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    Attn: anal_hersheiser

    The scene is hot and muggy, sex is in the air, how sweet it does smell, the putrid sickly sweet aroma of man stink wafts up to my nostrils, singing them, yet, at the same time, invigorating the rest of my body as I gaze down at you, shaking, nary a muslce moving, and at this moment I sense you are afraid, you are afraid of me and what I might do, and this makes me WILD, WILD WITH DESIRE it makes me SING INSIDE!!!!!

    My bulbous head is quivering now, at the rim of your butthole, ready to pass through into unknown ecstacy like I have never experienced before. Oh, I WANT YOU!!! Yes, yes I do, I do want you and your insides all for myself, all me, all mine I do want you. And I will have you

    NOW...

    Now I watch, the moment frozen in time like an old black and white film reel, as my head begins to penetrate into your nether regions, the feeling of penetration makes you quiver and shake, a sign I should back off. I know better, and freeze, briefly, until the end of your wave signals acceptance, and I THRUST, I thrust all at once, and in this moment I am inside you, savoring the deliciousness of it all, all i can feel is the wet and slippery feeling of knowing your insides, delicous and SO WARM AND WET

    I look down, and see blood, but this moment is too frail to waste a second to wipe it up, and so I thrust, and thrust, and I hear you scream, you scream so loud for ME, you cry NEVER STOP!!! DON'T STOP!!!

    I never even considered such a thing! I pound and pound against your exposed buttocks, every time you scream I scream back with my engorged unit until, pelvis to buttocks, I SCREAM with pure joy as I fill you up, and feel your body become tense and suddenly you are cumming too, overwhelmed with desire, with emotion, with BLISS.

    Suddenly the room is coming back into full view, and as I stare at the ceiling, I realize my life has come full circle, as I now know the blissful delight

    OF FUCKING YOU


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    Wow. A story about gay sex and some random guy's ass. Got me good.
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    Vegas is there any chance I can buy you some steaks and mail them to you or something?
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    I do believe Iraq was a huge mistake
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    Why the fuck is the world (cough US) allowing these backward fuckers have nukes.

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    I have it on good faith that the guy in the pic is *not* random at all.

    was it good for you?

    it was for me

    it was reeeeeeal good

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    I have it on good faith that the guy in the pic is *not* random at all.

    was it good for you?

    it was for me

    it was reeeeeeal good
    ROFL. You think that's me? HAHA. I swear on my children's lives it's not. Jesus, you fucking fail at everything.
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    Vegas is there any chance I can buy you some steaks and mail them to you or something?
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    I do believe Iraq was a huge mistake
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    Why the fuck is the world (cough US) allowing these backward fuckers have nukes.

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    It's not you?

    Prove otherwise BUDDY

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    It's not you?

    Prove otherwise BUDDY
    Yeah Azz, post a pic of your ass bent over for side by side comparison.

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    I believe Anal, not beecause of the lives he swore on but who in their right mind would deny having that cute dog?

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    Quote Originally Posted by michael View Post
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    It's not you?

    Prove otherwise BUDDY
    Yeah Azz, post a pic of your ass bent over for side by side comparison.
    GODBOT SPEAKS

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    and subtley my call for Ian to make an appearance goes unnoticed....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    It's not you?

    Prove otherwise BUDDY
    Prove it? ROFL. How? By posting a pic that is me? HAHA. The burden is on you to prove it IS me, not the other way around. If you want to assume that is me, I have NO problem with that. You're as bad as hoser. Someone sends you a random pic that is supposedly me, and you just blindly believe them. I have no facebook. No twitter. No myspace. Nothing. The most hilarious part of this entire thread, is that even if it was me, what is embarrassing about that pic? I swear that if you ever post a pic that IS me, I will say it is. And I have a Basset Hound, not a golden retriever or whatever the fuck that is. You just can't get anything right.
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    Vegas is there any chance I can buy you some steaks and mail them to you or something?
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    I do believe Iraq was a huge mistake
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Why the fuck is the world (cough US) allowing these backward fuckers have nukes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anal_Hershiser View Post
    Wow. A story about gay sex and some random guy's ass. Got me good.
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    gare..is it true
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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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