This thread is about ‘stupid shit you did when you were hammered’. It was recommended by Tyde, and since I am effectively disabled with a fractured tailbone, why not?
This was about the dumbest thing I ever did, 2005 or so. Mouthed off to a black guy at a poker table. I was in the wrong, he sucked out on me, blah, blah, blah. But I said some incendiary shit.
Went up to my hotel room and realized I left my dob kit in the car. Went to the parking garage, dark, and yep gun right to the forehead. I pleaded with the guy I had kids, I did not at that time but you say whatever, and he gave me a pass. He made it clear you never fuck with a guy you don't know anything about. He and his boys just drove off.
I thought calling the cops, but I just assumed they had my license plate number and could probably trace me. So I let it go. I was not injured, and had no idea if there were cameras in the garage, but since I was told to leave the poker room by staff I really did not have much of a case on the surface.
I have never mouthed off to anyone face to face again. You never know. Some guy elbowed me in a crowd about a year ago. In my youth, yeah I would have ran up to him, just kept on walking.
Got a couple other doozies, but yeah not one with a fucking gun to your head.