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    I’m just sad that Sonny from Donkdown never told anyone about his illegitimate black daughter. I understand he came from a different era.

    I’m still awaiting Axl and Don Lockman joining forces.

     
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    When they got to Billy's house, Cake Cream asked Axl how his stay in jail was.

    Axl responded with a smile, "It was pretty easy. I was record searched, strip searched, my mugshot and fingerprints taken and put in a cell with drug addicts, drunks, and shoplifters. I slept much of the way and was given a Court Date and bailed out through the Go Fund Me. Thank you guys for the Go Fund Me."

    Cake Cream smiled and welcomed him.

    Andy asked,"Are you still a Fugitive? Will we still have to hide you?"

    Cake Cream couldn't believe that Andy was still bringing up the Fugitive thing.

    Axl responded,"I turned myself in and was released on bail just hours later. I'm no longer a Fugitive. You guys don't have to hide me anymore. I can walk openly now. But thank you guys for hiding me."

    Cake Cream welcomed him and Axl and Cake Cream bathed and got ready for the day. They went to Denny's. The same Denny's that Axl went to a few days ago. Axl had the same Waiter again.

    His Waiter who was named Thomas warmly welcomed him and said,"Long time no see, Axl. Axl blushed and warmly responded back. Okay, I'm Axl Rose. I had to claim I wasn't Axl the other day because of obvious reasons.

    Thomas said,"No problem." He warmly talked to Cake Cream too and they warmly responded back. Thomas took all of their orders and left. As they waited for their food, a couple of Guns N'Roses Fans and Cake Cream Fans begged them for Autographs.

    Axl said,"Fans asking for Autographs is also a huge part of Rock And Roll." Cake Cream nodded and all of them signed their autographs for their Fans. Their Fans were happy. All of them smiled back. Cake Cream and Axl all chatted with their Fans. The Fans went soon went back to their tables. Cake Cream and Axl's foods were soon given and they ate and drank. After eating, they paid their bills and left.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1marley1 View Post
    Young Axl Rose showing up in 2022!
    This is a Fan Fiction I came up with..😀

    25 year old Axl Rose somehow ended up in 2022. He was confused. Just a few moments ago, it was 1987. Axl was approached by Guns N'Roses Fans who gawked at him in awe


    "Oh my God! You look JUST like a young Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses! One of them said in amazement.

    Axl blushed, wondering how he would answer that. He decided to answer,"Well, a lot of People look alike."

    Another Guns N'Roses Fan answered,"You not only look alike, you are a dead ringer for him! The Fan took out her phone and looked up,"Young Axl Rose, on Google" and showed him a picture of his current (young) self. Axl smiled and said,"I see the resemblance." The Fans smiled back. They suggested he enter an Axl Rose look alike Contest as he would surely win. Axl laughed and politely thanked them for their suggestions. Axl thanked God he happened to be wearing a long sleeved leather jacket that hid all of his Tattoos.

    The Fans asked him,"What is your favorite Music Band? " Axl reflexively answered,"Guns N'Roses." The Fans looked at each other with happy suspicion. "Are you sure you aren't Axl Rose? They asked him. "No," he answered. They giggled happily. He then quickly answered,"I meant, "No, I'm not Axl Rose." They asked him what his name was. He answered,"Bruce," using his middle name. They continued to talk about how incredibly alike he looked to Axl Rose and they continued to imply he was Axl Rose. He begun to squirm uncomfortably. He answered,"Axl and I aren't even the same age! I am 25 and he should be 60!" Axl wondered how Current Older Axl looked and thought,"Current Older me most likely looks like me, just a lot older."


    Axl then thought in Horror that Current Older him might be DEAD in 2022. He asked The Fans,"How many Guns N'Roses Members are still alive? They answered,"All of them are still alive. He breathed a sigh of relief and said,"Thank God." They looked at him curiously and he awkwardly chatted with them a little while later and then said,"Goodbye." He left.

    Axl looked in wonder and realized that a lot of People had masks on. He wondered why. He then heard of Covid and asked,"What's Covid?" People were confused on how he didn't know what Covid was as it had been around for over two years. He on the top of his head made up a lie and claimed he had been in a coma for three years and just woke up today. He was told what it was. He asked if he could use his bandana as a mask and he was told he could. Axl was grateful he could use his bandana as a mask and that his bandana would also double as a disguise. He used his bandana and bought a pair of sunglasses to further disguise himself

    omg thats amazing, heres some fan fiction i didnt write but really enjoy:

    Tyler opened his eyes to a dark and strange sight. All around him were strange black shapes attached to the walls. They looked like tubes and bones, shaped in intricate patterns. it covered every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, even the window. The door, however, was left untouched.

    It was a Hive.

    He sat up in his bed and looked for his odd roommate. He saw her curled up in the corner of the room.

    A long, black, and curved head with no eyes. A sleek black body, with what seemed like an exoskeleton. Four, powerful legs, each ending in a hand-like appendage. Two fingers and two thumbs, each with claws. Four black tubes coming from her back, extending nearly a foot up. A long, segmented tail, tipped with a sharp blade. Standing over nine feet tall when on it's hind legs.

    An Acheronian Xenomorph, one of the last members of its kind, and a female.

    Now, don't ask how Tyler knew it was a female, he may or may not have caught a glimpse two weeks ago of a certain, female part.

    As for where she came from? Tyler found her outside one day, a mere three weeks ago, several injured with claw and teeth wounds. Suffice to say, he quickly learned of her blood's acidic qualities.

    The couch will never be the same.

    After she healed, he expected her to leave. She didn't. She stayed. Two weeks later, his room was a Hive.

    He didn't mind though. Even then, it's not like he would have told her to stop. Not when she can rip apart solid steel with her hands. Paws. Claws? Whatever they are.

    Tyler became aware of a... peculiar smell. It smelled like honey, clear water, and oddly enough, blackberries. It shouldn't have smelled good, but it did. Fortunetly.

    Unfortunetly, however, it also excited a certain part. He lied back in bed, while simultaneously raising a knee, to cover a tent, pitched in the sheets.

    Naturally, he had morning wood, and that odd, weird, unnatural, delicious smell made it worse.

    Woah! Where'd that come from? He though, confused.

    Of course, he slept naked. Of course, he managed to kick off the blanket while he slept, but fortunetly left the sheets.

    Of course, the Xenomorph smelled hos arousal. After all, she was the one causing it, with her heat pheromones. Not that Tyler knew.

    The Xenomorph stood up. On all fours though, so it was only slightly gigantic. It slowly sauntered over to the naked, aroused man, long tail swaying seductively behind her. Not that Tyler saw. His knee blocked her from sight.

    Of course, when he felt her grab his leg, he almost shit himself.

    "Fucking Hell, Xerah! Fucking scared me!" Tyler exclaimed at the black figure looming over him. He noticed the smell was even stronger than before, and it clouded his mind.

    Of course his erection only got harder.

    Xerah seemed to smell the air, before slowly forcing Tyler's leg down. He didn't resist. Not that he could. If she really wanted it down, she could have ripped it off.

    Of course, having both legs flat on the bed made his arousal extremely obvious.

    Tyler looked on, nervous at Xerah's plans, and knowing full well he couldn't stop whatever she was planning.

    Xerah made an odd, growling cough as she watched the human squirm in front of her. Tyler realized she was laughing.

    Xerah reached down and slowly, ever do slowly, pull back the sheets from Tyler's lower end. His manhood sprang free. A little over seven inches, and throbbing from pent up sexual tension.

    Not like he could relievehimself considering his roommate almost never left his side.

    Tyler was shocked to see a bit of drool fall from the being's mouth and onto the bed. He was even more shocked to see more 'drool' slide down the Alien's back legs.

    The Xenomorph reached out and lightly gripped his member with her large, and surprisingly soft, hands. She slowly move her hands in a up-and-down motion, felt it throb in her hand. That, and Tyler's panting. She figured that meant she was doing good.

    Tyler couldn't believe what was happening. A Alien, know for tearing apart prey with bare hands and eating people, was giving him a handjob!

    Tyler couldn't help the low groan that sounded out, nor the hand that softly pressured the Alien's head to move down.

    Xerah had never done this before, but her Hive Memories helped. Significantly. When she felt his hands push her head down, she knew what to do.

    Tyler could only watch in shock and nervousness as her mouth opened, and a black tube slowly extended. The teeth opened wide, far out of the danger zone as the tube engulfed the man's manhood.

    Xerah felt herself become more exited at the taste of his shaft, the smell of his arousal, and the sound of his pleasure as he groaned and painted as her Feeder Tube moved at a rapid pace.

    Within several minutes, she hear him speak in a strained voice, "I..I'm c..close."

    She knew what he meant. She sped up.

    Her head bobbed rapidly, assisting the Tube and her hand played with his testicles, feeling them,.massaging them.

    It wasn't long before he came.

    He uttered a short shout of pleasure, before she tasted the first strand of his seed launched down the Tube and into her throat. She marveled at the taste, and enjoyed the several strands that follow after, before pulling away with a wet pop!

    He lied there, panting from the pleasure, and saw that she had lied down beside him. He happened to glance downward, and saw her excitement. He knew what to do.

    "Roll over onto your back for me, okay?"

    She did. And as she did, the smell become much stronger, and he felt his erection surface again, but he wanted something else, first.

    He looked and saw her lips. They were black as well, and as he teased them open, saw the inside was black, too.

    He leaned down, and took a deep smell. This close to the source, the scent was driving him crazy. He quickly drove in, and ran his tounge over her lips, slightly parting them as he tasted her. Two things happened.

    One, the Xenomoprh twitched and uttered a long, drawn out sigh. Two, he discovered that she tasted as she smelled. Water, Honey, and Blackberries.

    It was delicious.

    Tyler returned for a second lick. Then a third, a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh. Each time piercing a little deeper and making the Alien a little loader.

    He continued for several minutes, tounge buried into her folds, fingers massaging her clit, before he felt her muscles begin to contract.

    Xerah let out a long, breathy whimper escape through her throat.

    He knew what she meant. He sped up.

    It wasn't long before the combined sensations of a tounge licking her most private parts, and a finger toying with her clit sent her over the edge.

    , hard.

    Tyler did what he could to drink it all, but it ended up coating his neck, chest, and face.

    He loved the taste.

    Tyler was confused when the Alien got up and placed her front legs on the bed. He realized what she was doing when she raised her tail, even though he wasn't behind her.

    It didn't take long to fix that problem.

    Tyler felt the tip of his manhood poke the Alien's lips. He rubbed against her, letting himself become lubricated with her juices.

    She was impatient.

    Tyler felt her tail wrap around his waist and pull him in, her body simultaneously thrusting backwards, hilting him in one move.

    They both let out long sighs of pleasure before Tyler touched her tail. She loosened her grip, but remained wrapped around him.

    Tyler began to thrust in and out of her, groaning at the feeling of her warmth, and her walls massaging his length.

    He continued to move, picking up the pace and increasing force. Their groans and moans becoming louder with each thrust. It wasn't long before they both felt a pressure coming. Xerah tightened her tail just slightly, and Tyler adjusted his grip nearly imperceptibly.

    They both knew what the other meant, and they both wanted it.

    Xerah came first, signaled by rapid and repeated contraction of her walls and a throaty moan emitting from her throat, followed by her juices coming out in a veritable torrent, soaking his member and crotch more than they already were.

    This triggered his own orgasm, as, with a moan, his shaft released spurt after spurt of his hot seed directly into her womb, coating her insides and making her moan again.

    As they both came down from their euphoric high, they both lied down in the bed, still joined together.

    As sleep overcame them, Tyler spoke in a tired voice, "We have to do this again."

    A low purr signaled Xerah's agreement, before they both fell asleep, wrapped and joined together.

    Axl wanted an alcoholic drink, so he went to a bar and ordered Nighttrain, one of his favorite drinks. The Bartender pointed out that Night train stopped being produced in the 80's. Axl blushed. Axl instead asked for a Whiskey. The Bartender asked for his ID. "I'm 25, I promise, Axl said. The Bartender said,"Everybody who looks under 40 needs to show ID. Axl took out his ID and covered his name.

    The Bartender looked at both him and his ID suspiciously. "This ID says you were born in 1962. According to this ID, you are 60. I thought you said you were 25. And besides, this ID says it expired in 1989. You definitely look much younger than 60. What kind of games you playing, kid?" Axl blushed uncomfortably. He had a couple of choices he could make. He could just tell the truth and admit he was Axl Rose and time traveled from 1987 to 2022. He could claim the ID was fake and risk going to jail in 2022. He REALLY wanted the Whiskey, but he technically no longer had a valid ID. He could just order a Coke and pretend it was Whiskey He chose to just order a Coke. He paid for it with a 1985 $20 bill. The Bartender scrutinized the 1985 bill and determined it to be real and gave him modern change. Axl drank his Coke, pretending that it was Whiskey. After drinking, he left.

    Axl realized he couldn't run around with an ID that technically expired 35 years ago. He realized he would have to get a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. He told someone on the street that he was only 18 and wanted to buy Whiskey and wanted a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. The person told him he looked more like 25 than 18(Axl blushed) and should be able to get alcohol anywhere. Axl pointed out he was asked for ID at a bar and didn't have a valid ID. The Person told him where he could get a fake ID. He thanked them. He went there and at the place, he got the fake ID that looked really legitimate and said he was born in 1997. His fake ID also said his name was Michael Randall Johnson.

    He went to another bar and ordered a Whiskey. The Bartender saw the ID said 1997 and gave him the Whiskey. He paid, smiled, and drank it and left.

    I was at the KFC on NW 27th Ave in Miami and
    witnessed a horrible incident. A female who looked
    homeless was eating chicken and throwing the
    bones on the floor, leaving nothing on them. She
    picked them cleaner then any machine could ever
    achieve. She got up to refill her drink and it became
    obvious to everyone in the restaurant where the
    smell was coming from, her pants were dripping wet
    in the rear and had wet feces dropping from them,
    leaving a trail to the fountain. She filled her cup with
    a high sugar mix and went back to her seat after
    picking her rear on the way. She went back to eating
    the chicken with vigorously like it was her first meal
    in days. A Good Samaritan went to the counter and
    let the employee know what was happening. To their
    credit the associate who was probably 18 shut the
    soda fountain down and asked the customer to
    leave. She became belligerent and accused the
    Colonel of being racist like Church's Chicken and
    singling her out for her mistake. She also asked for
    more free chicken and gravy without mashed
    potatoes for the insult. After he threatened to call the
    police and Walgreens around the corner she stuffed
    the chicken remaining in her bag and left. The worker
    then asked everyone to leave as the store needed
    cleaning and gave everyone a $20 gift card for a
    future visit. I feel KFC and the employee did the best
    they can but it's apparent they need to better ban
    customers with known bowel problems. This
    individual is known around Miami for their issues at
    casinos, chicken restaurants and on public
    transportation.

    Karen Nathan arent you an African American Couponer

    or did i mistake that along the way lurking youre troll idk, Axl Rose now tho lolllll.. I mean this may be revealing your actual hand too much here for some actually highly intellectual people since, a lying African American woman actually wouldnt even know how to joke about well, Axl Rose imo so lol stop tippin youre hand imo now, we are all watching you now PFA star you are, never tip your hand

    On a more sincere serios note Karen Nathan your new and fun the stories

    This place needs to be livened up every once in a while, otherwise a few of thee people get all lost in that Mob Mentality idea and and then maybe believe its good, and its not, that's a follower not a leader

    Axl decided to go to Claven Records and promote Cake Cream. He showed the opening they did for Guns N'Roses latest show and Claven Record Executives were impressed. They told Axl to have them cut a Demo. Axl was excited and called Cake Cream and told them the good news. All of Cake Cream was excited as Claven Records is a huge Record Label in 2022. They agreed to meet up with Axl to cut the Demo the next day.

    The next day, Axl told them he believed that they were 2022's Guns N'Roses and that he believed in them.

    Axl had them play into a Cassette tape. Axl and they all went to Claven Records and turned in the Demo. Claven Records Execs were awed by the Demo and Cake Cream and Axl were excited. Claven Records told them they had a lot of real potential.

    Claven Records told Cake Cream and Axl that they wanted to buy the Demo for $100,000 and Axl and Cake Cream were excited paperwork and contracts were read, understood, and signed and they sold the Demo. The next day, the Demo was unbeknownst put on ITUNES for sale by Claven Records and it hit number 1 on the Billboard 100.

    Axl and Cake Cream were excited. The Demo was a huge hit! Fans loved it!

    A couple of days later, Cake Cream and Axl threw a huge "We made it!" Party, filled with lots of Cake Cream Fans. The Party was filled with a lot of fun, alcoholic drinks, and food and music. Axl was very tired after a couple of hours and fell asleep. While he slept, Cake Cream Fans mentioned how weird it was that Michael always wore long sleeved shirts even in the very hot April.

    Cake Cream acknowledged that this was weird, and Jimmy rolled back Axl's right sleeve and gasped as he saw the Appetite For Destruction Cross Forearm Tattoo, the same Tattoo Axl Rose had.

