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    Happy Birthday Canada, 150 and you don't look a day

    older than 120.



    Water, water, beer, poutine, toques, Moose, curling, humour and strict gun laws.

    The next super power.



    Last edited by limitles; 07-01-2022 at 03:03 PM.

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    Canada sucks fag

    put your mask on racist

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    Shout out to the American homeless, the American incarcerated, the American victims of gun violence and the American political system that feeds off the blind taxpayers unabated.

    Fuck the U.S.
    Canada






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    I have to admit I have gotten to enjoy traveling to Canada, especially when the CAD can be had for under 80 cents.

    Wouldn't want to live there, due to taxes, socialized healthcare (lol waiting), cold weather, and increasingly controlling government. The lesser crime rate is nice, but violent crime in the US can mostly be avoided if you stay out of the neighborhoods where it typically occurs.

    If I did have to live in Canada, I would be somewhere in southwest BC.

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    Heil, Trudeau!

    "Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." George Washington
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I have to admit I have gotten to enjoy traveling to Canada, especially when the CAD can be had for under 80 cents.

    Wouldn't want to live there, due to taxes, socialized healthcare (lol waiting), cold weather, and increasingly controlling government. The lesser crime rate is nice, but violent crime in the US can mostly be avoided if you stay out of the neighborhoods where it typically occurs.

    If I did have to live in Canada, I would be somewhere in southwest BC.
    Right, stay in your gated communities and rub elbows with the masses via drive thru.
    Your opinions regarding our social policies are meaningless.

    All the negatives associated with the free market/non interference doctrine pools into places unprofitable.
    Continue to ignore all that is failing in your society. It gets no better.

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    As a dual citizen I feel obligated to correct Les on this a matter of Fact. Canada became its own Nation effective July 1, 1867 meaning Canada is 155 yrs old today not 150.

    It was a result of the Brit’s passing the North American Act in Parliament.

    From the official Canada.Ca website

    “The British Parliament passed the British North America Act in 1867. The Dominion of Canada was officially born on July 1, 1867. Until 1982, July 1 was celebrated as “Dominion Day” to commemorate the day that Canada became a self-governing Dominion. Today it is officially known as Canada Day.”

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    Canada is the best country in North America.

    The bar is low but we will take it.

    Happy Canada Day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I have to admit I have gotten to enjoy traveling to Canada, especially when the CAD can be had for under 80 cents.

    Wouldn't want to live there, due to taxes, socialized healthcare (lol waiting), cold weather, and increasingly controlling government. The lesser crime rate is nice, but violent crime in the US can mostly be avoided if you stay out of the neighborhoods where it typically occurs.

    If I did have to live in Canada, I would be somewhere in southwest BC.
    As a dual citizen I’m somewhat partial to NS myself around Halifax but that’s just me. The downside would be the fact it’s on Atlantic time even an hour later then Eastern.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I have to admit I have gotten to enjoy traveling to Canada, especially when the CAD can be had for under 80 cents.

    Wouldn't want to live there, due to taxes, socialized healthcare (lol waiting), cold weather, and increasingly controlling government. The lesser crime rate is nice, but violent crime in the US can mostly be avoided if you stay out of the neighborhoods where it typically occurs.

    If I did have to live in Canada, I would be somewhere in southwest BC.
    As a dual citizen I’m somewhat partial to NS myself around Halifax but that’s just me. The downside would be the fact it’s on Atlantic time even an hour later then Eastern.
    Have you been to Ontario or BC?

    I could not stand for the winters out East. Summers? Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post

    As a dual citizen I’m somewhat partial to NS myself around Halifax but that’s just me. The downside would be the fact it’s on Atlantic time even an hour later then Eastern.
    Have you been to Ontario or BC?

    I could not stand for the winters out East. Summers? Yes.
    Yeah I have family in St Thomas and Aylmer ON. Mom was born in London ON herself. Had a great uncle out in Calgary before he passed away. I know some think I’m nutso for the whole Maritime thing especially with the monster nor’easters but I’ve always loved winter storms for some odd reason. Snow me in for a week with supplies and I’m good anymore. It’s also because my wife grew up in New England and loves being near the water. Wouldn’t want to be there full time but option being open is nice. Also just in case have major health care issues having Canada Health as a fallback is always a good thing. But my cousin who lives in NS herself also had to wait 2yrs for hip replacement. So it’s a double edged sword. Part of it at least was escaping the insanity of the USA and some financial shenanigans but JT has made things so much worse for privacy and such it kinda has tamped that part down for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    As a dual citizen I feel obligated to correct Les on this a matter of Fact. Canada became its own Nation effective July 1, 1867 meaning Canada is 155 yrs old today not 150.

    It was a result of the Brit’s passing the North American Act in Parliament.

    From the official Canada.Ca website

    “The British Parliament passed the British North America Act in 1867. The Dominion of Canada was officially born on July 1, 1867. Until 1982, July 1 was celebrated as “Dominion Day” to commemorate the day that Canada became a self-governing Dominion. Today it is officially known as Canada Day.”
    Canadians do not give two shits about Canada Day. We a proud of what and who we are but not overcomed with flag waving at designated time frames. Conversely Americans, the most insecure people on the planet, feel the need to wave their idiot flag and recite their infantile pledge of allegiance at every opportunity.

    Complete morons. We do laugh at you. Hillbilly second grade inbred crap.

    Dual citizen? Your mother was whore. Just try living here for a bit. See how you fit in. Diabetic wheelchair bound glutton.
    Yes we'll take care of you initially but you are doomed for a shackled snorkeling
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post

    As a dual citizen I’m somewhat partial to NS myself around Halifax but that’s just me. The downside would be the fact it’s on Atlantic time even an hour later then Eastern.
    Have you been to Ontario or BC?

    I could not stand for the winters out East. Summers? Yes.
    What? You could not stand the winters out East? What a huge pussy. Move south, you do not belong.
    Gimme your address and I will personally escort you warmer climes.

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    3rd world shithole where certain people fuck dogs.

    Hopefully someone steps in to expose these perverts.

    And at what point is Druff responsible for allowing a crackhead like Les to have free reign pushing his views?

    While most see him as a junkie with all bark and no bite, if he follows through on his anger, are we responsible when he snaps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    As a dual citizen I feel obligated to correct Les on this a matter of Fact. Canada became its own Nation effective July 1, 1867 meaning Canada is 155 yrs old today not 150.

    It was a result of the Brit’s passing the North American Act in Parliament.

    From the official Canada.Ca website

    “The British Parliament passed the British North America Act in 1867. The Dominion of Canada was officially born on July 1, 1867. Until 1982, July 1 was celebrated as “Dominion Day” to commemorate the day that Canada became a self-governing Dominion. Today it is officially known as Canada Day.”
    Canadians do not give two shits about Canada Day. We a proud of what and who we are but not overcomed with flag waving at designated time frames. Conversely Americans, the most insecure people on the planet, feel the need to wave their idiot flag and recite their infantile pledge of allegiance at every opportunity.

    Complete morons. We do laugh at you. Hillbilly second grade inbred crap.

    Dual citizen? Your mother was whore. Just try living here for a bit. See how you fit in. Diabetic wheelchair bound glutton.
    Yes we'll take care of you initially but you are doomed for a shackled snorkeling
    Scientists say the universe is made of protons, electrons and neutrons. They forgot to mention Canadian morons.

    Canadians that want to kill themselves climb up their egos then jump down to their IQ's.

    The only culture in Canada is bacteria.

    Did you hear about the Canadian whose IQ came back negative?

    You can't insult Canadians. Its beyond their level of intelligence.
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