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    Hopefully NOT when it comes to Diarrhea
    Nah pendejo

    45 inch vertical leap approximately

    3rd in the country at long jump

    7th at 100m when I was 13

    2nd 110m Hurdles

    Never trained a day, just a genetic chad.

    NZ top 10 countries in the world for both gold medals and podium finishes per capita, dating all the way back to the first Games in Athens in 1896.

    Take your trash mexican genetics and gtfo
    This Gringo is a bit full of himself. Kiwis are slow pussies. Except Steven Adams, he's just slow.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OK2 View Post

    Nah pendejo

    45 inch vertical leap approximately

    3rd in the country at long jump

    7th at 100m when I was 13

    2nd 110m Hurdles

    Never trained a day, just a genetic chad.

    NZ top 10 countries in the world for both gold medals and podium finishes per capita, dating all the way back to the first Games in Athens in 1896.

    Take your trash mexican genetics and gtfo
    This Gringo is a bit full of himself. Kiwis are slow pussies. Except Steven Adams, he's just slow.


    Cope, Who the fuck cares. Facts are I'm very fast, never put any effort in. You're MEXICAN. LOL.

    A guy 2 years older than me I used to turn up and beat easily at my local club stuck with it longer than me ran a 10.24 at 18 eventually at nationals

    My best clocked time was 10.93 in High school at 16 but I'd ditched doing any of it at 14, had broken my leg badly twice by then. (rugby)

    I got news articles of me as a kid draped in gold medals lol, and this blonde middle distance runner standing next to me with her bitch ass single bronze.

    Camille Buscomb is a middle-long distance runner training as part of the Melbourne Track Club in Australia. She grew up in Cambridge and now lives in Hamilton, New Zealand and is sponsored by New Balance, Waikato Chiropractic and The Engine.0 Buscomb competes in the Women’s 5000 metres heats at the 17th IAAF World Athletics Championships in Doha in 2019
    At the 2018 Commonwealth Games held on the Gold Coast, Australia, she finished 12th in the 5000m in 15:55.45, and 14th in 10,000m in 32:23.91.

    In 2021 Buscomb competed in the 2020 Summer Olympics finishing 14th in her heat of 5000m, in a time of 15:24.39, which did not qualify her for the final and in the Olympic 10,000m she finished 19th in 32:10.49.

    Newark 10-year-old Roberson sets age-group world record in long jump

    https://www.delawareonline.com/story...ump/505723001/

    I jumped just short of this at the same age and at a much smaller size. 5m 15cm vs 5m 23cm (17.2 feet)

    WHO FUCKING CARES ITS JUMPING INTO A SANDPIT AND RUNNING IN A STRAIGHT LINE LMAO

    JEALOUS OF THE WHITE MAN WITH WHEELS

    WISHES HE COULD EVADE BORDER PATROL WITHOUT BEING SNEAKY




     
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    Quote Originally Posted by OK2 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post

    This Gringo is a bit full of himself. Kiwis are slow pussies. Except Steven Adams, he's just slow.


    Cope, Who the fuck cares. Facts are I'm very fast, never put any effort in. You're MEXICAN. LOL.

    A guy 2 years older than me I used to turn up and beat easily at my local club stuck with it longer than me ran a 10.24 at 18 eventually at nationals

    My best clocked time was 10.93 in High school at 16 but I'd ditched doing any of it at 14, had broken my leg badly twice by then. (rugby)

    I got news articles of me as a kid draped in gold medals lol, and this blonde middle distance runner standing next to me with her bitch ass single bronze.

    Camille Buscomb is a middle-long distance runner training as part of the Melbourne Track Club in Australia. She grew up in Cambridge and now lives in Hamilton, New Zealand and is sponsored by New Balance, Waikato Chiropractic and The Engine.0 Buscomb competes in the Women’s 5000 metres heats at the 17th IAAF World Athletics Championships in Doha in 2019
    At the 2018 Commonwealth Games held on the Gold Coast, Australia, she finished 12th in the 5000m in 15:55.45, and 14th in 10,000m in 32:23.91.

