I feel the need to share this conversation

[PLOL]

Get this guy on radio, immediately. I randomly texted this guy on a whim after I saw this posted on twitter:

 

And I'm glad I did because he's quite a character. Here's our text conversation so far:
Random: Yoooo 9:01 AM
Random: Whose this 9:01 AM
Random: Yoooo 12:22 PM
Me: Hi 12:22 PM
Me: Your number was posted on twitter 12:23 PM
Random: Foreal 12:23 PM
Random: Wow 12:23 PM
Me: You wrote on a bathroom stall that you have a big dick 12:24 PM
Random: Well im lookin for bitches that wanna get money 12:24 PM
Random: U feel me 12:24 PM
Me: Not really, I'm gay 12:25 PM
Random: O well 12:25 PM
Random: Bye 12:26 PM
Me: Take care 12:26 PM
Me: https://twitter.com/i/#!/ahuj9/media...FQKcrfBk4O3%2F 12:28 PM
Random: O 12:33 PM
Random: That's in Queens 12:33 PM
Random: Lmfao 12:33 PM
Me: lol, okay 12:33 PM
Random: I juss want to doooo porn again 12:34 PM
Random: In lookin for real whores 12:34 PM
Me: good luck 12:34 PM
Random: Thank u kindly 12:35 PM
Random: Goodbye 12:35 PM
Me: Good luck on your whore adventure 12:35 PM
Random: In having a threesum now 12:36 PM
Random: I have 2 gooo 12:36 PM
Me: Must be talented to be able to have a 3some and text a random person at the same time 12:37 PM
Me: Okay, have fun. Don't shoot your load too early 12:37 PM
Random: In gettin madick sucked 12:38 PM
Me: Fun times 12:38 PM
Me: Hot girls? 12:38 PM
Random: It depends on@t bitch 12:39 PM
Random: Black and white 12:39 PM
Random: Bitches 12:39 PM
Random: All day 12:39 PM
Me: Well, at least you talk about them with some respect 12:40 PM
Random: U tell ya female friends cum this way 12:40 PM
Me: I'll get right on that 12:41 PM
Random: Bitches dont mean shytt to me 12:41 PM
Random: Im a fukin pimp 12:41 PM
Me: Banging beach bunnies all over the place? 12:42 PM
Random: Yooooo 12:43 PM
Me: Hi 12:43 PM
Random: Send sum bitches my way 12:43 PM
Me: I already told you, I'm going to get right on that. But will take a few hours to round up some of the bitches I know and send them to you 12:44 PM
Random: Have them text me bye 1 aclock 12:44 PM
Me: That's in 15 minutes. That's a pretty tight deadline 12:45 PM
Me: But I'll see what I can do 12:45 PM
Random: Please jusss doooo it 12:46 PM
Me: okayyyyy 12:46 PM
Random: Tell them if they wanna be escorts 12:47 PM
Random: And make money text me asap 12:47 PM
Me: Okay, so just for escorting then. Or also for sex with you? 12:48 PM
Random: Juss for escort 12:48 PM
Random: Im goin half wit them 12:49 PM
Random: 50/50 12:49 PM
Me: Okay, I will convey the urgency that they need to text you as soon as possible 12:49 PM
Random: We split the money 12:49 PM
Me: But if they do a half and half would you get 75%? 12:49 PM
Random: Me and them 12:50 PM
Random: Nooo fukin games 12:50 PM
Random: 50/50 12:51 PM
Me: Yes, you mentioned that 12:52 PM
Random: If the made 3,000 12:52 PM
Random: I get 1,500 12:52 PM
Me: Okay. And how much would they get? 12:53 PM
Random: Half & Half 12:53 PM
Me: What if they made $2,000? Sorry, I'm bad with math 12:53 PM
Random: I get 1,000 they get 1,000 12:54 PM
Me: Oh okay, that makes sense. 12:55 PM
Me: So in other words, you get half, and they get half. That's fair 12:55 PM
Random: Dont send me no stupid silly ass bitch 12:55 PM
Random: Soooo make ya calls 12:55 PM
Random: Dooo that now 12:56 PM
Me: Okay. I will make sure the bitches I send you are not stupid silly asses 12:56 PM
Me: What is your ethnicity? 12:56 PM
Random: Black 12:56 PM
Random: Where u from 12:57 PM
Me: Oh okay, just wondering 12:57 PM
Me: Florida 12:57 PM
Random: Where u live in nyc 1:02 PM
Me: lower east side 1:03 PM

