GONNA LOSE MY PLACE. ANYONE WANNA SPOT 1K FOR A FEW MONTHS? DEAD SERIOUS SLUMP POST

[tyde]

Can someone explain what is going on with Tyde? He inherited 20k from his dead mother and is suddenly being preachy and condescending? Is there any proof of him suddenly being whatever his idea of rich is?

Of course I didn’t ‘inherit’ any money not sure how that one got legs but of course it’s completely false

I did cash in early on a money market fund I had with my maritime union for about 7 grand a couple months ago…thats it. Other than that I have a little savings put away but I’m hardly boasting about being rich or anything

I do know that even when I’ve been broke as shit, I never begged anyone for money aside from the stardard hundo here and there which was always poker related…never to save my fucking cats

and sorry hate to disappoint the idiots constantly saying I am broke because omg big shocker I have a job and my income is good enough for me to work whenever I feel like…which is not very often

and to be clear I happen to like Chaps, and only busting his balls because I’d like to see him break out of this endless cycle of being broke. I wish nothing but the best for him and wish him no ill-will

If I’m harsh on him its because he needs a little smack upside the head

This is nothing new. He seems to be always scraping the bottom of the barrel and teetering on the edge of homelessness since as long as I can remember

My intention isn’t to come off preachy or condescending…if I did then I apologize.

but seriously Chaps…get a fucking job and quit begging the internet to bail you out of your own laziness

[Karen Nathan]

This thread reminds me of when I begged about 4 people on here to loan me $100 after I lost my $100 playing some giveaway Promotion in a Casino, didn't win the giveaway Promotion and lost my $100, so I resorted to begging three complete Strangers on here to loan me $100. Only one of the people I asked actually knew my from another Website. I realized the next day what I asked was creepy and I never asked again. At least DJ KNOWS the people he is asking for $100 to be loaned to him and he's asking for a legitimate reason (Needs to pay rent) not because he foolishly threw a $100 away for a giveaway Promotion game that was lost anyways.

[DJ_Chaps]

YES YOU ARE REALLY IN HERE SAY8ING RANDOM WORDS, MAKING ZERO SENSE. SPEAKING ON SOMEONE'S LIFE WHEN YOU CLEARLY HAVENT A SWEET FUCKING CLUE. NOTHING YOU HAVE ASSUMED IS EVEN CLOSE TO ACCURATE. MAYBE JUST STFU.

stop typing in caps like a 12 year old girl

NO WAY MAN, CMONEY LEFT ME THIS SHIT IN HIS WILL.

[BUBBLES]

I just shipped a bill

Hope that helps!

[hutmaster]

stop typing in caps like a 12 year old girl

NO WAY MAN, CMONEY LEFT ME THIS SHIT IN HIS WILL.

Too bad he didn’t leave you any fucking money.

[DJ_Chaps]

NO WAY MAN, CMONEY LEFT ME THIS SHIT IN HIS WILL.

Too bad he didn’t leave you any fucking money.

REALLY THO. HE BURNED IT INSTEAD.

[tyde]

sorry if I was too hard on you chappie

would much rather see you crushing it

just start handling your business, and not relying on last minute, hail-mary bailouts

oh and getting a real job might help too

[DJ_Chaps]

sorry if I was too hard on you chappie

would much rather see you crushing it

just start handling your business, and not relying on last minute, hail-mary bailouts

oh and getting a real job might help too

ALL I DO IS WORK REAL JOBS DUDE. IM LITERALLY ONLY IN THIS SPOT CUZ I MISSED SO MUCH TIME WITHOUT PAY. ITS REALLY THAT SIMPLE. I WAS DOING PLENTY FINE UNTIL RECENTLY. SERIOUSLY.

[tyde]

on a side note…

just downed a double bacon steakburger and chili cheese fries at Freddy’s

going back inside right now to get a fudge brownie sundae





CHAPS CANNOT AFFORD

[limitles]

on a side note…

just downed a double bacon steakburger and chili cheese fries at Freddy’s

going back inside right now to get a fudge brownie sundae





CHAPS CANNOT AFFORD

It’s low IQ day at Freddys

[hutmaster]

sorry if I was too hard on you chappie

would much rather see you crushing it

just start handling your business, and not relying on last minute, hail-mary bailouts

oh and getting a real job might help too

ALL I DO IS WORK REAL JOBS DUDE. IM LITERALLY ONLY IN THIS SPOT CUZ I MISSED SO MUCH TIME WITHOUT PAY. ITS REALLY THAT SIMPLE. I WAS DOING PLENTY FINE UNTIL RECENTLY. SERIOUSLY.

