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    Also are you using Kleenex as napkins what the fuck is going on here

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    what do you do for a sauce or gravy for something like that? Or is that not even needed? I'd surely be happy with it either way.

    Pip pip, cheerio and all that rot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
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    Hot take just give that fucking broady a philly cheese steak whats the real difference also did you do the gross thing where u wrap it in mushrooms
    Is there any other way?
    We used to wrap it in bacon lol

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    That was literally just a meat loaf

     
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    Also in before yes sonatine and druff are also essentially meat loaves they can also be sort of enjoyed

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    I wanted to call her a bitch for putting you through this process but I kept it classy

    100% fair.

    There are some other plant paste bullshit you can use instead of mushrooms but that’s not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPIT this View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post

    Is there any other way?
    We used to wrap it in bacon lol
    I don’t think bacon would work - can’t cook it enough

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    Not a great angle, pic was an afterthought, but my tribute to what this thread is all about, for me.

    The English muffin burger.

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    edit: "Tellafriend: What kind of cheese" None, that's mayo you see. Whole wheat English muffin, mayo, mustard, onions, lettuce, hamburger.

    Also, air fryer for the onion rings. Crispy af. Those are just Wegmans' store brand onion rings, thick cut w/ panko, sprayed lightly with the Star Market/Albertsons house brand O Organics Avocado Oil Spray, in an $80 air fryer I got a few weeks ago.

     
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      Tellafriend: What kind of cheese
      
      Daly: Those Onion Rings Tho
      
      GambleBotsChafedPenis: Second Daly/Looking At The Pic For A Minute Haven't Gotten To The Burger/On Point Rings Rep
      
      splitthis: If low-fat mayo, is a 10
      
      WillieMcFML: quite the honor
      
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    that’s a cute burger, crowe.

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      WillieMcFML: that's a cute soup, kyrpt
      
      Sanlmar: Always makes me happy

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    I would smash both of them

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    Wendy’s Introduces New Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger And Chicken Sandwich

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    Air fryer is a lot of fun. Been eating a solid amount of onion rings, french fries, potato puffs, and trader ming mandarin chicken, but making my own chicken tenders has been the best so far. 2 chicken breasts in buttermilk marinade with salt and pepper for 4 hours, then potato flour/corn starch/regular flour, egg wash, panko bread crumbs. Various amounts of garlic powder, smoked paprika, maybe other stuff I can't remember. 9 minutes total cook time. Also been going thru a lot of Frank's red hot lately, because of these foods. What's a good equal/replacement for Franks should I want another option?



    prolly should have had some sort of contrasting background. such is pandemic life. Super lite and crunchy outside, still juicy inside, as much as chicken breast will allow.

    Some people posting super awesome adult food, I'm tryna corner the nostalgia/comfort angle.

     
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    Haven't been doing anything amazing this pandemic, but the air fryer is a goddamn star, and I've eaten tastier food (by my own hand) in the last 8-9 months than perhaps ever. Also, the scale reflects that reality, but fuck it, I'm still in better shape than most of our fat nation.



    ANYWAY, here are the 3 things that have made life a WHOLE lot better in the last few months, intoxicants discluded. First and foremost, Kerry Gold Butter, because grass fed is not just a marketing idea. Room temp Kerry Gold makes life better, no lie, immediately. Everything But The Bagel from Trader Joe's, the greatest everyday spice combo I've ever had, good on f'n everything, from chili to oatmeal to just plain bread and butter. Finally, pickled red onions and bell peppers, which look awesome in the fridge and goes well with almost every meal in some fashion or other.

     
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    red onion is criminally underrated

     
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    Salad Shirazi (Persian dish)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Haven't been doing anything amazing this pandemic, but the air fryer is a goddamn star, and I've eaten tastier food (by my own hand) in the last 8-9 months than perhaps ever. Also, the scale reflects that reality, but fuck it, I'm still in better shape than most of our fat nation.



    ANYWAY, here are the 3 things that have made life a WHOLE lot better in the last few months, intoxicants discluded. First and foremost, Kerry Gold Butter, because grass fed is not just a marketing idea. Room temp Kerry Gold makes life better, no lie, immediately. Everything But The Bagel from Trader Joe's, the greatest everyday spice combo I've ever had, good on f'n everything, from chili to oatmeal to just plain bread and butter. Finally, pickled red onions and bell peppers, which look awesome in the fridge and goes well with almost every meal in some fashion or other.
    the difference between regular store brand butter and kerry gold is indescribable - it's not even in the same damn universe

    for me butter has always been not much more than an accompaniment, but get your hands on some kerry gold and it's the exact opposite - you'll start with the butter and look for things you can eat it with

    and it's only like $4 vs $2.50-$3 for your basic bitch butter

    along the same lines is REAL maple syrup - try some pancakes or french toast with kerry gold and real maple syrup and you will see GOD (not todd the other one)

    real maple syrup is a lot of times twice as expensive as aunt jemima, but you'll know where your money went when you taste the difference - you also probably won't find the need to use as much

     
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    Hi Lew!!!

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    I instantly recognize Kerry Butter as the truth.

    People tap trees in my neighborhood. You see the tubes running from tree to tree. You know what? I really don’t enjoy the real deal as much as Aunt Jamima or Vermont Maid syrup. The real stuff is too sweet. I really don’t have a sweet tooth in my head. I don’t put sugar in my coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    that’s a cute burger, crowe.

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    i love 5 guys but this really is the most meh burger ever - it looks so sad

    compare and contrast with crowe's homemade one - for one thing his patty is actually browned

    almost everything about your burger is underwhelming
    Last edited by WillieMcFML; 12-11-2020 at 12:15 AM.
    Hi Lew!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Salad Shirazi (Persian dish)

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    years ago i dated a girl whose dad was born in iran, little did i know salsa is actually a meal there
    Hi Lew!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    I instantly recognize Kerry Butter as the truth.

    People tap trees in my neighborhood. You see the tubes running from tree to tree. You know what? I really don’t enjoy the real deal as much as Aunt Jamima or Vermont Maid syrup. The real stuff is too sweet. I really don’t have a sweet tooth in my head. I don’t put sugar in my coffee.
    dad i am so disappoint, i think the complete opposite

    basic syrup tastes like exactly that to me...SYRUP, and the viscosity is completely different

    fake syrup is like sludge, like if you boiled a 2 liter of soda and reduced it 50%

    i find real syrup to be significantly lighter and can almost taste floral, like how you can almost taste the flowers the bees ate to produce honey

    god damnit father HCY???
    Hi Lew!!!

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