Results 1 to 18 of 18

Thread: Nursery Rhyme Tine

  1. #1
    Platinum splitthis's Avatar
    Reputation
    903
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    At the Metroparks
    Posts
    4,630
    Load Metric
    64841727

    Nursery Rhyme Tine

    This little piggy went to market.

    This little piggy stayed home for 3 years.

    This little piggy ate cupcakes.

    This little piggy ate scones.

    This little piggy toe fell off off attempting to leave home.

    The End.

     
    Comments
      
      NaturalBornHustler: HOF
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

    Ronald Reagan

  2. #2
    Diamond Sloppy Joe's Avatar
    Reputation
    1112
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    6,461
    Load Metric
    64841727
    This ratchet cunt joined a gym,
    To meet men and try to get slim,
    She is not getting boned and is dying alone,
    On stained floors and wow it is grim.

     
    Comments
      
      Jah:
    PokerFraudAlert...will never censor your claims, even if they're against one of our sponsors. In addition to providing you an open forum report fraud within the poker community, we will also analyze your claims with a clear head an unbiased point of view. And, of course, the accused will always have the floor to defend themselves.-Dan Druff

  3. #3
    Platinum
    Reputation
    412
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    3,262
    Load Metric
    64841727
    Point…Sloppy.

  4. #4
    Platinum
    Reputation
    412
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    3,262
    Load Metric
    64841727
    There once was a woman named split
    At poker she’s a terrible nit
    Wouldn’t get the vax
    Her morals were lax
    Got $1k for. BJ with no spit!

     
    Comments
      
      splitthis: Fairly good

  5. #5
    Gold Kuntmissioner's Avatar
    Reputation
    419
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Savin Hill
    Posts
    1,408
    Load Metric
    64841727
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    This little piggy went to market.

    This little piggy stayed home for 3 years.

    This little piggy ate cupcakes.

    This little piggy ate scones.

    This little piggy toe fell off off attempting to leave home.

    The End.
    Name:  smilingpencil.gif
Views: 166
Size:  550.9 KB

  6. #6
    Gold Kuntmissioner's Avatar
    Reputation
    419
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Savin Hill
    Posts
    1,408
    Load Metric
    64841727
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    This ratchet cunt joined a gym,
    To meet men and try to get slim,
    She is not getting boned and is dying alone,
    On stained floors and wow it is grim.
    Name:  happyotter.gif
Views: 161
Size:  247.4 KB

    Name:  jb61hs.gif
Views: 160
Size:  251.1 KB

  7. #7
    Canadrunk limitles's Avatar
    Reputation
    1660
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    In Todd's head
    Posts
    17,596
    Blog Entries
    1
    Load Metric
    64841727
    You are getting carried away.
    Stop with bullshit

    You just went on attack mode

    That is not the way
    You are frightened

  8. #8
    Platinum
    Reputation
    412
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    3,262
    Load Metric
    64841727
    A Canuck named les
    His life is a mess
    He’d drink lots of liquor
    Tease druff and then snicker
    His music threads are great, I confess!

  9. #9
    Canadrunk limitles's Avatar
    Reputation
    1660
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    In Todd's head
    Posts
    17,596
    Blog Entries
    1
    Load Metric
    64841727
    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    A Canuck named les
    His life is a mess
    He’d drink lots of liquor
    Tease druff and then snicker
    His music threads are great, I confess!
    You're a smarty, not kidding
    Help has not arrived
    listen

  10. #10
    Canadrunk limitles's Avatar
    Reputation
    1660
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    In Todd's head
    Posts
    17,596
    Blog Entries
    1
    Load Metric
    64841727
    This is proof of a bad soul. (splitthis) I recognize it obviously.
    Stay away from this or that
    No one needs this, it is hate
    A racist, unintelligent, whatever

  11. #11
    Plutonium sonatine's Avatar
    Reputation
    7364
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    33,337
    Load Metric
    64841727
    in a filthy hovel there lived an old shrew,

    that a 76 year old gym rat would not do..

    her name was split, her personality line; border

    and even her own daughter ignored her.

    unemployed, unemployable, and no ones bride, desperate to distract that shes become a bummer

    she begs me for attention and squanders her pride, but she'll settle for swapping nudes with desertrunner.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

  12. #12
    Platinum splitthis's Avatar
    Reputation
    903
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    At the Metroparks
    Posts
    4,630
    Load Metric
    64841727
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    This ratchet cunt joined a gym,
    To meet men and try to get slim,
    She is not getting boned and is dying alone,
    On stained floors and wow it is grim.

