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    I've heard that Miami is a boring city. Is it true?

    I hear pretty much the same story from a long list of world travellers. The beach is about the only thing going on in South Florida which reflects on a dull metropolis and it's inhabitants.

    Fast food is available in any town and state. Big whoop.

    The city and state cater to the newly wed and nearly dead. Miami has been described as a Carnival Cruise without the boat.

    Also, Miami is supposed to be the crown jewel in a pick up full of stolen goods communities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    I hear pretty much the same story from a long list of world travellers. The beach is about the only thing going on in South Florida which reflects on a dull metropolis and it's inhabitants.

    The city and state cater to the newly wed and nearly dead. Miami has been described as a Carnival Cruise without the boat.
    !! So how soon are you planning to go to Miami?
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    Why even ask? You are still afraid to get on a plane. And you probably couldn’t afford a flight if you weren’t afraid.

    That said, you can drink until 4AM in bars and drugs aren’t hard to get so you would be in heaven in Miami.

    Here is the number of the local Humane Society in Miami if you decide to come and bring the poor dog and save him from you.

    305-696-0800

    Also plenty of cheap crack motels in the area so you will feel at home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boz View Post
    Why even ask? You are still afraid to get on a plane. And you probably couldn’t afford a flight if you weren’t afraid.

    That said, you can drink until 4AM in bars and drugs aren’t hard to get so you would be in heaven in Miami.

    Here is the number of the local Humane Society in Miami if you decide to come and bring the poor dog and save him from you.

    305-696-0800

    Also plenty of cheap crack motels in the area so you will feel at home.
    God you are thick. Just the screen name shouts
    I'm from Florida. Home to Garrett and other parolees.
    The Boz? You talk in the third party?

    Anyway, glad you discerned so much from a holiday pic. Fucking moron.

    And no I will not visit the cesspool to the south unless expressly invited by you and your stepmoms

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    South Beach is also a fun place if you like it up the ass.

     
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    Also you gotta be stupid if you come to Miami as a tourist in the summer.

    Taking an airboat in the Everglades is fun, but at this time of year the mosquitoes will destroy you.

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    Interesting thread from a stupid gringo hoser who has never been to Miami. We have great beaches, many different cultures and a bustling nightlife. Unlike your Mousepiss town.
    En boca cerrada, no entran moscas

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    Miami sucks. There are only a few things decent about the place - and none of them make up for the high costs for most stuff.

    Couple good restaurants and some really nice, really expensive clubs. Other than the beach, I can’t think of another reason I’d want to visit. If anything I’d classify it among the places I’d rather live than vacation, but I wouldn’t choose to do either again. The poker is ok for big bet players and less ok for mix players. No straight limit games

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Also you gotta be stupid if you come to Miami as a tourist in the summer.

    Taking an airboat in the Everglades is fun, but at this time of year the mosquitoes will destroy you.

    The Everglades is where the bodies are dumped, kinda like the desert in Vegas.
    En boca cerrada, no entran moscas

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    Quote Originally Posted by SinglesHitter View Post
    Miami sucks. There are only a few things decent about the place - and none of them make up for the high costs for most stuff.

    Couple good restaurants and some really nice, really expensive clubs. Other than the beach, I can’t think of another reason I’d want to visit. If anything I’d classify it among the places I’d rather live than vacation, but I wouldn’t choose to do either again. The poker is ok for big bet players and less ok for mix players. No straight limit games


    You can find limit games at various card rooms. And at least we don't have people pooping in the streets like San Francisco. And we have s police department that promptly shut down the BLM looting riots..er I mean "mostly peaceful protests" that tried to destroy the city during the summer of 2020.
    En boca cerrada, no entran moscas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Also you gotta be stupid if you come to Miami as a tourist in the summer.

    Taking an airboat in the Everglades is fun, but at this time of year the mosquitoes will destroy you.

    The Everglades is where the bodies are dumped, kinda like the desert in Vegas.
    People are too lazy to dig holes out in the fucking desert. They are more likely to shoot your ass, put you in a barrel and dump your body in Lake Mead.


