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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
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    Fags and poor people don't drink. I literally know hundreds of people and zero of them don't drink. If you're over 40 and can't figure out moderation then you deserve to end up like limitles. Heck I can binge like the best of them but even I keep it in my pants Monday-Thursday. Very disappointed to read this OP. Once had a lot of respect for the guy who had 800k cash stuffed in his mattress. Or was it 30k I forgot.
    You are married to that 60 year old nullipara, right? That is a bad beat.
    She ain't 60. But refresh my memory again how it's a bad beat to be married to someone who makes $350k a year. When's the last time you had a gf anyway? Or a boyfriend I should say since you're a broke faggot who can't drink anymore because you've got AIDS from the past twenty years of drinking away your plumbing profits which aren't much. Peckerwood.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
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    You are married to that 60 year old nullipara, right? That is a bad beat.
    She ain't 60. But refresh my memory again how it's a bad beat to be married to someone who makes $350k a year. When's the last time you had a gf anyway? Or a boyfriend I should say since you're a broke faggot who can't drink anymore because you've got AIDS from the past twenty years of drinking away your plumbing profits which aren't much. Peckerwood.
    Nice tilt.

     
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    You can also pull a "tyde" by getting fucked up the ass by a tranny.

    What really happened in Thailand?

    Tyde is one sick fuck.



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    Guessing this fell apart within a day given bottomsets absence.

    A real shame you can't just put down the bottle for your family, pal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Guessing this fell apart within a day given bottomsets absence.

    A real shame you can't just put down the bottle for your family, pal.
    Haha, got it. I am not going to update my progress every day for your entertainment, maybe in a month or two. Telling people daily about how great I feel is what is called attending AA which I have no interest in. You might want to check AA out if you are bored, plenty of lonely souls go there who do not have any drinking problem but like to talk to random people and give advice and talk about what a great family they have ad nauseam. Sounds actually like yourself you'd fit right in. And unlike the trans who completely dressed you down in the park in front of your kid, people there are generally non confrontational.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
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    Guessing this fell apart within a day given bottomsets absence.

    A real shame you can't just put down the bottle for your family, pal.
    Haha, got it. I am not going to update my progress every day for your entertainment, maybe in a month or two. Telling people daily about how great I feel is what is called attending AA which I have no interest in. You might want to check AA out if you are bored, plenty of lonely souls go there who do not have any drinking problem but like to talk to random people and give advice and talk about what a great family they have ad nauseam. Sounds actually like yourself you'd fit right in. And unlike the trans who completely dressed you down in the park in front of your kid, people there are generally non confrontational.
    ROFL



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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
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    Guessing this fell apart within a day given bottomsets absence.

    A real shame you can't just put down the bottle for your family, pal.
    Haha, got it. I am not going to update my progress every day for your entertainment, maybe in a month or two. Telling people daily about how great I feel is what is called attending AA which I have no interest in. You might want to check AA out if you are bored, plenty of lonely souls go there who do not have any drinking problem but like to talk to random people and give advice and talk about what a great family they have ad nauseam. Sounds actually like yourself you'd fit right in. And unlike the trans who completely dressed you down in the park in front of your kid, people there are generally non confrontational.
    Guessing you made it a day and the cognitive dissonance assured you all was fine.

    That gastritis, man that is a bad beat. Hopefully your kids gain a present father as a result.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    Haha, got it. I am not going to update my progress every day for your entertainment, maybe in a month or two. Telling people daily about how great I feel is what is called attending AA which I have no interest in. You might want to check AA out if you are bored, plenty of lonely souls go there who do not have any drinking problem but like to talk to random people and give advice and talk about what a great family they have ad nauseam. Sounds actually like yourself you'd fit right in. And unlike the trans who completely dressed you down in the park in front of your kid, people there are generally non confrontational.
    Guessing you made it a day and the cognitive dissonance assured you all was fine.

    That gastritis, man that is a bad beat. Hopefully your kids gain a present father as a result.
    Ok Les. Back on ignore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    I am going to abstain from alcohol for 90 days and see where it gets me. Tyde deleted the video he posted, but he stated in his 'why I quit drinking video' the human body can only take so much abuse. He is correct.

