Back when I was a kid, I played competitive soccer and spent a good amount of time traveling with my teammates.
As with all kids, we found interesting ways to kill time and get into trouble, and for a certain period of time, French Ticklers were all the craze. For those of you who don't know, French Ticklers are a special type of condom with little bumps "for her pleasure."
We thought it was so funny, and so we would get them in whatever bathroom we could, and from there a lot of fun could be had from the obvious to the sick (leaving it on the coaches car open, for example).
We even used to take pictures from whatever porno magazines we could obtain and then flash them to truckers on the road, stick Playboy/Playgirl stickers on random cars, and even progressed to putting silica gel into a salt shaker in a Sizzler, before coming to our senses and tossing it into the trash.
Anyways, fast forward 20 years to me in a bar with this chick I'm seeing, when I see these:
So I figure it is a re-branded and Americanized version of the reputable french tickler, so for nostalgia's sake, I proceed to purchase 2 of them, get drunk, go home with my girl (who isn't on birth control!), and test them out.
It is only in the morning when I clean up the mess do I look at the bottom of the box in small print and see that the "condom is for novelty" and does not protect against pregnancy or STD.
WHAT THE FUCK?
You are selling novelty condoms to drunk people in a bar bathroom? Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm against frivolous lawsuits as much as anyone, but this makes me want to knock her up, abort the fetus, and then sue the shit out of this company so they will stop selling these things. How irresponsible and negligent can you be?
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Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