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    Miami is the ultimate party city.



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    Got any plans for Saturday, Cerveza Fria?

    The guns will be shipped to Ukraine as a way to help them fight in the war.

    Completely insane. The Miami chapter of the Russian mafia will be serving coffee and donuts in the parking lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Got any plans for Saturday, Cerveza Fria?

    The guns will be shipped to Ukraine as a way to help them fight in the war.

    Completely insane. The Miami chapter of the Russian mafia will be serving coffee and donuts in the parking lot.

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    I think you are great but I clearly do not think like you.

    What is insane, imo, is the prevalence of gun ownership in your country and all of the bad that comes from it.

    What is equally insane is wrapping the flag around a deadly disease that visits your communities all too often.

    When I hear someone say, "it's America", we'll just have to accept the bad with the good, I know it's not even worth a conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Got any plans for Saturday, Cerveza Fria?

    The guns will be shipped to Ukraine as a way to help them fight in the war.

    Completely insane. The Miami chapter of the Russian mafia will be serving coffee and donuts in the parking lot.

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    I think you are great but I clearly do not think like you.

    What is insane, imo, is the prevalence of gun ownership in your country and all of the bad that comes from it.

    What is equally insane is wrapping the flag around a deadly disease that visits your communities all too often.

    When I hear someone say, "it's America", we'll just have to accept the bad with the good, I know it's not even worth a conversation.
    First i am not a gun guy. Don’t own one. Will likely never feel the need where I live.

    I just thought this liberal nonsense in the land of DeSantis, especially Miami, was notable.

    Shipping pistols with no serial numbers to Ukraine is just plain crazy talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    I think you are great but I clearly do not think like you.

    What is insane, imo, is the prevalence of gun ownership in your country and all of the bad that comes from it.

    What is equally insane is wrapping the flag around a deadly disease that visits your communities all too often.

    When I hear someone say, "it's America", we'll just have to accept the bad with the good, I know it's not even worth a conversation.
    First i am not a gun guy. Don’t own one. Will likely never feel the need where I live.

    I just thought this liberal nonsense in the land of DeSantis, especially Miami, was notable.

    Shipping pistols with no serial numbers to Ukraine is just plain crazy talk.
    Liberal nonsense? Ridding yourselves of pistols should be a priority period. Imagine life without a gun. How could you possibly exist?

    The bigger fail, and that is saying something, is questioning the attempt to arm people of a sovereign nation who are at war and have every right to fear for their lives.

    This last point exhibits how truly twisted polarized politics affects people, as in you.

    This is why there is no debate. You're not worthy of a debate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Got any plans for Saturday, Cerveza Fria?

    The guns will be shipped to Ukraine as a way to help them fight in the war.

    Completely insane. The Miami chapter of the Russian mafia will be serving coffee and donuts in the parking lot.

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    I actually don't have a problem with Gun Buy Back Programs because they are voluntary, not mandatory. If they are no questions asked and no consequences, then perhaps some illegal guns get off the streets. This is a good thing. But, any lawful gun owner with half a brain will sell it to a Pawn Shop or Gun Range for value.
    En boca cerrada, no entran moscas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Got any plans for Saturday, Cerveza Fria?

    The guns will be shipped to Ukraine as a way to help them fight in the war.

    Completely insane. The Miami chapter of the Russian mafia will be serving coffee and donuts in the parking lot.

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    I actually don't have a problem with Gun Buy Back Programs because they are voluntary, not mandatory. If they are no questions asked and no consequences, then perhaps some illegal guns get off the streets. This is a good thing. But, any lawful gun owner with half a brain will sell it to a Pawn Shop or Gun Range for value.
    Again, do not argue with idiots but I guess this forum was built on that.

    Any lawful owner can decide for themselves what to do with a lethal weapon they do not use or need.

    It has zero to do with a profit motive. You stupid fuck. Pick up a paper or tune in to your nightly news.

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