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    RIP splitthis



    'Moving to a farm' sounded desperate enough but no one saw this coming.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post

    no one saw this coming.


    welllllllllll......
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    terrible form Sloppy Joe

     
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    Come on, we have enough PFA users legit dying every year. No need to add to the body count.

     
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    Also rip CMoney

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    Predict op will perish before me, handle says it all.

    Besides that I found this story and chase to be hilarious. Her ending was undoubtedly due to the realization her love was both a criminal and a criminal of the heart.

    Rip Vicki

     
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    I wonder if corrections officers realize more than anyone how shitty it is in prison, and thus perhaps might especially fear a long sentence there. Clearly she was looking at a lot of years, given both her position of trust and the fact that this guy was a murderer. Had she broken out an embezzler or some other nonviolent dude, I think it might have been looked at differently (though obviously she'd still be going to prison).

    I wonder if she decided beforehand that she would be helsing herself if caught. It's always bizarre to me how these people believe they'll just run from the law from eternity and live happily after.

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    Sloppy now having sex with farm animals like Roosters, stallions, bulls......

     
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    POKER FAG ALERT! POKER FAG ALERT! FOR GAY SEX CONTACT SLOPPY JOE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I wonder if corrections officers realize more than anyone how shitty it is in prison, and thus perhaps might especially fear a long sentence there. Clearly she was looking at a lot of years, given both her position of trust and the fact that this guy was a murderer. Had she broken out an embezzler or some other nonviolent dude, I think it might have been looked at differently (though obviously she'd still be going to prison).

    I wonder if she decided beforehand that she would be helsing herself if caught. It's always bizarre to me how these people believe they'll just run from the law from eternity and live happily after.
    I think it said she was recently widowed… prob just did it for the lols on the way out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I wonder if corrections officers realize more than anyone how shitty it is in prison, and thus perhaps might especially fear a long sentence there. Clearly she was looking at a lot of years, given both her position of trust and the fact that this guy was a murderer. Had she broken out an embezzler or some other nonviolent dude, I think it might have been looked at differently (though obviously she'd still be going to prison).

    I wonder if she decided beforehand that she would be helsing herself if caught. It's always bizarre to me how these people believe they'll just run from the law from eternity and live happily after.
    Obviously logic and options for a good life are long gone when you're willing to bust out a felon and lam it, hence my concern for our dear splitthis.

    Escape from Dannemora is a good show about the CO who helped two lifers break out.

    Never doubt what a desperate woman is capable of.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I wonder if corrections officers realize more than anyone how shitty it is in prison, and thus perhaps might especially fear a long sentence there. Clearly she was looking at a lot of years, given both her position of trust and the fact that this guy was a murderer. Had she broken out an embezzler or some other nonviolent dude, I think it might have been looked at differently (though obviously she'd still be going to prison).

    I wonder if she decided beforehand that she would be helsing herself if caught. It's always bizarre to me how these people believe they'll just run from the law from eternity and live happily after.
    Let me add a little context to this whole clusterfuck that happened..

    What happened is typical standard term we call of a CO or other staffer being "Compromised" by an inmate. Inmates are manipulative pieces of shit (I say that from first hand experience having worked medical in the main prison max yard in Florence AZ). It happens unfortunately more then we think or would like to think happens.. Inmates play mind games and likely this was a woman who despite her years in the field somehow forgot everything she learned over the years and experience of how desperate these inmates can get to either get somebody to smuggle shit into the prison or worse in this case help them break out. She was likely lonely and emotionaly vulnerable and like any predator like this asshole is/was they look for the weak target. In this case she was perfect as she was mentally weak, vulnerable, but also held a high enough position of trust to enable her to sidestep or in reality break the very rules and policies set forth for the SOPs. We lost a CNA in the infirmary to being compromised and had they not taken pity on her wouldve gotten felony charges for smuggling black tar onto the prison yard and lost her kids permanently. (not to mention she was screwing one of the inmate porters as well come to find out afterwards).

    Druff is unfortunately correct.. Any law enforcement has a huge bullseye on their backs in jail or prison. Its even worse if its not just a regular police officer but a convicted criminal CO as they are literally considered worse then even pedos on a prison yard. (hell the Pedos and other sex offenders are now housed together in order to avoid lawsuits from them being assaulted or murdered by inmates in Gen Pop). Its very likely she knew based on her age and what shed done she was facing life essentially behind bars despite her long employment record for the Sheriffs office even more so to stay alive shed likely have to go into PC Status (Protective Custody) which is about one step above being thrown in the hole/SHU(Special Housing Unit).

    Not sure if Druff is aware but the news also reported he tried to escape previously in 2020 and failed. This guy had nothing to lose and honestly proved to be a major coward clearly as the best thing he couldve done is join her in the lead parade. He had threatened to have a shoot out with the cops and chickened out and ultimately hes headed to death row in Alabama anyway as he will still start his double capital murder trial next month. Bad news is the taxpayers will be stuck feeding and housing his waste of space till he gets strapped down and put down like some poor homeless or sick animal which to me is too damn good for alot of these guys.. Arizonas next execution in June is for a guy who shouldve just been taken out back and shot close range with a 9mm after his conviction.. Molested and then murdered a little girl sick POS.

     
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    They burned through $65k in 11 days. They had only 29k left when caught. At their current spending pace they would be broke within days. Vicky's mom said she was frugal.

    What gets me is it was reported these 2 went to the casino. If they hit a jackpot for $1200 or more, then what? They can't show id. Obviously these 2 had no plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I wonder if corrections officers realize more than anyone how shitty it is in prison, and thus perhaps might especially fear a long sentence there. Clearly she was looking at a lot of years, given both her position of trust and the fact that this guy was a murderer. Had she broken out an embezzler or some other nonviolent dude, I think it might have been looked at differently (though obviously she'd still be going to prison).

    I wonder if she decided beforehand that she would be helsing herself if caught. It's always bizarre to me how these people believe they'll just run from the law from eternity and live happily after.
    She would get 5 years in minimum security out in probably 2 on parole. They would very likely cut her slack as she was obviously conned by this dude, happens all the time with drug mule cases. That is essentially what she was.

    She offed herself more for the shame of what she did/reputation than fear of any prison sentence IMO.

     
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    We've joked numerous times about IndianaSlim dying over the years, but for what it's worth, I think corona actually got the guy.

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