    Jimmy said to his Bandmates, check out Michael's Cross Tattoo. It's the same one Axl Rose has. In the same spot. " Cake Cream stared at Axl's Tattoo in complete shock. Was Michael really Axl Rose? The Cake Cream Fans also saw Axl's Tattoo. And all gasped. That's Axl Rose! A lot of Fans gasped in shock.

    Billy played Devil's Advocate and said,"Michael can't be Axl Rose. Michael and Axl showed up on stage together side by side. If Michael really is Axl, the older Axl would have disappeared. There's no way two Axls would have shown up on stage at Guns N'Roses latest Concert. Jimmy said, Hmm. Billy, you have a valid point that it be impossible for someone to stand next to themselves. But let's check Michael's wallet to be sure. If Michael really is Axl, he'd have something like an ID that had Axl's personal information on it. Billy agreed that Jimmy made perfect sense. All of Cream agreed.

    Cake Cream searched Axl's wallet. They saw Michael Randall Johnson born in 1997. Billy said, "See. Michael isn't Axl. He's really Michael like he says he is. Mike pointed out that there was another ID. Cream saw Axl's REAL ID, the one that said,"Axl Rose, Birthdate February 1962, expiration date February 1989 with his face on it. Axl for some reason carried around his REAL ID and his fake ID too. Holy shait, Billy said in shock. Michael really is Axl Rose! "

    They couldn't believe their Manager was really Axl Rose. No wonder Axl was so flawlessly able to cover for Older Axl at the latest Guns N'Roses show.

    Cake Cream was so shocked, they left Axl's sleeve up, too in shock to roll it back down. They left Axl alone sleeping. Axl woke up a little later and immediately saw his sleeve was rolled up and his Cross Tattoo was clearly visible! "No!" Axl thought panicked, sitting up as suddenly as he did in his November Rain video. Axl had a feeling he had been exposed.

    He quickly pulled down his sleeve and went back to the party. The Cake Cream Fans had left and it was just Cake Cream and Axl left. Cake Cream was looking at him intently. Axl blushed, uncomfortably.

    Jimmy said,"Michael, it's kind of hot. Sure you don't want to change into a short sleeve shirt? You must be dying of the heat in that long sleeved shirt. You can change into my short sleeved shirt. "

    Axl instinctively put his hand over his forearm and said,"No, I'm good."

    Got anything to hide, Axl?" Billy, the Drummer asked him pointedly. "my name is Michael, " Axl lied, sweating
    Andy, the Keyboard Player asked,"Billy's right. Why do you keep wearing long sleeved shirts in April? It's 80 degrees!

    My name is Michael, Axl lied, sweating. "I enjoy wearing long sleeved shirts as a Fashion choice."


    James, the Guitarist said," You sounded flawless when you covered for Axl at the Guns N'Roses Show. You sounded like his younger self."

    Axl said,"I'm not Axl Rose."

    Mike said,"Come on, we saw your Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo. We saw your Axl Rose ID. We know that you're Axl Rose. Just admit it. We're your Fans, Axl. We love you."

    The "We're your Fans, we love you," is what really caused Axl to let his guard down. He admitted,"Yes, I'm Axl Rose," Axl said, reluctantly.

    Cake Cream smiled and admitted they were happy he was there. Axl smiled and felt a huge sense of relief. He felt a huge weight had been lifted off of his shoulders.

    Cake Cream wondered how Axl ended up in 2022 when he lived in 1987, and Axl admitted he had no idea how he ended up in 2022. Cake Cream smiled and once again mentioned how happy they were that he was there.
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    Cake Cream and Axl left Denny's and went to the Mall. Axl chose and bought short sleeved shirts, grateful that he didn't have to keep wearing long sleeved shirts now that his secret was out. James, Jimmy, Billy, Mike, and Andy also chose short sleeved shirts. Billy reminded Axl that he had a Court Date coming up in three days and should buy a suit. Axl responded,"Good thinking." Billy smiled. Axl bought a long sleeved black three piece suit.

    Cake Cream giggled at his choice.

    Axl confused responded,"What's so funny about a long sleeved black three piece suit?"

    James responded,"At your court date in 1993, you wore a garish turquoise suit to court. That black three piece suit is a lot better than that garish turquoise suit you wore to Court. Axl asked to see the garish turquoise suit. Cake Cream showed him the garish turquoise suit on YouTube.

    Axl responded,"Yikes. What the hell was I thinking with that weird looking suit?" He cringed good naturedly.

    They all laughed. Cake Cream bought clothes too and they went home(Billy's house, Billy's house was their home now)

    At home, Cake Cream decided to do a practice Court hearing for Axl's upcoming Court Date in order to help him out.

    Axl smiled. He was "Sworn in," by James the Baliff.

    He took the oath. He was seated.

    Andy pretended to be the Creep. The Creep pressing charges on Axl was named Brian Washington.

    Billy was Axl's Lawyer.

    Mike was the judge.

    Jimmy was Brian's (Andy's Lawyer).

    Court was in session.

    Brian (Andy)and Jimmy claimed they were suing Axl for $100,000 for the camera and for assaulting him. Brian claimed the Camera Axl broke was a Family Heirloom Camera that had been around since 1800.

    Billy pointed out that the Camera was filmed in the viral video and it was a Camera that was a 2021 Camera valued at $1,000.

    Axl smirked.

    Brian(Andy) claimed that Axl's punch cost him $99,000 in an emergency room. Jimmy claimed there was Paperwork. Billy asked to see it. Brian and Jimmy produced an obviously doctored ER bill.

    Billy got aggressive and said, "You have produced false Documents in a Court of Law and can be arrested for Fraud. Axl could countersue you for Defamation and major Extortion.

    The Judge, Mike upheld what Billy said.

    Jimmy and Brian broke down and admitted those were false Documents and they just wanted to exhort a lot of money out of Axl for this.

    Billy and Axl smirked. The Judge showed contempt, disgust, and scorn at Brian and Jimmy.

    The Judge then showed a lot of professionalism and asked Axl if he pled Guilty to Assault and destruction of property in Brian's case.

    Axl pled Guilty to Assaulting Brian and breaking his camera.

    Mike ordered Axl to pay Brian $10,000 for Assault and breaking his camera.

    Mike ended the Trial. Billy and Axl cheered triumphantly while Brian (Andy) and Jimmy pretended to be defeated. Axl pretended to Zelle Brian(Andy) $10,000.

    The Mock Trial Practice was a success.

     
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    Cake Cream hired a real Lawyer for Axl. Axl's Lawyer practiced the Court Hearing with Axl and they practiced multiple times. Cake Cream and Axl then chilled for the next three days.

    Axl's Court Hearing was for 10 AM. If he didn't show up, he'd have a Bench Warrant and automatically forfeit his Case. Brian Washington was hoping Axl would come late or even miss the Court hearing and forfeit his Case judging by Axl's track record for coming to events really late.

    At 7:00, Cake Cream woke up Axl and they all got ready and ate and went to the Courthouse.

    Outside of the Courthouse, Fans of Guns N'Roses held up signs saying stuff like,"We love you Axl! We support Axl! Tons of Fans verbally stood up for Axl. Axl smugly blushed at the support of his fans. He signed autographs and thanked the Fans for their support and was welcomed. Axl was wearing the black three piece suit. Axl's Lawyer and he practiced the Court Hearing again. At 9:30, Brian Washington and Brian's Lawyer came to the Courthouse. Even after Cake Cream and Axl. Brian and his Lawyer looked smug until they saw that Axl was already there. Early. Their smugness turned into troubled expressions. Axl smugly smirked at them as if to convey,"I'm here early, Bitches! " Cake Cream also looked at them smugly.

    Axl and Brian were sworn in. They took the oaths.

    The Court Hearing was in Session and Axl was put on the stand.

    Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch gave him a Concussion and the Camera they wanted $200,000 for the broken Camera and the concussion..

    Axl's Lawyer pointed out that young Axl didn't even have $20,000 to his name in 2022 and had to be bailed out by the Go Fund Me Charity. Axl's Lawyer also pointed out that asking Axl for $200,000 for a broken Camera and a punch to the face was excessive extortion. Brian's Lawyer claimed a Concussion was worth a lot of money.

    Axl was suddenly asked by Brian's Lawyer if Cake Cream hid Axl when he was a Fugitive. Axl REALLY didn't want to answer that. He didn't want to get Cake Cream into trouble. Axl's deep loyalty to his Friends was one of the core aspects of his personality. He hoped his Lawyer would object to that question. He made deep eye contact with his Lawyer, telepathically begging him to object to that question.

    His Lawyer got the hint and said,"Objection. Question is irrelevant to case."

    The Judge overruled the objection and stated that Axl had to answer the question.

    Axl said,"Alright, if I have to answer the question, I was living on the streets alone during my time as a Fugitive." Axl lied.

    How did you eat, sleep and use the bathroom and shower if you were a Fugitive living alone? Axl's Lawyer asked him.

    Axl's Lawyer objected stating that these questions were personal and the case was about Assault and destruction of property.

    The Judge overruled the objection once again. Axl had to respond.

    Axl responded. "I bathed in the ocean when no one was around. I bought food and drinks using disguises during my time as a Fugitive. I used public bathrooms. I slept on park benches. I used to be homeless before making it big so I'm pretty familiar with living on the streets."

    "So, you never spent any time with any of Cake Cream Members during your time as a Fugitive?

    Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.

    Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.

    Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.
    Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.

    Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.

    Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.

    Axl responded,"I spent no time at all with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.

    Brian's Lawyer continued to ask if Axl spent any time with Cake Cream during his time as a Fugitive.

    Axl responded, "I have already responded multiple times that I didn't spend any time with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.

    Brian's Lawyer said,"I call Cake Cream to the stand for questioning if they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive.

    Axl had a look of panic and desperately told his Lawyer,"Stop him!"

    Axl's Lawyer objected putting Cake Cream on the stand as this was about Axl assaulting Brian and breaking his Camera, not about whether or not they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive."

    The Judge sustained the objection and Cake Cream didn't have to go on the stand. Cake Cream and Axl breathed sighs of relief.

    Brian's Lawyer continued to ask Axl if he was with Cake Cream at anytime during his time as a Fugitive. Axl responded,"I have already stated I was living alone on the streets and not with Cake Cream anytime during my time as a Fugitive. I plead the fifth Commandment🤣on any more questions about Cake Cream."

    Brian's Lawyer once again asked him if Cake Cream hid him during any of his time as a Fugitive. Axl rolled his eyes in disdain and didn't answer.

    Axl's Lawyer said," Once again, objection..My Client has already said he was living on the streets alone during his time as a Fugitive and pleaded the Fifth Amendment on additional questions about Cake Cream although he said Commandment. He meant Amendment. Asking him additional questions about this is Badgering harassment. "

    Axl gave a relieved look of gratefulness to his Lawyer.

    The Judge sustained the objection and Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch sent Brian to the ground immediately after the punch. Axl's Lawyer showed the viral video and it clearly showed Brian wasn't sent to the ground at all immediately after the punch but was standing and walking away. The viral video also showed that Brian had been invading Axl's privacy by constantly following him and snapping pictures of him even after Axl asked him to stop.

    The Judge took all of this into consideration. The Judge pointed out Brian was an Instigator in the case and Axl was clearly seen being harassed and followed by Brian. Axl smirked. The Judge also pointed out that Axl could have handled his temper better.

     
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    Young Axl Rose showing up in 2022!
    This is a Fan Fiction I came up with..😀

    25 year old Axl Rose somehow ended up in 2022. He was confused. Just a few moments ago, it was 1987. Axl was approached by Guns N'Roses Fans who gawked at him in awe


    "Oh my God! You look JUST like a young Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses! One of them said in amazement.

    Axl blushed, wondering how he would answer that. He decided to answer,"Well, a lot of People look alike."

    Another Guns N'Roses Fan answered,"You not only look alike, you are a dead ringer for him! The Fan took out her phone and looked up,"Young Axl Rose, on Google" and showed him a picture of his current (young) self. Axl smiled and said,"I see the resemblance." The Fans smiled back. They suggested he enter an Axl Rose look alike Contest as he would surely win. Axl laughed and politely thanked them for their suggestions. Axl thanked God he happened to be wearing a long sleeved leather jacket that hid all of his Tattoos.

    The Fans asked him,"What is your favorite Music Band? " Axl reflexively answered,"Guns N'Roses." The Fans looked at each other with happy suspicion. "Are you sure you aren't Axl Rose? They asked him. "No," he answered. They giggled happily. He then quickly answered,"I meant, "No, I'm not Axl Rose." They asked him what his name was. He answered,"Bruce," using his middle name. They continued to talk about how incredibly alike he looked to Axl Rose and they continued to imply he was Axl Rose. He begun to squirm uncomfortably. He answered,"Axl and I aren't even the same age! I am 25 and he should be 60!" Axl wondered how Current Older Axl looked and thought,"Current Older me most likely looks like me, just a lot older."


    Axl then thought in Horror that Current Older him might be DEAD in 2022. He asked The Fans,"How many Guns N'Roses Members are still alive? They answered,"All of them are still alive. He breathed a sigh of relief and said,"Thank God." They looked at him curiously and he awkwardly chatted with them a little while later and then said,"Goodbye." He left.

    Axl looked in wonder and realized that a lot of People had masks on. He wondered why. He then heard of Covid and asked,"What's Covid?" People were confused on how he didn't know what Covid was as it had been around for over two years. He on the top of his head made up a lie and claimed he had been in a coma for three years and just woke up today. He was told what it was. He asked if he could use his bandana as a mask and he was told he could. Axl was grateful he could use his bandana as a mask and that his bandana would also double as a disguise. He used his bandana and bought a pair of sunglasses to further disguise himself

    omg thats amazing, heres some fan fiction i didnt write but really enjoy:

    Tyler opened his eyes to a dark and strange sight. All around him were strange black shapes attached to the walls. They looked like tubes and bones, shaped in intricate patterns. it covered every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, even the window. The door, however, was left untouched.

    It was a Hive.

    He sat up in his bed and looked for his odd roommate. He saw her curled up in the corner of the room.

    A long, black, and curved head with no eyes. A sleek black body, with what seemed like an exoskeleton. Four, powerful legs, each ending in a hand-like appendage. Two fingers and two thumbs, each with claws. Four black tubes coming from her back, extending nearly a foot up. A long, segmented tail, tipped with a sharp blade. Standing over nine feet tall when on it's hind legs.

    An Acheronian Xenomorph, one of the last members of its kind, and a female.

    Now, don't ask how Tyler knew it was a female, he may or may not have caught a glimpse two weeks ago of a certain, female part.

    As for where she came from? Tyler found her outside one day, a mere three weeks ago, several injured with claw and teeth wounds. Suffice to say, he quickly learned of her blood's acidic qualities.

    The couch will never be the same.

    After she healed, he expected her to leave. She didn't. She stayed. Two weeks later, his room was a Hive.

    He didn't mind though. Even then, it's not like he would have told her to stop. Not when she can rip apart solid steel with her hands. Paws. Claws? Whatever they are.

    Tyler became aware of a... peculiar smell. It smelled like honey, clear water, and oddly enough, blackberries. It shouldn't have smelled good, but it did. Fortunetly.

    Unfortunetly, however, it also excited a certain part. He lied back in bed, while simultaneously raising a knee, to cover a tent, pitched in the sheets.

    Naturally, he had morning wood, and that odd, weird, unnatural, delicious smell made it worse.

    Woah! Where'd that come from? He though, confused.

    Of course, he slept naked. Of course, he managed to kick off the blanket while he slept, but fortunetly left the sheets.

    Of course, the Xenomorph smelled hos arousal. After all, she was the one causing it, with her heat pheromones. Not that Tyler knew.

    The Xenomorph stood up. On all fours though, so it was only slightly gigantic. It slowly sauntered over to the naked, aroused man, long tail swaying seductively behind her. Not that Tyler saw. His knee blocked her from sight.

    Of course, when he felt her grab his leg, he almost shit himself.

    "Fucking Hell, Xerah! Fucking scared me!" Tyler exclaimed at the black figure looming over him. He noticed the smell was even stronger than before, and it clouded his mind.

    Of course his erection only got harder.

    Xerah seemed to smell the air, before slowly forcing Tyler's leg down. He didn't resist. Not that he could. If she really wanted it down, she could have ripped it off.

    Of course, having both legs flat on the bed made his arousal extremely obvious.

    Tyler looked on, nervous at Xerah's plans, and knowing full well he couldn't stop whatever she was planning.

    Xerah made an odd, growling cough as she watched the human squirm in front of her. Tyler realized she was laughing.

    Xerah reached down and slowly, ever do slowly, pull back the sheets from Tyler's lower end. His manhood sprang free. A little over seven inches, and throbbing from pent up sexual tension.

    Not like he could relievehimself considering his roommate almost never left his side.

    Tyler was shocked to see a bit of drool fall from the being's mouth and onto the bed. He was even more shocked to see more 'drool' slide down the Alien's back legs.

    The Xenomorph reached out and lightly gripped his member with her large, and surprisingly soft, hands. She slowly move her hands in a up-and-down motion, felt it throb in her hand. That, and Tyler's panting. She figured that meant she was doing good.

    Tyler couldn't believe what was happening. A Alien, know for tearing apart prey with bare hands and eating people, was giving him a handjob!

    Tyler couldn't help the low groan that sounded out, nor the hand that softly pressured the Alien's head to move down.

