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    I dabbled with drinking starting at 11 (very infrequently) due to having older friends mostly

    By 15 I was already over it. It's gay. Makes people more obnoxious mostly. Nothing against those who can handle it and don't act like faggots though.

    Weed is better overall but definitely can be addictive and cause problems for many

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    Next favorite is LSD (100+x) always a great time

    MDMA is pretty awesome but definitely not something to do regularly for a number of reasons

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Moral of the story is you don’t need lame ass AA, you don’t need the 12 step program, you don’t need craving drugs or certified addiction counselors…none of that shit.

    You just need the desire to do it because alcohol is fucking poison and nothing good ever comes from it…every single major screw-up/failure in my life was booze related in one form or another
    Regarding AA, I gave it a shot several times, always after an off the rails casino experience. What I discovered was it was the most depressing atmosphere I have ever attended. First, half the people there are court ordered, and have no desire to do anything other than fulfill their commitment to the Judge. I actually overheard one guy say to his buddy "two more meetings and we are done with this shit". LOL. Then of course you have the judgemental old timer who gives unsolicited advice. And the biggest LOL was I had a guy effectively admit to me the only reason he goes anymore to meetings was how easy it was to pick up distressed women. The last time I went I got stuck with the tab at Dennys, what a joke. Oh, when they pass around the collection plate, I would always throw in a couple bucks. There was one guy, someone who always volunteered to share his fucking story and brag he was 10 years sober never would put in even a quarter. But here is the deal, after the meeting we stopped at the same convenience store, he did not see me. He bought a carton of cigarettes and about and about $30 worth of junk, which he could have got 50% less at the grocery store, and then he could have put a couple bucks in the AA till. That place sucks.

    I agree about booze related fuck ups. I am pretty solid financially now, but I'd be much much better off if I never had drank. But I guess 70% of the population could say that. It seems everyone develops a vice (booze, gambling, drugs, smoking, porn, etc..)

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Moral of the story is you don’t need lame ass AA, you don’t need the 12 step program, you don’t need craving drugs or certified addiction counselors…none of that shit.

    You just need the desire to do it because alcohol is fucking poison and nothing good ever comes from it…every single major screw-up/failure in my life was booze related in one form or another
    Regarding AA, I gave it a shot several times, always after an off the rails casino experience. What I discovered was it was the most depressing atmosphere I have ever attended. First, half the people there are court ordered, and have no desire to do anything other than fulfill their commitment to the Judge. I actually overheard one guy say to his buddy "two more meetings and we are done with this shit". LOL. Then of course you have the judgemental old timer who gives unsolicited advice. And the biggest LOL was I had a guy effectively admit to me the only reason he goes anymore to meetings was how easy it was to pick up distressed women. The last time I went I got stuck with the tab at Dennys, what a joke. Oh, when they pass around the collection plate, I would always throw in a couple bucks. There was one guy, someone who always volunteered to share his fucking story and brag he was 10 years sober never would put in even a quarter. But here is the deal, after the meeting we stopped at the same convenience store, he did not see me. He bought a carton of cigarettes and about and about $30 worth of junk, which he could have got 50% less at the grocery store, and then he could have put a couple bucks in the AA till. That place sucks.

    I agree about booze related fuck ups. I am pretty solid financially now, but I'd be much much better off if I never had drank. But I guess 70% of the population could say that. It seems everyone develops a vice (booze, gambling, drugs, smoking, porn, etc..)


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    Fags and poor people don't drink. I literally know hundreds of people and zero of them don't drink. If you're over 40 and can't figure out moderation then you deserve to end up like limitles. Heck I can binge like the best of them but even I keep it in my pants Monday-Thursday. Very disappointed to read this OP. Once had a lot of respect for the guy who had 800k cash stuffed in his mattress. Or was it 30k I forgot.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Fags and poor people don't drink. I literally know hundreds of people and zero of them don't drink. If you're over 40 and can't figure out moderation then you deserve to end up like limitles. Heck I can binge like the best of them but even I keep it in my pants Monday-Thursday. Very disappointed to read this OP. Once had a lot of respect for the guy who had 800k cash stuffed in his mattress. Or was it 30k I forgot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Fags and poor people don't drink. I literally know hundreds of people and zero of them don't drink. If you're over 40 and can't figure out moderation then you deserve to end up like limitles. Heck I can binge like the best of them but even I keep it in my pants Monday-Thursday. Very disappointed to read this OP. Once had a lot of respect for the guy who had 800k cash stuffed in his mattress. Or was it 30k I forgot.
    You are married to that 60 year old nullipara, right? That is a bad beat.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Fags and poor people don't drink. I literally know hundreds of people and zero of them don't drink. If you're over 40 and can't figure out moderation then you deserve to end up like limitles. Heck I can binge like the best of them but even I keep it in my pants Monday-Thursday. Very disappointed to read this OP. Once had a lot of respect for the guy who had 800k cash stuffed in his mattress. Or was it 30k I forgot.
    Fags and poor people, (AKA Tyde) don't drink.
    fyp

