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    Lol Starfucks libshits have come home to roost.

    In a wealthy city there is a Starbucks. Was a sign on the door that said mobile orders only with a drive thru lined to the street. I asked them where are the couches and the trendy chairs? Lolz they said they are only doing mobile and drive thru because of problems with Ďcustomersí ie crazy homeless with an Obama phone seeking refuge in the great liberal oasis.

    I told them see what your lib views cause! Lolz.
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    Pretty sure the Obama era phone no longer works. That was like 8 to 10 years ago.

     
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    What do you order at Starbucks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    What do you order at Starbucks?
    Not sure this was for me or the old maid, but I have never been into a Starbucks in my life. Not once. I do however go through the Dunkin drive through a couple times a month, but I mostly make coffee at home with my $200 state of the art Keurig.

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    It was for anyone who wants to answer pal.

    I like black iced coffee at Dunkiní and Starbucks but itís stronger at Starbucks

    Keurig coffee sucks pal

    Forward my team your address Iíll send you a real coffee machine brother

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    OUR MISSION
    WITH EVERY CUP,
    WITH EVERY CONVERSATION,
    WITH EVERY COMMUNITY–
    WE NURTURE THE LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES OF HUMAN CONNECTION


    Lolz this is their mission statement. I called
    Corporate and asked how their mission statement is being carried out when human connection in store is no longer possible.

    I asked for a higher up to call me back.

     
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    I donít give liberal businesses money.

    I used to brew my own at home with an old Pyrex glass percolator.

    But thenÖ.. Circle K started a thing where you get a beverage a day for 9.99 a month.

    I take my 40 oz stainless thermos in every other day and add 4 doses of fresh ground Colombian. I reconstitute at home 2 cups a day.

    Alternate days I get a soda.

    I am cheaper than Druff fo sho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    OUR MISSION
    WITH EVERY CUP,
    WITH EVERY CONVERSATION,
    WITH EVERY COMMUNITYĖ
    WE NURTURE THE LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES OF HUMAN CONNECTION


    Lolz this is their mission statement. I called
    Corporate and asked how their mission statement is being carried out when human connection in store is no longer possible.

    I asked for a higher up to call me back.
    You're aware that you are the exact demographic they want to keep away, yes?

     
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    The company with a billionaire owner who very blatantly tried to stop his workers from unionizing is a "liberal" company?

    Interesting take there.

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    LOL libshits I like that one

    fucking tranny loving vax junkie retards

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    It was for anyone who wants to answer pal.

    I like black iced coffee at Dunkiní and Starbucks but itís stronger at Starbucks

    Keurig coffee sucks pal

    Forward my team your address Iíll send you a real coffee machine brother
    Not sure why you are banging on Keurig. You go to any grocery store and you get any brand you want. I get the authentic Dunkin brands, not as good a the drive thru but a close second. I wake up a 5am, and let me tell you it is pretty good at 5:05am

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    I'm a coffee junkie. My last vice left. I get my coffee in a variety of ways.

    Coffeemakers in hotel rooms

    Cocktail waitresses in the casinos. Coffee is free. I tip two bucks. You don't get a lid.

    The Coffee Bars in the casinos. Expensive, about $4 a cup but I pay for it with comp dollars....and you get a lid. I tip $2 for it.

    The Indian casinos still have free drink stations. I hit those up when available. The last place I seen a free drink station in Nevada was Cactus Pete's in Jackpot.

    When I'm on the highway, McDonalds is a buck a cup. But I'll check how long the line is. If it's to long fuck that.

    Flying J/Pilot small coffee is $2.35. The beans are ground right in front of you. Very good coffee. They also give 10 cent discount on gas if you have the app.

    Love's Travel Stops. Can't remember the price, somewhere around $2. If you have the app then every 5th cup is free, and you get a 10 cent discount on gas. Beans ground right in front of you. Very good coffee.

    Starbucks? There are two casinos that Starbucks is their coffee bar. I pay for the coffee with comp dollars. Tip $2. Only places I use Starbucks because I don't like giving my money to libtard bags of shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    I'm a coffee junkie. My last vice left. I get my coffee in a variety of ways.

    Coffeemakers in hotel rooms

    Cocktail waitresses in the casinos. Coffee is free. I tip two bucks. You don't get a lid.