    Xerah had never done this before, but her Hive Memories helped. Significantly. When she felt his hands push her head down, she knew what to do.

    Tyler could only watch in shock and nervousness as her mouth opened, and a black tube slowly extended. The teeth opened wide, far out of the danger zone as the tube engulfed the man's manhood.

    Xerah felt herself become more exited at the taste of his shaft, the smell of his arousal, and the sound of his pleasure as he groaned and painted as her Feeder Tube moved at a rapid pace.

    Within several minutes, she hear him speak in a strained voice, "I..I'm c..close."

    She knew what he meant. She sped up.

    Her head bobbed rapidly, assisting the Tube and her hand played with his testicles, feeling them,.massaging them.

    It wasn't long before he came.

    He uttered a short shout of pleasure, before she tasted the first strand of his seed launched down the Tube and into her throat. She marveled at the taste, and enjoyed the several strands that follow after, before pulling away with a wet pop!

    He lied there, panting from the pleasure, and saw that she had lied down beside him. He happened to glance downward, and saw her excitement. He knew what to do.

    "Roll over onto your back for me, okay?"

    She did. And as she did, the smell become much stronger, and he felt his erection surface again, but he wanted something else, first.

    He looked and saw her lips. They were black as well, and as he teased them open, saw the inside was black, too.

    He leaned down, and took a deep smell. This close to the source, the scent was driving him crazy. He quickly drove in, and ran his tounge over her lips, slightly parting them as he tasted her. Two things happened.

    One, the Xenomoprh twitched and uttered a long, drawn out sigh. Two, he discovered that she tasted as she smelled. Water, Honey, and Blackberries.

    It was delicious.

    Tyler returned for a second lick. Then a third, a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh. Each time piercing a little deeper and making the Alien a little loader.

    He continued for several minutes, tounge buried into her folds, fingers massaging her clit, before he felt her muscles begin to contract.

    Xerah let out a long, breathy whimper escape through her throat.

    He knew what she meant. He sped up.

    It wasn't long before the combined sensations of a tounge licking her most private parts, and a finger toying with her clit sent her over the edge.

    , hard.

    Tyler did what he could to drink it all, but it ended up coating his neck, chest, and face.

    He loved the taste.

    Tyler was confused when the Alien got up and placed her front legs on the bed. He realized what she was doing when she raised her tail, even though he wasn't behind her.

    It didn't take long to fix that problem.

    Tyler felt the tip of his manhood poke the Alien's lips. He rubbed against her, letting himself become lubricated with her juices.

    She was impatient.

    Tyler felt her tail wrap around his waist and pull him in, her body simultaneously thrusting backwards, hilting him in one move.

    They both let out long sighs of pleasure before Tyler touched her tail. She loosened her grip, but remained wrapped around him.

    Tyler began to thrust in and out of her, groaning at the feeling of her warmth, and her walls massaging his length.

    He continued to move, picking up the pace and increasing force. Their groans and moans becoming louder with each thrust. It wasn't long before they both felt a pressure coming. Xerah tightened her tail just slightly, and Tyler adjusted his grip nearly imperceptibly.

    They both knew what the other meant, and they both wanted it.

    Xerah came first, signaled by rapid and repeated contraction of her walls and a throaty moan emitting from her throat, followed by her juices coming out in a veritable torrent, soaking his member and crotch more than they already were.

    This triggered his own orgasm, as, with a moan, his shaft released spurt after spurt of his hot seed directly into her womb, coating her insides and making her moan again.

    As they both came down from their euphoric high, they both lied down in the bed, still joined together.

    As sleep overcame them, Tyler spoke in a tired voice, "We have to do this again."

    A low purr signaled Xerah's agreement, before they both fell asleep, wrapped and joined together.

    Axl wanted an alcoholic drink, so he went to a bar and ordered Nighttrain, one of his favorite drinks. The Bartender pointed out that Night train stopped being produced in the 80's. Axl blushed. Axl instead asked for a Whiskey. The Bartender asked for his ID. "I'm 25, I promise, Axl said. The Bartender said,"Everybody who looks under 40 needs to show ID. Axl took out his ID and covered his name.

    The Bartender looked at both him and his ID suspiciously. "This ID says you were born in 1962. According to this ID, you are 60. I thought you said you were 25. And besides, this ID says it expired in 1989. You definitely look much younger than 60. What kind of games you playing, kid?" Axl blushed uncomfortably. He had a couple of choices he could make. He could just tell the truth and admit he was Axl Rose and time traveled from 1987 to 2022. He could claim the ID was fake and risk going to jail in 2022. He REALLY wanted the Whiskey, but he technically no longer had a valid ID. He could just order a Coke and pretend it was Whiskey He chose to just order a Coke. He paid for it with a 1985 $20 bill. The Bartender scrutinized the 1985 bill and determined it to be real and gave him modern change. Axl drank his Coke, pretending that it was Whiskey. After drinking, he left.

    Axl realized he couldn't run around with an ID that technically expired 35 years ago. He realized he would have to get a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. He told someone on the street that he was only 18 and wanted to buy Whiskey and wanted a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. The person told him he looked more like 25 than 18(Axl blushed) and should be able to get alcohol anywhere. Axl pointed out he was asked for ID at a bar and didn't have a valid ID. The Person told him where he could get a fake ID. He thanked them. He went there and at the place, he got the fake ID that looked really legitimate and said he was born in 1997. His fake ID also said his name was Michael Randall Johnson.

    He went to another bar and ordered a Whiskey. The Bartender saw the ID said 1997 and gave him the Whiskey. He paid, smiled, and drank it and left.

    I was at the KFC on NW 27th Ave in Miami and
    witnessed a horrible incident. A female who looked
    homeless was eating chicken and throwing the
    bones on the floor, leaving nothing on them. She
    picked them cleaner then any machine could ever
    achieve. She got up to refill her drink and it became
    obvious to everyone in the restaurant where the
    smell was coming from, her pants were dripping wet
    in the rear and had wet feces dropping from them,
    leaving a trail to the fountain. She filled her cup with
    a high sugar mix and went back to her seat after
    picking her rear on the way. She went back to eating
    the chicken with vigorously like it was her first meal
    in days. A Good Samaritan went to the counter and
    let the employee know what was happening. To their
    credit the associate who was probably 18 shut the
    soda fountain down and asked the customer to
    leave. She became belligerent and accused the
    Colonel of being racist like Church's Chicken and
    singling her out for her mistake. She also asked for
    more free chicken and gravy without mashed
    potatoes for the insult. After he threatened to call the
    police and Walgreens around the corner she stuffed
    the chicken remaining in her bag and left. The worker
    then asked everyone to leave as the store needed
    cleaning and gave everyone a $20 gift card for a
    future visit. I feel KFC and the employee did the best
    they can but it's apparent they need to better ban
    customers with known bowel problems. This
    individual is known around Miami for their issues at
    casinos, chicken restaurants and on public
    transportation.

    Karen Nathan arent you an African American Couponer

    or did i mistake that along the way lurking youre troll idk, Axl Rose now tho lolllll.. I mean this may be revealing your actual hand too much here for some actually highly intellectual people since, a lying African American woman actually wouldnt even know how to joke about well, Axl Rose imo so lol stop tippin youre hand imo now, we are all watching you now PFA star you are, never tip your hand

    On a more sincere serios note Karen Nathan your new and fun the stories

    This place needs to be livened up every once in a while, otherwise a few of thee people get all lost in that Mob Mentality idea and and then maybe believe its good, and its not, that's a follower not a leader

    Axl decided to go to Claven Records and promote Cake Cream. He showed the opening they did for Guns N'Roses latest show and Claven Record Executives were impressed. They told Axl to have them cut a Demo. Axl was excited and called Cake Cream and told them the good news. All of Cake Cream was excited as Claven Records is a huge Record Label in 2022. They agreed to meet up with Axl to cut the Demo the next day.

    The next day, Axl told them he believed that they were 2022's Guns N'Roses and that he believed in them.

    Axl had them play into a Cassette tape. Axl and they all went to Claven Records and turned in the Demo. Claven Records Execs were awed by the Demo and Cake Cream and Axl were excited. Claven Records told them they had a lot of real potential.

    Claven Records told Cake Cream and Axl that they wanted to buy the Demo for $100,000 and Axl and Cake Cream were excited paperwork and contracts were read, understood, and signed and they sold the Demo. The next day, the Demo was unbeknownst put on ITUNES for sale by Claven Records and it hit number 1 on the Billboard 100.

    Axl and Cake Cream were excited. The Demo was a huge hit! Fans loved it!

    A couple of days later, Cake Cream and Axl threw a huge "We made it!" Party, filled with lots of Cake Cream Fans. The Party was filled with a lot of fun, alcoholic drinks, and food and music. Axl was very tired after a couple of hours and fell asleep. While he slept, Cake Cream Fans mentioned how weird it was that Michael always wore long sleeved shirts even in the very hot April.

    Cake Cream acknowledged that this was weird, and Jimmy rolled back Axl's right sleeve and gasped as he saw the Appetite For Destruction Cross Forearm Tattoo, the same Tattoo Axl Rose had.

    Jimmy said to his Bandmates, check out Michael's Cross Tattoo. It's the same one Axl Rose has. In the same spot. " Cake Cream stared at Axl's Tattoo in complete shock. Was Michael really Axl Rose? The Cake Cream Fans also saw Axl's Tattoo. And all gasped. That's Axl Rose! A lot of Fans gasped in shock.

    Billy played Devil's Advocate and said,"Michael can't be Axl Rose. Michael and Axl showed up on stage together side by side. If Michael really is Axl, the older Axl would have disappeared. There's no way two Axls would have shown up on stage at Guns N'Roses latest Concert. Jimmy said, Hmm. Billy, you have a valid point that it be impossible for someone to stand next to themselves. But let's check Michael's wallet to be sure. If Michael really is Axl, he'd have something like an ID that had Axl's personal information on it. Billy agreed that Jimmy made perfect sense. All of Cream agreed.

    Cake Cream searched Axl's wallet. They saw Michael Randall Johnson born in 1997. Billy said, "See. Michael isn't Axl. He's really Michael like he says he is. Mike pointed out that there was another ID. Cream saw Axl's REAL ID, the one that said,"Axl Rose, Birthdate February 1962, expiration date February 1989 with his face on it. Axl for some reason carried around his REAL ID and his fake ID too. Holy shait, Billy said in shock. Michael really is Axl Rose! "

    They couldn't believe their Manager was really Axl Rose. No wonder Axl was so flawlessly able to cover for Older Axl at the latest Guns N'Roses show.

    Cake Cream was so shocked, they left Axl's sleeve up, too in shock to roll it back down. They left Axl alone sleeping. Axl woke up a little later and immediately saw his sleeve was rolled up and his Cross Tattoo was clearly visible! "No!" Axl thought panicked, sitting up as suddenly as he did in his November Rain video. Axl had a feeling he had been exposed.

    He quickly pulled down his sleeve and went back to the party. The Cake Cream Fans had left and it was just Cake Cream and Axl left. Cake Cream was looking at him intently. Axl blushed, uncomfortably.

    Jimmy said,"Michael, it's kind of hot. Sure you don't want to change into a short sleeve shirt? You must be dying of the heat in that long sleeved shirt. You can change into my short sleeved shirt. "

    Axl instinctively put his hand over his forearm and said,"No, I'm good."

    Got anything to hide, Axl?" Billy, the Drummer asked him pointedly. "my name is Michael, " Axl lied, sweating
    Andy, the Keyboard Player asked,"Billy's right. Why do you keep wearing long sleeved shirts in April? It's 80 degrees!

    My name is Michael, Axl lied, sweating. "I enjoy wearing long sleeved shirts as a Fashion choice."


    James, the Guitarist said," You sounded flawless when you covered for Axl at the Guns N'Roses Show. You sounded like his younger self."

    Axl said,"I'm not Axl Rose."

    Mike said,"Come on, we saw your Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo. We saw your Axl Rose ID. We know that you're Axl Rose. Just admit it. We're your Fans, Axl. We love you."

    The "We're your Fans, we love you," is what really caused Axl to let his guard down. He admitted,"Yes, I'm Axl Rose," Axl said, reluctantly.

    Cake Cream smiled and admitted they were happy he was there. Axl smiled and felt a huge sense of relief. He felt a huge weight had been lifted off of his shoulders.

    Cake Cream wondered how Axl ended up in 2022 when he lived in 1987, and Axl admitted he had no idea how he ended up in 2022. Cake Cream smiled and once again mentioned how happy they were that he was there.

    Cake Cream hired a real Lawyer for Axl. Axl's Lawyer practiced the Court Hearing with Axl and they practiced multiple times. Cake Cream and Axl then chilled for the next three days.

    Axl's Court Hearing was for 10 AM. If he didn't show up, he'd have a Bench Warrant and automatically forfeit his Case. Brian Washington was hoping Axl would come late or even miss the Court hearing and forfeit his Case judging by Axl's track record for coming to events really late.

    At 7:00, Cake Cream woke up Axl and they all got ready and ate and went to the Courthouse.

    Outside of the Courthouse, Fans of Guns N'Roses held up signs saying stuff like,"We love you Axl! We support Axl! Tons of Fans verbally stood up for Axl. Axl smugly blushed at the support of his fans. He signed autographs and thanked the Fans for their support and was welcomed. Axl was wearing the black three piece suit. Axl's Lawyer and he practiced the Court Hearing again. At 9:30, Brian Washington and Brian's Lawyer came to the Courthouse. Even after Cake Cream and Axl. Brian and his Lawyer looked smug until they saw that Axl was already there. Early. Their smugness turned into troubled expressions. Axl smugly smirked at them as if to convey,"I'm here early, Bitches! " Cake Cream also looked at them smugly.

    Axl and Brian were sworn in. They took the oaths.

    The Court Hearing was in Session and Axl was put on the stand.

    Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch gave him a Concussion and the Camera they wanted $200,000 for the broken Camera and the concussion..

    Axl's Lawyer pointed out that young Axl didn't even have $20,000 to his name in 2022 and had to be bailed out by the Go Fund Me Charity. Axl's Lawyer also pointed out that asking Axl for $200,000 for a broken Camera and a punch to the face was excessive extortion. Brian's Lawyer claimed a Concussion was worth a lot of money.

    Axl was suddenly asked by Brian's Lawyer if Cake Cream hid Axl when he was a Fugitive. Axl REALLY didn't want to answer that. He didn't want to get Cake Cream into trouble. Axl's deep loyalty to his Friends was one of the core aspects of his personality. He hoped his Lawyer would object to that question. He made deep eye contact with his Lawyer, telepathically begging him to object to that question.

    His Lawyer got the hint and said,"Objection. Question is irrelevant to case."

    The Judge overruled the objection and stated that Axl had to answer the question.

    Axl said,"Alright, if I have to answer the question, I was living on the streets alone during my time as a Fugitive." Axl lied.

    How did you eat, sleep and use the bathroom and shower if you were a Fugitive living alone? Axl's Lawyer asked him.

    Axl's Lawyer objected stating that these questions were personal and the case was about Assault and destruction of property.

    The Judge overruled the objection once again. Axl had to respond.

    Axl responded. "I bathed in the ocean when no one was around. I bought food and drinks using disguises during my time as a Fugitive. I used public bathrooms. I slept on park benches. I used to be homeless before making it big so I'm pretty familiar with living on the streets."

    "So, you never spent any time with any of Cake Cream Members during your time as a Fugitive?

    Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.

    Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.

    Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.
    Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.

    Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.

    Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.

    Axl responded,"I spent no time at all with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.

    Brian's Lawyer continued to ask if Axl spent any time with Cake Cream during his time as a Fugitive.

    Axl responded, "I have already responded multiple times that I didn't spend any time with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.

    Brian's Lawyer said,"I call Cake Cream to the stand for questioning if they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive.

    Axl had a look of panic and desperately told his Lawyer,"Stop him!"

    Axl's Lawyer objected putting Cake Cream on the stand as this was about Axl assaulting Brian and breaking his Camera, not about whether or not they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive."

    The Judge sustained the objection and Cake Cream didn't have to go on the stand. Cake Cream and Axl breathed sighs of relief.

    Brian's Lawyer continued to ask Axl if he was with Cake Cream at anytime during his time as a Fugitive. Axl responded,"I have already stated I was living alone on the streets and not with Cake Cream anytime during my time as a Fugitive. I plead the fifth Commandment🤣on any more questions about Cake Cream."

    Brian's Lawyer once again asked him if Cake Cream hid him during any of his time as a Fugitive. Axl rolled his eyes in disdain and didn't answer.

    Axl's Lawyer said," Once again, objection..My Client has already said he was living on the streets alone during his time as a Fugitive and pleaded the Fifth Amendment on additional questions about Cake Cream although he said Commandment. He meant Amendment. Asking him additional questions about this is Badgering harassment. "

    Axl gave a relieved look of gratefulness to his Lawyer.

    The Judge sustained the objection and Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch sent Brian to the ground immediately after the punch. Axl's Lawyer showed the viral video and it clearly showed Brian wasn't sent to the ground at all immediately after the punch but was standing and walking away. The viral video also showed that Brian had been invading Axl's privacy by constantly following him and snapping pictures of him even after Axl asked him to stop.

