The citizens of this country always have shit on/in them, especially the dum-o-crats. Despite everyone's best efforts at wiping, probing, inserting, whatever someone may do to clean themselves, small particles of fecal matter or other contamination's may still be missed.

As we all know, the American capitalist market economy is the best system in the history of the universe and going into 2024 the accessibility of bidets continue to increase. You can buy a toilet attachment for under one hundred dollars and there are also beautiful stand alone options for high rollers like Christopher Mitchell that start in the low thousand dollar range.

There is this "liberal" stigma that shooting streams of water into your anus could be considered "gay" but I disagree, this is all just the liberals being full of shit as usual. While the liberals continue to let men use any women's bathroom they want, shitting all over the place (and using pronouns) The more distinguished members of society (that want to be clean and pure) should hop onboard the Bidet Train. Who is with me?!??

No matter where you financially align, the ability to properly cleanse your behind should be a priority on your mind.