Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

[Karen Nathan]

The Doctors and nurses later finished working on Billy for the time being. Billy was hungry and thirsty and doctors told him he could only eat and drink liquid foods. They soon brought him cream of broccoli soup and water.



Axl fed Billy the cream of broccoli soup and gave him the water. Jimmy, James, Andy and Mike massaged Billy's stomach wound. Billy smiled weakly, happy that his brothers and boyfriend were taking care of him.



The medical staff were amused by how deep CCCR love went for each other. It was easy to see the deep bond between all 6 of them. The medical staff left.



Andy couldn't believe he tried to sell out Axl for $5,000. James couldn't believe he temporarily threw away a good brotherly friendship with Jimmy for a temporary fling with Allison that was already over. Jimmy couldn't believe he landed James in the hospital over Allison. All three were grateful all of them were forgiven.



On Social Media, Billy getting shot was already viral. The Shooter, a man named Martin Charles Gordon was already in custody for shooting Billy.



Axl said ,"Never trust a man who's three names could all be either a first name or a last name. "



CCCR wryly said,"Like Michael Randall Johnson?" They all winked at Axl.



Axl smiled wryly. "Not my real name, it was a fake name that showed up on my fake ID. I couldn't run around admitting that I was Axl Rose at the time who had traveled from 1987 to 2022 for obvious reasons."



CCCR all admitted Axl had solid points. They all told him they were glad that Axl ended up in 2022 with them. Axl said he was glad too.



Billy felt a little better. His shooter was in Custody and he had four brothers and a boyfriend who all loved him dearly and he was going to survive the gunshot to his stomach.



Billy soon fell asleep again. Claven Records called Axl's phone and asked how Billy was holding up after getting shot in the stomach.



Axl responded,"He's relatively doing okay. He's going to survive which is what makes all of us happy."



Claven Records were like,"It's good that Billy survived and is doing relatively okay." Claven Records did a pause.



Axl prompted them to go on.



Claven Records continued,"We feel bad about temporarily suspending Billy from Cream Rose now that he could have died. We'd love to reinstate Billy back into Cream Rose."



Axl told Claven Records to hold on and they did



Axl told them that Claven Records felt guilty about temporarily suspending Billy from Cream Rose now that he could have died and wanted to reinstate Billy.



CCCR all were okay with Billy being reinstated back to Cream Rose and Axl smiled and told Claven Records the good news. Claven Records were happy.



CCCR all chatted minus Billy who was still asleep.



Billy woke up soon and the majority of CCCR told Billy the good news that Claven Records wanted to reinstate Billy back into Cream Rose.



Billy was hesitant. He had been the intended Victim the first time, Axl got shot multiple times protecting him, John Wilson broke into their house and nearly murdered Billy, Cake Cream and Axl were all nearly bombed, he almost burned to death(Okay, that one was all his own fault), and now some random guy shot him in his stomach, trying to murder him. Billy wasn't so sure he wanted to be part of Cream Rose anymore. He told CCCR his feelings and they understood Billy's hesitations.



All of CCCR acknowledged that Billy had perfectly good reasons for being hesitant about being in Cream Rose.



Billy called Claven Records and told him he was hesitant about being part of Cream Rose again. He told them his reasons and Claven Records acknowledged Billy was completely right to feel hesitant. Billy thanked them and was welcomed. Claven Records and Billy chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Billy couldn't believe he basically just quit Cream Rose, but knew his life had been in danger multiple times. CCCR all knew Billy had valid reasons for basically quitting Cream Rose. The Guy had nearly DIED five times in just the last couple of months, although one of them was completely his own fault. Billy didn't like letting Fans down, but he knew he had to protect his life. CCCR all knew Billy had to protect his life.

[Karen Nathan]

James, Jimmy, Andy, and Mike all fell asleep. Billy was still in a lot of pain. He said he wanted a painkiller.


Axl pointed out that Billy was a Cocaine Addict and needed to be careful when it came to painkillers. Billy was like,"Please Axl, I feel like my insides are on fire. I'll take anything to help with this burning pain."


Axl gently caressed Billy's hair and told him he'd call for Billy's doctor. Billy smiled weakly.


Axl called Billy's Doctor and the Doctor came and Billy told him he was in a lot of pain.


The Doctor asked if Billy took any drugs or special medicines.


Billy and Axl looked at each other uneasily, both thinking about Billy's Cocaine Addiction.