    The Judge took all of this into consideration. The Judge pointed out Brian was an Instigator in the case and Axl was clearly seen being harassed and followed by Brian. Axl smirked. The Judge also pointed out that Axl could have handled his temper better.

     
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    During the recess, everyone was able to take an hour break. During that break, they ate a late breakfast, used the bathroom, talked to their Lawyers, etc. Axl checked his phone and saw he had a Zelle Message saying,"W. Axl Rose sent you 5 Million. We are depositing this money into your account immediately." He checked his Bank Account and sure enough, he had an extra 5 Million in his bank Account! He then saw he had a text message from Older Axl that read,"Hi, Axl. Heard you got into legal trouble. Here is 5 Million to help you out. Use it for your legal troubles and use the rest of the money on whatever you want.

    Axl called Older Axl and thanked him for the $5 Million.

    Older Axl warmly welcomed him back. They chatted for a little while and then the break was over.


    Court was back in Session. Axl told his Lawyer that he was sent extra money from a close Family Member. He and his Lawyer drew up a Contract for $52,000. Axl asked Brian,"Be honest. How much is that Camera I broke REALLY worth? Brian sheepishly answered," $1,000."

    Axl said,"I'll pay you $2,000 for the Camera. I'll pay you $50,000 for punching you in the face. All you have to do is sign this legally binding contract stating you will never ask me, Cake Cream, or Guns N'Roses for money ever again and you're $52,000 richer." Brian and his Lawyer read the Contract, and signed.

    They did all of this in front of the judge and the Judge agreed to this.

    Axl Zelled Brian $52,000. Brian and his Lawyer smirked happily.

    Court was soon adjourned since Brian and his Lawyer accepted the Zelled $52,000 and signed a contract.

    Axl paid his Lawyer and Brian paid his Lawyer. They all left Court.

    More Fans showed support for Axl and Axl warmly thanked them and was welcomed. He signed more autographs.

    Cake Cream and he went back to Billy's house (Home). At home, Axl took a very long nap as he was very tired. When he woke up, Cake Cream and he ordered no contact pizza again and ate it. Axl decided to do them a favor and paid them $20,000 each as a "Thank you," for hiding him from Authorities and being such good Friends to him. They were pleasantly surprised to see,"Axl Rose sent you $20,000," on each of their phones. They all thanked him. He welcomed them.

     
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    omg thats amazing, heres some fan fiction i didnt write but really enjoy:

    Tyler opened his eyes to a dark and strange sight. All around him were strange black shapes attached to the walls. They looked like tubes and bones, shaped in intricate patterns. it covered every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, even the window. The door, however, was left untouched.

    It was a Hive.

    He sat up in his bed and looked for his odd roommate. He saw her curled up in the corner of the room.

    A long, black, and curved head with no eyes. A sleek black body, with what seemed like an exoskeleton. Four, powerful legs, each ending in a hand-like appendage. Two fingers and two thumbs, each with claws. Four black tubes coming from her back, extending nearly a foot up. A long, segmented tail, tipped with a sharp blade. Standing over nine feet tall when on it's hind legs.

    An Acheronian Xenomorph, one of the last members of its kind, and a female.

    Now, don't ask how Tyler knew it was a female, he may or may not have caught a glimpse two weeks ago of a certain, female part.

    As for where she came from? Tyler found her outside one day, a mere three weeks ago, several injured with claw and teeth wounds. Suffice to say, he quickly learned of her blood's acidic qualities.

    The couch will never be the same.

    After she healed, he expected her to leave. She didn't. She stayed. Two weeks later, his room was a Hive.

    He didn't mind though. Even then, it's not like he would have told her to stop. Not when she can rip apart solid steel with her hands. Paws. Claws? Whatever they are.

    Tyler became aware of a... peculiar smell. It smelled like honey, clear water, and oddly enough, blackberries. It shouldn't have smelled good, but it did. Fortunetly.

    Unfortunetly, however, it also excited a certain part. He lied back in bed, while simultaneously raising a knee, to cover a tent, pitched in the sheets.

    Naturally, he had morning wood, and that odd, weird, unnatural, delicious smell made it worse.

    Woah! Where'd that come from? He though, confused.

    Of course, he slept naked. Of course, he managed to kick off the blanket while he slept, but fortunetly left the sheets.

    Of course, the Xenomorph smelled hos arousal. After all, she was the one causing it, with her heat pheromones. Not that Tyler knew.

    The Xenomorph stood up. On all fours though, so it was only slightly gigantic. It slowly sauntered over to the naked, aroused man, long tail swaying seductively behind her. Not that Tyler saw. His knee blocked her from sight.

    Of course, when he felt her grab his leg, he almost shit himself.

    "Fucking Hell, Xerah! Fucking scared me!" Tyler exclaimed at the black figure looming over him. He noticed the smell was even stronger than before, and it clouded his mind.

    Of course his erection only got harder.

    Xerah seemed to smell the air, before slowly forcing Tyler's leg down. He didn't resist. Not that he could. If she really wanted it down, she could have ripped it off.

    Of course, having both legs flat on the bed made his arousal extremely obvious.

    Tyler looked on, nervous at Xerah's plans, and knowing full well he couldn't stop whatever she was planning.

    Xerah made an odd, growling cough as she watched the human squirm in front of her. Tyler realized she was laughing.

    Xerah reached down and slowly, ever do slowly, pull back the sheets from Tyler's lower end. His manhood sprang free. A little over seven inches, and throbbing from pent up sexual tension.

    Not like he could relievehimself considering his roommate almost never left his side.

    Tyler was shocked to see a bit of drool fall from the being's mouth and onto the bed. He was even more shocked to see more 'drool' slide down the Alien's back legs.

    The Xenomorph reached out and lightly gripped his member with her large, and surprisingly soft, hands. She slowly move her hands in a up-and-down motion, felt it throb in her hand. That, and Tyler's panting. She figured that meant she was doing good.

    Tyler couldn't believe what was happening. A Alien, know for tearing apart prey with bare hands and eating people, was giving him a handjob!

    Tyler couldn't help the low groan that sounded out, nor the hand that softly pressured the Alien's head to move down.

    Xerah had never done this before, but her Hive Memories helped. Significantly. When she felt his hands push her head down, she knew what to do.

    Tyler could only watch in shock and nervousness as her mouth opened, and a black tube slowly extended. The teeth opened wide, far out of the danger zone as the tube engulfed the man's manhood.

    Xerah felt herself become more exited at the taste of his shaft, the smell of his arousal, and the sound of his pleasure as he groaned and painted as her Feeder Tube moved at a rapid pace.

    Within several minutes, she hear him speak in a strained voice, "I..I'm c..close."

    She knew what he meant. She sped up.

    Her head bobbed rapidly, assisting the Tube and her hand played with his testicles, feeling them,.massaging them.

    It wasn't long before he came.

    He uttered a short shout of pleasure, before she tasted the first strand of his seed launched down the Tube and into her throat. She marveled at the taste, and enjoyed the several strands that follow after, before pulling away with a wet pop!

    He lied there, panting from the pleasure, and saw that she had lied down beside him. He happened to glance downward, and saw her excitement. He knew what to do.

    "Roll over onto your back for me, okay?"

    She did. And as she did, the smell become much stronger, and he felt his erection surface again, but he wanted something else, first.

    He looked and saw her lips. They were black as well, and as he teased them open, saw the inside was black, too.

    He leaned down, and took a deep smell. This close to the source, the scent was driving him crazy. He quickly drove in, and ran his tounge over her lips, slightly parting them as he tasted her. Two things happened.

    One, the Xenomoprh twitched and uttered a long, drawn out sigh. Two, he discovered that she tasted as she smelled. Water, Honey, and Blackberries.

    It was delicious.

    Tyler returned for a second lick. Then a third, a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh. Each time piercing a little deeper and making the Alien a little loader.

    He continued for several minutes, tounge buried into her folds, fingers massaging her clit, before he felt her muscles begin to contract.

    Xerah let out a long, breathy whimper escape through her throat.

    He knew what she meant. He sped up.

    It wasn't long before the combined sensations of a tounge licking her most private parts, and a finger toying with her clit sent her over the edge.

    , hard.

    Tyler did what he could to drink it all, but it ended up coating his neck, chest, and face.

    He loved the taste.

    Tyler was confused when the Alien got up and placed her front legs on the bed. He realized what she was doing when she raised her tail, even though he wasn't behind her.

    It didn't take long to fix that problem.

    Tyler felt the tip of his manhood poke the Alien's lips. He rubbed against her, letting himself become lubricated with her juices.

    She was impatient.

    Tyler felt her tail wrap around his waist and pull him in, her body simultaneously thrusting backwards, hilting him in one move.

    They both let out long sighs of pleasure before Tyler touched her tail. She loosened her grip, but remained wrapped around him.

    Tyler began to thrust in and out of her, groaning at the feeling of her warmth, and her walls massaging his length.

    He continued to move, picking up the pace and increasing force. Their groans and moans becoming louder with each thrust. It wasn't long before they both felt a pressure coming. Xerah tightened her tail just slightly, and Tyler adjusted his grip nearly imperceptibly.

    They both knew what the other meant, and they both wanted it.

    Xerah came first, signaled by rapid and repeated contraction of her walls and a throaty moan emitting from her throat, followed by her juices coming out in a veritable torrent, soaking his member and crotch more than they already were.

    This triggered his own orgasm, as, with a moan, his shaft released spurt after spurt of his hot seed directly into her womb, coating her insides and making her moan again.

    As they both came down from their euphoric high, they both lied down in the bed, still joined together.

    As sleep overcame them, Tyler spoke in a tired voice, "We have to do this again."

    A low purr signaled Xerah's agreement, before they both fell asleep, wrapped and joined together.

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    Young Axl Rose showing up in 2022!
    This is a Fan Fiction I came up with..😀

    25 year old Axl Rose somehow ended up in 2022. He was confused. Just a few moments ago, it was 1987. Axl was approached by Guns N'Roses Fans who gawked at him in awe


    "Oh my God! You look JUST like a young Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses! One of them said in amazement.

    Axl blushed, wondering how he would answer that. He decided to answer,"Well, a lot of People look alike."

    Another Guns N'Roses Fan answered,"You not only look alike, you are a dead ringer for him! The Fan took out her phone and looked up,"Young Axl Rose, on Google" and showed him a picture of his current (young) self. Axl smiled and said,"I see the resemblance." The Fans smiled back. They suggested he enter an Axl Rose look alike Contest as he would surely win. Axl laughed and politely thanked them for their suggestions. Axl thanked God he happened to be wearing a long sleeved leather jacket that hid all of his Tattoos.

    The Fans asked him,"What is your favorite Music Band? " Axl reflexively answered,"Guns N'Roses." The Fans looked at each other with happy suspicion. "Are you sure you aren't Axl Rose? They asked him. "No," he answered. They giggled happily. He then quickly answered,"I meant, "No, I'm not Axl Rose." They asked him what his name was. He answered,"Bruce," using his middle name. They continued to talk about how incredibly alike he looked to Axl Rose and they continued to imply he was Axl Rose. He begun to squirm uncomfortably. He answered,"Axl and I aren't even the same age! I am 25 and he should be 60!" Axl wondered how Current Older Axl looked and thought,"Current Older me most likely looks like me, just a lot older."


    Axl then thought in Horror that Current Older him might be DEAD in 2022. He asked The Fans,"How many Guns N'Roses Members are still alive? They answered,"All of them are still alive. He breathed a sigh of relief and said,"Thank God." They looked at him curiously and he awkwardly chatted with them a little while later and then said,"Goodbye." He left.

    Axl looked in wonder and realized that a lot of People had masks on. He wondered why. He then heard of Covid and asked,"What's Covid?" People were confused on how he didn't know what Covid was as it had been around for over two years. He on the top of his head made up a lie and claimed he had been in a coma for three years and just woke up today. He was told what it was. He asked if he could use his bandana as a mask and he was told he could. Axl was grateful he could use his bandana as a mask and that his bandana would also double as a disguise. He used his bandana and bought a pair of sunglasses to further disguise himself

    omg thats amazing, heres some fan fiction i didnt write but really enjoy:

    Tyler opened his eyes to a dark and strange sight. All around him were strange black shapes attached to the walls. They looked like tubes and bones, shaped in intricate patterns. it covered every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, even the window. The door, however, was left untouched.

    It was a Hive.

    He sat up in his bed and looked for his odd roommate. He saw her curled up in the corner of the room.

    A long, black, and curved head with no eyes. A sleek black body, with what seemed like an exoskeleton. Four, powerful legs, each ending in a hand-like appendage. Two fingers and two thumbs, each with claws. Four black tubes coming from her back, extending nearly a foot up. A long, segmented tail, tipped with a sharp blade. Standing over nine feet tall when on it's hind legs.

    An Acheronian Xenomorph, one of the last members of its kind, and a female.

    Now, don't ask how Tyler knew it was a female, he may or may not have caught a glimpse two weeks ago of a certain, female part.

    As for where she came from? Tyler found her outside one day, a mere three weeks ago, several injured with claw and teeth wounds. Suffice to say, he quickly learned of her blood's acidic qualities.

    The couch will never be the same.

    After she healed, he expected her to leave. She didn't. She stayed. Two weeks later, his room was a Hive.

    He didn't mind though. Even then, it's not like he would have told her to stop. Not when she can rip apart solid steel with her hands. Paws. Claws? Whatever they are.

    Tyler became aware of a... peculiar smell. It smelled like honey, clear water, and oddly enough, blackberries. It shouldn't have smelled good, but it did. Fortunetly.

    Unfortunetly, however, it also excited a certain part. He lied back in bed, while simultaneously raising a knee, to cover a tent, pitched in the sheets.

    Naturally, he had morning wood, and that odd, weird, unnatural, delicious smell made it worse.

    Woah! Where'd that come from? He though, confused.

    Of course, he slept naked. Of course, he managed to kick off the blanket while he slept, but fortunetly left the sheets.

    Of course, the Xenomorph smelled hos arousal. After all, she was the one causing it, with her heat pheromones. Not that Tyler knew.

    The Xenomorph stood up. On all fours though, so it was only slightly gigantic. It slowly sauntered over to the naked, aroused man, long tail swaying seductively behind her. Not that Tyler saw. His knee blocked her from sight.

    Of course, when he felt her grab his leg, he almost shit himself.

    "Fucking Hell, Xerah! Fucking scared me!" Tyler exclaimed at the black figure looming over him. He noticed the smell was even stronger than before, and it clouded his mind.

    Of course his erection only got harder.

    Xerah seemed to smell the air, before slowly forcing Tyler's leg down. He didn't resist. Not that he could. If she really wanted it down, she could have ripped it off.

    Of course, having both legs flat on the bed made his arousal extremely obvious.

    Tyler looked on, nervous at Xerah's plans, and knowing full well he couldn't stop whatever she was planning.

    Xerah made an odd, growling cough as she watched the human squirm in front of her. Tyler realized she was laughing.

    Xerah reached down and slowly, ever do slowly, pull back the sheets from Tyler's lower end. His manhood sprang free. A little over seven inches, and throbbing from pent up sexual tension.

    Not like he could relievehimself considering his roommate almost never left his side.

    Tyler was shocked to see a bit of drool fall from the being's mouth and onto the bed. He was even more shocked to see more 'drool' slide down the Alien's back legs.

    The Xenomorph reached out and lightly gripped his member with her large, and surprisingly soft, hands. She slowly move her hands in a up-and-down motion, felt it throb in her hand. That, and Tyler's panting. She figured that meant she was doing good.

    Tyler couldn't believe what was happening. A Alien, know for tearing apart prey with bare hands and eating people, was giving him a handjob!

    Tyler couldn't help the low groan that sounded out, nor the hand that softly pressured the Alien's head to move down.

    Xerah had never done this before, but her Hive Memories helped. Significantly. When she felt his hands push her head down, she knew what to do.

    Tyler could only watch in shock and nervousness as her mouth opened, and a black tube slowly extended. The teeth opened wide, far out of the danger zone as the tube engulfed the man's manhood.

    Xerah felt herself become more exited at the taste of his shaft, the smell of his arousal, and the sound of his pleasure as he groaned and painted as her Feeder Tube moved at a rapid pace.

    Within several minutes, she hear him speak in a strained voice, "I..I'm c..close."

    She knew what he meant. She sped up.

    Her head bobbed rapidly, assisting the Tube and her hand played with his testicles, feeling them,.massaging them.

    It wasn't long before he came.

    He uttered a short shout of pleasure, before she tasted the first strand of his seed launched down the Tube and into her throat. She marveled at the taste, and enjoyed the several strands that follow after, before pulling away with a wet pop!

    He lied there, panting from the pleasure, and saw that she had lied down beside him. He happened to glance downward, and saw her excitement. He knew what to do.

    "Roll over onto your back for me, okay?"

    She did. And as she did, the smell become much stronger, and he felt his erection surface again, but he wanted something else, first.

    He looked and saw her lips. They were black as well, and as he teased them open, saw the inside was black, too.

    He leaned down, and took a deep smell. This close to the source, the scent was driving him crazy. He quickly drove in, and ran his tounge over her lips, slightly parting them as he tasted her. Two things happened.

