Originally Posted by
Baron Von Strucker
feel free to embellish as much as posable, there is no reason to not believe your story... except the big dick part.
Hi BVS,
Thanks for reading and for posting your thoughts/video. I hadn't heard that song. I like The Killers but haven't listened to them in many years. 'Shot at the Night' and 'Runaways' come to mind as my favs.
If I were making these stories up I would cast myself as the main character banging chicks in bathroom stalls. I never said I had a "big dick". I instinctively covered my wiener when the shower curtain flung open. The meth-head stripper that lived next door probably didn't even get a glimpse.
When you party as fucking hard as I have in life, you end up with some funny tales. I'm looking forward to writing the
Grandma Jean (photo evidence) story. Where I am the main character. Stay tuned for that one.
Speaking of partying hard, I started early in life.
1983