So unless something drastically changes around here, I will more than likely be out of this country in about 5 yrs if I had to guess. I could do it now but I want to live like a king wherever I go, not just be comfortable. Anyway, I am starting to research places that might suit my needs. The obvious answer is Mexico, but I am looking more towards the northern part South America maybe Columbia or something.
But here is what I would need -
1. Golf - I have to have a golf course, a nice one preferably.
2. Cost - obv somewhere cheap(ish) so I can roll in with my American dollars and live luxuriously.
3. Beach - duh
4. Pussy - duh
5. Some type of house - I see lots of apartments but I don't want to live in a fucking apartment. That is poor people shit.
6. Location - south, warm, and not a zillion miles away.
7. Internet - shit that should be easy spaceX if all else fails
8. Politics - that I don't even know exist with my day to day life.
9. Travel - obv close to major airport
10. Town - obv not a shithole crime ridden place like American cities.
11. No weed laws - High til I die dope til they smoke me.
12. Corruption - the ability to pay off people for certain things would be nice. You now corruption that can actually be used to my advantage unlike here is US.
So with all that in mind any suggestions? The West coast of South America looks appealing, clearly not doing Venezuela to the East. Then you have Panama and all that shit a little north of South America. Islands are gonna be out they are all crazy expensive, and while living on an island sounds cool that shit will come with many issues especially related to funds and the ridiculous cost of everything. But that giant circle of countries surrounding the Caribbean looks very nice at least weather wise. Oh yeah what about the hurricane situation? Might not want to get wiped out by a storm if possible. Also I do not really drink/party that much and don't suspect that is changing anytime before I die, so I'm not some alcoholic that has to be near a bar or something. Could really care less about any of that.
All your poor faggots who live in a carboard box in Portland need not apply or respond. Just people with means who have traveled/live somewhere. TIA