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    Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

    This is an alternate version of my Young Axl Rose in 2022 story where I focus more on the relationship between Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream. My other story, Cake Cream wasn't even mentioned until Axl met them at Guns N'Roses Concert after he he been in 2022 for a few days .

    St. Louis Cake Cream Fans wanted to see Cake Cream do a show for them. Cake Cream was excited to do a St. Louis Concert, but Axl had his doubts.

    Axl scoffed to Cake Cream, "You guys want to do a St. Louis Show? You guys do remember I have future PTSD about St. Louis right? I have future flashbacks of the St. Louis Riot. I'm not sure I should be at a St. Louis Show with you guys. I still feel pissed off at St. Louis. I might snap or something."

    Cake Cream begged Axl,"Please? St. Louis Riot was 31 years ago and it's water under the bridge in 2022. We really want to do the St. Louis Show. Besides, Older Axl is fine with St. Louis."

    Axl said,"Hmm. Maybe Older Axl can accompany you to the St. Louis Show. You guys should go ahead and call Older Axl to go accompany you to the St Louis Show since he's fine with St. Louis. I'm sure he'd be fine with accompanying you guys to the St. Louis Show. I'm still not fine with St. Louis."

    Billy said,"We want YOU to accompany us to the St. Louis Show, not Older Axl."

    Cake Cream agreed.

    Axl looked at them all deeply and relented reluctantly. He gave in knowing how much this meant to Cake Cream.

    "Fine, do the St. Louis Show. I'll accompany you."

    Cake Cream smiled. Axl and Cake Cream made plans to do the St. Louis Show. They practiced. They bought First Class Plane tickets and were treated like Rockstars on the Airplane.

    Axl smiled at all of Cake Cream on the Airplane as they were served champagne, Lobster, steak, and chocolate cake and ice cream. Ina luxurious Lounge. Axl said,"This is a huge perk of being Rockstars. Getting served delicious food and champagne in a first class plane lounge. We're wealthy and can enjoy this." They smiled back.

    They had a nice plane ride and after the flight, they got a Limo to a Marriott Hotel and paid and walked to the Lobby. At the Front Hotel, they tried booking 6 different Rooms, but the Front Desk apologetically told them that that everyone of the rooms were booked except for room 213. They asked what Room 213 was and the Front Desk pointed out that Room 213 was suite that only had 3 beds.

    Meaning that two People had to share a bed. Cake Cream and Axl didn't usually sleep in the same bed with each other, there was 6 bedrooms in Billy's house, one for each Cake Cream Member and Axl. But in this hotel, they had no choice but to book the suite with only three beds. They booked it and settled in. They ordered Room Service and ate and drank, showered, watched some TV and got ready for bed. Axl and Billy slept in the same bed, Andy and Mike slept in the same bed, and Jimmy and James slept in the same bed. Cake Cream and Axl hoped the Media wouldn't find out that all six of them were sleeping in the same Suite rather than having their own rooms.

     
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    Cake Cream and Axl woke up and got ready for the day. They practiced for the St. Louis Show. They had Room Service food and drinks. They did some sightseeing in St. Louis. Axl had made everyone wear motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests despite not being at a Show yet. Cake Cream tried to ease Axl's worried mind about St. Louis by pointing out that MOST of the Crowd who would be seeing Cake Cream perform weren't born yet in 1991, they'd be around Cake Cream and Axl's ages, 20 something. Axl smiled. They had fun sightseeing. They ate. They got ready for the show.

    At the St. Louis Concert Hall Venue, they did Soundcheck and practiced. The St. Louis tickets for Cake Cream were once again $25. Axl had told them lower tickets were the way to go even if they were huge Superstars now. More People could afford to pay only $25 to see Cake Cream. 50,000 People showed up to watch Cake Cream! Axl and Cake Cream were proud. Axl still felt a little anxious about St. Louis, but he kept his emotions in check. Cake Cream had their very own Opening Act, Wild Water, another Rock Band which was a good Band. Cake Cream having their own Opening Act was proof they had made it big time in the Music Industry.

