View Poll Results: Death: Burial or Cremation?

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  • Burial: Decompising in a sealed box

    1 11.11%
  • Cremation: 1000 degree conveyor oven

    7 77.78%
  • Take easy way out and let others decide

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    I turn 50 very soon, naturally I am in the 3rd quarter of life. My life expectancy is 75.2 years. Which means playing the averages gives me 25 years left. Although given family history and lifestyle I am more destined for mid 60s expiration. So I told my wife I want to be cremated in the event of an untimely death.

    There is something really weird to me of decomposing in a box for hundreds of years. There is something just more clean to me being slid through a 1000+ degree oven and put in a sealed bowl.That's just me.
    Be sure to take care of your affairs. I did mine so son wouldn't be shortchanged. If you don't leave a will the state can zero you out of all your assets.

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    just throw me in the trash

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    just throw me in the trash
    Well, that is the easy way out answer, most that care about you will give you a respectable burial, Unless you are Garrett's parents who almost certainly would snatch what is left of his insurance settlement and leave to local morgue to dispose of his body.


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    I would like my ashes sprinkled on the pfa servers.

    If that can’t be arranged I’d have my ashes mixed into all food served at my funeral.
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