**At this point I use a different number to pretend to be some girl who wants to escort for him**
Me #2: Hiiii. I'm a hot bitch. I'm interested in escorting for you. What type of commission do you take?
Random: 50/50
Random Send me a picture
Me #2: Does that mean half and half?
Me #2: You send me a picture
Random: yessss
Random: Please don't waste my time
Random: Send the picture or beat it
Me #2: Okay, ill beat it. I dont need no pimp talkin to me like that. Thats whack
Random: Bye

**Back to the original convo**
Random: Yoooo only send me a bitch that only care about makin money 1:05 PM
Me: Sorry, I'll try to find one who wants to go in to it for the right reasons 1:05 PM
Random: I don't play no fukin games 1:06 PM
Me: Not even like monopoly or shit? I love that game 1:07 PM

So feel free to text him pretending to want to be an escort for him. Also, could make for a good prank call on radio.

***Story developing***

[408Mike]

Congrats, you've just had your first encounter with a black person in the wild.

Anywho, this exchange was golden

Random: U tell ya female friends cum this way 12:40 PM
Me: I'll get right on that 12:41 PM
Random: Bitches dont mean shytt to me 12:41 PM
Random: Im a fukin pimp 12:41 PM
Me: Banging beach bunnies all over the place? 12:42 PM
Random: Yooooo 12:43 PM
Me: Hi 12:43 PM

Also you're Bi or did I mistakenly hear that someplace? Might have been the horrible shoes that threw me off if you are in fact just gay and not bi.

[PLOL]

Congrats, you've just had your first encounter with a black person in the wild.

Anywho, this exchange was golden

Random: U tell ya female friends cum this way 12:40 PM
Me: I'll get right on that 12:41 PM
Random: Bitches dont mean shytt to me 12:41 PM
Random: Im a fukin pimp 12:41 PM
Me: Banging beach bunnies all over the place? 12:42 PM
Random: Yooooo 12:43 PM
Me: Hi 12:43 PM

Also you're Bi or did I mistakenly hear that someplace? Might have been the horrible shoes that threw me off if you are in fact just gay and not bi.

I am bi, I'm not really sure what your point is. And my shoes were fab

[ShadyJ]

Thank god Im not bored enough to read this

[ShadyJ]

Congrats, you've just had your first encounter with a black person in the wild.

Anywho, this exchange was golden



Also you're Bi or did I mistakenly hear that someplace? Might have been the horrible shoes that threw me off if you are in fact just gay and not bi.

I am bi, I'm not really sure what your point is. And my shoes were fab

Theres no such thing as a bi male. Your a fag that will fuck a chick. Theres no way around it. Either you suck a dick or you dont there's no in between

[408Mike]

Congrats, you've just had your first encounter with a black person in the wild.

Anywho, this exchange was golden



Also you're Bi or did I mistakenly hear that someplace? Might have been the horrible shoes that threw me off if you are in fact just gay and not bi.

I am bi, I'm not really sure what your point is.

You specifically referred to yourself as gay in your convo, right about

Random: Well im lookin for bitches that wanna get money 12:24 PM
Random: U feel me 12:24 PM
Me: Not really, I'm gay 12:25 PM<-----HERE
Random: O well 12:25 PM
Random: Bye 12:26 PM

Felt like clarifying to avoid future bumbling on my part and coming across as insensitive, which I am not.

And my shoes were fab

I have a pretty decent sized circle of gay friends who would not be caught dead in those things, and not a single straight person I know would wear them either.

Clearly you can appreciate how I became confused when you called yourself gay when evidence points strongly to the contrary.

[Anal_Hershiser]

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5826...d-to-your-cash

[408Mike]

You know honestly I thought I would eventually get nostalgic seeing those extranormal videos but in all honesty, the software and dialogue is just painful at this point. It's like a walking talking siri bumbling around, with clever dialogue that gets overlooked. If there is something newere and better, and a person were so inclined to port the dialogue over to the new software, now that would be something.

[OSA]

LOL, Queens. Funny shit.