    I went through a battery of tests the other day, and the one clear cut effect I have after years of drinking is alcohol gastritis. Let me tell you, this is the worst. You wake up every night when sleeping on your stomach with pins and needles in your gut. You literally can't fall back to sleep. It's like someone is taking a lighter to the inside of your stomach. Doc was clear it only gets worse but can self correct pretty quickly if you stop pouring vodka and wine in your gut.

    So that is that. I'll update the thread in a few weeks. What a shame, I really liked drinking. But I like sleeping 8 consecutive hours better.

    Its been over 2 weeks

    sobriety update please

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    How is this going, are you sticking with those for your children or not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    How is this going, are you sticking with those for your children or not?
    he’s napping this one out

    safe to assume he’s back on the bottle since about 30 minutes after starting this thread

    thoughts and prayers

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    How is this going, are you sticking with those for your children or not?
    he’s napping this one out

    safe to assume he’s back on the bottle since about 30 minutes after starting this thread

    thoughts and prayers
    Thanks for holding him accountable, Jer.

    Obv those kids never gained a dad but young bottomset was dealing with gastritis.

    A bad beat to anticipate sharp pains to the gut in the the back of your head with each deep pull of Popov. A real bad beat.
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    Since this thread has captivated the forum, I will give an update. I went through a battery of tests last month including a scan as I was concerned about cancer. Turns out I have the equivalent of Gerd which can be controlled by medication. Being a boss, I refused meds and just deal with the symptoms. As far as drinking, I cut back quite a bit. I mostly just drink wine, stay away from the hard stuff. Although i did have three Old Fashions last night with Makers Mark, a $16 drink or three Arby's meals for Jerry.

    So yes, I backed off the sauce quite a bit, but I am not feverishly thumbing through a Big Book either, i.e. Jerry.

    Sorry for the late update, I am not Jerry reminding everyone about my drinking patterns every fucking day, or how great my life is every day like Jerry. Apparently on a lightly trafficked poker forum credibility is making videos about one's life and boasting how you don't need money or Alcohol to live a great life, or something like that. I prefer money and some booze, versus 2 for $7 meals and blowing weed out of a red bull can, but that is just me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Since this thread has captivated the forum, I will give an update. I went through a battery of tests last month including a scan as I was concerned about cancer. Turns out I have the equivalent of Gerd which can be controlled by medication. Being a boss, I refused meds and just deal with the symptoms. As far as drinking, I cut back quite a bit. I mostly just drink wine, stay away from the hard stuff. Although i did have three Old Fashions last night with Makers Mark, a $16 drink or three Arby's meals for Jerry.

    So yes, I backed off the sauce quite a bit, but I am not feverishly thumbing through a Big Book either, i.e. Jerry.

    Sorry for the late update, I am not Jerry reminding everyone about my drinking patterns every fucking day, or how great my life is every day like Jerry. Apparently on a lightly trafficked poker forum credibility is making videos about one's life and boasting how you don't need money or Alcohol to live a great life, or something like that. I prefer money and some booze, versus 2 for $7 meals and blowing weed out of a red bull can, but that is just me.
    LOL paying $16 per drink for fucking Maker's Mark.
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    just can’t stop posting about me even in your own ‘I’m quitting drinking’ thread

    which has apparently failed miserably

    lol bottomset what a fucking disaster this guy is turning out to be

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Since this thread has captivated the forum, I will give an update. I went through a battery of tests last month including a scan as I was concerned about cancer. Turns out I have the equivalent of Gerd which can be controlled by medication. Being a boss, I refused meds and just deal with the symptoms. As far as drinking, I cut back quite a bit. I mostly just drink wine, stay away from the hard stuff. Although i did have three Old Fashions last night with Makers Mark, a $16 drink or three Arby's meals for Jerry.

    So yes, I backed off the sauce quite a bit, but I am not feverishly thumbing through a Big Book either, i.e. Jerry.

