*** OFFICIAL *** 2022 ABSOLUTE HURRICANE APOCALYPSE THREAD *** OFFICIAL ***

[sonatine]

FOLKS AN OFFICIAL TGULL WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED PLEASE OBSERVE SONATINE PROTOCOL 3 AND FLEE THE PREDICTED IMPACT AREA +20%. ONLY EAT / DRINK NON PERISHABLE ITEMS IN SEALED CONTAINERS, DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING AT ALL, DO NOT LOOK UP WITH UNCOVERED EYES OR OPEN MOUTH, EVERYTHING WILL BE TOTALLY INFECTED AND POSSIBLY RADIOACTIVE AND WITH THIS HUMIDITY THERE WILL BE CONDENSATION CARRYING INFECTIOUS / TOXIC PARTICULATE BACK TO THE GROUND.

BEFORE ENTERING AN AREA OF SEMI PERMANENT SECURITY DISCARD CLOTHES SHAVE ALL BODY HAIR SCRUB EXPOSED SKIN AND AVOID TRACKING THE WASTE WATER INTO THE SECURE AREA.

DO NOT INVITE OR ALLOW STRANGERS INTO THE SECURE AREA.

DO NOT ASSUME POLICE CHECK POINTS ARE MANNED BY ACTUAL POLICE, DO NOT ASSUME MILITARY CHECKPOINTS ARE MANNED BY ACTUAL MILITARY. OBEY ORDERS BUT MAINTAIN RAPID EGRESS OPTIONS.

PETS SHOULD BE CONSUMED BEFORE NON PERISHABLE GOODS. DO NOT CONSUME ABANDONED PETS / LIVESTOCK / ANIMALS EXPOSED TO ELEMENTS. THEY WILL LIKELY BE SATURATED BY HEAVY METALS AND / OR RADIOACTIVITY WITHIN HOURS OF HURRICANES LANDING.

DRINK URINE INSTEAD OF RAIN WATER FOR 72 HOURS AFTER HURRICANES PASSING.

BODIES OF HUMANS AND ANIMALS SHOULD BE WRAPPED IN PLASTIC AND TAPED SHUT AND KEPT IN AN AREA PHYSICALLY SEPARATED UNTIL THEY CAN BE BURIED OFF-SITE SAFELY.

NEGATIVE AIR PRESSURE PROTOCOLS SHOULD BE OBSERVED.

[sonatine]

EVERYONE ON THE WEST COAST OF FLORIDA AND CENTRAL GULF WILL LIKELY BE DEAD BY NEXT FRIDAY.







DO NOT EAT THEIR CORPSES NO MATTER HOW HUNGRY YOU GET. BETTER TO FOCUS ON ANY LIVING PETS YOU CAN FORAGE AND COOK THEM UNTIL THE VIRAL / BACTERIAL COCKTAILS RAVAGING THEM ARE ESSENTIALLY CARBONIZED.

[devidee]

[Sanlmar]

We giving Chaps some kind of send off?

[sonatine]

chaps so stoked that something with a female name cares enough to inconvenience him.

[Dan Druff]

175 kph just outside Halifax?

Ouch.

We can't lose Chaps after all we've been through with him.

[ftpjesus]

We giving Chaps some kind of send off?

Have family in NS hope they get things situated soon. One is somewhat elderly (moms 1st cousin).

[Sanlmar]

Have family in NS hope they get things situated soon. One is somewhat elderly (moms 1st cousin).

I typically think of hurricanes as a warm water deal. Really interesting and a bit puzzling. I’m a hurricane noob so bear with me. Obviously the time has come to finally pay attention.

Hurricane Fiona could be ‘most intense storm on record’ to slam into Atlantic Canada

[sonatine]

THERE WILL BE CONDENSATION CARRYING INFECTIOUS / TOXIC PARTICULATE BACK TO THE GROUND.

As if the devastation of Hurricane Ian wasn't enough, in its wake a highly adaptable microscopic creature gained a foothold: a “flesh-eating” bug called Vibrio vulnificus.
Twenty-eight people were infected with this bacteria, which can quickly degrade skin cells, leach iron from blood, and lead to multiple organ failure. Seven of the infected died. “When you’re in a tropical environment with standstill water that’s very contaminated with debris and whatever else is baking in the sun—that is the perfect cocktail for this bacteria to develop,” says James Williams, an environmental specialist at the Florida Department of Health.


https://www.wired.com/story/hurrican...cteria-vibrio/