[GAMBLE-BOT]

Get this guy on radio, immediately. I randomly texted this guy on a whim after I saw this posted on twitter:

 

And I'm glad I did because he's quite a character. Here's our text conversation so far:
Random: Yoooo 9:01 AM
Random: Whose this 9:01 AM
Random: Yoooo 12:22 PM
Me: Hi 12:22 PM
Me: Your number was posted on twitter 12:23 PM
Random: Foreal 12:23 PM
Random: Wow 12:23 PM
Me: You wrote on a bathroom stall that you have a big dick 12:24 PM
Random: Well im lookin for bitches that wanna get money 12:24 PM
Random: U feel me 12:24 PM
Me: Not really, I'm gay 12:25 PM
Random: O well 12:25 PM
Random: Bye 12:26 PM
Me: Take care 12:26 PM
Me: https://twitter.com/i/#!/ahuj9/media...FQKcrfBk4O3%2F 12:28 PM
Random: O 12:33 PM
Random: That's in Queens 12:33 PM
Random: Lmfao 12:33 PM
Me: lol, okay 12:33 PM
Random: I juss want to doooo porn again 12:34 PM
Random: In lookin for real whores 12:34 PM
Me: good luck 12:34 PM
Random: Thank u kindly 12:35 PM
Random: Goodbye 12:35 PM
Me: Good luck on your whore adventure 12:35 PM
Random: In having a threesum now 12:36 PM
Random: I have 2 gooo 12:36 PM
Me: Must be talented to be able to have a 3some and text a random person at the same time 12:37 PM
Me: Okay, have fun. Don't shoot your load too early 12:37 PM
Random: In gettin madick sucked 12:38 PM
Me: Fun times 12:38 PM
Me: Hot girls? 12:38 PM
Random: It depends on@t bitch 12:39 PM
Random: Black and white 12:39 PM
Random: Bitches 12:39 PM
Random: All day 12:39 PM
Me: Well, at least you talk about them with some respect 12:40 PM
Random: U tell ya female friends cum this way 12:40 PM
Me: I'll get right on that 12:41 PM
Random: Bitches dont mean shytt to me 12:41 PM
Random: Im a fukin pimp 12:41 PM
Me: Banging beach bunnies all over the place? 12:42 PM
Random: Yooooo 12:43 PM
Me: Hi 12:43 PM
Random: Send sum bitches my way 12:43 PM
Me: I already told you, I'm going to get right on that. But will take a few hours to round up some of the bitches I know and send them to you 12:44 PM
Random: Have them text me bye 1 aclock 12:44 PM
Me: That's in 15 minutes. That's a pretty tight deadline 12:45 PM
Me: But I'll see what I can do 12:45 PM
Random: Please jusss doooo it 12:46 PM
Me: okayyyyy 12:46 PM
Random: Tell them if they wanna be escorts 12:47 PM
Random: And make money text me asap 12:47 PM
Me: Okay, so just for escorting then. Or also for sex with you? 12:48 PM
Random: Juss for escort 12:48 PM
Random: Im goin half wit them 12:49 PM
Random: 50/50 12:49 PM
Me: Okay, I will convey the urgency that they need to text you as soon as possible 12:49 PM
Random: We split the money 12:49 PM
Me: But if they do a half and half would you get 75%? 12:49 PM
Random: Me and them 12:50 PM
Random: Nooo fukin games 12:50 PM
Random: 50/50 12:51 PM
Me: Yes, you mentioned that 12:52 PM
Random: If the made 3,000 12:52 PM
Random: I get 1,500 12:52 PM
Me: Okay. And how much would they get? 12:53 PM
Random: Half & Half 12:53 PM
Me: What if they made $2,000? Sorry, I'm bad with math 12:53 PM
Random: I get 1,000 they get 1,000 12:54 PM
Me: Oh okay, that makes sense. 12:55 PM
Me: So in other words, you get half, and they get half. That's fair 12:55 PM
Random: Dont send me no stupid silly ass bitch 12:55 PM
Random: Soooo make ya calls 12:55 PM
Random: Dooo that now 12:56 PM
Me: Okay. I will make sure the bitches I send you are not stupid silly asses 12:56 PM
Me: What is your ethnicity? 12:56 PM
Random: Black 12:56 PM
Random: Where u from 12:57 PM
Me: Oh okay, just wondering 12:57 PM
Me: Florida 12:57 PM
Random: Where u live in nyc 1:02 PM
Me: lower east side 1:03 PM

**At this point I use a different number to pretend to be some girl who wants to escort for him**
Me #2: Hiiii. I'm a hot bitch. I'm interested in escorting for you. What type of commission do you take?
Random: 50/50
Random Send me a picture
Me #2: Does that mean half and half?
Me #2: You send me a picture
Random: yessss
Random: Please don't waste my time
Random: Send the picture or beat it
Me #2: Okay, ill beat it. I dont need no pimp talkin to me like that. Thats whack
Random: Bye

**Back to the original convo**
Random: Yoooo only send me a bitch that only care about makin money 1:05 PM
Me: Sorry, I'll try to find one who wants to go in to it for the right reasons 1:05 PM
Random: I don't play no fukin games 1:06 PM
Me: Not even like monopoly or shit? I love that game 1:07 PM

So feel free to text him pretending to want to be an escort for him. Also, could make for a good prank call on radio.

