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    Fucking cow farts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    imagine how bad it would be if everyone was unvaccinated
    That’s the message that donkey chose to deliver ahead of this emergency. Not “follow evacuation instructions” or “look in on your neighbors”. Nope. Did his Press Secretary and cabinet have to walk back another idiotic Biden message?

    We are so so fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    imagine how bad it would be if everyone was unvaccinated
    That’s the message that donkey chose to deliver ahead of this emergency. Not “follow evacuation instructions” or “look in on your neighbors”. Nope. Did his Press Secretary and cabinet have to walk back another idiotic Biden message?

    We are so so fucked.

    they are all going to end up in shelters.

    have you seen what a shelter is like?

    san i love you but when youre like 'wow good point dwai', i dont know man, do you need a redder flag?

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    like its one thing if youre like 'lol 3 days isnt nearly enough time for a vaccination to do any good' then ok cool but even then, do you want to be on a cot surrounded by hundreds of feral floridians in a room with almost zero ventilation and be like no, 'i dont think i will be vaccinated, because libtards/biden/libertarianism'? i dont know, that doesnt seem like my kinda culture is all.

     
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      devidee: LOL. Ok wait. I really think this nigga is for real.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    vaughn gare get in here immediately.

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    vaughn gare get in here immediately.

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    If only this happened 12 years ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    That’s the message that donkey chose to deliver ahead of this emergency. Not “follow evacuation instructions” or “look in on your neighbors”. Nope. Did his Press Secretary and cabinet have to walk back another idiotic Biden message?

    We are so so fucked.

    they are all going to end up in shelters.

    have you seen what a shelter is like?

    san i love you but when youre like 'wow good point dwai', i dont know man, do you need a redder flag?
    I think the social liberal would message the more direct threat to the little old retiree in the mobile park who doesn’t drive. Look in on her. Help her evacuate. Also, get your own dumb ass on the highway out of Dodge so resources aren’t wasted on your rescue.

    Maybe I’m a throwback from earlier Hurricane values.

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    "how did gramma get sick?"



    "she was on a cot in a high school gym next to the island boys."
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    "how did gramma get sick?"



    "she was on a cot in a high school gym next to the island boys."

    Gramma may be dead but apparently this ridiculous narrative will never die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    "how did gramma get sick?"



    "she was on a cot in a high school gym next to the island boys."
    Now you’re disparaging the Island Boys? They need a sandwich and a ride more than gramma

    Lol, can’t get more Florida than those two

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    how does sonatine clutch his pearls considering his neck is so fat?

     
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    Nukes are comin’, country978. Get vaxxed

    Hope you’re feeling fine too. Thoughts are with you…. occasionally. You know, when I’m not thinking of Druff’s neocon vision of the world

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    We are on the verge of a global economic collapse, nuclear war is literally on the table and our President is a senile, dementia riddled 80 year old.

    Please don’t forget to get vaxxed.

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    Supposedly, hundreds of people dead in Lee County, Florida from the hurricane.


    Wow! They could’ve easily gotten vaccinated.

    Dummies.

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      Sanlmar: Save the manatees. That’s crazy but that’s Florida
    he tries to fly under the radar with his gay big words - Big Bird

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    Has anyone heard from SMIflorida?

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    Just read this was fake. Well, it’s real, just not in Florida. It’s in Chile. Oops.
    he tries to fly under the radar with his gay big words - Big Bird

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post

    Just read this was fake. Well, it’s real, just not in Florida. It’s in Chile. Oops.

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    I was in central fl this week. Wasnt no big deal where I was. Lost power 20 mins. Some streets flooded a bit. Nothing but a stormy day in this exact area.
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