Axl was like,"Just tell him, Billy. Tell him the truth about it. He can help with your pain if he knows about it.


Billy took a deep breath and said,"I'm a Cocaine Addict and take Subutex to counteract the Cocaine Addiction.


Axl nodded.


The Doctor was like,"I'll give you Gromdian, a pain killer specifically for Cocaine and Subutex Users. You'll feel better soon, buddy.


Axl and Billy smiled and thanked the Doctor and were welcomed. The Doctor left and came back with Gromdian. Billy took the Gromdian and soon felt better. He thanked the Doctor once again and was welcomed.

The Doctor left. Axl and Billy chatted and then both fell asleep.

[Karen Nathan]

Everyone woke up later. Axl looked at CCCR deeply and wondered about the future of CCCR now that Billy basically quit CCCR.



Axl thought about Lilo And Stitch and how Ohana meant "Nobody gets left behind." Maybe they all should basically quit CCCR since Billy did.



He told CCCR,"In Lilo And Stitch, Ohana means nobody gets left behind. Since Billy basically quit CCCR, we all should basically quit CCCR too."



CCCR giggled.



Axl asked them confused,"What's so funny?"



Jimmy responded,"In Lilo And Stitch, the quote is,"Ohana means Family, and Family means no one gets left behind."



CCCR confirmed this.



Axl was like,"Okay. We are a family, and we shouldn't leave Billy behind by continuing CCCR without him."



CCCR all agreed it wouldn't be right to continue CCCR without Billy. Billy felt kind of guilty, but happy his Boyfriend and brothers were willing to basically quit CCCR in solidarity with him and to support him.



Claven Records were called and James, Jimmy, Andy, Mike, and Axl all said they were basically quitting CCCR in solidarity and support of Billy.



Claven Records were like,"That's disappointing, but we respect your decisions." They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up. Timothy soon called and said he was coming to the hospital to check on Billy and have them sign paperwork that stated they all basically quit CCCR. They all agreed. They chatted with him and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Timothy soon came and checked on Billy, and gave them all,"Basically quitting CCCR," contracts.



CCCR all read, understood agreed and signed the Contracts. Timothy thanked them and they all chatted and soon Timothy left.







CCCR couldn't believe they all basically quit CCCR for Billy, but knew it was the right decision. They all went on Social Media and announced that they all decided to basically quit CCCR for Billy.



Fans were disappointed, but understood.



Axl said to CCCR, "Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now?"



CCCR all smiled, but Axl really didn't know where they went now. They basically agreed to stop their income with no more live CCCR shows for the time being.

[Karen Nathan]

Axl got a call from the Marriott Hotel offering their apologies for Billy getting shot and offered them a huge secure Penthouse Suite



Axl responded thoughtfully,"Billy won't get to enjoy the huge secure Penthouse since he's laying up in a hospital bed after being shot in his stomach."



It's a REALLY good Penthouse Suite. We're offering it to you guys free of charge and we'll make it three months. Axl told the Marriott to hold on and they did.



Axl told CCCR what the Marriott was offering and James, Andy, Mike, and Jimmy were all okay with it but Billy had his doubts, being he was a gunshot victim lying in a hospital room. The rest of CCCR agreed Billy had valid doubts.



Axl suggested a unanimous vote if they take the Penthouse Suite or not. James, Andy, Mike and Jimmy all wanted the Penthouse Suite.



Billy begrudgingly agreed to the Penthouse Suite. He knew his Brothers all wanted the Penthouse Suite and he knew it was all his fault they had to be in the hotel in the first place.



It was settled. Axl spoke to the Marriott Hotel and told them they all agreed to the Penthouse Suite.



The Marriott was like,"Okay, excellent." They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Axl said that he should check out the Penthouse Suite and they all agreed.



Axl went to the Hotel and went to the Marriott and was upset to see that the Marriott staff had already taken out CCCR personal possessions and put them in the Penthouse Suite without CCCR permission. He spoke up and The Marriott Hotel apologized for moving their items without permission and offered them $6,000 in meal comps. Axl accepted their apologies and the $6,000. He was given 6 Keycards and thanked the Marriott Hotel and was welcomed.