    In 2021 Buscomb competed in the 2020 Summer Olympics finishing 14th in her heat of 5000m, in a time of 15:24.39, which did not qualify her for the final and in the Olympic 10,000m she finished 19th in 32:10.49.

    Newark 10-year-old Roberson sets age-group world record in long jump

    https://www.delawareonline.com/story...ump/505723001/

    I jumped just short of this at the same age and at a much smaller size. 5m 15cm vs 5m 23cm (17.2 feet)

    WHO FUCKING CARES ITS JUMPING INTO A SANDPIT AND RUNNING IN A STRAIGHT LINE LMAO

    JEALOUS OF THE WHITE MAN WITH WHEELS

    WISHES HE COULD EVADE BORDER PATROL WITHOUT BEING SNEAKY


    SHUT UP BITCH

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OK2 View Post



    Cope, Who the fuck cares. Facts are I'm very fast, never put any effort in. You're MEXICAN. LOL.

    A guy 2 years older than me I used to turn up and beat easily at my local club stuck with it longer than me ran a 10.24 at 18 eventually at nationals

    My best clocked time was 10.93 in High school at 16 but I'd ditched doing any of it at 14, had broken my leg badly twice by then. (rugby)

    I got news articles of me as a kid draped in gold medals lol, and this blonde middle distance runner standing next to me with her bitch ass single bronze.

    Camille Buscomb is a middle-long distance runner training as part of the Melbourne Track Club in Australia. She grew up in Cambridge and now lives in Hamilton, New Zealand and is sponsored by New Balance, Waikato Chiropractic and The Engine.0 Buscomb competes in the Women’s 5000 metres heats at the 17th IAAF World Athletics Championships in Doha in 2019
    At the 2018 Commonwealth Games held on the Gold Coast, Australia, she finished 12th in the 5000m in 15:55.45, and 14th in 10,000m in 32:23.91.

    In 2021 Buscomb competed in the 2020 Summer Olympics finishing 14th in her heat of 5000m, in a time of 15:24.39, which did not qualify her for the final and in the Olympic 10,000m she finished 19th in 32:10.49.

    Newark 10-year-old Roberson sets age-group world record in long jump

    https://www.delawareonline.com/story...ump/505723001/

    I jumped just short of this at the same age and at a much smaller size. 5m 15cm vs 5m 23cm (17.2 feet)

    WHO FUCKING CARES ITS JUMPING INTO A SANDPIT AND RUNNING IN A STRAIGHT LINE LMAO

    JEALOUS OF THE WHITE MAN WITH WHEELS

    WISHES HE COULD EVADE BORDER PATROL WITHOUT BEING SNEAKY


    SHUT UP BITCH

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    Quote Originally Posted by OK2 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post

    This Gringo is a bit full of himself. Kiwis are slow pussies. Except Steven Adams, he's just slow.


    Cope, Who the fuck cares. Facts are I'm very fast, never put any effort in. You're MEXICAN. LOL.

    A guy 2 years older than me I used to turn up and beat easily at my local club stuck with it longer than me ran a 10.24 at 18 eventually at nationals

    My best clocked time was 10.93 in High school at 16 but I'd ditched doing any of it at 14, had broken my leg badly twice by then. (rugby)

    I got news articles of me as a kid draped in gold medals lol, and this blonde middle distance runner standing next to me with her bitch ass single bronze.

    Camille Buscomb is a middle-long distance runner training as part of the Melbourne Track Club in Australia. She grew up in Cambridge and now lives in Hamilton, New Zealand and is sponsored by New Balance, Waikato Chiropractic and The Engine.0 Buscomb competes in the Women’s 5000 metres heats at the 17th IAAF World Athletics Championships in Doha in 2019
    At the 2018 Commonwealth Games held on the Gold Coast, Australia, she finished 12th in the 5000m in 15:55.45, and 14th in 10,000m in 32:23.91.