I hate to say it but you aren’t doing fine if you can’t go a few months without a pay check. When you get back on your feet you need to start paying yourself first. Every time you get paid save a little bit of that check. Build a little nest egg so you can survive situations like the one you are in. If your credit is fucked up then work on fixing that too. It’s a real help to be able to finance things when unexpected events happen….car repairs, broken appliances, etc. Additionally you say you sublet so what happens when they don’t want to sublet to you anymore, you need some savings for a security deposit to get a place of your own. I’m sure Druff can share some solid Jew tips to financial success.

[limitles]

ALL I DO IS WORK REAL JOBS DUDE. IM LITERALLY ONLY IN THIS SPOT CUZ I MISSED SO MUCH TIME WITHOUT PAY. ITS REALLY THAT SIMPLE. I WAS DOING PLENTY FINE UNTIL RECENTLY. SERIOUSLY.

I hate to say it but you aren’t doing fine if you can’t go a few months without a pay check. When you get back on your feet you need to start paying yourself first. Every time you get paid save a little bit of that check. Build a little nest egg so you can survive situations like the one you are in. If your credit is fucked up then work on fixing that too. It’s a real help to be able to finance things when unexpected events happen….car repairs, broken appliances, etc. Additionally you say you sublet so what happens when they don’t want to sublet to you anymore, you need some savings for a security deposit to get a place of your own. I’m sure Druff can share some solid Jew tips to financial success.

Thank-you Pops
We’ve been clueless up until now
This guy is serious
Mr Vegan cheese also dispenses wisdom

Do a live weigh-in to establish credibility
Any money this guy is gutmaster

Imagine trying to school a 50 plus year old on economics
with no information. It is funny. It does belong here but nowhere else

You were “taken”’ by Jewdonk
So, so

[tgull]

Hard to believe Tyde is giving financial advice to anyone. Back circa 2010 or so I messaged Tyde to buy Tydepoker.com. I offered $1,500 then upped it to $1,700. A friend of mine thought he could monetize the site for horse racing which was legal in like 5 states online, not a big deal now but was back then. We would just spam the userbase to get customers.

Anyway, Tyde brushed me off like some bigshot, saying it was an insulting offer.

A year passes and this was around Tyde was fishing quarters out of a Galga machine at a Chinese take out place in Vegas, and he PM'd me saying he would sell the site for $1000, AFTER it had been hacked and destroyed. He obviously was beyond broke and desperate and needed to GTFO of Vegas due to warrants and Cleatus hunting him. Not sure where he got the funds to leave, but he obviously borrowed them.

It's just hilarious a guy pushing 60 years old is bouncing hotel rooms hocking time shares is giving financial advice to anyone.

[tyde]

Hard to believe Tyde is giving financial advice to anyone. Back circa 2010 or so I messaged Tyde to buy Tydepoker.com. I offered $1,500 then upped it to $1,700. A friend of mine thought he could monetize the site for horse racing which was legal in like 5 states online, not a big deal now but was back then. We would just spam the userbase to get customers.

Anyway, Tyde brushed me off like some bigshot, saying it was an insulting offer.

A year passes and this was around Tyde was fishing quarters out of a Galga machine at a Chinese take out place in Vegas, and he PM'd me saying he would sell the site for $1000, AFTER it had been hacked and destroyed. He obviously was beyond broke and desperate and needed to GTFO of Vegas due to warrants and Cleatus hunting him. Not sure where he got the funds to leave, but he obviously borrowed them.

It's just hilarious a guy pushing 60 years old is bouncing hotel rooms hocking time shares is giving financial advice to anyone.

Do you ever post anything not about me ?

maybe I’ll bump every single thread you’ve started about me as well…that shit will fill the entire front page

It’s like you have this really creepier than usual next level obsession

Oh and for the record genius

telling someone they need to ‘get a job’ hardly qualifies as ‘dispensing financial advice’ so just shut the fuck up and go crawl back in your bottle

I’m guessing your latest bid for sobriety ain’t going so well, or do I need to bump your official ‘Im not drinking for 30 days’ thread that you started like 10 days ago

[tgull]

Hard to believe Tyde is giving financial advice to anyone. Back circa 2010 or so I messaged Tyde to buy Tydepoker.com. I offered $1,500 then upped it to $1,700. A friend of mine thought he could monetize the site for horse racing which was legal in like 5 states online, not a big deal now but was back then. We would just spam the userbase to get customers.

Anyway, Tyde brushed me off like some bigshot, saying it was an insulting offer.

A year passes and this was around Tyde was fishing quarters out of a Galga machine at a Chinese take out place in Vegas, and he PM'd me saying he would sell the site for $1000, AFTER it had been hacked and destroyed. He obviously was beyond broke and desperate and needed to GTFO of Vegas due to warrants and Cleatus hunting him. Not sure where he got the funds to leave, but he obviously borrowed them.