    Out of rep, pretty good

     
    Comments
      
      Sloppy Joe: Fuck yourself with a 40
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

    Ronald Reagan

  13. #13
    Platinum splitthis's Avatar
    Reputation
    903
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    At the Metroparks
    Posts
    4,630
    Load Metric
    64841727
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    in a filthy hovel there lived an old shrew,

    that a 76 year old gym rat would not do..

    her name was split, her personality line; border

    and even her own daughter ignored her.

    unemployed, unemployable, and no ones bride, desperate to distract that shes become a bummer

    she begs me for attention and squanders her pride, but she'll settle for swapping nudes with desertrunner.

    Not good, don’t give up your day job of writing filth to put in public schools.
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

    Ronald Reagan

  14. #14
    Platinum splitthis's Avatar
    Reputation
    903
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    At the Metroparks
    Posts
    4,630
    Load Metric
    64841727
    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    A Canuck named les
    His life is a mess
    He’d drink lots of liquor
    Tease druff and then snicker
    His music threads are great, I confess!
    Also very good.
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

    Ronald Reagan

  15. #15
    Gold Cerveza Fria's Avatar
    Reputation
    447
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    South Florida
    Posts
    1,787
    Load Metric
    64841727
    There once was a whore named Maureen
    Whose crotch wasn't kept very clean
    The semen dripped out
    Of her smelly old spout
    which she scraped up and ate with saltines.
    En boca cerrada, no entran moscas

  16. #16
    Get Schwifty Ricky's Avatar
    Reputation
    132
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Julians Driveway
    Posts
    616
    Load Metric
    64841727
    There once was a forum called neverwinpoker, where every poster was a either the joke or the joker.

    Where doomswitched losers hatefully posted massive cocks all black, free speech is what we called it (what, you want the 50 dollar back?)

    Nwp begat donkdown, a better forum surely, sans ownership russian...
    Yet more of the same, worse actually, at times a veritable black cock concussion.

    So many good times: hebe it up,go hels yourself, blowjob contests, Tyde disappearing with the coke...

    Through it all comraderie apparent: our cast of characters keep plot driven, it's all literally a big inside joke.

    Micon gonna Micon, goofy and loveable... still managed to push druff Drex and lakingsfan away.

    "Don't forget who built this" DDs epitaph would say. Battle lines drawn, we all followed Druff to PFA.

    The best of them all, in almost every way if you really take stock.

    Except no goofy micon, we all got old and stopped posting black cocks.

     
    Comments
      
      sonatine: measuring the distance of our fall from grace in black cocks

  17. #17
    Platinum
    Reputation
    412
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    3,262
    Load Metric
    64841727
    There once was a goof name of Micon
    Who took nudes of Zod with a Nikon
    He posted that pic
    Lost his close friend really quick
    Then luckboxed it as a btc icon

     
    Comments
      
      Sanlmar: +1

  18. #18
    Gold Cerveza Fria's Avatar
    Reputation
    447
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    South Florida
    Posts
    1,787
    Load Metric
    64841727
    Little Jack Horner
    Sat in a corner
    Eating a Pizza Pie
    He shit pepperoni
    Blew his friend Tony
    And wiped his mouth on his tie
    En boca cerrada, no entran moscas

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. ALERT TINE
    By lol wow in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 11-03-2022, 12:48 PM
  2. UH TINE
    By lol wow in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 06-29-2022, 07:22 PM
  3. rofl TINE TINE sweet sweeeeeeeeeeeeet sweeeeeeeet tine
    By lol wow in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 06-11-2022, 04:49 PM
  4. Tine and other Liberals
    By tgull in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 01-01-2021, 05:54 PM
  5. hai tine
    By lewfather in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 10-21-2017, 03:04 AM