You Most Likely Can Afford - Super-Moist Food Porn

[splitthis]

Homemade from scratch turkey and veggie splitghetti. Prep and cook time 6 hours.
Went to Amish country to get fresh veggies for super cheap. It doesnt pay to make your own garden.
I will preface with a couple pics.



This poor boy drew the short straw and had to shovel up after the horses.



The goods, 2 peck baskets roma tomatoes, peck of yellow squash, 2 bulbs fresh garlic, combo baby spinach and mustard green sprouts, 4 eggplants, 6 green peppers, not shown 6 medium vidalia onions. 4 pounds of 97% fat free ground turkey. Pound of combo sliced baby bella and crimean mushrooms.



Parboil tomatoes just until skin splits. Romas are best for sauce due to low acid and are meaty.



Chop veggies while tomatoes are parboiled, spiralize yellow zucchini, slice garlic.











Put together a victorio strainer and run the tomatoes through it. This is an easy way to remove the seeds and skin.



Put sauce in large stockpot. Add about 1/2 cup dried basil. Mine is 16 quarts with an inch thick stainless bottom to ensure even heat distribution. Bring to slow rolling boil and reduce by about 50%.





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[splitthis]

Add in onions, mushrooms, garlic, peppers, eggplant. Cook 10 mins.



Add in spiralized zucchini and cast iron pan browned turkey. Cook until tender about 15 mins.



10 minutes into above add spinach/mustard green sprouts.



Serve with a sprinkle of grated pecorino romano cheese. Cant describe how fresh tasting this was. Yum!



18 single servings to freeze plus 3 days of meals this week in addition to dinner tonight.



Total cost under 25 dollars.

[Baron Von Strucker]

so its crab season and all my neighbours have boats and yesterday was day one and combined they caught near 30 Dungeness crabs max legal limit. I was told our bay is one of the best for this activity.

[splitthis]

Low fat chicken splithita salad



One can of drained rotel (I use Aldis cheaper version) for each large boneless skinless chicken breast. You can use a slow cooker all day, I use a pressure cooker for 25 mins.



When chicken rotel mixture is cooked, use a fork to break apart chicken. Chop lettuce, onions, tomatoes. Heat fat free refried beans in microwave.

Bottom layer of plate place salad(you can put tortilla chips first if you want), then refried beans, Salsa, chicken mix, onions, tomatoes, jalapeno peppers, then fat free sour cream. Yum!

[Daly]

Too much healthy shit going on here. Needs more fried oreos

[Kuntmissioner]

Too much healthy shit going on here. Needs more fried oreos

Fry up some bacon ends.


Eggs and fried salami next.


Line baguette with unfried salami while you cook...




Top off the bacon and salamis with 3 eggs...


Cheese it up and toast...






Fuck yeah.

[Kuntmissioner]

Proper French Fries

1. Have your wife or gf slice up some potatoes at desired girth.


2. While she slices, pour something tasty.


3. Toss the sliced potatoes into hot oil. Fry til the color of the potato changes from white to slightly gold.


4. Remove from oil, drain fries, put them in the freezer.


(Meantime, she can be grilling your burgers.)

5. Remove when the fries are cool or cold to touch, and toss them back in the hot oil.


6. Cook until golden brown. Remove, drain, and salt that shit up. Serve up obv.

[WillieMcFML]

kunt introducing the fry-cam gif has really resurrected this great thread

great work

[limitles]

I ain't no foodie but this I had to go for. A grilled cheese truck. Wasn't even hungry.

[limitles]

Looks great wouldn't eat it unless pissed out of me mind....so I would

Graph paper as background.....telling

and lighting while I'm at it

[WillieMcFML]

Looks great wouldn't eat it unless pissed out of me mind....so I would

Graph paper as background.....telling

and lighting while I'm at it

you are hating on kunt while you just posted a pic of two pieces of white bread with cheese that you paid $10 for

just go away please

[Kuntmissioner]

Looks great wouldn't eat it unless pissed out of me mind....

Or... unless slathered in gravy and curds perhaps?

[limitles]

Looks great wouldn't eat it unless pissed out of me mind....so I would

Graph paper as background.....telling

and lighting while I'm at it

you are hating on kunt while you just posted a pic of two pieces of white bread with cheese that you paid $10 for

just go away please

Why would I hate on Kunt? He's a top tenner in my book.
The remark about the graph paper comes from my own attempt to plan a new deck
good enough for city council.
In fact my council doesn't want graph paper but graph paper is used by certain occupations.
That's where I was going so fuck off as usual

[limitles]

you are hating on kunt while you just posted a pic of two pieces of white bread with cheese that you paid $10 for

just go away please

Why would I hate on Kunt? He's a top tenner in my book.
The remark about the graph paper comes from my own attempt to plan a new deck
good enough for city council.
In fact my council doesn't want graph paper but graph paper is used by certain occupations.
That's where I was going so fuck off as usual

p.s.

I wouldn't eat that because I'm on a heart healthy diet thank so much.
nothing to do with how good it is or how it was prepared etc.

[Crowe Diddly]

Fun fact about the kunt: everything served in his house is fuckin delicious. Foods and beverages both.

[WillieMcFML]

you are hating on kunt while you just posted a pic of two pieces of white bread with cheese that you paid $10 for

just go away please

Why would I hate on Kunt? He's a top tenner in my book.
The remark about the graph paper comes from my own attempt to plan a new deck
good enough for city council.
In fact my council doesn't want graph paper but graph paper is used by certain occupations.
That's where I was going so fuck off as usual

my apologies, thought you were hating

[shortbuspoker]

Proper French Fries

1. Have your wife or gf slice up some potatoes at desired girth.


2. While she slices, pour something tasty.


3. Toss the sliced potatoes into hot oil. Fry til the color of the potato changes from white to slightly gold.


4. Remove from oil, drain fries, put them in the freezer.


(Meantime, she can be grilling your burgers.)

5. Remove when the fries are cool or cold to touch, and toss them back in the hot oil.


6. Cook until golden brown. Remove, drain, and salt that shit up. Serve up obv.

Looks good. Try to find a place where you can buy duck fat to fry them in. Life changing

[Username]

Something else, life-changing.....I finally perfected the precisely perfect recipe just now.......


Pesto Pistachio Sauce (over pasta or as a pizza base)
1 cup of basil leaves
1 cup of spinach leaves
3/4 cup of shelled pistachios
large smashed garlic clove
lemon juice - dash
1/2 cup fresh grated Parmesan cheese
1/3 cup of olive oil
1/3 cup of heavy cream

Toss everything into food processor until finely chopped/blended. That's it. HEAVEN.

Having new neighbors over for dinner in an hour. I am using 3/4 to make a pizza and topping with grilled red peppers and prosciutto. The rest will go over whole grain penne (for me, I am vegetarian.)

[Username]

Something else, life-changing.....I finally perfected the precisely perfect recipe just now.......


Pesto Pistachio Sauce (over pasta or as a pizza base)
1 cup of basil leaves
1 cup of spinach leaves
3/4 cup of shelled pistachios
large smashed garlic clove
lemon juice - dash
1/2 cup fresh grated Parmesan cheese
1/3 cup of olive oil
1/3 cup of heavy cream

Toss everything into food processor until finely chopped/blended. That's it. HEAVEN.

Having new neighbors over for dinner in an hour. I am using 3/4 to make a pizza and topping with grilled red peppers and prosciutto. The rest will go over whole grain penne (for me, I am vegetarian.)

Mangia.....

[WillieMcFML]

the food porn thread can even bring civility between split and kilgore

and that is why it will live forever