View Poll Results: How bad are Druff's symptoms right now?

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  • Asymptomatic -- tested due to exposure

    8 23.53%
  • Similar to mild cold

    9 26.47%
  • Similar to average cold

    8 23.53%
  • Similar to severe cold

    3 8.82%
  • Similar to severe flu

    2 5.88%
  • Hospitalized with breathing issues

    0 0%
  • Don't know / don't care

    4 11.76%
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Thread: COVID finally got me

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    Owner Dan Druff's Avatar
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    COVID finally got me

    This is not a joke or a hoax.

    I have seriously tested positive for COVID-19.

    Before I reveal anything further, I will let you vote on the seriousness of my condition as I make this post.

     
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      ok25: WHAT A FAGGOT YIKES
      
      The Boz: Thankfully you got the 4th jab.
      
      Forum Wars: No joke. I thought you already had it once. Expecting "similar to mild cold"

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    Nobody cares you hypochondriac geek faggot

     
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      dwai: rofl I like this guy

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    That sucks, I have flight out Friday morning to Vegas, Was gonna stay 2 weeks minimum. Fuck was reading on Twitter wsop is infested with Covid, Think I am gonna cancel. Hope your symptoms are mild
    -Allergic to the struggle

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    Can you please move this to the ‘stupid people catching colds at the WSOP’ thread.

    TIA

     
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      General Bonkers: LOL

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    Druff will be fine. Likely asymptomatic due to exposure as he normally posts health concerns before being tested.

    That being said this really sucks in terms of missing WSOP events. What are the rules for being able to return anyways?

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    Who infected you?

    I hear that the Phil Hellmuth variant of the virus is the most fatal.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Doesn't stop it, but lowers the chance.
    Druff is about to learn something about probability Dwai. I doubt there is any coaching that will help him at this point.

    My experience with the outbreak in the northeast indicates that the booster provided near zero protection from infection but symptoms were milder for those boosted.

    Everyone got sick.
    that aged well

     
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      dwai: lol

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    By the numbers in your age group and health profile I went with cold.

    Just in case I’m wrong ….


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    might be the best thing to ever happen to you, maybe you'll realize it's basically a cold and you'll stop injecting yourself with aids

    hope you feel better

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    What is your opinion on masks?

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    Obv asymptomatic because you are what the modern 50 year old strives to be physically and health wise. A strong, virulent man who is immune to a weak virus and the effects it has on the average guy. I bet you haven't even sneezed once.

     
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    Hope you avoid lung damage and that the gout doesn't leave you Crimmed up.

    Huge pussy move if you tested due to an exposure.

    Wishing you well.
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    Can someone PM BW to make sure he has the admin password?

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    Name:  0E4A666B-3B39-4304-AAB4-13C58AB8DBF9.jpeg
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      dwai: admit I was duped*
      
      Sloppy Joe: Admit he was cucked*
      
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      splitthis: Lol sanl

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    Considering your boosted status and durable immume system, most likely you are feeling zero to mild symptoms.

    Oh wait, I forgot the vax is useless against the newest variants AND that the Druff immune system isn't exactly robust. Severe symptoms obv.

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    RIP Druff, it was a good run.


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    So far 22 of 24 votes are for average cold or better.

    Interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    So far 22 of 24 votes are for average cold or better.

    Interesting.
    Two line post from Druff.

    I wish to change my anwer to "Hospitalized with breathing issues".

     
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      devidee: HE DED

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    So far 22 of 24 votes are for average cold or better.

    Interesting.
    Two line post from Druff.

    I wish to change my anwer to "Hospitalized with breathing issues".
    Here's hoping he planned ahead and researched all nearby ER's given his history of mistreatment and humiliation.
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    DAN DRUFF IS VERY GREATFULL FOR THE PROTECTION HIS 3 VACCINES GAVE HIM
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"

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