    One, the Xenomoprh twitched and uttered a long, drawn out sigh. Two, he discovered that she tasted as she smelled. Water, Honey, and Blackberries.

    It was delicious.

    Tyler returned for a second lick. Then a third, a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh. Each time piercing a little deeper and making the Alien a little loader.

    He continued for several minutes, tounge buried into her folds, fingers massaging her clit, before he felt her muscles begin to contract.

    Xerah let out a long, breathy whimper escape through her throat.

    He knew what she meant. He sped up.

    It wasn't long before the combined sensations of a tounge licking her most private parts, and a finger toying with her clit sent her over the edge.

    , hard.

    Tyler did what he could to drink it all, but it ended up coating his neck, chest, and face.

    He loved the taste.

    Tyler was confused when the Alien got up and placed her front legs on the bed. He realized what she was doing when she raised her tail, even though he wasn't behind her.

    It didn't take long to fix that problem.

    Tyler felt the tip of his manhood poke the Alien's lips. He rubbed against her, letting himself become lubricated with her juices.

    She was impatient.

    Tyler felt her tail wrap around his waist and pull him in, her body simultaneously thrusting backwards, hilting him in one move.

    They both let out long sighs of pleasure before Tyler touched her tail. She loosened her grip, but remained wrapped around him.

    Tyler began to thrust in and out of her, groaning at the feeling of her warmth, and her walls massaging his length.

    He continued to move, picking up the pace and increasing force. Their groans and moans becoming louder with each thrust. It wasn't long before they both felt a pressure coming. Xerah tightened her tail just slightly, and Tyler adjusted his grip nearly imperceptibly.

    They both knew what the other meant, and they both wanted it.

    Xerah came first, signaled by rapid and repeated contraction of her walls and a throaty moan emitting from her throat, followed by her juices coming out in a veritable torrent, soaking his member and crotch more than they already were.

    This triggered his own orgasm, as, with a moan, his shaft released spurt after spurt of his hot seed directly into her womb, coating her insides and making her moan again.

    As they both came down from their euphoric high, they both lied down in the bed, still joined together.

    As sleep overcame them, Tyler spoke in a tired voice, "We have to do this again."

    A low purr signaled Xerah's agreement, before they both fell asleep, wrapped and joined together.

    Axl wanted an alcoholic drink, so he went to a bar and ordered Nighttrain, one of his favorite drinks. The Bartender pointed out that Night train stopped being produced in the 80's. Axl blushed. Axl instead asked for a Whiskey. The Bartender asked for his ID. "I'm 25, I promise, Axl said. The Bartender said,"Everybody who looks under 40 needs to show ID. Axl took out his ID and covered his name.

    The Bartender looked at both him and his ID suspiciously. "This ID says you were born in 1962. According to this ID, you are 60. I thought you said you were 25. And besides, this ID says it expired in 1989. You definitely look much younger than 60. What kind of games you playing, kid?" Axl blushed uncomfortably. He had a couple of choices he could make. He could just tell the truth and admit he was Axl Rose and time traveled from 1987 to 2022. He could claim the ID was fake and risk going to jail in 2022. He REALLY wanted the Whiskey, but he technically no longer had a valid ID. He could just order a Coke and pretend it was Whiskey He chose to just order a Coke. He paid for it with a 1985 $20 bill. The Bartender scrutinized the 1985 bill and determined it to be real and gave him modern change. Axl drank his Coke, pretending that it was Whiskey. After drinking, he left.

    Axl realized he couldn't run around with an ID that technically expired 35 years ago. He realized he would have to get a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. He told someone on the street that he was only 18 and wanted to buy Whiskey and wanted a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. The person told him he looked more like 25 than 18(Axl blushed) and should be able to get alcohol anywhere. Axl pointed out he was asked for ID at a bar and didn't have a valid ID. The Person told him where he could get a fake ID. He thanked them. He went there and at the place, he got the fake ID that looked really legitimate and said he was born in 1997. His fake ID also said his name was Michael Randall Johnson.

    He went to another bar and ordered a Whiskey. The Bartender saw the ID said 1997 and gave him the Whiskey. He paid, smiled, and drank it and left.

    I was at the KFC on NW 27th Ave in Miami and
    witnessed a horrible incident. A female who looked
    homeless was eating chicken and throwing the
    bones on the floor, leaving nothing on them. She
    picked them cleaner then any machine could ever
    achieve. She got up to refill her drink and it became
    obvious to everyone in the restaurant where the
    smell was coming from, her pants were dripping wet
    in the rear and had wet feces dropping from them,
    leaving a trail to the fountain. She filled her cup with
    a high sugar mix and went back to her seat after
    picking her rear on the way. She went back to eating
    the chicken with vigorously like it was her first meal
    in days. A Good Samaritan went to the counter and
    let the employee know what was happening. To their
    credit the associate who was probably 18 shut the
    soda fountain down and asked the customer to
    leave. She became belligerent and accused the
    Colonel of being racist like Church's Chicken and
    singling her out for her mistake. She also asked for
    more free chicken and gravy without mashed
    potatoes for the insult. After he threatened to call the
    police and Walgreens around the corner she stuffed
    the chicken remaining in her bag and left. The worker
    then asked everyone to leave as the store needed
    cleaning and gave everyone a $20 gift card for a
    future visit. I feel KFC and the employee did the best
    they can but it's apparent they need to better ban
    customers with known bowel problems. This
    individual is known around Miami for their issues at
    casinos, chicken restaurants and on public
    transportation.

    Karen Nathan arent you an African American Couponer

    or did i mistake that along the way lurking youre troll idk, Axl Rose now tho lolllll.. I mean this may be revealing your actual hand too much here for some actually highly intellectual people since, a lying African American woman actually wouldnt even know how to joke about well, Axl Rose imo so lol stop tippin youre hand imo now, we are all watching you now PFA star you are, never tip your hand

    On a more sincere serios note Karen Nathan your new and fun the stories

    This place needs to be livened up every once in a while, otherwise a few of thee people get all lost in that Mob Mentality idea and and then maybe believe its good, and its not, that's a follower not a leader

    Axl decided to go to Claven Records and promote Cake Cream. He showed the opening they did for Guns N'Roses latest show and Claven Record Executives were impressed. They told Axl to have them cut a Demo. Axl was excited and called Cake Cream and told them the good news. All of Cake Cream was excited as Claven Records is a huge Record Label in 2022. They agreed to meet up with Axl to cut the Demo the next day.

    The next day, Axl told them he believed that they were 2022's Guns N'Roses and that he believed in them.

    Axl had them play into a Cassette tape. Axl and they all went to Claven Records and turned in the Demo. Claven Records Execs were awed by the Demo and Cake Cream and Axl were excited. Claven Records told them they had a lot of real potential.

    Claven Records told Cake Cream and Axl that they wanted to buy the Demo for $100,000 and Axl and Cake Cream were excited paperwork and contracts were read, understood, and signed and they sold the Demo. The next day, the Demo was unbeknownst put on ITUNES for sale by Claven Records and it hit number 1 on the Billboard 100.

    Axl and Cake Cream were excited. The Demo was a huge hit! Fans loved it!

    A couple of days later, Cake Cream and Axl threw a huge "We made it!" Party, filled with lots of Cake Cream Fans. The Party was filled with a lot of fun, alcoholic drinks, and food and music. Axl was very tired after a couple of hours and fell asleep. While he slept, Cake Cream Fans mentioned how weird it was that Michael always wore long sleeved shirts even in the very hot April.

    Cake Cream acknowledged that this was weird, and Jimmy rolled back Axl's right sleeve and gasped as he saw the Appetite For Destruction Cross Forearm Tattoo, the same Tattoo Axl Rose had.

    Jimmy said to his Bandmates, check out Michael's Cross Tattoo. It's the same one Axl Rose has. In the same spot. " Cake Cream stared at Axl's Tattoo in complete shock. Was Michael really Axl Rose? The Cake Cream Fans also saw Axl's Tattoo. And all gasped. That's Axl Rose! A lot of Fans gasped in shock.

    Billy played Devil's Advocate and said,"Michael can't be Axl Rose. Michael and Axl showed up on stage together side by side. If Michael really is Axl, the older Axl would have disappeared. There's no way two Axls would have shown up on stage at Guns N'Roses latest Concert. Jimmy said, Hmm. Billy, you have a valid point that it be impossible for someone to stand next to themselves. But let's check Michael's wallet to be sure. If Michael really is Axl, he'd have something like an ID that had Axl's personal information on it. Billy agreed that Jimmy made perfect sense. All of Cream agreed.

    Cake Cream searched Axl's wallet. They saw Michael Randall Johnson born in 1997. Billy said, "See. Michael isn't Axl. He's really Michael like he says he is. Mike pointed out that there was another ID. Cream saw Axl's REAL ID, the one that said,"Axl Rose, Birthdate February 1962, expiration date February 1989 with his face on it. Axl for some reason carried around his REAL ID and his fake ID too. Holy shait, Billy said in shock. Michael really is Axl Rose! "

    They couldn't believe their Manager was really Axl Rose. No wonder Axl was so flawlessly able to cover for Older Axl at the latest Guns N'Roses show.

    Cake Cream was so shocked, they left Axl's sleeve up, too in shock to roll it back down. They left Axl alone sleeping. Axl woke up a little later and immediately saw his sleeve was rolled up and his Cross Tattoo was clearly visible! "No!" Axl thought panicked, sitting up as suddenly as he did in his November Rain video. Axl had a feeling he had been exposed.

    He quickly pulled down his sleeve and went back to the party. The Cake Cream Fans had left and it was just Cake Cream and Axl left. Cake Cream was looking at him intently. Axl blushed, uncomfortably.

    Jimmy said,"Michael, it's kind of hot. Sure you don't want to change into a short sleeve shirt? You must be dying of the heat in that long sleeved shirt. You can change into my short sleeved shirt. "

    Axl instinctively put his hand over his forearm and said,"No, I'm good."

    Got anything to hide, Axl?" Billy, the Drummer asked him pointedly. "my name is Michael, " Axl lied, sweating
    Andy, the Keyboard Player asked,"Billy's right. Why do you keep wearing long sleeved shirts in April? It's 80 degrees!

    My name is Michael, Axl lied, sweating. "I enjoy wearing long sleeved shirts as a Fashion choice."


    James, the Guitarist said," You sounded flawless when you covered for Axl at the Guns N'Roses Show. You sounded like his younger self."

    Axl said,"I'm not Axl Rose."

    Mike said,"Come on, we saw your Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo. We saw your Axl Rose ID. We know that you're Axl Rose. Just admit it. We're your Fans, Axl. We love you."

    The "We're your Fans, we love you," is what really caused Axl to let his guard down. He admitted,"Yes, I'm Axl Rose," Axl said, reluctantly.

    Cake Cream smiled and admitted they were happy he was there. Axl smiled and felt a huge sense of relief. He felt a huge weight had been lifted off of his shoulders.

    Cake Cream wondered how Axl ended up in 2022 when he lived in 1987, and Axl admitted he had no idea how he ended up in 2022. Cake Cream smiled and once again mentioned how happy they were that he was there.

    Cake Cream hired a real Lawyer for Axl. Axl's Lawyer practiced the Court Hearing with Axl and they practiced multiple times. Cake Cream and Axl then chilled for the next three days.

    Axl's Court Hearing was for 10 AM. If he didn't show up, he'd have a Bench Warrant and automatically forfeit his Case. Brian Washington was hoping Axl would come late or even miss the Court hearing and forfeit his Case judging by Axl's track record for coming to events really late.

    At 7:00, Cake Cream woke up Axl and they all got ready and ate and went to the Courthouse.

    Outside of the Courthouse, Fans of Guns N'Roses held up signs saying stuff like,"We love you Axl! We support Axl! Tons of Fans verbally stood up for Axl. Axl smugly blushed at the support of his fans. He signed autographs and thanked the Fans for their support and was welcomed. Axl was wearing the black three piece suit. Axl's Lawyer and he practiced the Court Hearing again. At 9:30, Brian Washington and Brian's Lawyer came to the Courthouse. Even after Cake Cream and Axl. Brian and his Lawyer looked smug until they saw that Axl was already there. Early. Their smugness turned into troubled expressions. Axl smugly smirked at them as if to convey,"I'm here early, Bitches! " Cake Cream also looked at them smugly.

    Axl and Brian were sworn in. They took the oaths.

    The Court Hearing was in Session and Axl was put on the stand.

    Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch gave him a Concussion and the Camera they wanted $200,000 for the broken Camera and the concussion..

    Axl's Lawyer pointed out that young Axl didn't even have $20,000 to his name in 2022 and had to be bailed out by the Go Fund Me Charity. Axl's Lawyer also pointed out that asking Axl for $200,000 for a broken Camera and a punch to the face was excessive extortion. Brian's Lawyer claimed a Concussion was worth a lot of money.

    Axl was suddenly asked by Brian's Lawyer if Cake Cream hid Axl when he was a Fugitive. Axl REALLY didn't want to answer that. He didn't want to get Cake Cream into trouble. Axl's deep loyalty to his Friends was one of the core aspects of his personality. He hoped his Lawyer would object to that question. He made deep eye contact with his Lawyer, telepathically begging him to object to that question.

    His Lawyer got the hint and said,"Objection. Question is irrelevant to case."

    The Judge overruled the objection and stated that Axl had to answer the question.

    Axl said,"Alright, if I have to answer the question, I was living on the streets alone during my time as a Fugitive." Axl lied.

    How did you eat, sleep and use the bathroom and shower if you were a Fugitive living alone? Axl's Lawyer asked him.

    Axl's Lawyer objected stating that these questions were personal and the case was about Assault and destruction of property.

    The Judge overruled the objection once again. Axl had to respond.

    Axl responded. "I bathed in the ocean when no one was around. I bought food and drinks using disguises during my time as a Fugitive. I used public bathrooms. I slept on park benches. I used to be homeless before making it big so I'm pretty familiar with living on the streets."

    "So, you never spent any time with any of Cake Cream Members during your time as a Fugitive?

    Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.

    Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.

    Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.
    Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.

    Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.

    Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.

    Axl responded,"I spent no time at all with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.

    Brian's Lawyer continued to ask if Axl spent any time with Cake Cream during his time as a Fugitive.

    Axl responded, "I have already responded multiple times that I didn't spend any time with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.

    Brian's Lawyer said,"I call Cake Cream to the stand for questioning if they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive.

    Axl had a look of panic and desperately told his Lawyer,"Stop him!"

    Axl's Lawyer objected putting Cake Cream on the stand as this was about Axl assaulting Brian and breaking his Camera, not about whether or not they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive."

    The Judge sustained the objection and Cake Cream didn't have to go on the stand. Cake Cream and Axl breathed sighs of relief.

    Brian's Lawyer continued to ask Axl if he was with Cake Cream at anytime during his time as a Fugitive. Axl responded,"I have already stated I was living alone on the streets and not with Cake Cream anytime during my time as a Fugitive. I plead the fifth Commandment🤣on any more questions about Cake Cream."

    Brian's Lawyer once again asked him if Cake Cream hid him during any of his time as a Fugitive. Axl rolled his eyes in disdain and didn't answer.

    Axl's Lawyer said," Once again, objection..My Client has already said he was living on the streets alone during his time as a Fugitive and pleaded the Fifth Amendment on additional questions about Cake Cream although he said Commandment. He meant Amendment. Asking him additional questions about this is Badgering harassment. "

    Axl gave a relieved look of gratefulness to his Lawyer.

    The Judge sustained the objection and Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch sent Brian to the ground immediately after the punch. Axl's Lawyer showed the viral video and it clearly showed Brian wasn't sent to the ground at all immediately after the punch but was standing and walking away. The viral video also showed that Brian had been invading Axl's privacy by constantly following him and snapping pictures of him even after Axl asked him to stop.

    The Judge took all of this into consideration. The Judge pointed out Brian was an Instigator in the case and Axl was clearly seen being harassed and followed by Brian. Axl smirked. The Judge also pointed out that Axl could have handled his temper better.

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    25 year old Axl Rose somehow ended up in 2022. He was confused. Just a few moments ago, it was 1987. Axl was approached by Guns N'Roses Fans who gawked at him in awe


    "Oh my God! You look JUST like a young Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses! One of them said in amazement.

    Axl blushed, wondering how he would answer that. He decided to answer,"Well, a lot of People look alike."

    Another Guns N'Roses Fan answered,"You not only look alike, you are a dead ringer for him! The Fan took out her phone and looked up,"Young Axl Rose, on Google" and showed him a picture of his current (young) self. Axl smiled and said,"I see the resemblance." The Fans smiled back. They suggested he enter an Axl Rose look alike Contest as he would surely win. Axl laughed and politely thanked them for their suggestions. Axl thanked God he happened to be wearing a long sleeved leather jacket that hid all of his Tattoos.

    The Fans asked him,"What is your favorite Music Band? " Axl reflexively answered,"Guns N'Roses." The Fans looked at each other with happy suspicion. "Are you sure you aren't Axl Rose? They asked him. "No," he answered. They giggled happily. He then quickly answered,"I meant, "No, I'm not Axl Rose." They asked him what his name was. He answered,"Bruce," using his middle name. They continued to talk about how incredibly alike he looked to Axl Rose and they continued to imply he was Axl Rose. He begun to squirm uncomfortably. He answered,"Axl and I aren't even the same age! I am 25 and he should be 60!" Axl wondered how Current Older Axl looked and thought,"Current Older me most likely looks like me, just a lot older."


