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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    By the way, I wouldn't be able to do this for the simple reason that I hate cheeseburgers. I only eat plain burgers, so any stuff on the burger would be a no-go for me. My only chance at finishing a meal like this would be if I liked the taste of everything.

    If you took away the cheese and the lettuce/tomato/sauce/whatever, I might be able to do it, but I'd feel really sick afterwards, so no chance I'd do it just for a free meal and a t-shirt. I would consider it if it were some kind of large prop bet, but again only if I was able to leave off the stuff I didn't like. There's no chance I could eat a lot of food I found unappetizing.

    How can you not like cheeseburgers? That's extremely un-American. Almost grounds for deportation.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    By the way, I wouldn't be able to do this for the simple reason that I hate cheeseburgers. I only eat plain burgers, so any stuff on the burger would be a no-go for me. My only chance at finishing a meal like this would be if I liked the taste of everything.

    If you took away the cheese and the lettuce/tomato/sauce/whatever, I might be able to do it, but I'd feel really sick afterwards, so no chance I'd do it just for a free meal and a t-shirt. I would consider it if it were some kind of large prop bet, but again only if I was able to leave off the stuff I didn't like. There's no chance I could eat a lot of food I found unappetizing.

    How can you not like cheeseburgers? That's extremely un-American. Almost grounds for deportation.
    A dry hamburger?

    Does Druff get upset if his vegetables touch the potatoes on his plate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
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    This is from nearly two years ago, probably from around the time the Luxor's Public House burger challenge first started. Spoiler: she says (at that time) it has never been done before and she...does it! Pretty gross, I skipped to the end. Her buddy does it too.

    I also found it gross watching her stuffing her face and licking her fingers constantly, and fast forwarded as well.

    I saw this before I posted the thread, but didn't include the video because I couldn't find proof she actually finished it. She doesn't show the t-shirt or the money taken off the bill, right?

    I don't trust anything from a YouTube "influencer" unless I see pretty convincing proof.
    Professional Youtube challenge eaters can earn a significant income based on their popularity. This popularity requires authenticity.
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    The people that do this stuff go through very significant physiological changes to their stomach etc. It is actually quite disgusting but to each his own I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post


    How can you not like cheeseburgers? That's extremely un-American. Almost grounds for deportation.
    A dry hamburger?

    Does Druff get upset if his vegetables touch the potatoes on his plate?
    Not dry. I put a lot of ketchup on it.

    Ben likes it similar, except with pickles and a little ketchup.

    Cheeseburgers never appealed to me.

     
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    Randy Santel and Katina Eats Kilos could do it. Randy is fond of showing off his sweet t Shirts. He videos his challenges. 1000+ wins

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    A dry hamburger?

    Does Druff get upset if his vegetables touch the potatoes on his plate?
    Not dry. I put a lot of ketchup on it.

    Ben likes it similar, except with pickles and a little ketchup.

    Cheeseburgers never appealed to me.
    Jesus wept, you sure are an odd duck Todd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    By the way, I wouldn't be able to do this for the simple reason that I hate cheeseburgers. I only eat plain burgers, so any stuff on the burger would be a no-go for me. My only chance at finishing a meal like this would be if I liked the taste of everything.

    If you took away the cheese and the lettuce/tomato/sauce/whatever, I might be able to do it, but I'd feel really sick afterwards, so no chance I'd do it just for a free meal and a t-shirt. I would consider it if it were some kind of large prop bet, but again only if I was able to leave off the stuff I didn't like. There's no chance I could eat a lot of food I found unappetizing.

    How can you not like cheeseburgers? That's extremely un-American. Almost grounds for deportation.
    fucking republicans, man

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Not dry. I put a lot of ketchup on it.

    Ben likes it similar, except with pickles and a little ketchup.

    Cheeseburgers never appealed to me.
    Jesus wept, you sure are an odd duck Todd.
    I've been vegetarian for more than a decade but looking back at all the ookouts, restaurant burgers etc. I'm honestly not aure I ever had a plain hamburger in my life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post



    The Luxor has the "Do It In Public Challenge", where you have to eat 4 double cheeseburgers, a basket of "loaded" fries, and drink a 22 ounce shake in 30 minutes.

    If you do, you get it free, and you get some T-shirt commemorating your willingness to risk your long term health to get a free meal and a t-shirt.

    They don't state how large the patties are. but I'm guessing they are 1/2 pound, making it 4 pounds of meat, plus a ton of cheese and bread, plus the fries and shake.

    But of course, there's a catch. It's 79 fucking dollars. So if you fail, you'll be out $79 plus tax plus tip just to overstuff yourself with burgers.

    I don't know if anyone has successfully done this in the 30 minutes allotted. Some YouTube videos exist of this being eaten, but they don't show proof they really finished it all.



    You guys have seen me eat on Live at the Bike. Do you think I could do this?
    Are you aware that competitive eaters tend to be thin, not overweight? Because if they were overweight, the fat in their abdomen would restrict how much their stomach can expand as they stuff food into it.

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    shut the fuck up mumbles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    shut the fuck up mumbles.
    You’re just jealous that your body type doesn’t allow you to be a competitive eater.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post



    The Luxor has the "Do It In Public Challenge", where you have to eat 4 double cheeseburgers, a basket of "loaded" fries, and drink a 22 ounce shake in 30 minutes.

    If you do, you get it free, and you get some T-shirt commemorating your willingness to risk your long term health to get a free meal and a t-shirt.

    They don't state how large the patties are. but I'm guessing they are 1/2 pound, making it 4 pounds of meat, plus a ton of cheese and bread, plus the fries and shake.

    But of course, there's a catch. It's 79 fucking dollars. So if you fail, you'll be out $79 plus tax plus tip just to overstuff yourself with burgers.

    I don't know if anyone has successfully done this in the 30 minutes allotted. Some YouTube videos exist of this being eaten, but they don't show proof they really finished it all.

    You guys have seen me eat on Live at the Bike. Do you think I could do this?
    I know I couldn’t. I’m too fat. No room for my stomach to expand. But this Brit competitive eater DESTROYED a similar sized meal in less than 20 minutes. And one of the patrons at the pub didn’t think he could do it because he wasn’t fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    And you don’t have to be tall to be a competitive eater. Case in point, this chick.

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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    That competitive eating chick again. This time taking on one of Druff’s onetime favorite snack foods. But should probably give an LPR relapse trigger warning.

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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    I took the Mooie Challenge! The Mooie Challenge is a huge bowl filled with 16 scoops of ice cream, 4 cupcakes, 3 cookies, and a fudge covered banana!" If you eat it all, you will get your picture put in the Mooie hall of fame, and a free T-Shirt!" The Mooie Challenge is $35.00, but it is free if you actually finish EVERY bite. " I took the challenge and failed. I was actually smiling when I took my ,"I failed the Mooie Challenge!" Photo! LMAO! 😀

    Mooie's has gone out of business. Shame as the ice cream and other treats were good...

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dive_Bar_Dave View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
    This is from nearly two years ago, probably from around the time the Luxor's Public House burger challenge first started. Spoiler: she says (at that time) it has never been done before and she...does it! Pretty gross, I skipped to the end. Her buddy does it too.

    Pretty impressive eating for a medium sized woman. Disgusting too. But I couldn't look away...
    The guy who did the challenge with her demolished a burger meal that was more than twice as large in under 30 minutes.

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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    I ate a triple baconater from Wendys about 1/3 of burgers in pictures no easy feat, along with frenchfries

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