    Sorry for the late update, I am not Jerry reminding everyone about my drinking patterns every fucking day, or how great my life is every day like Jerry. Apparently on a lightly trafficked poker forum credibility is making videos about one's life and boasting how you don't need money or Alcohol to live a great life, or something like that. I prefer money and some booze, versus 2 for $7 meals and blowing weed out of a red bull can, but that is just me.
    LOL paying $16 per drink for fucking Maker's Mark.
    Maybe they were $12. Or $14. When you have a $500 tab ordering a bone in ribeye and a filet, accompanied by two lobster tails, you generally don't pay too much attention to details. Maybe the $16 was the wife's wine, I don't remember I just threw down the AMEX Platinum and paid. You and Tyde sure are fascinated with me. Notice, I never ask or give a shit about your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
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    LOL paying $16 per drink for fucking Maker's Mark.
    Maybe they were $12. Or $14. When you have a $500 tab ordering a bone in ribeye and a filet, accompanied by two lobster tails, you generally don't pay too much attention to details. Maybe the $16 was the wife's wine, I don't remember I just threw down the AMEX Platinum and paid. You and Tyde sure are fascinated with me. Notice, I never ask or give a shit about your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post

    LOL paying $16 per drink for fucking Maker's Mark.
    Maybe they were $12. Or $14. When you have a $500 tab ordering a bone in ribeye and a filet, accompanied by two lobster tails, you generally don't pay too much attention to details. Maybe the $16 was the wife's wine, I don't remember I just threw down the AMEX Platinum and paid. You and Tyde sure are fascinated with me. Notice, I never ask or give a shit about your life.
    this is a joke right ?

    you’re constantly creeping my YouTube channels

    created so many threads about me I lost count

    you can recall with amazing precision virtually every facet of my life and travels not to mention every word I’ve ever written on these forums for the last two decades

    even this epic fail thread has my name it jfc

    tell me more about how you don’t care you fucking weirdo

    oh and by the way genius…

    a real ‘boss’ doesn’t need to start a new thread declaring that they’re going to ‘try to stay sober’ for 30 days shouting from the rooftops about it

    the only one talking about drinking is you

    what a huge pussy

    sorry you can’t handle life without getting loaded and seeing little green monkeys if you stop boozing for more than 24 hours you fucking lightweight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    Maybe they were $12. Or $14. When you have a $500 tab ordering a bone in ribeye and a filet, accompanied by two lobster tails, you generally don't pay too much attention to details. Maybe the $16 was the wife's wine, I don't remember I just threw down the AMEX Platinum and paid. You and Tyde sure are fascinated with me. Notice, I never ask or give a shit about your life.
    this is a joke right ?

    you’re constantly creeping my YouTube channels

    created so many threads about me I lost count

    you can recall with amazing precision virtually every facet of my life and travels not to mention every word I’ve ever written on these forums for the last two decades

    even this epic fail thread has my name it jfc

    tell me more about how you don’t care you fucking weirdo

    oh and by the way genius…

    a real ‘boss’ doesn’t need to start a new thread declaring that they’re going to ‘try to stay sober’ for 30 days shouting from the rooftops about it

    the only one talking about drinking is you

    what a huge pussy

    sorry you can’t handle life without getting loaded and seeing little green monkeys if you stop boozing for more than 24 hours you fucking lightweight
    Funny Jerry had a totally different impression of me a couple months ago, he even told me in a PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    Maybe they were $12. Or $14. When you have a $500 tab ordering a bone in ribeye and a filet, accompanied by two lobster tails, you generally don't pay too much attention to details. Maybe the $16 was the wife's wine, I don't remember I just threw down the AMEX Platinum and paid. You and Tyde sure are fascinated with me. Notice, I never ask or give a shit about your life.
    Jerry has some mad literary skills, lol

    Jerry has been exposed for straight up lying, bragging and now grade school literacy

    poor Jerry
    abandoned at birth
    no father
    buck teeth (sad)
    discovered boys (super sad)....
    no judgement


    to be continued

    factoid

    If you are out and about from sunrise to sunset
    you are a highly functional member of society
    or you call a hostel home.

    No one wants the hostel environment. You're cheaping out and have to get out

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