    Axl then thought in Horror that Current Older him might be DEAD in 2022. He asked The Fans,"How many Guns N'Roses Members are still alive? They answered,"All of them are still alive. He breathed a sigh of relief and said,"Thank God." They looked at him curiously and he awkwardly chatted with them a little while later and then said,"Goodbye." He left.

    Axl looked in wonder and realized that a lot of People had masks on. He wondered why. He then heard of Covid and asked,"What's Covid?" People were confused on how he didn't know what Covid was as it had been around for over two years. He on the top of his head made up a lie and claimed he had been in a coma for three years and just woke up today. He was told what it was. He asked if he could use his bandana as a mask and he was told he could. Axl was grateful he could use his bandana as a mask and that his bandana would also double as a disguise. He used his bandana and bought a pair of sunglasses to further disguise himself

    omg thats amazing, heres some fan fiction i didnt write but really enjoy:

    Tyler opened his eyes to a dark and strange sight. All around him were strange black shapes attached to the walls. They looked like tubes and bones, shaped in intricate patterns. it covered every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, even the window. The door, however, was left untouched.

    It was a Hive.

    He sat up in his bed and looked for his odd roommate. He saw her curled up in the corner of the room.

    A long, black, and curved head with no eyes. A sleek black body, with what seemed like an exoskeleton. Four, powerful legs, each ending in a hand-like appendage. Two fingers and two thumbs, each with claws. Four black tubes coming from her back, extending nearly a foot up. A long, segmented tail, tipped with a sharp blade. Standing over nine feet tall when on it's hind legs.

    An Acheronian Xenomorph, one of the last members of its kind, and a female.

    Now, don't ask how Tyler knew it was a female, he may or may not have caught a glimpse two weeks ago of a certain, female part.

    As for where she came from? Tyler found her outside one day, a mere three weeks ago, several injured with claw and teeth wounds. Suffice to say, he quickly learned of her blood's acidic qualities.

    The couch will never be the same.

    After she healed, he expected her to leave. She didn't. She stayed. Two weeks later, his room was a Hive.

    He didn't mind though. Even then, it's not like he would have told her to stop. Not when she can rip apart solid steel with her hands. Paws. Claws? Whatever they are.

    Tyler became aware of a... peculiar smell. It smelled like honey, clear water, and oddly enough, blackberries. It shouldn't have smelled good, but it did. Fortunetly.

    Unfortunetly, however, it also excited a certain part. He lied back in bed, while simultaneously raising a knee, to cover a tent, pitched in the sheets.

    Naturally, he had morning wood, and that odd, weird, unnatural, delicious smell made it worse.

    Woah! Where'd that come from? He though, confused.

    Of course, he slept naked. Of course, he managed to kick off the blanket while he slept, but fortunetly left the sheets.

    Of course, the Xenomorph smelled hos arousal. After all, she was the one causing it, with her heat pheromones. Not that Tyler knew.

    The Xenomorph stood up. On all fours though, so it was only slightly gigantic. It slowly sauntered over to the naked, aroused man, long tail swaying seductively behind her. Not that Tyler saw. His knee blocked her from sight.

    Of course, when he felt her grab his leg, he almost shit himself.

    "Fucking Hell, Xerah! Fucking scared me!" Tyler exclaimed at the black figure looming over him. He noticed the smell was even stronger than before, and it clouded his mind.

    Of course his erection only got harder.

    Xerah seemed to smell the air, before slowly forcing Tyler's leg down. He didn't resist. Not that he could. If she really wanted it down, she could have ripped it off.

    Of course, having both legs flat on the bed made his arousal extremely obvious.

    Tyler looked on, nervous at Xerah's plans, and knowing full well he couldn't stop whatever she was planning.

    Xerah made an odd, growling cough as she watched the human squirm in front of her. Tyler realized she was laughing.

    Xerah reached down and slowly, ever do slowly, pull back the sheets from Tyler's lower end. His manhood sprang free. A little over seven inches, and throbbing from pent up sexual tension.

    Not like he could relievehimself considering his roommate almost never left his side.

    Tyler was shocked to see a bit of drool fall from the being's mouth and onto the bed. He was even more shocked to see more 'drool' slide down the Alien's back legs.

    The Xenomorph reached out and lightly gripped his member with her large, and surprisingly soft, hands. She slowly move her hands in a up-and-down motion, felt it throb in her hand. That, and Tyler's panting. She figured that meant she was doing good.

    Tyler couldn't believe what was happening. A Alien, know for tearing apart prey with bare hands and eating people, was giving him a handjob!

    Tyler couldn't help the low groan that sounded out, nor the hand that softly pressured the Alien's head to move down.

    Xerah had never done this before, but her Hive Memories helped. Significantly. When she felt his hands push her head down, she knew what to do.

    Tyler could only watch in shock and nervousness as her mouth opened, and a black tube slowly extended. The teeth opened wide, far out of the danger zone as the tube engulfed the man's manhood.

    Xerah felt herself become more exited at the taste of his shaft, the smell of his arousal, and the sound of his pleasure as he groaned and painted as her Feeder Tube moved at a rapid pace.

    Within several minutes, she hear him speak in a strained voice, "I..I'm c..close."

    She knew what he meant. She sped up.

    Her head bobbed rapidly, assisting the Tube and her hand played with his testicles, feeling them,.massaging them.

    It wasn't long before he came.

    He uttered a short shout of pleasure, before she tasted the first strand of his seed launched down the Tube and into her throat. She marveled at the taste, and enjoyed the several strands that follow after, before pulling away with a wet pop!

    He lied there, panting from the pleasure, and saw that she had lied down beside him. He happened to glance downward, and saw her excitement. He knew what to do.

    "Roll over onto your back for me, okay?"

    She did. And as she did, the smell become much stronger, and he felt his erection surface again, but he wanted something else, first.

    He looked and saw her lips. They were black as well, and as he teased them open, saw the inside was black, too.

    He leaned down, and took a deep smell. This close to the source, the scent was driving him crazy. He quickly drove in, and ran his tounge over her lips, slightly parting them as he tasted her. Two things happened.

    One, the Xenomoprh twitched and uttered a long, drawn out sigh. Two, he discovered that she tasted as she smelled. Water, Honey, and Blackberries.

    It was delicious.

    Tyler returned for a second lick. Then a third, a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh. Each time piercing a little deeper and making the Alien a little loader.

    He continued for several minutes, tounge buried into her folds, fingers massaging her clit, before he felt her muscles begin to contract.

    Xerah let out a long, breathy whimper escape through her throat.

    He knew what she meant. He sped up.

    It wasn't long before the combined sensations of a tounge licking her most private parts, and a finger toying with her clit sent her over the edge.

    , hard.

    Tyler did what he could to drink it all, but it ended up coating his neck, chest, and face.

    He loved the taste.

    Tyler was confused when the Alien got up and placed her front legs on the bed. He realized what she was doing when she raised her tail, even though he wasn't behind her.

    It didn't take long to fix that problem.

    Tyler felt the tip of his manhood poke the Alien's lips. He rubbed against her, letting himself become lubricated with her juices.

    She was impatient.

    Tyler felt her tail wrap around his waist and pull him in, her body simultaneously thrusting backwards, hilting him in one move.

    They both let out long sighs of pleasure before Tyler touched her tail. She loosened her grip, but remained wrapped around him.

    Tyler began to thrust in and out of her, groaning at the feeling of her warmth, and her walls massaging his length.

    He continued to move, picking up the pace and increasing force. Their groans and moans becoming louder with each thrust. It wasn't long before they both felt a pressure coming. Xerah tightened her tail just slightly, and Tyler adjusted his grip nearly imperceptibly.

    They both knew what the other meant, and they both wanted it.

    Xerah came first, signaled by rapid and repeated contraction of her walls and a throaty moan emitting from her throat, followed by her juices coming out in a veritable torrent, soaking his member and crotch more than they already were.

    This triggered his own orgasm, as, with a moan, his shaft released spurt after spurt of his hot seed directly into her womb, coating her insides and making her moan again.

    As they both came down from their euphoric high, they both lied down in the bed, still joined together.

    As sleep overcame them, Tyler spoke in a tired voice, "We have to do this again."

    A low purr signaled Xerah's agreement, before they both fell asleep, wrapped and joined together.

    Axl wanted an alcoholic drink, so he went to a bar and ordered Nighttrain, one of his favorite drinks. The Bartender pointed out that Night train stopped being produced in the 80's. Axl blushed. Axl instead asked for a Whiskey. The Bartender asked for his ID. "I'm 25, I promise, Axl said. The Bartender said,"Everybody who looks under 40 needs to show ID. Axl took out his ID and covered his name.

    The Bartender looked at both him and his ID suspiciously. "This ID says you were born in 1962. According to this ID, you are 60. I thought you said you were 25. And besides, this ID says it expired in 1989. You definitely look much younger than 60. What kind of games you playing, kid?" Axl blushed uncomfortably. He had a couple of choices he could make. He could just tell the truth and admit he was Axl Rose and time traveled from 1987 to 2022. He could claim the ID was fake and risk going to jail in 2022. He REALLY wanted the Whiskey, but he technically no longer had a valid ID. He could just order a Coke and pretend it was Whiskey He chose to just order a Coke. He paid for it with a 1985 $20 bill. The Bartender scrutinized the 1985 bill and determined it to be real and gave him modern change. Axl drank his Coke, pretending that it was Whiskey. After drinking, he left.

    Axl realized he couldn't run around with an ID that technically expired 35 years ago. He realized he would have to get a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. He told someone on the street that he was only 18 and wanted to buy Whiskey and wanted a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. The person told him he looked more like 25 than 18(Axl blushed) and should be able to get alcohol anywhere. Axl pointed out he was asked for ID at a bar and didn't have a valid ID. The Person told him where he could get a fake ID. He thanked them. He went there and at the place, he got the fake ID that looked really legitimate and said he was born in 1997. His fake ID also said his name was Michael Randall Johnson.

    He went to another bar and ordered a Whiskey. The Bartender saw the ID said 1997 and gave him the Whiskey. He paid, smiled, and drank it and left.

    I was at the KFC on NW 27th Ave in Miami and
    witnessed a horrible incident. A female who looked
    homeless was eating chicken and throwing the
    bones on the floor, leaving nothing on them. She
    picked them cleaner then any machine could ever
    achieve. She got up to refill her drink and it became
    obvious to everyone in the restaurant where the
    smell was coming from, her pants were dripping wet
    in the rear and had wet feces dropping from them,
    leaving a trail to the fountain. She filled her cup with
    a high sugar mix and went back to her seat after
    picking her rear on the way. She went back to eating
    the chicken with vigorously like it was her first meal
    in days. A Good Samaritan went to the counter and
    let the employee know what was happening. To their
    credit the associate who was probably 18 shut the
    soda fountain down and asked the customer to
    leave. She became belligerent and accused the
    Colonel of being racist like Church's Chicken and
    singling her out for her mistake. She also asked for
    more free chicken and gravy without mashed
    potatoes for the insult. After he threatened to call the
    police and Walgreens around the corner she stuffed
    the chicken remaining in her bag and left. The worker
    then asked everyone to leave as the store needed
    cleaning and gave everyone a $20 gift card for a
    future visit. I feel KFC and the employee did the best
    they can but it's apparent they need to better ban
    customers with known bowel problems. This
    individual is known around Miami for their issues at
    casinos, chicken restaurants and on public
    transportation.

    Karen Nathan arent you an African American Couponer

    or did i mistake that along the way lurking youre troll idk, Axl Rose now tho lolllll.. I mean this may be revealing your actual hand too much here for some actually highly intellectual people since, a lying African American woman actually wouldnt even know how to joke about well, Axl Rose imo so lol stop tippin youre hand imo now, we are all watching you now PFA star you are, never tip your hand

    On a more sincere serios note Karen Nathan your new and fun the stories

    This place needs to be livened up every once in a while, otherwise a few of thee people get all lost in that Mob Mentality idea and and then maybe believe its good, and its not, that's a follower not a leader

    Axl decided to go to Claven Records and promote Cake Cream. He showed the opening they did for Guns N'Roses latest show and Claven Record Executives were impressed. They told Axl to have them cut a Demo. Axl was excited and called Cake Cream and told them the good news. All of Cake Cream was excited as Claven Records is a huge Record Label in 2022. They agreed to meet up with Axl to cut the Demo the next day.

    The next day, Axl told them he believed that they were 2022's Guns N'Roses and that he believed in them.

    Axl had them play into a Cassette tape. Axl and they all went to Claven Records and turned in the Demo. Claven Records Execs were awed by the Demo and Cake Cream and Axl were excited. Claven Records told them they had a lot of real potential.

    Claven Records told Cake Cream and Axl that they wanted to buy the Demo for $100,000 and Axl and Cake Cream were excited paperwork and contracts were read, understood, and signed and they sold the Demo. The next day, the Demo was unbeknownst put on ITUNES for sale by Claven Records and it hit number 1 on the Billboard 100.

    Axl and Cake Cream were excited. The Demo was a huge hit! Fans loved it!

    A couple of days later, Cake Cream and Axl threw a huge "We made it!" Party, filled with lots of Cake Cream Fans. The Party was filled with a lot of fun, alcoholic drinks, and food and music. Axl was very tired after a couple of hours and fell asleep. While he slept, Cake Cream Fans mentioned how weird it was that Michael always wore long sleeved shirts even in the very hot April.

    Cake Cream acknowledged that this was weird, and Jimmy rolled back Axl's right sleeve and gasped as he saw the Appetite For Destruction Cross Forearm Tattoo, the same Tattoo Axl Rose had.

    Jimmy said to his Bandmates, check out Michael's Cross Tattoo. It's the same one Axl Rose has. In the same spot. " Cake Cream stared at Axl's Tattoo in complete shock. Was Michael really Axl Rose? The Cake Cream Fans also saw Axl's Tattoo. And all gasped. That's Axl Rose! A lot of Fans gasped in shock.

    Billy played Devil's Advocate and said,"Michael can't be Axl Rose. Michael and Axl showed up on stage together side by side. If Michael really is Axl, the older Axl would have disappeared. There's no way two Axls would have shown up on stage at Guns N'Roses latest Concert. Jimmy said, Hmm. Billy, you have a valid point that it be impossible for someone to stand next to themselves. But let's check Michael's wallet to be sure. If Michael really is Axl, he'd have something like an ID that had Axl's personal information on it. Billy agreed that Jimmy made perfect sense. All of Cream agreed.

    Cake Cream searched Axl's wallet. They saw Michael Randall Johnson born in 1997. Billy said, "See. Michael isn't Axl. He's really Michael like he says he is. Mike pointed out that there was another ID. Cream saw Axl's REAL ID, the one that said,"Axl Rose, Birthdate February 1962, expiration date February 1989 with his face on it. Axl for some reason carried around his REAL ID and his fake ID too. Holy shait, Billy said in shock. Michael really is Axl Rose! "

    They couldn't believe their Manager was really Axl Rose. No wonder Axl was so flawlessly able to cover for Older Axl at the latest Guns N'Roses show.

    Cake Cream was so shocked, they left Axl's sleeve up, too in shock to roll it back down. They left Axl alone sleeping. Axl woke up a little later and immediately saw his sleeve was rolled up and his Cross Tattoo was clearly visible! "No!" Axl thought panicked, sitting up as suddenly as he did in his November Rain video. Axl had a feeling he had been exposed.

    He quickly pulled down his sleeve and went back to the party. The Cake Cream Fans had left and it was just Cake Cream and Axl left. Cake Cream was looking at him intently. Axl blushed, uncomfortably.

    Jimmy said,"Michael, it's kind of hot. Sure you don't want to change into a short sleeve shirt? You must be dying of the heat in that long sleeved shirt. You can change into my short sleeved shirt. "

    Axl instinctively put his hand over his forearm and said,"No, I'm good."

    Got anything to hide, Axl?" Billy, the Drummer asked him pointedly. "my name is Michael, " Axl lied, sweating
    Andy, the Keyboard Player asked,"Billy's right. Why do you keep wearing long sleeved shirts in April? It's 80 degrees!

    My name is Michael, Axl lied, sweating. "I enjoy wearing long sleeved shirts as a Fashion choice."


    James, the Guitarist said," You sounded flawless when you covered for Axl at the Guns N'Roses Show. You sounded like his younger self."

    Axl said,"I'm not Axl Rose."

    Mike said,"Come on, we saw your Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo. We saw your Axl Rose ID. We know that you're Axl Rose. Just admit it. We're your Fans, Axl. We love you."

    The "We're your Fans, we love you," is what really caused Axl to let his guard down. He admitted,"Yes, I'm Axl Rose," Axl said, reluctantly.

    Cake Cream smiled and admitted they were happy he was there. Axl smiled and felt a huge sense of relief. He felt a huge weight had been lifted off of his shoulders.

