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    How many sponges does sonatine ties to his shoes in order to drive a car?

    I used to think 4-5 but lately I've seen some thick ass sponges PLUS the little munchkin has apparently been shopping where al pacino has been known to frequent, bringing the likely tally in around 2-3.

    Lucky Little bugger that he is.

    FOLLOW THE YELLOWBRICK ROAD!!!

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    take a deep breath and relax michael.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    I used to think 4-5 but lately I've seen some thick ass sponges PLUS the little munchkin has apparently been shopping where al pacino has been known to frequent, bringing the likely tally in around 2-3.

    Lucky Little bugger that he is.

    FOLLOW THE YELLOWBRICK ROAD!!!
    Please kill yourself

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    sonatine meets up with tire, the unlikely reunion

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    An unnamed IST'er just send me this, supposedly came out of SONATINE'S personal collection!



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    something more stylish for a saturday night


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    put your shirt on, bro


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    I'll be honest here.

    When I met sonatine, while he was a good deal shorter than me, I didn't notice him being abnormally short.

    From memory I would say he was about 5'7", but I could be off a little in either direction.

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    get a life nerd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I'll be honest here.

    When I met sonatine, while he was a good deal shorter than me, I didn't notice him being abnormally short.

    From memory I would say he was about 5'7", but I could be off a little in either direction.
    He's 5'7" or 5'8", aka average height.

    EDIT- Holy shit, Mike made 2 threads about this in 4 minutes. It's nice to see he can still find new and innovative ways to embarrass himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I'll be honest here.

    When I met sonatine, while he was a good deal shorter than me, I didn't notice him being abnormally short.

    From memory I would say he was about 5'7", but I could be off a little in either direction.
    With lifts and boots he was about 5ft7

    In reality he's 5ft4, at BEST 5ft5, which is defnintely MIDGET status.

    It also adequately explains his incessant need to troll me, HE'S GOT A NAPOLEAN COMPLEX

    How hard is life when you're 5ft4 I can only wonder...IN MY NIGHTMARES

    I am 5ft10 and without lifitng I am 208lbs lean, right now I am 212 and lean and not taking anything

    SUCK A DICK SONATINE

    Within 2 years you will be Yesterday in every facet of the word and you know precisely what I mean.

    The sun is setting, OLD MAN

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I'll be honest here.

    When I met sonatine, while he was a good deal shorter than me, I didn't notice him being abnormally short.

    From memory I would say he was about 5'7", but I could be off a little in either direction.
    With lifts and boots he was about 5ft7

    In reality he's 5ft4, at BEST 5ft5, which is defnintely MIDGET status.

    It also adequately explains his incessant need to troll me, HE'S GOT A NAPOLEAN COMPLEX

    How hard is life when you're 5ft4 I can only wonder...IN MY NIGHTMARES



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    mike you spend way too much time and energy obsessing over two guys from the internet who you have never met

    scuter and tine want to see other people

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I'll be honest here.

    When I met sonatine, while he was a good deal shorter than me, I didn't notice him being abnormally short.

    From memory I would say he was about 5'7", but I could be off a little in either direction.
    With lifts and boots he was about 5ft7

    In reality he's 5ft4, at BEST 5ft5, which is defnintely MIDGET status.

    It also adequately explains his incessant need to troll me, HE'S GOT A NAPOLEAN COMPLEX

    How hard is life when you're 5ft4 I can only wonder...IN MY NIGHTMARES

    I am 5ft10 and without lifitng I am 208lbs lean, right now I am 212 and lean and not taking anything

    SUCK A DICK SONATINE

    Within 2 years you will be Yesterday in every facet of the word and you know precisely what I mean.

    The sun is setting, OLD MAN
    I seem to recall you saying you were 5'8". Did find this quote on Donkdown......seems like your height also fluctuates with your weight.


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    Hetrosexually speaking, he seems to be very sponge worthy

    Hell homosexually speaking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post

    With lifts and boots he was about 5ft7

    In reality he's 5ft4, at BEST 5ft5, which is defnintely MIDGET status.

    It also adequately explains his incessant need to troll me, HE'S GOT A NAPOLEAN COMPLEX

    How hard is life when you're 5ft4 I can only wonder...IN MY NIGHTMARES

    I am 5ft10 and without lifitng I am 208lbs lean, right now I am 212 and lean and not taking anything

    SUCK A DICK SONATINE

    Within 2 years you will be Yesterday in every facet of the word and you know precisely what I mean.

    The sun is setting, OLD MAN
    I seem to recall you saying you were 5'8". Did find this quote on Donkdown......seems like your height also fluctuates with your weight.


    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike
    I fluctuate between 198-202 depending on what I eat. 5ft9, 202, 31 inch waist.
    Lol. The fucking idiot can't even keep his lies straight anymore. Of course he will ignore your post and pretend like he never saw it.
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    Serious Question: WHat is IST

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrigan View Post
    Serious Question: WHat is IST
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