Skatz is the worst site on the internet. What more can you achieve?Originally Posted by lol wow
Skatz is the worst site on the internet. What more can you achieve?
I think the issue was that the true genius was lost in the medium. It was very obvious to me that early on we were looking at an aristocrats joke/punchline. the build up over a span of nearly weeks made its conclusion inevitable. It really felt to me as if you were Norm and Marty was Adam. It did an amazing job of capturing the true essence of trump derangement syndrome over the course of days.One of the more underrated posts in the last couple years in my opinion.
PokerfraudAlert acknowledges that our message board is on the unceded, unsurrendered Territory of Donkdown.com who's presence stretches back to that of Neverwinpoker and the Lithuanians. As such we acknowledge the great role that Tony G, Jewdonk, any many other Lithuanians have contributed to our community.
Also looks like a ceasefire/hostage exchange is in the works here. Druff has slowed down his attack and restored tydes forum name.m
While I understand and respect druffs right to defend the safety of his mother. It’s important to realize the complexities of this feud that date back decades. Tyde was originally banished from his home forum and forced to post in places like retard syberia, the carter, and even borispoker. When he tried to established his own homeland at tydepoker even then he was hacked. When someone has been victimized for such a long time and basically left in an open air prison they have to lash out for their freedom in ways that may seem extreme.
PokerfraudAlert acknowledges that our message board is on the unceded, unsurrendered Territory of Donkdown.com who's presence stretches back to that of Neverwinpoker and the Lithuanians. As such we acknowledge the great role that Tony G, Jewdonk, any many other Lithuanians have contributed to our community.
This somehow seems weirdly appropriate for Marty's behavior and this thread.
Disappointed to see this outburst after the trauma the community has just endured.For that alone Druff should nap your ass for 24hrs but he wont because hes a decent guy but dude seriously. Check your fucking attitude before somebody ties cement shoes to you and throws you into Long Island Sound to sleep with the fishes.
Many on the forum have observed my personal growth and development during this trying time, it’s disappointing to many to see that you have not experienced the same personal growth.
In the future if you’d like to apologize my door remains open.
Disappointed to see this outburst after the trauma the community has just endured.For that alone Druff should nap your ass for 24hrs but he wont because hes a decent guy but dude seriously. Check your fucking attitude before somebody ties cement shoes to you and throws you into Long Island Sound to sleep with the fishes.
Many on the forum have observed my personal growth and development during this trying time, it’s disappointing to many to see that you have not experienced the same personal growth.
In the future if you’d like to apologize my door remains open.
A lot of BDS sufferers are very upset with this recent turn of events, as Trump has virtually no chance of defeating Biden without Marty here to nurture and cultivate his grass roots support thread.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
It’s a shame Tydes campaigning for Trump has been put to an untimely end
RIP MAGA
Important question- when is Mother Druff going to start posting on this board??
(Verse 1)
In the heart of the underworld, where tales are often told,
Lived a legend they called Mother Druff, with a heart so cold.
She played her cards in shadows, where the narco ballads bloom,
But when it came to poker forums, she faced a different tune.
(Chorus)
Mother Druff, the queen of the night,
She'd play her poker games under the pale moonlight.
But the 9th tier forum, she'd never join,
For the vaccine against the woke mind, she'd always disavow.
(Verse 2)
With a cigarette in her hand, and a swagger in her stride,
Mother Druff was feared, from the North to the Southside.
Her reputation grew, like a wildfire's raging glow,
But in the world of poker forums, she'd choose not to go.
(Chorus)
Mother Druff, the queen of the night,
She'd play her poker games under the pale moonlight.
But the 9th tier forum, she'd never join,
For the vaccine against the woke mind, she'd always disavow.
(Verse 3)
Some called her crazy, while others called her wise,
For her stance against the woke mind, she paid a heavy price.
She'd rather face the dangers of the poker room's deceit,
Than submit to the vaccine that the woke world deemed elite.
(Chorus)
Mother Druff, the queen of the night,
She'd play her poker games under the pale moonlight.
But the 9th tier forum, she'd never join,
For the vaccine against the woke mind, she'd always disavow.
(Bridge)
In the neon-lit alleyways, where the gamblers placed their bets,
Mother Druff played her hand, with no vaccine regrets.
She'd rather trust her instincts, the cards, and her fate,
Than succumb to the woke mind virus, it was a game she wouldn't play.
(Chorus)
Mother Druff, the queen of the night,
She'd play her poker games under the pale moonlight.
But the 9th tier forum, she'd never join,
For the vaccine against the woke mind, she'd always disavow.
(Outro)
So here's to Mother Druff, the legend of the night,
With her unvaccinated spirit, she'd always take flight.