He went to the Penthouse Suite and enjoyed the spacious and luxurious Penthouse. There were 6 beds which was ridiculous as Billy and Axl slept in the same bed, but it was a nice gesture nonetheless. It was fully furnished and comfortable. Axl felt he could forget his troubles for a while and just truly relax and unwind. Axl drank some wine, ate some chocolates, took a luxurious bath, dried off, put on pajamas, ordered room service, ate, watched some TV, and fell asleep.

[Karen Nathan]

Axl woke up the next morning. He had a luxurious breakfast, showered, and got ready for the day. He locked up and went back to the hospital. He told CCCR about his luxurious night in the Penthouse Suite. CCCR were excited and James, Jimmy Andy and Mike were excited to be getting their own luxurious Penthouse Suite experience. Billy looked upset. CCCR felt bad that Billy wouldn't be able to enjoy the luxurious Penthouse Suite until he recovered from his gunshot wound.



Axl said,"James, Jimmy, Andy and Mike, you guys all go have the luxurious Penthouse Suite experience and I'll stay here with Billy. Billy smiled gratefully. James, Andy Mike and Jimmy all asked Billy if he was okay with them having the luxurious Penthouse Suite experience while he was in the hospital.



Billy said he was okay with it. Axl was fine with it too.



Soon, James, Andy, Mike and Jimmy all left to go to the Penthouse Suite while Billy and Axl stayed behind.



Axl felt a little resentful that he was stuck with Billy in a hospital, and not having a blast in the luxurious Penthouse Suite, but his conscience said,"Billy hid you in his house from the Authorities when you were a Fugitive. Billy was the only one who visited you in jail. You should stay with him." Axl fed Billy more cream of broccoli soup and gave him more water. He gently caressed Billy's hair while Billy looked at him contently. Axl smiled back. They watched TV together.



Billy's Doctors and nurses came and did more medical work on Billy and then left.



Billy soon fell asleep.



Axl called W and said,"Axl, I'm worried about Billy. I love him so much and he's lying up in a hospital room, with a gunshot wound to his stomach. " Axl cried.



W was like,"Let's just be grateful he survived. Let's be grateful he's still here with us."



Axl also opened up to W about how he felt resentful that he was stuck in a hospital room with Billy when he could have been relaxing in the luxurious Penthouse Suite.



W responded,"I can see why you feel resentful, but Billy should be out of the hospital soon and then both of you can enjoy the luxurious Penthouse Suite. Right now, Billy needs your support and love in the hospital room. Billy's been through a lot. He needs his boyfriend to support and love him."



Axl thanked W for his advice. He was welcomed and they chatted for a while and said their goodbyes and hung up.



Axl looked at Billy sleeping and thought of all the emotions he was feeling for Billy.



Love, compassion, anger, fear, sadness, resentfulness. He was mad at Billy for setting the house on fire with his Cocaine Addiction in the first place and landing all of them in a temporary Hotel in the first place like homeless People. He was scared that Billy was a gunshot victim. He was sad that Billy nearly died, multiple times. He was in love with Billy and loved how kind, loving, sweet, Billy was. He was compassionate to Billy's plight. He was resentful that he was stuck in a Hotel Room with Billy rather than relaxing in the luxurious Penthouse Suite.



Billy soon woke up and said,"I love you Axl." Axl smiled.



The "I love you, Axl," did it for Axl. Billy's love for Axl made it all worthwhile. Axl said,"I love you too, Billy." Billy smiled back.



Billy and Axl chatted for a while and then both fell asleep.

[Karen Nathan]

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[Karen Nathan]

They woke up later. The Doctors and nurses worked on Billy again. Billy wondered when he'd be able to leave the Hospital. The Doctors and Nurses said he should be able to leave soon. Axl and Billy smiled. The Doctors smiled back. They finished working on Billy and left. Axl fed Billy more cream of broccoli and gave him more water.

Billy thanked Axl for taking good care of him. Axl smiled and welcomed him. He kissed Billy on his forehead. Soon, James, Andy, Mike, and Jimmy came to visit Billy. They had locked the Penthouse Suite. They asked Billy how he was feeling. Billy smiled wryly and said he felt better than when he was first shot. Everyone smiled back.

They all hung out in Billy's hospital room. The Doctors said that Billy might have to stay about one more week in the hospital. Billy wanted to go home, but he knew he needed to recuperate in the hospital. Axl told him he would stay with him throughout his hospital stay. James, Jimmy, Andy and Mike said they would visit. Hospital policies didn't allow all of them to stay the entire week, only Axl as Billy's Boyfriend and Power Of Attorney.