***Story developing***

[PLOL]

I am bi, I'm not really sure what your point is.

You specifically referred to yourself as gay in your convo, right about

Random: Well im lookin for bitches that wanna get money 12:24 PM
Random: U feel me 12:24 PM
Me: Not really, I'm gay 12:25 PM<-----HERE
Random: O well 12:25 PM
Random: Bye 12:26 PM

Felt like clarifying to avoid future bumbling on my part and coming across as insensitive, which I am not.

And my shoes were fab

I have a pretty decent sized circle of gay friends who would not be caught dead in those things, and not a single straight person I know would wear them either.

Clearly you can appreciate how I became confused when you called yourself gay when evidence points strongly to the contrary.

Evidence points strongly to the contrary? It's like you're trying to out me as secretly being straight. Yes, I said I was gay in the convo. I also told him I would send my female friends his way to be escorts. Did you take that seriously too? I was messing with the guy. But yes, sometimes I will refer to myself as being gay, as opposed to bi, so that people like ShadyJ don't go on homophobic rants against me. It seems to happen more when I identify as bi, as opposed to gay.

I have a pretty decent sized circle of gay friends who would not be caught dead in those things, and not a single straight person I know would wear them either.

Okay, so according to you nobody wears those shoes. And yet they continue to exist. I wonder how that is.

And Mike, it's okay, you can just come out of the closet. Sure, you have assholes in the world like ShadyJ, but you'll get to find who cares about you and who only cares about the you they want you to be. And you'll find that the overwhelming number of people in your life who know you will be accepting.

[tony bagadonuts]

Me: Okay. I will make sure the bitches I send you are not stupid silly asses 12:56 PM

PLOLZ

[408Mike]

You specifically referred to yourself as gay in your convo, right about

Random: Well im lookin for bitches that wanna get money 12:24 PM
Random: U feel me 12:24 PM
Me: Not really, I'm gay 12:25 PM<-----HERE
Random: O well 12:25 PM
Random: Bye 12:26 PM

Felt like clarifying to avoid future bumbling on my part and coming across as insensitive, which I am not.

And my shoes were fab

I have a pretty decent sized circle of gay friends who would not be caught dead in those things, and not a single straight person I know would wear them either.

Clearly you can appreciate how I became confused when you called yourself gay when evidence points strongly to the contrary.

Evidence points strongly to the contrary? It's like you're trying to out me as secretly being straight. Yes, I said I was gay in the convo. I also told him I would send my female friends his way to be escorts. Did you take that seriously too? I was messing with the guy. But yes, sometimes I will refer to myself as being gay, as opposed to bi, so that people like ShadyJ don't go on homophobic rants against me. It seems to happen more when I identify as bi, as opposed to gay.

I have a pretty decent sized circle of gay friends who would not be caught dead in those things, and not a single straight person I know would wear them either.

Okay, so according to you nobody wears those shoes. And yet they continue to exist. I wonder how that is.

And Mike, it's okay, you can just come out of the closet. Sure, you have assholes in the world like ShadyJ, but you'll get to find who cares about you and who only cares about the you they want you to be. And you'll find that the overwhelming number of people in your life who know you will be accepting.

You missed my inference completely. I said I was confused you said gay when I figured you for bi, if gays and straights don't like the shoes, the remaining group is? bi ftw one time?

operating on not enough sleep, this might all make less sense to me tomorrow morning, but all I was doing was light heartedly poking fun at you claiming to be gay when your taste in shoes says definitely not, and you can't be straight ah nevermind.

true story- I blinked a couple hours ago on light rail and teleported 8 stops and had to walk 4 miles to my friends place

possibly unrelated but I hate labeling anyone anything, human beings are fucking insanely diverse, and just from a biological perspective. factor in psychological factors, environmental factors, socio-economic factors etc I mean each human being is a thumb print, so I find it highly annoying to hear a person labeled gay, straight, democrat etc.

Why cant a person vote the candidate who, at present time, best fits their current needs? I vote obama I am a lifelong democrat?

A two party political system adequately serves the needs of some 250million human beings in the first place?

If you fuck a girl, you are straight, until you bang a dude and then are bi, for life? what happened to having the freedom of choice in a given situation and not being judged as any one thing or another?

You are a human being IMO, nuff said. Why say anything else?

But I am the forum idiot afterall, never mind a thing I say as I am probably wrong.