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    You Most Likely Can Afford - Super-Moist Food Porn

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    Bun
    Pickles
    Jalapenos
    Burger w/ Sauteed Onions
    Cheese
    Bacon
    Burger w/ Sauteed Onions
    Cheese
    Bacon
    Mustard
    Ketchup
    Tomato
    Mayo
    Bun


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    Last edited by WillieMcFML; 10-31-2012 at 01:15 PM.

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    Looks good.

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    ..........And welcome back to the Redneck Weekend Roundup

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    Did you pay for all that with the money you stole from yebsite?
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    should have had your tomato on the side.

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    God damn, that looks deliscious!
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    so its crab season and all my neighbours have boats and yesterday was day one and combined they caught near 30 Dungeness crabs max legal limit. I was told our bay is one of the best for this activity.

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    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    all hail Hydra



    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Did you pay for all that with the money you stole from yebsite?


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    You have the culinary prowess of a meth-head.

    Mayo and ketchup needs to be eliminated. Also get those redneck frozen 1.99 OreIda horseshit excuse for fries out of sight. Step up your game and get some Alexia sweet potato fries(waffle cut or julienne). If you MUST redneck it up add a small circle of Sweet Baby Rays to the top of the bun(not directly on the burger).

    Fucken Imbeciles on these boards.

     
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    The only thing missing is the side of insulin.

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    I think it looks great, plus I'm trying to put on like 5-10 pounds. The only thing different I would do is I would substitute the Jalepeno peppers with Serrano peppers and I would substitute the pickle with cucumber. Oh
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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    I think it looks great, plus I'm trying to put on like 5-10 pounds. The only thing different I would do is I would substitute the Jalepeno peppers with Serrano peppers and I would substitute the pickle with cucumber. Oh
    avocado or a fried egg on top wouldn't hurt either

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    Bacon Mac n Cheese is GOD

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    Willie's World Famous Spaghetti is on deck.

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    So far so good. How's your Mexican? Fish tacos, mega burritos, Huevos Rancheros

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    New snack I invented that is about to take the world by storm.

    Ingredients:
    1 banana
    Italian Dressing
    A bowl
    A positive attitude

    Slice up a banana into a bowl pour some Italian dressing of your choice on top. Enjoy! DON'T KNOCK IT UNTIL YOU'VE TRIED IT!
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    for the love of all that is sacred get that monstrosity out of my thread

    italian dressing is god, bananas are god, but NO WAY this works

    this thread is not a place for inside jokes between two twinks in love

    brb with actual results
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    for the love of all that is scared get that monstrosity out of my thread

    italian dressing is god, bananas are god, but NO WAY this works

    this thread is not a place for inside jokes between two twinks in love

    brb with actual results
    I can assure you it was not an inside joke, and it does work. I've had it 3 times today now. And I'm no cook, so I have to stick with things that are simple. I used to do this with cucumbers and green pepper slices and then I realized you could do it with bananas when I put some banana slices in my salad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    italian dressing is god, bananas are god, but NO WAY this works


    I am also skeptical that english muffin burgers work.

    I've given up on making decent wings without going to tons of trouble. I need to come up with something else for gamedays. Maybe I'll give those stuffed peppers a shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    italian dressing is god, bananas are god, but NO WAY this works


    I am also skeptical that english muffin burgers work.

    I've given up on making decent wings without going to tons of trouble. I need to come up with something else for gamedays. Maybe I'll give those stuffed peppers a shot.



    TOASTED english muffins are top top

    they have that crunch that you just don't get with a regular ballpark hamburger bun

    this thread is all about do not knock it until you tried it

    so, prove me wrong

    i ate bananas in italian dressing for fucks sake

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