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Fags and poor people don't drink. I literally know hundreds of people and zero of them don't drink. If you're over 40 and can't figure out moderation then you deserve to end up like limitles. Heck I can binge like the best of them but even I keep it in my pants Monday-Thursday. Very disappointed to read this OP. Once had a lot of respect for the guy who had 800k cash stuffed in his mattress. Or was it 30k I forgot.
    Fags and poor people, (AKA Tyde) don't drink.
    fyp
    obv not a faggot

    and here’s ‘poor’ me taking 3rd in the daily at SouthPoint today (167 entries)

    keep chasing me around like a stray puppy les

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    If I had to choose, I’d rather be a flat broke homeless black person with AIDS than to be a billionaire limitles

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    yea black and broke sounds much better

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    Fags and poor people, (AKA Tyde) don't drink.
    fyp
    obv not a faggot

    and here’s ‘poor’ me taking 3rd in the daily at SouthPoint today (167 entries)

    keep chasing me around like a stray puppy les

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    Holding a your net worth in one hand is a sign post straight ahead.
    Even with corrective eye surgery you remain blind

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    yea les it’s my ‘net worth’

    thats why I spent the last several months dropping almost 4 grand a month to live a block from the beach in Carlsbad and prior to that, almost 3 months staying in a 5 star golf resort a mile from Sycuan Casino

    Oh and dropping almost 6 grand on emergency eye surgery and driving a $30,000 Nissan

    up until last week staying in a deluxe suite at the Rio overlooking the strip until I moved into my new place here in Las Vegas a few days ago

    thank God I final tabled that tourney today, I would have been rummaging through dumpsters tonight for dinner

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    Here’s where I was staying at Singing Hills Country Club when I called les after he posted his ‘cry for help’ along with his phone number straight out of rehab



    you may recall he had a complete meltdown when Trump was the subject of conversation and he spazzed out screaming at the top of his lungs before slamming the phone down in a TDS induced rage

    as you can see I was flat broke just hanging on by a thread

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    after a lovely extended stay at Singing Hills being pampered like a rock star, playing championship golf, and eating like royalty…

    I managed to scrape together enough spare change in my glove compartment to move into one of the most desirable places in the world to live about a 3 minute walk from Carlsbad State Beach


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    Told you to grind up those SP tourneys…nice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    Told you to grind up those SP tourneys…nice!

    settling in quite nicely…its good to be playing poker again

    been too long

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    I just drank a blackcherry Mikes hard lemonade does that count as alcohol?

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    FLEX ON EM TYDE

     
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    TYDE IS GOD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    yea les it’s my ‘net worth’

    thats why I spent the last several months dropping almost 4 grand a month to live a block from the beach in Carlsbad and prior to that, almost 3 months staying in a 5 star golf resort a mile from Sycuan Casino

    Oh and dropping almost 6 grand on emergency eye surgery and driving a $30,000 Nissan

    up until last week staying in a deluxe suite at the Rio overlooking the strip until I moved into my new place here in Las Vegas a few days ago

    thank God I final tabled that tourney today, I would have been rummaging through dumpsters tonight for dinner
    Yeah but Tyde, you do have this to answer for. This was a few months ago and nobody ballin' out of control is staying here. Hey if you got your inheritance that is cool. But you just don't go from sleeping at a Roadway then spending a month at a golf resort. Someone paid you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Yeah but Tyde, you do have this to answer for. This was a few months ago and nobody ballin' out of control is staying here. Hey if you got your inheritance that is cool. But you just don't go from sleeping at a Roadway then spending a month at a golf resort. Someone paid you.
    Getting paid is how the world has turned for centuries.

    Working has always been considered gauche in finer circles

    Tyde is god

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