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    I got a job. I start Monday

    Rover.com I can take care of any dog that needs it.

    Side note, I'm going start passing five dollar notes to anyone who looks like they could use it.

    Do not cherish money. It's just a tool and you're not taking it with you


    I'm stoked about Rover though.

     
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      splitthis: Enjoy, hope you get a dog for yourself as well.

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    in before you get charged with animal cruelty and criminal neglect by the Saskatchewan PD

    thoughts and prayers for the dogs pulling the short straw getting stuck with you as their caretaker

     
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    You are going to take care of them at your house?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    You are going to take care of them at your house?

    No. You do what's needed. Walking, washing, loving...... it doesn't matter

    Sorry cats, you're on your own and that's how you like it.

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    looks like you’re home free les

    make sure to share regular updates from your new puppy farm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    looks like you’re home free les

    make sure to share regular updates from your new puppy farm

    Not everyone here knows the "Winnie" story until now. Jewdonk's little baby, Winnie, a beautiful doggie by all accounts died of dehydration because his owner was blacked out for two days straight

    It's because of people like you that agencies such as Rover or the SPCA are needed.
    You kill everything you come in contact with

    All true

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    LOL great story

    not even necessary to respond to, but that was actually pretty funny les

    your blood alcohol level must only be in the single digits tonight

    one day at a time buddy

    try to sober up this weekend before assuming responsibility for helpless animals Monday morning

    also be a responsible dog sitter and bring some fucking plastic bags

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    LOL great story

    not even necessary to respond to, but that was actually pretty funny les

    your blood alcohol level must only be in the single digits tonight

    one day at a time buddy

    try to sober up this weekend before assuming responsibility for helpless animals Monday morning

    also be a responsible dog sitter and bring some fucking plastic bags
    We have one thing in common I believe. Dogs are god. How you could torture a gorgeous creature like that is unimaginable.

    RIP Winnie, you're better off now

    The irony is that Winnie was with losey

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    I’m just ecstatic about your miraculous transformation in the last 24 hours les

    you seamlessly transitioned from a raging drunk suicidal mental case, to a trusted and loving dog caretaker

    what could possibly go wrong ?

    I’m guessing you were holding your breath waiting on the background check to clear

    current over/under sitting at 3 days before they fire your drunk ass

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    tyde firing fucking shaaaaaaaaaaaats let this man breathe brother hes picking up dog poops for a living

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    also les this seems like a job you need to drink at so well played by you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I’m just ecstatic about your miraculous transformation in the last 24 hours les

    you seamlessly transitioned from a raging drunk suicidal mental case, to a trusted and loving dog caretaker

    what could possibly go wrong ?

    I’m guessing you were holding your breath waiting on the background check to clear

    current over/under sitting at 3 days before they fire your drunk ass
    you killed your dog.....fact
    there's a special hell for puppy killers

    I can still see Winnie now. Always in the background, emaciated. Broke my heart

    There has to be a connection with you being an underpass child

    I didn't know it immediately but you could see the distress in that poor animals eyes.
    All because Tyde rules

    This is not a job job you morons. I'm going pay to prevent the next Winnie from being slaughtered

    Marty will say the water in mexico wasn't right, blah, blah, blah, but if you see the videos you'll actually hear a very sad whining which turns out to be the sound of a puppy dying

    Everyone knows puppies are balls of love. In the last hour I have concocted all kinds of puppy treats.
    Puppies are love. Don't ever let them die of dehydration while "you kill" on PokerStars.
    Monster

    I wasn't going to there but this is a crime. Never mind it occurred in Mexico there is video proof of a slow torture to an animal.

    I have saved some of the videos that I speak of and when you zoom in it's flea central. Never mind the dehydration this dog was being eating alive

    Heads up ruler, you better relocate

    You do not understand the effort behind animal abuse. You have no idea obv. I know you live in or around Carlsbad. You're done.
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    Not sure if Tyde killed Winnie or not, but he did make her lick peanut butter off his sack when he was drunk off cheap Mexican alcohol.

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    DAY ONE ON THE JOB


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    The fact that you've "been touched" does not matter. You will sit for several years cause you're a sicko who let their dog die.

    How do you even sleep? Winnie, Winnie, Winnie never had a chance

    How much were you up when you found Winnie dead? 12 bucks?

    I would not doubt it if I heard you sold Winnie

    bbq

    In the last video I recorded you can hear the locals yelping and we know why

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    check out the doggies in this video

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    tyde firing fucking shaaaaaaaaaaaats let this man breathe brother hes picking up dog poops for a living
    That's Pet Butler not Rover guy, get your dog services straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    tyde firing fucking shaaaaaaaaaaaats let this man breathe brother hes picking up dog poops for a living
    That's Pet Butler not Rover guy, get your dog services straight.


    Would it matter? Of course not. All dogs are heaven.
    I'm going to make every doggie the happiest they can be
    It's a selfish move but it's necessary
    I will feed worms when dead but having me on your side is gold.
    Not kidding at all but people are horrible, dogs are not

    If you ever need someone on your side I'm the guy to call
    I'm going to Ukraine


    Expedia has some reduced rates
    you want to talk about site hits? Compare some jerkofff from Carlsbad vs. a Ukraine army volunteer

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts View Post

    That's Pet Butler not Rover guy, get your dog services straight.


    Would it matter? Of course not. All dogs are heaven.
    I'm going to make every doggie the happiest they can be
    It's a selfish move but it's necessary
    I will feed worms when dead but having me on your side is gold.
    Not kidding at all but people are horrible, dogs are not

    If you ever need someone on your side I'm the guy to call
    I'm going to Ukraine


    Expedia has some reduced rates
    you want to talk about site hits? Compare some jerkofff from Carlsbad vs. a Ukraine army volunteer
    If you have a dog and you are in Ohio. 400 Canadian for doggie food is yours.
    Someone wake titler up as well


    What a message this. Oil rigs, Casbah. jet fighters, minorets

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    No chance titler is sleeping
    devising is the word




    Russia dies.

    nothing wrong with Russia
    but you get it

    how can anything be so perfect but also be described as wrong?

    Answer bitch.

    I showed this to my daughter at a young age. LITHIUM Why would I do that? Because it is remarkable

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