Billy smiled.

The week went by with Axl staying with Billy and being a Caregiver for Billy. The rest of CCCR visited often. Billy was taken really good care of in the hospital.

Billy was released after another week and they went to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite. Billy was grateful he was out of the hospital and could relax in the Luxurious Penthouse Suite. Billy was able to eat solid food. They ordered Room Service and had Lobster, steak, French fries, soda, water, and chocolate cake with ice cream.

CCCR was happy Billy was with them. Billy was happy too. Billy once again apologized for setting the house on fire by accident. They all accepted his apologies. Axl decided to draw up Contracts that stated that only them 6 would ever know for sure that Billy was the one who accidentally set the house on fire. He drew up the Contracts, and everyone read, understood agreed and signed the Contracts. Axl smiled and they all smiled back. Axl digitally stored the Contracts. He and CCCR relaxed more.

They watched the News and Martin had gotten beat up by CCCR Fans who were also incarcerated themselves. CCCR all laughed.

On Social Media, Fans lamented the fact that CCCR basically quit.

Axl thought of a good idea. Why not have CCCR have one final show, a farewell Show, and have this one be the best Show out of all of the shows? He told CCCR his idea, and they were all on board with it.

They practiced for the final CCCR show.

[Karen Nathan]

They called Claven Records and told them their plan of having a Final Farewell Show. Claven Records were on board with this. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



CCCR announced a Final Farewell Show for tomorrow and fans were excited. News quickly spread.



They chilled until the next day.



The next day, it was the day of the Final Farewell Show. They woke up, ate, and got ready for the day. They gave Wild Guns free front row tickets and they practiced and then it was time to go to James L Knight Center and they went. They had hired bomb experts and extra Security. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. Wild Guns and CCCR all chatted amicably. Soon it was time for the show to get ready to start and CCCR went on stage.



Wild Guns was in the front row smiling at them proudly. CCCR all smiled back.



They couldn't believe this was the Final Farewell Show for CCCR and 100,000 Fans showed up to see them! They were excited. The show started behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers. This show was the longest they ever did, as they performed EVERY song from All The Sweet Filling, Tasty Cake Reloaded, Bronze Cake, and Cream Rose, a total of 40 songs. The show was phenomenal and Fans cheered wildly. CCCR were really into it and knew this was the Final Farewell Show for CCCR. Wild Guns also cheered wildly. CCCR was happy. At the final sendoff, the crowd applause was deafening in a good way. CCCR all graciously bowed and thanked the Fans for supporting them for four Albums! The crowd welcomed them. The show was over and Wild Guns and CCCR went to a Restaurant to celebrate. They had a nice steak dinner and ate and paid.



They said their goodbyes and CCCR went back to the Penthouse Suite. Already the Final Farewell Show went viral and Fans were like,"What a phenomenal Show CCCR did today! What a wonderful final goodbye!



CCCR all blushed happily. On Social Media, it was pointed out how interesting that CCCR had their Debut, their Sophomore, their Junior, and their Senior albums, had won 6 Grammys, had to return 5 of them, were the Wealthiest Band in the world, even being put in Guinness World Records, were world wide famous, went through irrelevancy, had a comeback, made another Album, and now had their Final Farewell Show all within just a couple of months! They lived a full career within just a couple of months! CCCR all blushed more happily. They showered and got ready for bed and fell asleep.

[PROUDBOY MAGA 2024]

They called Claven Records and told them their plan of having a Final Farewell Show. Claven Records were on board with this. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



CCCR announced a Final Farewell Show for tomorrow and fans were excited. News quickly spread.



They chilled until the next day.



The next day, it was the day of the Final Farewell Show. They woke up, ate, and got ready for the day. They gave Wild Guns free front row tickets and they practiced and then it was time to go to James L Knight Center and they went. They had hired bomb experts and extra Security. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. Wild Guns and CCCR all chatted amicably. Soon it was time for the show to get ready to start and CCCR went on stage.



Wild Guns was in the front row smiling at them proudly. CCCR all smiled back.



