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    marts stoned uber driver tik tok would be viral

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    The broke bitch can’t afford a quality car
    His car was fine until he ran over a cement wall and lit his seat on fire.

     
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      Ryback_feed_me_more: Oh Shit I forgot about that one. ROFLMAO
      
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      tigerpiper: He never called me about his lawsuit against the wall. Sad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hutmaster View Post

    There is no way his social security check will be that much. The average social security check is
    Close to $1800 per month. However if you start at 62 you only receive 70% of what you would get if you waited until 67. The maximum you can get at 67 is $3800. Tyde would have to be at the maximum to get $2700 at 62. There is no way with his sporadic work history that he has maxed out social security contributions. To get $2700 at age 62 his average MONTHLY earnings would need to be atleast $13,000.
    I’m 60 and have put in around $300,000 over 45 years. According to my statement, if I take it at 62, I get like $2500 a month. If I wait until 67, it’s $3800. I’ll definitely wait.
    You are not a smoker though. There is literally a 100% chance Tyde does not make it to 70 due to lung disease due to smoking, even his ship doctors said he had lungs of an 80 year old man when in a routine physical (his words not mine). He is effectively a gonner. Good poster though.

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    Martin sent me an apology via a third party.

    In the apology he said he would understand if I choose not to bring him back to the forum, but that he does not want a war with me, and wishes for the current issues to end. I told him through the other person that I accepted the apology.

    Therefore, I will be restoring his screen name back to Tyde, and will cease talking about him, and won't take any further action against him. He won't be coming back here, but I'll drop the matter now.

     
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    SKATZPOKER 2025 baby

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    this is our fucking year

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    wow look at what happens when NickyPipes sends out a warning. Pipes sent out one little warning and tyde got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and your uncle to North Hollywood

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    The last thing Tyde needs to be spending his time doing is watching political content that will serve to further upset and enrage him

    Tyde does not need to worry about politics, he has no wealth or kids to protect

    He needs to follow the daily routine I laid out for him a month or two ago and dedicate himself to the Tyde Turnaround Lifestyle

    The protocols have been establish, but will they be respected?
    Oh for fucks sake I take a couple days away and shit explodes. Marty goes full retard etc... Nicky since this is a serious concern. Please dont offer advice to anybody on how to fix their lives. You got enough of your own shit to fix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    The reality is that without Tyde, PFA is a dump
    For that alone Druff should nap your ass for 24hrs but he wont because hes a decent guy but dude seriously. Check your fucking attitude before somebody ties cement shoes to you and throws you into Long Island Sound to sleep with the fishes.




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    So he isn't coming back? I am confused. Or you just restored his name from Martin to Tyde?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Tyde is my father

    I was born 19 years ago next Thursday in a gutter in Rio de Janero

    Sorry to see Dad act out this way
    Oh shut the fuck up Nicky. for once in your stupid wannabe Guido life just STFU. This really isnt a time to be joking. Marty has serious mental and substance abuse demons and you're fucking making a joke out of it. GFY. I think Marty's shit is not going to end well but to make a mockery of this crap just isn't funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Marty would be better being an Uber driver, work himself up to Uber Black. Someone I know made 150k last year.

    Another regular Uber driver made 50k working weekends only.

    Make your own hours, freedom to be free while earning a decent dime.

    Wish him well.
    Hmm legit made? or was this gross on the 1099-K because Ive ridden with some to and from the airport or on a Sat night, and they legit are complaining pay has been cut right and left on them and if they're telling the truth it appears both Uber and Lyft are butt fucking their contractors taking 60-70% of the fares paid by riders. ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    The reality is that without Tyde, PFA is a dump
    Confirmation NickyPipes= Tyde (Move along now...)

    I've thought is for a long time now but im putting it out there now

    (NickyPipes is Tyde using a voiceover probably..)
    Pipes = John D'Agostino, obv.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    wow look at what happens when NickyPipes sends out a warning. Pipes sent out one little warning and tyde got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and your uncle to North Hollywood
    Brother Pipes negotiating a ceasefire is the finest act of diplomacy this site has ever seen.

    Gentle reminder to all that Mort resides firmly in cluster B, Druff craves the dopamine spikes, and this will continue happening until one folds the proverbial hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    wow look at what happens when NickyPipes sends out a warning. Pipes sent out one little warning and tyde got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and your uncle to North Hollywood
    Brother Pipes negotiating a ceasefire is the finest act of diplomacy this site has ever seen.

    Gentle reminder to all that Mort resides firmly in cluster B, Druff craves the dopamine spikes, and this will continue happening until one folds the proverbial hand.
    Thank you Sloppy Joe, I do understand that I am the true hero here, but all that matters to a humble servant like me is that Mrs. Druff can sleeping peacefully knowing that Tyde the Terror will no longer be prank calling her.

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    Is the Jerry account banned as well? And where is dwai ? I feel his absence over the last while may have destabilized Marty along with the ghost of Winnie betrayal.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post

    Brother Pipes negotiating a ceasefire is the finest act of diplomacy this site has ever seen.

    Gentle reminder to all that Mort resides firmly in cluster B, Druff craves the dopamine spikes, and this will continue happening until one folds the proverbial hand.
    Thank you Sloppy Joe, I do understand that I am the true hero here, but all that matters to a humble servant like me is that Mrs. Druff can sleeping peacefully knowing that Tyde the Terror will no longer be prank calling her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    Is the Jerry account banned as well? And where is dwai ? I feel his absence over the last while may have destabilized Marty along with the ghost of Winnie betrayal.
    One of the more underrated posts in the last couple years in my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by country978 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    The broke bitch can’t afford a quality car
    His car was fine until he ran over a cement wall and lit his seat on fire.

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