    Cake Cream did their set and they were really good. Axl provided backing vocals for Mike. The Crowd loved that and loved the Show. Axl and Cake Cream were happy. The Show was a long Show, about 2 hours. The Crowd was happy. They did a send off ending to thunderous applause. Axl was glad he faced his St. Louis fears. After the show was over, they went to dinner to celebrate the good show.

    Axl thanked Cake Cream for talking him into accompanying them to the St Louis Show.

    They all welcomed him. They had a nice dinner and paid and left.

     
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    After the meal, they went back to the Hotel. Paparazzi saw them all go to Suite 213. And filmed them. Paparazzi asked if they were all sleeping in the same Suite.

    Axl said,"No, we all have our own rooms. We are just hanging out with each other in this room for a little while. "Cake Cream confirmed this. They all went inside. They chatted and got ready for bed. They slept and woke up and showered and got ready for the day. They checked out. They left the Hotel and took a limo back to the Airport and flew back home first class and had a luxurious experience again.

    At home, they watched YouTube and the 2022 St. Louis Show already went viral. They were happy. They chilled for the rest of the day.

    The next day, it was a particularly hot day, around 90 degrees and Axl decided he wanted to cool off Cake Cream in Billy's backyard. He told them his plan and they were on board with it. He had them go outside and he ran Billy's garden hose to make sure the hot water would run out first and then only cool water would be left. He then splashed all of Cake Cream with the cool water from the garden hose and they loved it, having fun. Then it was Axl's turn to get splashed by the cool water from the garden hose. Billy splashed Axl with the cool water from the garden hose and he had fun. They then alternated and were soon splashing one another with the cool water from the garden hose.


    They soon finished splashing each other with the garden hose and dried off and went inside.

    They ate, drank, and chilled. They went on YouTube and them splashing each other with the garden hose was already going viral on YouTube.

    Cake Cream and Axl were disturbed that someone had filmed them without their acknowledgement in their backyard. It was creepy and disturbing they were filmed in their own backyard without their acknowledgement. Comments were saying stuff like,"I need Friends who I can splash around with a garden hose like these 6 guys do! LMAO!

    Other Comments said stuff like,"Cake Cream and Axl splashing each other with a garden hose is just plain weird. I get that it's 90 degrees, but get a damn pool!" Axl and Cake Cream turned off YouTube soon after. Axl told them that he'd splash around with a garden hose with Duff, Steven, Izzy, and Slash and there was nothing wrong with splashing around with a garden hose with Friends. Cake Cream smiled shyly. They watched some TV, chilling some more.

     
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    The scamming, begging retard is back to creating socks again on a forum she is banned from.

    Same ghetto stories about slots and 3rd hand things she hears on the bus.

    https://vegasfanatics.com/index.php?...heard-of.9099/

    This scammer will never stop begging for money to lose on slots.

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    They ordered no contact pizza again and ate it. They watched the News and the splashing each other with the water hose was on the News! Cake Cream and Axl couldn't believe that this made the news.

    Billy said, "This must be a slow news day."
    Cake Cream and Axl had to chuckle at this. They checked Social Media and a Paparazzi Person had put them going into room 213 together on Facebook! And YouTube! Comments were asking stuff like,"Wait..... Were Cake Cream and Axl sleeping in the same Suite? How weird." Other Comments were like,"Between the splashing each other with the garden hose and sleeping in the same Suite, this is really weird. I wonder if Cake Cream and Axl are more than Friends and Manager/Clients."

    A response said something like,"Cake Cream and Axl are all Straight."

    Andy looked at the ground shyly as he knew he was Gay. Cake Cream and Axl also knew he was Gay.

    Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and straight up asked him if he and Cake Cream were dating each other. Axl responded,"No, we're not dating each other. We're just Friends and Manager/Clients."

    Claven Records responded,"A lot of Fans are wondering if you and Cake Cream are lovers. Care to publicly address these questions?"

    Axl didn't know how to answer and told Claven Records so. Claven Records decided to rest on it.