They couldn't believe this was the Final Farewell Show for CCCR and 100,000 Fans showed up to see them! They were excited. The show started behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers. This show was the longest they ever did, as they performed EVERY song from All The Sweet Filling, Tasty Cake Reloaded, Bronze Cake, and Cream Rose, a total of 40 songs. The show was phenomenal and Fans cheered wildly. CCCR were really into it and knew this was the Final Farewell Show for CCCR. Wild Guns also cheered wildly. CCCR was happy. At the final sendoff, the crowd applause was deafening in a good way. CCCR all graciously bowed and thanked the Fans for supporting them for four Albums! The crowd welcomed them. The show was over and Wild Guns and CCCR went to a Restaurant to celebrate. They had a nice steak dinner and ate and paid.



They said their goodbyes and CCCR went back to the Penthouse Suite. Already the Final Farewell Show went viral and Fans were like,"What a phenomenal Show CCCR did today! What a wonderful final goodbye!



CCCR all blushed happily. On Social Media, it was pointed out how interesting that CCCR had their Debut, their Sophomore, their Junior, and their Senior albums, had won 6 Grammys, had to return 5 of them, were the Wealthiest Band in the world, even being put in Guinness World Records, were world wide famous, went through irrelevancy, had a comeback, made another Album, and now had their Final Farewell Show all within just a couple of months! They lived a full career within just a couple of months! CCCR all blushed more happily. They showered and got ready for bed and fell asleep.

One step closer to Garrett the infamous minus King !

[PROUDBOY MAGA 2024]

They called Claven Records and told them their plan of having a Final Farewell Show. Claven Records were on board with this. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



CCCR announced a Final Farewell Show for tomorrow and fans were excited. News quickly spread.



They chilled until the next day.



The next day, it was the day of the Final Farewell Show. They woke up, ate, and got ready for the day. They gave Wild Guns free front row tickets and they practiced and then it was time to go to James L Knight Center and they went. They had hired bomb experts and extra Security. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. Wild Guns and CCCR all chatted amicably. Soon it was time for the show to get ready to start and CCCR went on stage.



Wild Guns was in the front row smiling at them proudly. CCCR all smiled back.



They couldn't believe this was the Final Farewell Show for CCCR and 100,000 Fans showed up to see them! They were excited. The show started behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers. This show was the longest they ever did, as they performed EVERY song from All The Sweet Filling, Tasty Cake Reloaded, Bronze Cake, and Cream Rose, a total of 40 songs. The show was phenomenal and Fans cheered wildly. CCCR were really into it and knew this was the Final Farewell Show for CCCR. Wild Guns also cheered wildly. CCCR was happy. At the final sendoff, the crowd applause was deafening in a good way. CCCR all graciously bowed and thanked the Fans for supporting them for four Albums! The crowd welcomed them. The show was over and Wild Guns and CCCR went to a Restaurant to celebrate. They had a nice steak dinner and ate and paid.



They said their goodbyes and CCCR went back to the Penthouse Suite. Already the Final Farewell Show went viral and Fans were like,"What a phenomenal Show CCCR did today! What a wonderful final goodbye!



CCCR all blushed happily. On Social Media, it was pointed out how interesting that CCCR had their Debut, their Sophomore, their Junior, and their Senior albums, had won 6 Grammys, had to return 5 of them, were the Wealthiest Band in the world, even being put in Guinness World Records, were world wide famous, went through irrelevancy, had a comeback, made another Album, and now had their Final Farewell Show all within just a couple of months! They lived a full career within just a couple of months! CCCR all blushed more happily. They showered and got ready for bed and fell asleep.

One step closer to Garrett the infamous minus King !

I pulled a mickeycrimm, I gave a green by mistake ! Problem fixed

[Karen Nathan]

They woke up the next day and got ready for the day and ate.

They wondered how they would make more money now that they basically quit CCCR.

Axl had an idea. Maybe he could get them to sell Cake Cream name to him?



Axl said,"Jimmy, James, Andy, Mike, and Billy, how do you feel about selling the Cake Cream name and rights to me? I mean, I'm already your Power Of Attorney, your Lawyer, your Manager, and the Songwriter for all Cake Cream songs except the Cake Cream Demo. Besides, I saved you guys multiple times. I'll be a good Cake Cream name and rights owner and can guarantee that the money can keep rolling in. You'll be set for LIFE.

James, Jimmy, Mike, Andy, and Billy all thought this out seriously and considerably and trusted Axl immensely already, and he did save them multiple times. They decided to sell the Cake Cream rights and name to him. Axl pointed out they should probably go to Claven Records and buy the Cake Cream name back. They agreed he had a good point.