    Cake Cream wondered how Axl ended up in 2022 when he lived in 1987, and Axl admitted he had no idea how he ended up in 2022. Cake Cream smiled and once again mentioned how happy they were that he was there.

    Cake Cream hired a real Lawyer for Axl. Axl's Lawyer practiced the Court Hearing with Axl and they practiced multiple times. Cake Cream and Axl then chilled for the next three days.

    Axl's Court Hearing was for 10 AM. If he didn't show up, he'd have a Bench Warrant and automatically forfeit his Case. Brian Washington was hoping Axl would come late or even miss the Court hearing and forfeit his Case judging by Axl's track record for coming to events really late.

    At 7:00, Cake Cream woke up Axl and they all got ready and ate and went to the Courthouse.

    Outside of the Courthouse, Fans of Guns N'Roses held up signs saying stuff like,"We love you Axl! We support Axl! Tons of Fans verbally stood up for Axl. Axl smugly blushed at the support of his fans. He signed autographs and thanked the Fans for their support and was welcomed. Axl was wearing the black three piece suit. Axl's Lawyer and he practiced the Court Hearing again. At 9:30, Brian Washington and Brian's Lawyer came to the Courthouse. Even after Cake Cream and Axl. Brian and his Lawyer looked smug until they saw that Axl was already there. Early. Their smugness turned into troubled expressions. Axl smugly smirked at them as if to convey,"I'm here early, Bitches! " Cake Cream also looked at them smugly.

    Axl and Brian were sworn in. They took the oaths.

    The Court Hearing was in Session and Axl was put on the stand.

    Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch gave him a Concussion and the Camera they wanted $200,000 for the broken Camera and the concussion..

    Axl's Lawyer pointed out that young Axl didn't even have $20,000 to his name in 2022 and had to be bailed out by the Go Fund Me Charity. Axl's Lawyer also pointed out that asking Axl for $200,000 for a broken Camera and a punch to the face was excessive extortion. Brian's Lawyer claimed a Concussion was worth a lot of money.

    Axl was suddenly asked by Brian's Lawyer if Cake Cream hid Axl when he was a Fugitive. Axl REALLY didn't want to answer that. He didn't want to get Cake Cream into trouble. Axl's deep loyalty to his Friends was one of the core aspects of his personality. He hoped his Lawyer would object to that question. He made deep eye contact with his Lawyer, telepathically begging him to object to that question.

    His Lawyer got the hint and said,"Objection. Question is irrelevant to case."

    The Judge overruled the objection and stated that Axl had to answer the question.

    Axl said,"Alright, if I have to answer the question, I was living on the streets alone during my time as a Fugitive." Axl lied.

    How did you eat, sleep and use the bathroom and shower if you were a Fugitive living alone? Axl's Lawyer asked him.

    Axl's Lawyer objected stating that these questions were personal and the case was about Assault and destruction of property.

    The Judge overruled the objection once again. Axl had to respond.

    Axl responded. "I bathed in the ocean when no one was around. I bought food and drinks using disguises during my time as a Fugitive. I used public bathrooms. I slept on park benches. I used to be homeless before making it big so I'm pretty familiar with living on the streets."

    "So, you never spent any time with any of Cake Cream Members during your time as a Fugitive?

    Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.

    Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.

    Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.
    Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.

    Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.

    Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.

    Axl responded,"I spent no time at all with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.

    Brian's Lawyer continued to ask if Axl spent any time with Cake Cream during his time as a Fugitive.

    Axl responded, "I have already responded multiple times that I didn't spend any time with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.

    Brian's Lawyer said,"I call Cake Cream to the stand for questioning if they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive.

    Axl had a look of panic and desperately told his Lawyer,"Stop him!"

    Axl's Lawyer objected putting Cake Cream on the stand as this was about Axl assaulting Brian and breaking his Camera, not about whether or not they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive."

    The Judge sustained the objection and Cake Cream didn't have to go on the stand. Cake Cream and Axl breathed sighs of relief.

    Brian's Lawyer continued to ask Axl if he was with Cake Cream at anytime during his time as a Fugitive. Axl responded,"I have already stated I was living alone on the streets and not with Cake Cream anytime during my time as a Fugitive. I plead the fifth Commandment🤣on any more questions about Cake Cream."

    Brian's Lawyer once again asked him if Cake Cream hid him during any of his time as a Fugitive. Axl rolled his eyes in disdain and didn't answer.

    Axl's Lawyer said," Once again, objection..My Client has already said he was living on the streets alone during his time as a Fugitive and pleaded the Fifth Amendment on additional questions about Cake Cream although he said Commandment. He meant Amendment. Asking him additional questions about this is Badgering harassment. "

    Axl gave a relieved look of gratefulness to his Lawyer.

    The Judge sustained the objection and Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch sent Brian to the ground immediately after the punch. Axl's Lawyer showed the viral video and it clearly showed Brian wasn't sent to the ground at all immediately after the punch but was standing and walking away. The viral video also showed that Brian had been invading Axl's privacy by constantly following him and snapping pictures of him even after Axl asked him to stop.

    The Judge took all of this into consideration. The Judge pointed out Brian was an Instigator in the case and Axl was clearly seen being harassed and followed by Brian. Axl smirked. The Judge also pointed out that Axl could have handled his temper better

     
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    Claven Records called Axl's phone. "We need to speak to you face to face," Timothy Wilkinson told Axl sternly.

    Axl's heart dropped. He knew it was something bad. Okay, I'll be there soon," he promised.

    "You'd better be." Timothy said very seriously. This is REALLY urgent and REALLY bad.

    Axl and Timothy politely said goodbyes and Axl hung up.

    Axl told Cake Cream he was going to go buy some milk at the grocery store. Billy pointed out there was two gallons of milk.

    Axl claimed he was going to buy Silk Milk and needed to physically buy it from a grocery store. James said that he could buy Silk Milk from Instacart.

    Axl claimed he really wanted to go get the Silk Milk from the grocery store.

    We'll all go with you," Jimmy said. Cake Cream agreed.

    Axl had a look of panic in his expression and said,"No! I really want to go get the Silk Milk from the grocery store alone. "

    Jimmy responded,"You seem scared, Axl. Are you okay? He asked with concern. Cake Cream looked at each other in concern.

    Axl responded, "I'm fine. I just really want to go get Silk Milk from the grocery store. Alone.

    The last time you left this house alone, you turned yourself in to the Police Station. Billy quipped lightheartedly but with an undercurrent of concern.

    Axl lowered his eyes. Billy asked,"Are you going to turn yourself in again?"

    Axl responded," No."

    "Where are you really going, Axl, Billy asked in concern.

    "I'm going to the Park," Axl lied.

    Billy shook his head in concern. "I thought you were going to the grocery store to buy Silk Milk."

    Axl said,"I changed my mind. Now I'm going to go to the park."

    Billy asked,"We can go to the Park with you," Billy offered.

    "No thanks, I want to go to the Park alone," Axl said looking uncomfortable.

    Billy asked,"Why are you so hellbent on going somewhere alone? Why don't you want us to go with you? Billy was concerned.

    "I just want to be alone," Axl responded. That's all."

    Jimmy said,"We want to be there with you whatever is going on. Cake Cream all agreed.

    Axl responded harshly,"Why do you guys insist on being with me all the damn time? Why do you guys follow me around like lost puppies? Do you guys not have a life? I already told you I want to go alone. Leave me alone and let me go alone.

    Cake Cream agreed to let Axl leave alone. They were concerned for him but it was clear he wanted to be alone. Axl left alone. With his cellphone.

    Axl had forgotten that Cake Cream could find his location using his cellphone. Cake Cream traced Axl's Cellphone Location a short while later. They wanted to know where he REALLY was going. Axl's phone was at Claven Records. Cake Cream wondered why Axl went to Claven Records alone and didn't want them to go with him. They found this strange. Why would their Manager go to Claven Records without them? They all agreed that something weird was going on and they were going to surprise Axl at Claven Records and get to the bottom of this. They all left to go to Claven Records.

     
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    OP's post is underated. Don't let this thread die; top 3 posts of the decade for sure. I'm still thinking about the fanfic story while playing GnR in the backround (recommended: November Rain on repeat) and getting chills.

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    BUMP.

    OP's post is underated. Don't let this thread die; top 3 posts of the decade for sure. I'm still thinking about the fanfic story while playing GnR in the backround (recommended: November Rain on repeat) and getting chills.
    Thank you for the warm words!

     
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    Axl went to Timothy's office, nervously. Axl wanted to be the sole person in trouble and went alone to prevent Cake Cream being labeled Accomplices for whatever bad thing or things Timothy has called him about. Once again, he didn't want Cake Cream to be in trouble.

    Timothy sternly said,"Hi, Mr. Rose. Have a seat. He gestured to a desk chair.

    Axl sat down.

    Timothy said,"Mr. Rose, you signed legally binding documents under a false name. We could have you and Cake Cream indicted for Fraud.

    Axl lowered his head. Please don't indict Cake Cream for Fraud. They didn't even know I was Axl Rose at the time we signed those legally binding documents. I didn't tell them that I was really Axl Rose back then. They really thought I was Michael Randall Johnson at the time. They are innocent in this whole mess. "Axl had a look of complete guilt on his face.

    Timothy softened. You know what? I'll give you guys another chance. Why don't you call a Cake Cream Member and have them get the rest of Cake Cream to come in and sign the Documents again today, this time with your real name? "

    Axl chose to call Billy. When Billy answered, Axl said,"Billy, I made a major bad decision by signing my name as Michael Randall Johnson on the legally binding documents for Cake Cream. Timothy from Claven Records says he will give us another chance if we sign the Documents again but I sign my real name.

    Billy said,"So, you're at Claven Records? I thought you said you were going to go to the Park," Billy said knowingly.

    "Yes, I'm at Claven Records. Please grab all of the other Cake Cream Members and all of you come to Claven Records," Axl pleaded desperately.

    Billy responded,"We'll all be right there," Billy promised. Axl breathed a sigh of relief. He thanked Billy and was welcomed. Axl and he chatted for a few more seconds and then said goodbye and Axl hung up. He told Timothy that Cake Cream was coming over soon. Timothy responded,"Okay."

    Literally about two minutes later, there was a knock on Timothy's door and Billy was on the other side. Timothy opened the door and all of Cake Cream was in front of the door.

    Axl was stunned. How did Cake Cream come so fast? Cake Cream said they were already in the building when Axl called Billy as they tracked Axl's location using Axl's phone but didn't know which room he was in until Axl said Timothy. Cake Cream was allowed in.

    Axl wondered how he forgot that Cake Cream could trace his Location using his cellphone.

    Timothy made New copies of the Documents and explained the situation and said that all Cake Cream and Axl had to do was sign the Documents again this time with Axl's real name. Axl said,"I'm going to sign the Documents Axl Rose this time. Billy said "Your Legal name is W. Axl Rose. You'd be wiser to sign them W. Axl Rose, not Axl Rose," Axl responded,"Good thinking, Billy!" And signed the Documents W. Axl Rose this time and all of Cake Cream signed the Documents again too. Timothy said,"Problem solved," with a smile. All of Cake Cream and Axl thanked Timothy for the second chance and was welcomed. Cake Cream and Axl went back home.

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    At home, Timothy called Axl's Cellphone. He suggested that Cake Cream record an official Debut Album. Axl told Cake Cream this and they were all up to it.

    The next day, Axl wrote 10 songs for Cake Cream and Mike sang the songs while James played Guitar, Jimmy played Bass, Andy the Keyboard, and Billy played Drums. It sounded good and Axl suggested the Debut Album be titled something that is related to Cake and Cream and be catchy. He asked,"How about,"All the Sweet Filling?" Cake Cream loved this and Axl suggested the album cover by a huge three layered cake with lots of filling and frosting with a black background. Cake Cream loved this and made the Debut Album with Axl's suggestions and gave it to Claven Records.

    Claven Records execs loved All The Sweet Filling and offered them a 20 Million deal plus Royalties to sell it to them. Axl and Cake Cream decided they wanted to take the deal and agreed. Cake Cream and Axl read and signed legally binding Documents (Axl signing W. Axl Rose again learning his lesson, and the 20 Million plus Royalties was given. Cake Cream and Axl were happy with the deal.

    Claven Records put All The Sweet Filling on Itunes and it shot to number 1 quickly. Fans loved All The Sweet Filling.

    Axl and Cake Cream were ecstatic that All The Sweet Filling was a huge hit. Cake Cream were seriously becoming huge stars.

    The next day, Axl went alone to a store and decided to buy each Cake Cream Member a gift. The Cashier smirked knowingly at the gifts Axl bought and Axl blushed shyly. He bought some wrapping paper and wrapped the gifts. When he got home, he gave each of Cake Cream the wrapped gifts.

    Billy asked,"Are these Cologne?" Cake Cream also wondered if these were Colognes.

    Axl responded with a wink,"Open them and you will see what it is."

    They all opened the gifts and the gifts were Trojan Condoms, spermicide, and lubricants. Axl said,"You're becoming huge Rockstars. You're going to have lots of Female Fans throwing themselves at you. The Temptation for sex with your Female Fans is going to be huge, so you're going to need these to protect you from STD's and becoming Fathers.

    Andy blushed. Axl asked,"Andy, are you a Virgin?"

    Andy responded,"I'm not a Virgin, but I'm not interested in my Female Fans throwing themselves at me. I'm interested in Male Fans." He blushed even more. Cake Cream affirmed that Andy liked Male Fans, not Female Fans.

    Axl said, "Andy, you won't need to worry about becoming a Father, but you're still going to need these to protect yourself from STD'S, even if you're only interested in Male Fans." Andy smiled shyly.

    Cake Cream thanked him for the gifts and he welcomed them.

     
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    Guys, please don't have sex with Underaged Fans. No matter how hot they are or how willing they are to have sex with you, just don't do it. Jail time and a sex offender record just isn't worth it. Axl told them.

    Cake Cream decided to heed Axl's advice. They watched the News and Brian Washington after finding out that Cake Cream signed a 20 Million plus Royalties deal claimed he was suing Cake Cream for not stopping Axl from breaking his Camera and punching him in the face.

    "Seriously?" Axl said exasperated. "Thank God I had him sign the Contract stating he is never allowed to ask you guys for money after getting the $52,000" Axl said, grateful for his foresight.

    Brian had bragged on Social Media about getting paid $52,000 by Axl. The News Anchor asked him if he signed any paperwork to get that $52,000. Brian admitted he signed a Contract that claimed he was never to ask Cake Cream for money. The News Anchor told him he didn't have a Case since he signed a Contract. Brian looked defeated.

    Cake Cream thanked Axl for protecting them from ever getting sued by Brian . He welcomed them.

    "Some People will do anything for money," Axl said looking disappointed and disgusted.

    Andy gave Cake Cream a guilty look, remembering the fact that he tried to sell out Axl for $5,000($1,000 cut for each Cake Cream Member). Andy felt remorseful about trying to sell out Axl. Cake Cream acknowledged his guilty and remorseful conscience.

    Andy spoke to Billy in private.

    Andy said,"Billy, I feel guilty and remorseful about suggesting we sell out Axl for $5,000. Please don't tell Axl what I suggested we do."

    Billy responded,"You really shocked us when you suggested we sell out Axl for $5,00. But you quickly learned your lesson. We're not going to tell Axl about what you planned to do. It was an impulsive moment of weakness that you feel awful about. On top of that, he not only protected himself from being sued by Brian ever again, he protected us from ever being sued by Brian. Brian would have sued us if Axl didn't create that Contract that protected us from being sued by Brian. Axl's a true Friend."

    Andy smiled. They went back to the living room. Axl gave all of Cake Cream another valuable piece of advice.

    "Make sure you get deals in writing. Writing is more valuable than verbal agreements. Had I had accepted just a verbal promise from Brian that he wouldn't ever ask you guys for money, you guys would have been sued by him."

    Cake Cream heeded Axl's advice again.

     
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    Young Axl Rose showing up in 2022!
    This is a Fan Fiction I came up with..😀

    25 year old Axl Rose somehow ended up in 2022. He was confused. Just a few moments ago, it was 1987. Axl was approached by Guns N'Roses Fans who gawked at him in awe


    "Oh my God! You look JUST like a young Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses! One of them said in amazement.

    Axl blushed, wondering how he would answer that. He decided to answer,"Well, a lot of People look alike."

    Another Guns N'Roses Fan answered,"You not only look alike, you are a dead ringer for him! The Fan took out her phone and looked up,"Young Axl Rose, on Google" and showed him a picture of his current (young) self. Axl smiled and said,"I see the resemblance." The Fans smiled back. They suggested he enter an Axl Rose look alike Contest as he would surely win. Axl laughed and politely thanked them for their suggestions. Axl thanked God he happened to be wearing a long sleeved leather jacket that hid all of his Tattoos.

    The Fans asked him,"What is your favorite Music Band? " Axl reflexively answered,"Guns N'Roses." The Fans looked at each other with happy suspicion. "Are you sure you aren't Axl Rose? They asked him. "No," he answered. They giggled happily. He then quickly answered,"I meant, "No, I'm not Axl Rose." They asked him what his name was. He answered,"Bruce," using his middle name. They continued to talk about how incredibly alike he looked to Axl Rose and they continued to imply he was Axl Rose. He begun to squirm uncomfortably. He answered,"Axl and I aren't even the same age! I am 25 and he should be 60!" Axl wondered how Current Older Axl looked and thought,"Current Older me most likely looks like me, just a lot older."


