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    I boughts a powerball ticket, freeroll if I win.

    And for good measure will give to a charity.


    Wish us all good luck and karma.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    And for good measure will give to a charity.


    Wish us all good luck and karma.
    GL with that -EV move. You are truly our resident degenerate gambling addict Karen and its not even close.

     
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    Thanks for the kind gesture.


    See how hard that was.

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    I want a fucking million if you win wtf

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    Last ditch attempt at connecting with another human, surely hundreds of millions will get a relative to pick up the phone.
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    Give me a break, you'll never win in a million years. Do you know what the odds are? Like zero % chance of winning.
     
    Almost every time I tell this to someone (slots) they win, it's bizarre. With my statement above your odds of winning INCREASED A THOSAND FOLD.
    For my share i'd prefer not having to play a bunch of donks, just saying.

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    Odds of winning the Powerball… 1 in 292 million
    Odds there is a heaven… 1 in 292 trillion
    Odds you are allowed into heaven…incalculable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Entropy View Post
    Give me a break, you'll never win in a million years. Do you know what the odds are? Like zero % chance of winning.
     
    Almost every time I tell this to someone (slots) they win, it's bizarre. With my statement above your odds of winning INCREASED A THOSAND FOLD.
    For my share i'd prefer not having to play a bunch of donks, just saying.

    This is actually the point she is trying to make. She just doesn't understand comparing a powerball ticket to a punter with my tack record is apples and dump trucks.

    Ive posted two Free-rolls i felt fairly good about for the potential good of PFA over the last 6 months.

    The first was a golfer that the market said was 100-1 to win a tournament. He finished in Second behind rory. 100-1 was as low as 2-1 the morning of the last day. We were 2-1 to get PFA a free seat to the main event that we were going to give away for 0.0%

    The second was this past week where one of the guys i put forward finished in 5th place after having the worst putting performances of his career. Would have had $1K to PFA and $1k to the winners cancer charity of choice.

    Both close but neither won - guess that makes it synonymous with a Powerball ticket.

     
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