They went to Claven Records and said they wanted to buy back the Cake Cream name and rights. They offered Claven Records a combined 120 Million to buy back Cake Cream name and rights. Claven Records was interested.

Axl drew up Contracts that stated that Claven Records would be selling the Cake Cream name and rights. Claven Records read, understood agreed and signed. A Janitor was called to sign as Witness and he did. He was thanked and he welcomed them. Cake Cream and Axl all Zelled Claven Records $20 Million each and Claven Records gave back Cake Cream name and rights. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and CCCR all left.

They went back to the Penthouse Suite and Axl drew up Contracts that stated he would be the sole owner of the Cake Cream name and would pay them 100 million each. They all read, understood, agreed and signed Axl called a Hotel Manager and had him sign as Witness. The Hotel Manager was thanked and he welcomed them. He soon left.

Axl Zelled each Cake Cream Member 100 Million each. Cake Cream name and rights now solely belonged to Axl!

Axl and Cake Cream were ecstatic! Axl took them all out to dinner to celebrate at a REALLY expensive restaurant, one where the meals were an average of $1,000 a person. They had a very nice meal and chatted amicably.

Axl said,"Thank you guys for selling the Cake Cream name and rights to me. It means a lot to me," Axl was grateful.

Cake Cream all were like,"You're welcome, Axl. Everybody smiled. They soon finished eating and drinking and paid and left.

[Karen Nathan]

Axl and Cake Cream chilled at the luxurious Penthouse Suite and went to sleep.



When they awoke, Cake Cream and Axl ate and got ready for the day.



SNL called Axl's cellphone and wondered if Cake Cream was interested in performing as the Musical Guests. Axl told SNL to hold on and they did. He asked Cake Cream if they were interested in being Musical Guests for SNL in a couple of days.



James, Jimmy, Mike, and Andy were all up for this, but Billy was apprehensive. Axl pointed out SNL would be one of the safest places to perform. James, Andy, Mike, and Jimmy all backed up Axl and Billy was like,"Okay, I'm in. Everyone smiled. Axl went back to the SNL phone call and told them they were all in. SNL was happy and Axl and SNL chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Cake Cream and Axl all practiced for the SNL show. SNL called each Cake Cream Member and they all chatted about the plans.



They chilled until it was the day of the SNL show. Axl begged Cake Cream not to do anything shocking or controversial like ripping up a picture of Jesus or The President. They all agreed not to do anything shocking or controversial. Axl smiled. They ate and got ready for the day. They took a LYFT to Miami International Airport and were processed at the airport and flew to New York City, having a luxurious first class experience and were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. In New York, they did some sightseeing and ate, just having fun.



Soon it was almost time for the SNL show. They took a LYFT to SNL Building and practiced and did soundcheck. SNL started and when it was time for them to perform, they went on and performed the very upbeat All The Right Words, the biggest Cake Cream song ever. They were really good and the Audience went wild, cheering happily. They couldn't believe in a good way that they were performing on SNL, one of the biggest platforms to be performing on. The All The Right Words SNL performance was a huge hit.



SNL show continued and then it was time for their second song. They performed The Hurt Song, a slow and melancholy ballad of hurt and pain. They were really good. The Audience loved this too. They cheered wildly. After the final call, Cake Cream and Axl took a bow to more wild cheering. SNL was soon over.



Cake Cream and Axl went to a secure penthouse suite in New York City and ate, chilled and fell asleep. When they woke up, they got ready for the day and ate and went to New York City international airport and got processed and went on a luxurious first class flight back to Miami International Airport and got processed and took a LYFT back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite in the Local Marriott and unpacked and slept.

[Karen Nathan]

They woke up the next day and ate and got ready for the day. The SNL Show went viral. Cake Cream Fans loved it. Cake Cream and Axl were happy. Axl decided to take a good listen to his Proteges, Mentorees , Clients, Friends, Cake Cream's music. Axl realized that Cake Cream were actually more like The New Beatles. He told Cake Cream his thoughts and they were excited. They liked The Beatles and were happy to to be told they were like this Generation's Beatles. To be sure, Axl told Cake Cream to perform "Come Together." They performed Come Together and sounded almost like The Beatles.



Axl told them to perform Welcome To The Jungle, and they did. They really didn't sound anything like Welcome To The Jungle. Wild Water was the new Guns N'Roses, Cake Cream was basically the New Beatles.