    The Coffee Bars in the casinos. Expensive, about $4 a cup but I pay for it with comp dollars....and you get a lid. I tip $2 for it.

    The Indian casinos still have free drink stations. I hit those up when available. The last place I seen a free drink station in Nevada was Cactus Pete's in Jackpot.

    When I'm on the highway, McDonalds is a buck a cup. But I'll check how long the line is. If it's to long fuck that.

    Flying J/Pilot small coffee is $2.35. The beans are ground right in front of you. Very good coffee. They also give 10 cent discount on gas if you have the app.

    Love's Travel Stops. Can't remember the price, somewhere around $2. If you have the app then every 5th cup is free, and you get a 10 cent discount on gas. Beans ground right in front of you. Very good coffee.

    Starbucks? There are two casinos that Starbucks is their coffee bar. I pay for the coffee with comp dollars. Tip $2. Only places I use Starbucks because I don't like giving my money to libtard bags of shit.
    Another good thing about the Flying J for guys like you is they have those handicap toilets that is extra wide so when you slide off your scooter you don't end up on the floor with your ass crack on some truck driver's piss. You got that down I am sure. That's worth the 10 cent coffee discount and then some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    I'm a coffee junkie. My last vice left. I get my coffee in a variety of ways.

    Coffeemakers in hotel rooms

    Cocktail waitresses in the casinos. Coffee is free. I tip two bucks. You don't get a lid.

    The Coffee Bars in the casinos. Expensive, about $4 a cup but I pay for it with comp dollars....and you get a lid. I tip $2 for it.

    The Indian casinos still have free drink stations. I hit those up when available. The last place I seen a free drink station in Nevada was Cactus Pete's in Jackpot.

    When I'm on the highway, McDonalds is a buck a cup. But I'll check how long the line is. If it's to long fuck that.

    Flying J/Pilot small coffee is $2.35. The beans are ground right in front of you. Very good coffee. They also give 10 cent discount on gas if you have the app.

    Love's Travel Stops. Can't remember the price, somewhere around $2. If you have the app then every 5th cup is free, and you get a 10 cent discount on gas. Beans ground right in front of you. Very good coffee.

    Starbucks? There are two casinos that Starbucks is their coffee bar. I pay for the coffee with comp dollars. Tip $2. Only places I use Starbucks because I don't like giving my money to libtard bags of shit.
    Very interesting post. So you are a traveling gambler for a living?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Pretty sure the Obama era phone no longer works. That was like 8 to 10 years ago.
    No it never went away ... it's bundled in the food stamp / welfare programs now lols

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    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    The company with a billionaire owner who very blatantly tried to stop his workers from unionizing is a "liberal" company?

    Interesting take there.
    https://www.forbes.com/sites/arielsh...as-well-trump/

    Your stupidity is truly comedy lols

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    Nespresso>Keurig and it ain't even close

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    I'm a coffee junkie. My last vice left. I get my coffee in a variety of ways.

    Coffeemakers in hotel rooms

    Cocktail waitresses in the casinos. Coffee is free. I tip two bucks. You don't get a lid.

    The Coffee Bars in the casinos. Expensive, about $4 a cup but I pay for it with comp dollars....and you get a lid. I tip $2 for it.

    The Indian casinos still have free drink stations. I hit those up when available. The last place I seen a free drink station in Nevada was Cactus Pete's in Jackpot.

    When I'm on the highway, McDonalds is a buck a cup. But I'll check how long the line is. If it's to long fuck that.

    Flying J/Pilot small coffee is $2.35. The beans are ground right in front of you. Very good coffee. They also give 10 cent discount on gas if you have the app.

    Love's Travel Stops. Can't remember the price, somewhere around $2. If you have the app then every 5th cup is free, and you get a 10 cent discount on gas. Beans ground right in front of you. Very good coffee.

    Starbucks? There are two casinos that Starbucks is their coffee bar. I pay for the coffee with comp dollars. Tip $2. Only places I use Starbucks because I don't like giving my money to libtard bags of shit.
    Another good thing about the Flying J for guys like you is they have those handicap toilets that is extra wide so when you slide off your scooter you don't end up on the floor with your ass crack on some truck driver's piss. You got that down I am sure. That's worth the 10 cent coffee discount and then some.

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