In the world of narco ballads, her tale will forever resound,
A poker-playing rebel, who'd never bow to the woke mind's ground.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
PokerfraudAlert acknowledges that our message board is on the unceded, unsurrendered Territory of Donkdown.com who's presence stretches back to that of Neverwinpoker and the Lithuanians. As such we acknowledge the great role that Tony G, Jewdonk, any many other Lithuanians have contributed to our community.
Good job, but you forgot to mention her landline phone.
(Verse 1)
In the heart of the underworld, where tales are often told,
Lived a legend they called Mother Druff, with a heart so cold.
She played her cards in shadows, where the narco ballads bloom,
But when it came to poker forums, she faced a different tune.
(Chorus)
Mother Druff, the queen of the night,
She'd play her poker games under the pale moonlight.
But the 9th tier forum, she'd never join,
For the vaccine against the woke mind, she'd always disavow.
(Verse 2)
With a cigarette in her hand, and a swagger in her stride,
Mother Druff was feared, from the North to the Southside.
Her reputation grew, like a wildfire's raging glow,
But in the world of poker forums, she'd choose not to go.
(Chorus)
Mother Druff, the queen of the night,
She'd play her poker games under the pale moonlight.
But the 9th tier forum, she'd never join,
For the vaccine against the woke mind, she'd always disavow.
(Verse 3)
Some called her crazy, while others called her wise,
For her stance against the woke mind, she paid a heavy price.
She'd rather face the dangers of the poker room's deceit,
Than submit to the vaccine that the woke world deemed elite.
(Chorus)
Mother Druff, the queen of the night,
She'd play her poker games under the pale moonlight.
But the 9th tier forum, she'd never join,
For the vaccine against the woke mind, she'd always disavow.
(Bridge)
In the neon-lit alleyways, where the gamblers placed their bets,
Mother Druff played her hand, with no vaccine regrets.
She'd rather trust her instincts, the cards, and her fate,
Than succumb to the woke mind virus, it was a game she wouldn't play.
(Chorus)
Mother Druff, the queen of the night,
She'd play her poker games under the pale moonlight.
But the 9th tier forum, she'd never join,
For the vaccine against the woke mind, she'd always disavow.
(Outro)
So here's to Mother Druff, the legend of the night,
With her unvaccinated spirit, she'd always take flight.
In the world of narco ballads, her tale will forever resound,
A poker-playing rebel, who'd never bow to the woke mind's ground.
Pipes, I thought you left. I go away on vacation and apparently you're back again. You just couldn't stay away, eh Gringo?Disappointed to see this outburst after the trauma the community has just endured.For that alone Druff should nap your ass for 24hrs but he wont because hes a decent guy but dude seriously. Check your fucking attitude before somebody ties cement shoes to you and throws you into Long Island Sound to sleep with the fishes.
Many on the forum have observed my personal growth and development during this trying time, it’s disappointing to many to see that you have not experienced the same personal growth.
In the future if you’d like to apologize my door remains open.
En boca cerrada, no entran moscas
Druff contacted me privately and asked me to “send a message” to Marty, so I came back to handle some business for the guy. Cannnot disclose how much I was paid
FFS who would call someone's 80 year old mother and leave that message? Hopefully Tyde is back in recovery.
I’ve been in touch with Mother Druff a few times since it all went down. She is in good spirits, thinks of me as “her other son” and we discuss Dan and his past antics of college dating and the YouTube fame fantasy. She is very special to me and a national treasure.
FFS who would call someone's 80 year old mother and leave that message? Hopefully Tyde is back in recovery.
I feel like it's time to give him another chance. What are the odds he would do this again?
PokerfraudAlert acknowledges that our message board is on the unceded, unsurrendered Territory of Donkdown.com who's presence stretches back to that of Neverwinpoker and the Lithuanians. As such we acknowledge the great role that Tony G, Jewdonk, any many other Lithuanians have contributed to our community.
Truly hoping that Druff's need for attention and dopamine only resulted in him exposing his family (again) to one unstable lunatic.I’ve been in touch with Mother Druff a few times since it all went down. She is in good spirits, thinks of me as “her other son” and we discuss Dan and his past antics of college dating and the YouTube fame fantasy. She is very special to me and a national treasure.
PokerFraudAlert...will never censor your claims, even if they're against one of our sponsors. In addition to providing you an open forum report fraud within the poker community, we will also analyze your claims with a clear head an unbiased point of view. And, of course, the accused will always have the floor to defend themselves.-Dan Druff
I’ve been in touch with Mother Druff a few times since it all went down. She is in good spirits, thinks of me as “her other son” and we discuss Dan and his past antics of college dating and the YouTube fame fantasy. She is very special to me and a national treasure.
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