    In 2021 Buscomb competed in the 2020 Summer Olympics finishing 14th in her heat of 5000m, in a time of 15:24.39, which did not qualify her for the final and in the Olympic 10,000m she finished 19th in 32:10.49.

    Newark 10-year-old Roberson sets age-group world record in long jump

    https://www.delawareonline.com/story...ump/505723001/

    I jumped just short of this at the same age and at a much smaller size. 5m 15cm vs 5m 23cm (17.2 feet)

    WHO FUCKING CARES ITS JUMPING INTO A SANDPIT AND RUNNING IN A STRAIGHT LINE LMAO

    JEALOUS OF THE WHITE MAN WITH WHEELS

    WISHES HE COULD EVADE BORDER PATROL WITHOUT BEING SNEAKY




    1) I'm Not a Mexican. If you're going to be spout racist shit, at least have the brains and decency to get which race you're disparaging correct.
    2) New Zealand should change it's name to "Pseudo Australia".
    3) Even at my old age, I'm faster and in better shape than most of PFA.

    So STFU you pseudo Australian Sheep Fucker!


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
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    Cope, Who the fuck cares. Facts are I'm very fast, never put any effort in. You're MEXICAN. LOL.

    A guy 2 years older than me I used to turn up and beat easily at my local club stuck with it longer than me ran a 10.24 at 18 eventually at nationals

    My best clocked time was 10.93 in High school at 16 but I'd ditched doing any of it at 14, had broken my leg badly twice by then. (rugby)

    I got news articles of me as a kid draped in gold medals lol, and this blonde middle distance runner standing next to me with her bitch ass single bronze.

    Camille Buscomb is a middle-long distance runner training as part of the Melbourne Track Club in Australia. She grew up in Cambridge and now lives in Hamilton, New Zealand and is sponsored by New Balance, Waikato Chiropractic and The Engine.0 Buscomb competes in the Women’s 5000 metres heats at the 17th IAAF World Athletics Championships in Doha in 2019
    At the 2018 Commonwealth Games held on the Gold Coast, Australia, she finished 12th in the 5000m in 15:55.45, and 14th in 10,000m in 32:23.91.

    In 2021 Buscomb competed in the 2020 Summer Olympics finishing 14th in her heat of 5000m, in a time of 15:24.39, which did not qualify her for the final and in the Olympic 10,000m she finished 19th in 32:10.49.

    Newark 10-year-old Roberson sets age-group world record in long jump

    https://www.delawareonline.com/story...ump/505723001/

    I jumped just short of this at the same age and at a much smaller size. 5m 15cm vs 5m 23cm (17.2 feet)

    WHO FUCKING CARES ITS JUMPING INTO A SANDPIT AND RUNNING IN A STRAIGHT LINE LMAO

    JEALOUS OF THE WHITE MAN WITH WHEELS

    WISHES HE COULD EVADE BORDER PATROL WITHOUT BEING SNEAKY




    1) I'm Not a Mexican. If you're going to be spout racist shit, at least have the brains and decency to get which race you're disparaging correct.
    2) New Zealand should change it's name to "Pseudo Australia".
    3) Even at my old age, I'm faster and in better shape than most of PFA.

    So STFU you pseudo Australian!
    Not me though. I would SHIT ON YOU. EXPLOSIVELY.

    I don't care what you are or anyone is I love to racism bro



    New Zealand is gay, so is Australia.

    Decency? Nah, I'm good.

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    Dude needs to get out of the gate fast and negotiate a settlement then get back to being himself.

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    Cerveza Fria: Dude can't even get his racist rants correct

    Woah! you got me good.

    Nice edit to add 'Sheep Fucker'



    Quote Originally Posted by PROUDBOY MAGA 2024 View Post
    He's an insecure non funny Mexican fagot !

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by PROUDBOY MAGA 2024 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OK2 View Post

    Nah pendejo

    45 inch vertical leap approximately

    3rd in the country at long jump

    7th at 100m when I was 13

    2nd 110m Hurdles

    Never trained a day, just a genetic chad.