It's just hilarious a guy pushing 60 years old is bouncing hotel rooms hocking time shares is giving financial advice to anyone.

Do you ever post anything not about me ?

maybe I’ll bump every single thread you’ve started about me as well…that shit will fill the entire front page

It’s like you have this really creepier than usual next level obsession

Oh and for the record genius

telling someone they need to ‘get a job’ hardly qualifies as ‘dispensing financial advice’ so just shut the fuck up and go crawl back in your bottle

I’m guessing your latest bid for sobriety ain’t going so well, or do I need to bump your official ‘Im not drinking for 30 days’ thread that you started like 10 days ago

[tyde]

Oh and I’ll take ‘bouncing around hotel rooms’ all day long over being stuck living in some cookie cutter tract home suburban nightmare chained in to a miserable job then coming home to a nagging fat skank of a wife and drinking until you pass out

I’m sorry my choice to travel freely doing whatever the fuck I want disturbs you so much

Truth be told I am seriously considering an extended trip back to Brazil before the end of the year….why ?

because I feel like it

Oh and the PMs you speak of allegedly sent what….like 12 years ago ? LOL obviously never happened….but the PMs you sent me very recently about how much you hate your boring life are very real

you are making it up the rest like you make up everything else you fucking idiot

[tgull]

Oh and I’ll take ‘bouncing around hotel rooms’ all day long over being stuck living in some cookie cutter tract home suburban nightmare chained in to a miserable job then coming home to a nagging fat skank of a wife and drinking until you pass out

I’m sorry my choice to travel freely doing whatever the fuck I want disturbs you so much

Truth be told I am seriously considering an extended trip back to Brazil before the end of the year….why ?

because I feel like it

Oh and the PMs you speak of allegedly sent what….like 12 years ago ? LOL obviously never happened….but the PMs you sent me very recently about how much you hate your boring life are very real

you are making it up the rest like you make up everything else you fucking idiot

The PM you sent me begging to buy your site is 100% real. You were so fucking drunk and hammered you don't remember. Going to Brazil is another escape in life. You've been running from life your whole life, somehow thinking a new destination will change your outcome.

The bottom line is you need mental help and quite possibly need to be institutionalized and medicated, perhaps sedated.

[limitles]

Oh and I’ll take ‘bouncing around hotel rooms’ all day long over being stuck living in some cookie cutter tract home suburban nightmare chained in to a miserable job then coming home to a nagging fat skank of a wife and drinking until you pass out

I’m sorry my choice to travel freely doing whatever the fuck I want disturbs you so much

Truth be told I am seriously considering an extended trip back to Brazil before the end of the year….why ?

because I feel like it

Oh and the PMs you speak of allegedly sent what….like 12 years ago ? LOL obviously never happened….but the PMs you sent me very recently about how much you hate your boring life are very real

you are making it up the rest like you make up everything else you fucking idiot

habitual liar proven
no more fine dining (no golf resort stays (the most unusual scenario sees an individual booking hotel and golf as a single) It never happens

It’s all a lie. Now we’re off to Brazil, most likely in a private jet
From Freddys fast food to Brazil is obvious?

This is illness. We have a sicko on our hands

[tgull]

Oh and I’ll take ‘bouncing around hotel rooms’ all day long over being stuck living in some cookie cutter tract home suburban nightmare chained in to a miserable job then coming home to a nagging fat skank of a wife and drinking until you pass out

I’m sorry my choice to travel freely doing whatever the fuck I want disturbs you so much

Truth be told I am seriously considering an extended trip back to Brazil before the end of the year….why ?

because I feel like it

Oh and the PMs you speak of allegedly sent what….like 12 years ago ? LOL obviously never happened….but the PMs you sent me very recently about how much you hate your boring life are very real

you are making it up the rest like you make up everything else you fucking idiot

habitual liar proven
no more fine dining (no golf resort stays (the most unusual scenario sees an individual booking hotel and golf as a single) It never happens

It’s all a lie. Now we’re off to Brazil, most likely in a private jet
From Freddys fast food to Brazil is obvious?

This is illness. We have a sicko on our hands

Yep, who just walks up to a golf course, a good course at that, and just tee's off? You generally are part of a foursome or plans to join one. Not Jewdonk right out of rehab. He just brings his clubs a couple months after sleeping in his car and just tees off. He sold everything before rehab but kept his golf clubs. Yeah right!

I have not doubt he stayed there after getting some cash from a benefactor. Oh wait, yeah, he is some sales executive making bank from some Fortune 500 company. LOL. Now he is going to Brazil.

[tyde]

limitles and bottomset lol

these two drunk nimrods joining forces to troll me in a thread centered around chaps not being able to pay his rent, and possibly losing his kitties to animal control because he’s unable to care for them

this entire thread perfectly encapsulates the state of PFA