Axl and Cake Cream decided to go to the library. Axl, using the library's Computer, made a new email and went on Reddit and was like,"I think Cake Cream is more like The New Beatles. Cake Cream giggled. In a few minutes, a Poster responded,"I couldn't put my finger on it exactly who Cake Cream sounds like, I knew they didn't sound like Guns N'Roses, it's definitely The Beatles who they sound like, thank you for saying that. Axl and Cake Cream all smiled at each other.



On YouTube under a All The Right Words video, Axl posted something like Cake Cream sounds kind of like The Beatles. A few minutes later, a Poster responded,"Yep, you're right. Cake Cream does kind of sound like The Beatles."



Cake Cream and Axl all looked at each other and laughed. They chilled in the library for about an extra hour and went to lunch and had nice steak dinners and paid and left.

[Karen Nathan]

They went to the Penthouse and chilled until the next day. They woke up and got ready for the day. Cake Cream and Axl went to the mall. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. They were congratulated on their SNL Show by Fans. They welcomed them and Fans asked for Autographs and Selfies. They obliged their Fans. Their Fans thanked them and they were welcomed.



A Fan said,"Axl, it's a damn shame you aren't able to bury the hatchet with Kurt and record a song with him in 2022. You and he would have made a phenomenal Duet with both of your dynamic voices. It's a shame that Kurt has been dead since 1994.



Axl, thinking of Kurt Loder, said,"Kurt Loder is still alive and he's definitely not a Singer. Kurt Loder and I didn't and don't have a feud."



The Fan responded,"I'm talking about Kurt Cobain, not Kurt Loder."



Axl responded,"Who the hell is Kurt Cobain?"



The Fan responded,"He was the Lead Singer of Nirvana. You and he had a major Feud in the early 90's.



Axl responded,"I'm from 1987, so I wouldn't remember a Feud I had with someone from the early 90's. Hell, I didn't even know what November Rain from 1991 was when I heard it in a TJ Maxx Store this year!



The Fan smiled weakly. "It would have been phenomenal for you and Kurt Cobain to have made up."



Axl responded,"I guess. "



The Fan and he chatted with each other for a long time about Kurt Cobain and Axl. The Fan had been filming this whole thing. Every second of this. Cake Cream and Axl knew this would be going viral soon. Axl was a lot better with being filmed now then when Brian Washington was snapping pictures of him a couple of months ago.



The Fan asked for a Selfie and an Autograph and Axl obliged her. She thanked him and was welcomed. She soon left.



Cake Cream and Axl did mall shopping and went to lunch at the food court. More Fans asked for Autographs and Selfies and they obliged their Fans. The Fans were grateful.



Cake Cream and Axl ate and drank and went back to the hotel.



Sure enough, the Fan's impromptu Interview about Axl and Kurt Cobain went viral. Cake Cream and Axl smiled. They knew it was going to go viral.

[The Boz]

You have been very active today. I saw you posted on VCT a list of all the casinos in Miami you shit on the floor at. While bitching about how you are treated at chicken joints.

[Karen Nathan]

Cake Cream all took naps. Axl stayed awake. A Fan on Social Media wondered if Older Axl could be the Father's of any Cake Cream Members. Axl responded,"No because Cake Cream and I already did DNA Paternity Testing and I none of Cake Cream are my Sons. Older Axl and I have the exact same DNA, so that means Older Axl isn't the father of any Cake Cream Members."

The Fan responded, "But you and Older Axl are two different People."

Axl responded,"I wasn't having sex in 1995 and 1996, the years the Cake Cream Members were conceived and or born, so I am not any of their Fathers. Please drop this."

The Fan responded,"It wouldn't hurt to ask Older Axl to do a DNA Paternity Testing for all of Cake Cream.

Axl responded,"Do you not see how CREEPY me asking my Older Self to do DNA Paternity for all of Cake Cream would be since it turned out that none of Cake Cream are my Sons?"

The Fan responded,"Afraid Billy turns out to be Older Axl's Son? The Fan winked. Axl cringed. One of his greatest fears was that Billy would turn out to be his Son, a fear that was alleviated when the DNA Paternity Test showed that NONE of Cake Cream were his Sons. If Billy turned out to be Older Axl's Son, but not Axl's Son, that would mean that Axl and Billy were basically BROTHERS. YUCK!