    The next day, Cake Cream and Axl went to Olive Garden and had lunch. During Lunch, Paparazzi asked Cake Cream and Axl if they were boyfriends. Axl and Cake Cream all responded," We plead the Fifth Amendment." The Paparazzi smirked. Fans also asked them this and they responded,"We plead the fifth Amendment." They didn't want to give any incriminating answers. They had a tense lunch and paid and left. While they were walking home, Billy tripped and Axl held onto him to keep him from falling down. He righted Billy. Paparazzi filmed this. Cake Cream and Axl went home. Axl stopping Billy from falling down was put on YouTube where it went viral and claimed Axl was "embracing Billy in a passionate hug."

    Comments were like,"Definitely looks like Axl is hugging Billy to me."

    Cake Cream and Axl were like,"WTF?" They all knew that Axl wasn't "hugging," Billy, he was merely stopping him from falling down.

     
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    They watched some more TV and then got ready for bed. They went to their own bedrooms and went to sleep.

    The next day, they got up , ate, and got ready for the day. They went to the Mall and hung out. At the Mall, Fans asked them for Selfies and Autographs and they obliged. The Fans were happy and left. Cake Cream and Axl went to Home Depot and chose sprinklers so they wouldn't have to cool each other down using the garden hose anymore. The Cashier smirked as he rang up the sprinklers. "What, no garden hoses?" He quipped light heartedly. Cake Cream and Axl blushed shyly. They paid for the sprinklers and went home. They set up the sprinklers. And went inside.

    Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and told him that Regy's Concert Hall wanted to book Cake Cream for the next night. Axl talked this over with Cake Cream and they were up for it. Axl told Claven Records that they were up for this.

    Cake Cream and Axl practiced for the upcoming Regy's Concert Hall Concert tomorrow.

    They chilled until the next day and ate and got ready for Regy's Concert Hall.

    At Regy's Concert Hall, Cake Cream and Axl practiced and then it was time for the show. Axl made everyone wear motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests. 25,000 Fans showed up to the gig! Cake Cream and Axl were happy. The show went smoothly until Axl suddenly saw one of the "Fans " had a gun and aimed right at Billy! Axl screamed inhumanly,"Noooooo!" And protectively pushed Billy out of the way and got shot by multiple bullets even though Billy was safe.

    No! Billy screamed horrified, watching Axl get shot multiple times. Billy couldn't believe Axl just got shot multiple times..

    Security tackled the shooter and arrested him and took away his gun. The Show was understandably cut short. Axl was in pain, but grateful that he pushed Billy out of harm's way and grateful that he was wearing a bulletproof vest. Axl was tended by medical personnel and Billy was glad that Axl had pushed him out of harm's way but worried about Axl's multiple gunshots. Cake Cream was also concerned. Axl smiled weakly and told them he would do this all again. Axl was taken to an ER where his gunshot wounds were taken care of.

    Cake Cream accompanied him. The medical staff pointed out he was lucky he was wearing a bulletproof vest. He was later released and allowed to go home. Cake Cream and Axl went home and Cake Cream took care of Axl.

     
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    I assume cake creme is a band??

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    We can’t say n-word here but we can still remind others that the forums at n-wordmania.com are still the funniest thing on the web, outside of this site of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boz View Post
    We can’t say n-word here but we can still remind others that the forums at n-wordmania.com are still the funniest thing on the web, outside of this site of course.
    I so agree and wanted to say blankity fing blank but wont. 271 posts probably bumped 200 times. I wonder if has anything to do with lag because of band width. No one is going to read all that nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Boz View Post
    We can’t say n-word here but we can still remind others that the forums at n-wordmania.com are still the funniest thing on the web, outside of this site of course.
    I so agree and wanted to say blankity fing blank but wont. 271 posts probably bumped 200 times. I wonder if has anything to do with lag because of band width. No one is going to read all that nonsense.
    It's a Fan Fiction story.
    People paid thousands of dollars for the Fyre Festival only to end up living like Refugees! I feel sorry for them! How could anyone NOT feel sorry for them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    I assume cake creme is a band??
    Yep, Cake Cream is a Rock Band.
    People paid thousands of dollars for the Fyre Festival only to end up living like Refugees! I feel sorry for them! How could anyone NOT feel sorry for them?

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