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    You Most Likely Can Afford - Super-Moist Food Porn

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    Bun
    Pickles
    Jalapenos
    Burger w/ Sauteed Onions
    Cheese
    Bacon
    Burger w/ Sauteed Onions
    Cheese
    Bacon
    Mustard
    Ketchup
    Tomato
    Mayo
    Bun


    disclaimer:
    **this thread is for entertainment purposes only, and i am in no way responsible for the e-coli or salmonella harvested by orphaned toddlers**
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    Looks good.

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    ..........And welcome back to the Redneck Weekend Roundup

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    Did you pay for all that with the money you stole from yebsite?

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    should have had your tomato on the side.

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    God damn, that looks deliscious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Did you pay for all that with the money you stole from yebsite?


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    You have the culinary prowess of a meth-head.

    Mayo and ketchup needs to be eliminated. Also get those redneck frozen 1.99 OreIda horseshit excuse for fries out of sight. Step up your game and get some Alexia sweet potato fries(waffle cut or julienne). If you MUST redneck it up add a small circle of Sweet Baby Rays to the top of the bun(not directly on the burger).

    Fucken Imbeciles on these boards.

     
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      GringoStar: I would agree, although swapping OreIda for a slightly more upscale frozen fry isn't exactly classy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onestep View Post
    You have the culinary prowess of a meth-head.

    Mayo and ketchup needs to be eliminated. Also get those redneck frozen 1.99 OreIda horseshit excuse for fries out of sight. Step up your game and get some Alexia sweet potato fries(waffle cut or julienne). If you MUST redneck it up add a small circle of Sweet Baby Rays to the top of the bun(not directly on the burger).

    Fucken Imbeciles on these boards.
    these are god

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    and don't try to spit that game at me you twink loving racist

    mayo provides a delicate balance to the fatty bacon, SFO

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    btw that's grass fed organic beef


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    Quote Originally Posted by Onestep View Post
    You have the culinary prowess of a meth-head.

    Mayo and ketchup needs to be eliminated. Also get those redneck frozen 1.99 OreIda horseshit excuse for fries out of sight. Step up your game and get some Alexia sweet potato fries(waffle cut or julienne). If you MUST redneck it up add a small circle of Sweet Baby Rays to the top of the bun(not directly on the burger).

    Fucken Imbeciles on these boards.

    The gay likes sweet potato fries, shocking.

    :gtfo

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    Is that a giant pickle slice on the bottom? I thought it was a bell pepper at first.

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    Whip one of those up for me right quick, couldja?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Is that a giant pickle slice on the bottom? I thought it was a bell pepper at first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Onestep View Post
    You have the culinary prowess of a meth-head.

    Mayo and ketchup needs to be eliminated. Also get those redneck frozen 1.99 OreIda horseshit excuse for fries out of sight. Step up your game and get some Alexia sweet potato fries(waffle cut or julienne). If you MUST redneck it up add a small circle of Sweet Baby Rays to the top of the bun(not directly on the burger).

    Fucken Imbeciles on these boards.

    The gay likes sweet potato fries, shocking.

    :gtfo
    Not just the gays. We rednecks also like the sweet potato fries as well as tots. These pickles aren't nationiwide I don't think but they are the tits.


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    I'm going to try to replicate this. Willie, what is your advice on Burger and Bun selection?

    Also, you need to add some light seasoning, imo

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    I'm going to try to replicate this. Willie, what is your advice on Burger and Bun selection?

    Also, you need to add some light seasoning, imo
    did you really think for a second i didn't season that bitch?

    seasoned salt, pepper, garlic


    80/20 grass fed beef is GOD

    a brioche bun is playing great, but if you just have regular hamburger buns at least steam them on top of the beef and sauteed onions

    also didn't have any good lettuce on hand but a piece between the mayo and the tomato would have been clutch

    ..and post pics obv.

    going to try to add to this thread on a regular basis.

    leaning towards a timeless classic with a twist tonight: mac n cheese w/ candied bacon

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    I like super-fattening food as much as anyone, but this actually looks gross to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I like super-fattening food as much as anyone, but this actually looks gross to me.
    it's the cum shot of mayo & ketchup dripping down the side isn't it?

    not a great picture tbh

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    The only thing missing is the side of insulin.

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