Axl reluctantly said,"Okay, I'm in. I'm going to ask Older Axl to take DNA Paternity Tests for all of Cake Cream "

The Fan responded,"Good!" And smiled.

Axl and the Fan chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes.

[Karen Nathan]

Axl pondered what to do. Cake Cream Members all woke up a little while later. Axl asked each and every one of them how they felt about asking Older Axl to do DNA Paternity Testing for all of them.

Jimmy, James, Billy, Andy, and Mike were all like,"Didn't we already do DNA Paternity with you? And it turned out that none of us are your Sons? Don't you and Older Axl have the same DNA?

Axl responded,"Yes, but you tested only MY DNA and I am 25 physically. When I was 25 in 1987 , you guys weren't conceived or born yet and wouldn't be for about 8 or 9 years later. Chronologically, I am 60 or about 35 years older than you. Biologically, you guys are about a year older than me. So since Older Axl is 60, we should ask him to do DNA Paternity Testing. "

Cake Cream reluctantly agreed Axl had good points. They all agreed to ask Older Axl to do DNA Paternity Testing for all of them. Axl smiled.

Axl called Older Axl and asked him how he felt about doing DNA Paternity Testing for all of Cake Cream.

Older Axl said,"You and all of Cake Cream already did DNA Paternity Testing and it turned out that none of them are your Sons. You and I have the same DNA so that means I am not their Father either."

Axl pointed out Older Axl and himself were technically two different things and basically told him the same things he told Cake Cream a little while ago.

Older Axl asked,"Do Cake Cream want me to do DNA Paternity Testing for all of them?"

Axl responded,"Yes, they do."

Older Axl said,"Okay, " and Older Axl did a 7 way conference call on his phone and Jimmy, James, Billy, Axl, Andy, Axl and Older Axl had a 7 way conference where all of Cake Cream told Older Axl they wanted to do DNA Paternity Testing with him. Older Axl and Axl also chatted with each other about the possible DNA Paternity Testing soon. Soon, all 7 agreed for the new DNA Paternity Testing. They all chatted for a little while and then Older Axl said his goodbyes and they said them back and Older Axl hung up the phone.

They agreed to do DNA Paternity Testing with Older Axl tomorrow. Older Axl had agreed to this too.

[Karen Nathan]

Cake Cream and Axl all chilled until the next day. They woke up, ate and got ready for the day. Older Axl came to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and they all chatted. Older Axl was wearing a bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet. Older Axl couldn't believe he was going to do DNA Paternity Testing for Cake Cream when his younger self had already done DNA Paternity Testing for all of Cake Cream and none of them were Young Axl's Sons. Older Axl chuckled in incredulous disbelief. This was absurd and ridiculous, but he wanted to alleviate Axl's and all of Cake Cream's questions.

They left, locking the Penthouse Suite door and left the hotel.

They went to the DNA Paternity Testing site and at the DNA Paternity Testing site, a Receptionist pointed out that Young Axl was already proven to not be any of Cake Cream's Father.

Older Axl was like,"I know this is ridiculous and absurd, but Cake Cream and Axl want all new Paternity Testing for all of Cake Cream, except they want me tested this time." Cake Cream and Axl all blushed and admitted it was true. The Worker gave a "WTF?" Expression, but agreed to allow the DNA Paternity Testing for all of Cake Cream using Older Axl this time. Everyone thanked her and she confused was like,"You're welcome."

She called the Tester and he led them into the testing room and even he was like,"WTF?" Everyone blushed and admitted they wanted the new testings. He administered the new testings. In about an hour, they had their Results.

Older Axl was not the Father of any Cake Cream Members. There was the definitive answer. None of Cake Cream were Axl Roses's Sons. They thanked the Test Administrator and he welcomed them. They put the testing results on Social Media and Fans were like,"Okay, none of Cake Cream are Axl Rose's Sons." Axl thanked God Billy wasn't his or Older Axl's Son. Billy was grateful too.

They left and went to a local restaurant for lunch. Fans came to them and asked for Autographs and Selfies and they all obliged. The Fans were all happy. The Fans went back to their tables. Older Axl, Jimmy, Axl, James, Billy, Mike, and Andy all had a nice lunch and paid and left. They went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and had a nice time all hanging out and chilling.

[Tellafriend]

so where are we on the spectrum here?

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Chocolate volcanoes and princess diarrhea is hilarious!

Karen do you have crohns or ulcerative colitis? Just seems a bit more than irritable bowel.