I will spend a minimum of 50g’s by noon today.
Penis enlargement? Nope.
Black market liver? Nyet
Not even a hired assassin. That’s another day
It’s a truck.
Never owned one. They’ve become ridiculous
50 grand is nothing in truck land but you gotta start somewhere
I’m going Ford. Sounds right
Yee ha
Here’s the plan. I want truck, delivered, like a pizza.
No delivery boys, no loud salesman
The photo is a simile and doubles as a photo
I only need one but you never know
This sort of bravado is the genesis of most mayoralty campaigns
I’m in Canada btw so I believe cops will simply look the other way for all infractions
I’ve just upped the deal. A large Hawaiian is the first payload
over/under on how many miles you drive it before that fresh new truck smell becomes a rancid, foul stench of soiled underwear, vomit bags, and an old mans balls…
about a 1/4 mile after you drive off the lot
the Kelly Blue Book alone will be cut in half before you even stop for gas
I’m sensing some negativity here.Originally Posted by Tyde
Is that the ganja talking?
Also, do you have access to modern day plumbing?
quite frankly les, I’m a bit surprised you’re not just buying a beat up early model Toyota Prius hybrid, and saving the rest for your next stint in rehab
I’m no YouTuber but for everyone’s enjoyment I am going to record
every minute of this process.
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If possible I will order vanity plates reading Jdonk or something similar
Half an hour in and the reality of buying second hand sets in. One can only imagine the failed biological entity that stressed the rich Cordobian
leather of the "captains" chair
oh the humanity
updateHalf an hour in and the reality of buying second hand sets in. One can only imagine the failed biological entity that stressed the rich Cordobian
leather of the "captains" chair
oh the humanity
trucks are ugly
i now want a german engineered sex machine
fuck the holocaust
bmw and audi obv but the later models
have been unimpressive
I am reluctant to get between the salesman and his fish but that’s not a Ford.Here’s the plan. I want truck, delivered, like a pizza.
No delivery boys, no loud salesman
The photo is a simile and doubles as a photo
You can self-identify this thing as a Ford and that would be very 2023. DeSantis will have no jurisdiction here.
Your truck identity does not upset me as I am a libertarian.
LOL. I thought the same thing. Guy says he is going to buy a Ford 150 and he posts a picture of a Dodge Ram.I am reluctant to get between the salesman and his fish but that’s not a Ford.Here’s the plan. I want truck, delivered, like a pizza.
No delivery boys, no loud salesman
The photo is a simile and doubles as a photo
You can self-identify this thing as a Ford and that would be very 2023. DeSantis will have no jurisdiction here.
Your truck identity does not upset me as I am a libertarian.
Why did Dodge spin-off Ram into its own badge? I say Dodge Ram when I see one but technically it’s just Ram now.
I digress but in Canada buying a car is torture these days, inflation out the wazoo and the sales tax is unbelievable.
Between bmw and Audi….get the Audi. Or a Toyota Supra….BMW Z4 engine at a lower price point.
Les try not to get a DUI on your test drive
Thanks so much, this is the first I’ve heard of such a thing.
The weird part about alcohol consumption is at worst you are a week away (abstinence)
in avoiding health risks.
By contrast, being born with a significantly smaller skull or discovering
one of your parents was technically a rodent is far worse.
You can’t quite dumb. You probably think you can but that’s dumb you cannot shake
For someone that fell off the wagon after 5 months of sobriety, kicking drinking is awful. I am able to quit with no help from anyone, but the first few nights are murder. I really have no physical effects, but the anxiety is extreme. Sleeping in the dark is the worst, I probably will tough it out tonight and stay up for 24 hours straight. I have not seen an episode of Yellowstone so will probably bang out the first season when everyone is asleep.Thanks so much, this is the first I’ve heard of such a thing.
The weird part about alcohol consumption is at worst you are a week away (abstinence)
in avoiding health risks.
By contrast, being born with a significantly smaller skull or discovering
one of your parents was technically a rodent is far worse.
You can’t quite dumb. You probably think you can but that’s dumb you cannot shake
Oddly enough I’ve owned both a Supra and an A4. Both manual.
I don’t have to play the finance game anymore and they say
they will deliver whatever I choose to my door.
I have never had any kind of physical addiction to alcohol.For someone that fell off the wagon after 5 months of sobriety, kicking drinking is awful. I am able to quit with no help from anyone, but the first few nights are murder. I really have no physical effects, but the anxiety is extreme. Sleeping in the dark is the worst, I probably will tough it out tonight and stay up for 24 hours straight. I have not seen an episode of Yellowstone so will probably bang out the first season when everyone is asleep.
That must be hell.
In second place is a runaway thought process that needs a rest.
It’s xa matter of degrees I guess. Everyone experiences over thinking I’m sure
but being saddled with it affects everything
Ill bow out of this one, and allow les and bottomset to enjoy their lemonparty in peace
carry on
LOL, you are like two years away from being functionally blind. In 2025 you won't even be able to read this board. Get your ass back to AA and stop walking casinos and wagging your finger at those having a good time.
Yea I guess you missed the part where I’m having surgery this coming Thursday
I just spent $5500.00 for a procedure that will restore my vision completely
keep swinging for the fences champ
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