    NZ top 10 countries in the world for both gold medals and podium finishes per capita, dating all the way back to the first Games in Athens in 1896.

    Take your trash mexican genetics and gtfo
    He's an insecure non funny Mexican fagot !
    Weak sauce commentary coming from this racist Gringo.
    En boca cerrada, no entran moscas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PROUDBOY MAGA 2024 View Post
    He's an insecure non funny Mexican fagot !
    Weak sauce commentary coming from this racist Gringo.
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    I think you are right now, based on his last Twitter pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    Shaun Deeb is at least 40% body fat.

    This bet will be the easiest $50K Bill Perkins will make in his life.

    I hate to say this but Shaun Deeb will probably be dead in less than 10 years because of his weight.

    Don't teach your children to grow up to be a FAT FUCK.


    I am not an MD but he really should have what looks like a goiter removed.

     
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    Dude needs to just go walk for 3 miles each day, ease into riding a bike, and eventually strength training.

    Stop eating like a pig.

    I bet he could get down to 250 in 3 months with the slightest bit of self control.

    I've gone from 245 to 195 over the last 20 months, and am in the best shape of my life at 41.

    It can be done.

    So depressing looking at fat people and pasty dudes with flabby arms these days.

    People treat skinny people so much nicer, never had so much fun in my life.

    Highly recommend losing weight to any PFA fatties.

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    lol 245 GROSS BRO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
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    Obviously wasn't aware of it as a concept or have some strict rule I followed. Doesn't mean I didn't do it naturally. I would never eat until lunch my entire time at school around that age and very rarely after so that's 15-16 hours from 7/8pm the previous night without food.

    I'm Scottish/Irish/A little Scandinavian just like you but have never been fat LIKE YOU HAVE LOL. Despite eating mostly junk my entire life. I figured it out intuitively (fasting) it felt better to avoid eating until I was really hungry, so I just stayed doing that.

    Yes, was fat in early 20s in college from living in frat house etc. I would be fatter than Druff if I was still living 25% of that life now. Fortunately was able to shed the weight in mid 20's when still easy to do so.

    I could never fast intermittently. Probably a willpower thing more than anything but am always hungry from running. Someone recently told me they could be hungry but almost file it away and not impact them at all, I am the polar opposite.

    If I eat like shit now even for a day it's akin to hangover lethargy. Plugging even minor leaks in your diet pays dividends going forward to avoid stroking out and getting a power chair catalog in bed a la mickeycrimm.
    FAT JOE

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post

    Yes, was fat in early 20s in college from living in frat house etc. I would be fatter than Druff if I was still living 25% of that life now. Fortunately was able to shed the weight in mid 20's when still easy to do so.

    I could never fast intermittently. Probably a willpower thing more than anything but am always hungry from running. Someone recently told me they could be hungry but almost file it away and not impact them at all, I am the polar opposite.

    If I eat like shit now even for a day it's akin to hangover lethargy. Plugging even minor leaks in your diet pays dividends going forward to avoid stroking out and getting a power chair catalog in bed a la mickeycrimm.
    FAT JOE
    LOL Penniless Pipes, I'm single handedly turning you back into a stuttering disaster. Tilt less?

    Let's protect moms investment of all those years of speech therapy and simmer down.
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    I am actually able to do intermittent fasting because, as you guys know, I have the ability to eat massive meals at once, so then I can basically lay off and have nothing but water for a long time after that.

    I was able to lose weight that way up until about the time I turned 50. Since then it seems not to be working anymore, probably due to some age-related metabolism change.

    Sucks.

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    nope still hilarious

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    Druff,

    https://twitter.com/shaundeeb/status/1750714520094327141


    Are you currently substantially fatter than Shaun Deeb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmndkutr View Post
    Druff,

    https://twitter.com/shaundeeb/status/1750714520094327141


    Are you currently substantially fatter than Shaun Deeb?

    50 pounds in 4 months is fucking bonkers.

     
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