    Axl then thought in Horror that Current Older him might be DEAD in 2022. He asked The Fans,"How many Guns N'Roses Members are still alive? They answered,"All of them are still alive. He breathed a sigh of relief and said,"Thank God." They looked at him curiously and he awkwardly chatted with them a little while later and then said,"Goodbye." He left.

    Axl looked in wonder and realized that a lot of People had masks on. He wondered why. He then heard of Covid and asked,"What's Covid?" People were confused on how he didn't know what Covid was as it had been around for over two years. He on the top of his head made up a lie and claimed he had been in a coma for three years and just woke up today. He was told what it was. He asked if he could use his bandana as a mask and he was told he could. Axl was grateful he could use his bandana as a mask and that his bandana would also double as a disguise. He used his bandana and bought a pair of sunglasses to further disguise himself

    omg thats amazing, heres some fan fiction i didnt write but really enjoy:

    Tyler opened his eyes to a dark and strange sight. All around him were strange black shapes attached to the walls. They looked like tubes and bones, shaped in intricate patterns. it covered every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, even the window. The door, however, was left untouched.

    It was a Hive.

    He sat up in his bed and looked for his odd roommate. He saw her curled up in the corner of the room.

    A long, black, and curved head with no eyes. A sleek black body, with what seemed like an exoskeleton. Four, powerful legs, each ending in a hand-like appendage. Two fingers and two thumbs, each with claws. Four black tubes coming from her back, extending nearly a foot up. A long, segmented tail, tipped with a sharp blade. Standing over nine feet tall when on it's hind legs.

    An Acheronian Xenomorph, one of the last members of its kind, and a female.

    Now, don't ask how Tyler knew it was a female, he may or may not have caught a glimpse two weeks ago of a certain, female part.

    As for where she came from? Tyler found her outside one day, a mere three weeks ago, several injured with claw and teeth wounds. Suffice to say, he quickly learned of her blood's acidic qualities.

    The couch will never be the same.

    After she healed, he expected her to leave. She didn't. She stayed. Two weeks later, his room was a Hive.

    He didn't mind though. Even then, it's not like he would have told her to stop. Not when she can rip apart solid steel with her hands. Paws. Claws? Whatever they are.

    Tyler became aware of a... peculiar smell. It smelled like honey, clear water, and oddly enough, blackberries. It shouldn't have smelled good, but it did. Fortunetly.

    Unfortunetly, however, it also excited a certain part. He lied back in bed, while simultaneously raising a knee, to cover a tent, pitched in the sheets.

    Naturally, he had morning wood, and that odd, weird, unnatural, delicious smell made it worse.

    Woah! Where'd that come from? He though, confused.

    Of course, he slept naked. Of course, he managed to kick off the blanket while he slept, but fortunetly left the sheets.

    Of course, the Xenomorph smelled hos arousal. After all, she was the one causing it, with her heat pheromones. Not that Tyler knew.

    The Xenomorph stood up. On all fours though, so it was only slightly gigantic. It slowly sauntered over to the naked, aroused man, long tail swaying seductively behind her. Not that Tyler saw. His knee blocked her from sight.

    Of course, when he felt her grab his leg, he almost shit himself.

    "Fucking Hell, Xerah! Fucking scared me!" Tyler exclaimed at the black figure looming over him. He noticed the smell was even stronger than before, and it clouded his mind.

    Of course his erection only got harder.

    Xerah seemed to smell the air, before slowly forcing Tyler's leg down. He didn't resist. Not that he could. If she really wanted it down, she could have ripped it off.

    Of course, having both legs flat on the bed made his arousal extremely obvious.

    Tyler looked on, nervous at Xerah's plans, and knowing full well he couldn't stop whatever she was planning.

    Xerah made an odd, growling cough as she watched the human squirm in front of her. Tyler realized she was laughing.

    Xerah reached down and slowly, ever do slowly, pull back the sheets from Tyler's lower end. His manhood sprang free. A little over seven inches, and throbbing from pent up sexual tension.

    Not like he could relievehimself considering his roommate almost never left his side.

    Tyler was shocked to see a bit of drool fall from the being's mouth and onto the bed. He was even more shocked to see more 'drool' slide down the Alien's back legs.

    The Xenomorph reached out and lightly gripped his member with her large, and surprisingly soft, hands. She slowly move her hands in a up-and-down motion, felt it throb in her hand. That, and Tyler's panting. She figured that meant she was doing good.

    Tyler couldn't believe what was happening. A Alien, know for tearing apart prey with bare hands and eating people, was giving him a handjob!

    Tyler couldn't help the low groan that sounded out, nor the hand that softly pressured the Alien's head to move down.

    Xerah had never done this before, but her Hive Memories helped. Significantly. When she felt his hands push her head down, she knew what to do.

    Tyler could only watch in shock and nervousness as her mouth opened, and a black tube slowly extended. The teeth opened wide, far out of the danger zone as the tube engulfed the man's manhood.

    Xerah felt herself become more exited at the taste of his shaft, the smell of his arousal, and the sound of his pleasure as he groaned and painted as her Feeder Tube moved at a rapid pace.

    Within several minutes, she hear him speak in a strained voice, "I..I'm c..close."

    She knew what he meant. She sped up.

    Her head bobbed rapidly, assisting the Tube and her hand played with his testicles, feeling them,.massaging them.

    It wasn't long before he came.

    He uttered a short shout of pleasure, before she tasted the first strand of his seed launched down the Tube and into her throat. She marveled at the taste, and enjoyed the several strands that follow after, before pulling away with a wet pop!

    He lied there, panting from the pleasure, and saw that she had lied down beside him. He happened to glance downward, and saw her excitement. He knew what to do.

    "Roll over onto your back for me, okay?"

    She did. And as she did, the smell become much stronger, and he felt his erection surface again, but he wanted something else, first.

    He looked and saw her lips. They were black as well, and as he teased them open, saw the inside was black, too.

    He leaned down, and took a deep smell. This close to the source, the scent was driving him crazy. He quickly drove in, and ran his tounge over her lips, slightly parting them as he tasted her. Two things happened.

    One, the Xenomoprh twitched and uttered a long, drawn out sigh. Two, he discovered that she tasted as she smelled. Water, Honey, and Blackberries.

    It was delicious.

    Tyler returned for a second lick. Then a third, a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh. Each time piercing a little deeper and making the Alien a little loader.

    He continued for several minutes, tounge buried into her folds, fingers massaging her clit, before he felt her muscles begin to contract.

    Xerah let out a long, breathy whimper escape through her throat.

    He knew what she meant. He sped up.

    It wasn't long before the combined sensations of a tounge licking her most private parts, and a finger toying with her clit sent her over the edge.

    , hard.

    Tyler did what he could to drink it all, but it ended up coating his neck, chest, and face.

    He loved the taste.

    Tyler was confused when the Alien got up and placed her front legs on the bed. He realized what she was doing when she raised her tail, even though he wasn't behind her.

    It didn't take long to fix that problem.

    Tyler felt the tip of his manhood poke the Alien's lips. He rubbed against her, letting himself become lubricated with her juices.

    She was impatient.

    Tyler felt her tail wrap around his waist and pull him in, her body simultaneously thrusting backwards, hilting him in one move.

    They both let out long sighs of pleasure before Tyler touched her tail. She loosened her grip, but remained wrapped around him.

    Tyler began to thrust in and out of her, groaning at the feeling of her warmth, and her walls massaging his length.

    He continued to move, picking up the pace and increasing force. Their groans and moans becoming louder with each thrust. It wasn't long before they both felt a pressure coming. Xerah tightened her tail just slightly, and Tyler adjusted his grip nearly imperceptibly.

    They both knew what the other meant, and they both wanted it.

    Xerah came first, signaled by rapid and repeated contraction of her walls and a throaty moan emitting from her throat, followed by her juices coming out in a veritable torrent, soaking his member and crotch more than they already were.

    This triggered his own orgasm, as, with a moan, his shaft released spurt after spurt of his hot seed directly into her womb, coating her insides and making her moan again.

    As they both came down from their euphoric high, they both lied down in the bed, still joined together.

    As sleep overcame them, Tyler spoke in a tired voice, "We have to do this again."

    A low purr signaled Xerah's agreement, before they both fell asleep, wrapped and joined together.

    Axl wanted an alcoholic drink, so he went to a bar and ordered Nighttrain, one of his favorite drinks. The Bartender pointed out that Night train stopped being produced in the 80's. Axl blushed. Axl instead asked for a Whiskey. The Bartender asked for his ID. "I'm 25, I promise, Axl said. The Bartender said,"Everybody who looks under 40 needs to show ID. Axl took out his ID and covered his name.

    The Bartender looked at both him and his ID suspiciously. "This ID says you were born in 1962. According to this ID, you are 60. I thought you said you were 25. And besides, this ID says it expired in 1989. You definitely look much younger than 60. What kind of games you playing, kid?" Axl blushed uncomfortably. He had a couple of choices he could make. He could just tell the truth and admit he was Axl Rose and time traveled from 1987 to 2022. He could claim the ID was fake and risk going to jail in 2022. He REALLY wanted the Whiskey, but he technically no longer had a valid ID. He could just order a Coke and pretend it was Whiskey He chose to just order a Coke. He paid for it with a 1985 $20 bill. The Bartender scrutinized the 1985 bill and determined it to be real and gave him modern change. Axl drank his Coke, pretending that it was Whiskey. After drinking, he left.

    Axl realized he couldn't run around with an ID that technically expired 35 years ago. He realized he would have to get a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. He told someone on the street that he was only 18 and wanted to buy Whiskey and wanted a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. The person told him he looked more like 25 than 18(Axl blushed) and should be able to get alcohol anywhere. Axl pointed out he was asked for ID at a bar and didn't have a valid ID. The Person told him where he could get a fake ID. He thanked them. He went there and at the place, he got the fake ID that looked really legitimate and said he was born in 1997. His fake ID also said his name was Michael Randall Johnson.

    He went to another bar and ordered a Whiskey. The Bartender saw the ID said 1997 and gave him the Whiskey. He paid, smiled, and drank it and left.

    I was at the KFC on NW 27th Ave in Miami and
    witnessed a horrible incident. A female who looked
    homeless was eating chicken and throwing the
    bones on the floor, leaving nothing on them. She
    picked them cleaner then any machine could ever
    achieve. She got up to refill her drink and it became
    obvious to everyone in the restaurant where the
    smell was coming from, her pants were dripping wet
    in the rear and had wet feces dropping from them,
    leaving a trail to the fountain. She filled her cup with
    a high sugar mix and went back to her seat after
    picking her rear on the way. She went back to eating
    the chicken with vigorously like it was her first meal
    in days. A Good Samaritan went to the counter and
    let the employee know what was happening. To their
    credit the associate who was probably 18 shut the
    soda fountain down and asked the customer to
    leave. She became belligerent and accused the
    Colonel of being racist like Church's Chicken and
    singling her out for her mistake. She also asked for
    more free chicken and gravy without mashed
    potatoes for the insult. After he threatened to call the
    police and Walgreens around the corner she stuffed
    the chicken remaining in her bag and left. The worker
    then asked everyone to leave as the store needed
    cleaning and gave everyone a $20 gift card for a
    future visit. I feel KFC and the employee did the best
    they can but it's apparent they need to better ban
    customers with known bowel problems. This
    individual is known around Miami for their issues at
    casinos, chicken restaurants and on public
    transportation.

    Karen Nathan arent you an African American Couponer

    or did i mistake that along the way lurking youre troll idk, Axl Rose now tho lolllll.. I mean this may be revealing your actual hand too much here for some actually highly intellectual people since, a lying African American woman actually wouldnt even know how to joke about well, Axl Rose imo so lol stop tippin youre hand imo now, we are all watching you now PFA star you are, never tip your hand

    On a more sincere serios note Karen Nathan your new and fun the stories

    This place needs to be livened up every once in a while, otherwise a few of thee people get all lost in that Mob Mentality idea and and then maybe believe its good, and its not, that's a follower not a leader

    Axl decided to go to Claven Records and promote Cake Cream. He showed the opening they did for Guns N'Roses latest show and Claven Record Executives were impressed. They told Axl to have them cut a Demo. Axl was excited and called Cake Cream and told them the good news. All of Cake Cream was excited as Claven Records is a huge Record Label in 2022. They agreed to meet up with Axl to cut the Demo the next day.

    The next day, Axl told them he believed that they were 2022's Guns N'Roses and that he believed in them.

    Axl had them play into a Cassette tape. Axl and they all went to Claven Records and turned in the Demo. Claven Records Execs were awed by the Demo and Cake Cream and Axl were excited. Claven Records told them they had a lot of real potential.

    Claven Records told Cake Cream and Axl that they wanted to buy the Demo for $100,000 and Axl and Cake Cream were excited paperwork and contracts were read, understood, and signed and they sold the Demo. The next day, the Demo was unbeknownst put on ITUNES for sale by Claven Records and it hit number 1 on the Billboard 100.

    Axl and Cake Cream were excited. The Demo was a huge hit! Fans loved it!

    A couple of days later, Cake Cream and Axl threw a huge "We made it!" Party, filled with lots of Cake Cream Fans. The Party was filled with a lot of fun, alcoholic drinks, and food and music. Axl was very tired after a couple of hours and fell asleep. While he slept, Cake Cream Fans mentioned how weird it was that Michael always wore long sleeved shirts even in the very hot April.

    Cake Cream acknowledged that this was weird, and Jimmy rolled back Axl's right sleeve and gasped as he saw the Appetite For Destruction Cross Forearm Tattoo, the same Tattoo Axl Rose had.

    Jimmy said to his Bandmates, check out Michael's Cross Tattoo. It's the same one Axl Rose has. In the same spot. " Cake Cream stared at Axl's Tattoo in complete shock. Was Michael really Axl Rose? The Cake Cream Fans also saw Axl's Tattoo. And all gasped. That's Axl Rose! A lot of Fans gasped in shock.

    Billy played Devil's Advocate and said,"Michael can't be Axl Rose. Michael and Axl showed up on stage together side by side. If Michael really is Axl, the older Axl would have disappeared. There's no way two Axls would have shown up on stage at Guns N'Roses latest Concert. Jimmy said, Hmm. Billy, you have a valid point that it be impossible for someone to stand next to themselves. But let's check Michael's wallet to be sure. If Michael really is Axl, he'd have something like an ID that had Axl's personal information on it. Billy agreed that Jimmy made perfect sense. All of Cream agreed.

    Cake Cream searched Axl's wallet. They saw Michael Randall Johnson born in 1997. Billy said, "See. Michael isn't Axl. He's really Michael like he says he is. Mike pointed out that there was another ID. Cream saw Axl's REAL ID, the one that said,"Axl Rose, Birthdate February 1962, expiration date February 1989 with his face on it. Axl for some reason carried around his REAL ID and his fake ID too. Holy shait, Billy said in shock. Michael really is Axl Rose! "

    They couldn't believe their Manager was really Axl Rose. No wonder Axl was so flawlessly able to cover for Older Axl at the latest Guns N'Roses show.

    Cake Cream was so shocked, they left Axl's sleeve up, too in shock to roll it back down. They left Axl alone sleeping. Axl woke up a little later and immediately saw his sleeve was rolled up and his Cross Tattoo was clearly visible! "No!" Axl thought panicked, sitting up as suddenly as he did in his November Rain video. Axl had a feeling he had been exposed.

    He quickly pulled down his sleeve and went back to the party. The Cake Cream Fans had left and it was just Cake Cream and Axl left. Cake Cream was looking at him intently. Axl blushed, uncomfortably.

    Jimmy said,"Michael, it's kind of hot. Sure you don't want to change into a short sleeve shirt? You must be dying of the heat in that long sleeved shirt. You can change into my short sleeved shirt. "

    Axl instinctively put his hand over his forearm and said,"No, I'm good."

    Got anything to hide, Axl?" Billy, the Drummer asked him pointedly. "my name is Michael, " Axl lied, sweating
    Andy, the Keyboard Player asked,"Billy's right. Why do you keep wearing long sleeved shirts in April? It's 80 degrees!

    My name is Michael, Axl lied, sweating. "I enjoy wearing long sleeved shirts as a Fashion choice."


    James, the Guitarist said," You sounded flawless when you covered for Axl at the Guns N'Roses Show. You sounded like his younger self."

    Axl said,"I'm not Axl Rose."

    Mike said,"Come on, we saw your Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo. We saw your Axl Rose ID. We know that you're Axl Rose. Just admit it. We're your Fans, Axl. We love you."

    The "We're your Fans, we love you," is what really caused Axl to let his guard down. He admitted,"Yes, I'm Axl Rose," Axl said, reluctantly.

    Cake Cream smiled and admitted they were happy he was there. Axl smiled and felt a huge sense of relief. He felt a huge weight had been lifted off of his shoulders.

    Cake Cream wondered how Axl ended up in 2022 when he lived in 1987, and Axl admitted he had no idea how he ended up in 2022. Cake Cream smiled and once again mentioned how happy they were that he was there.

     
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    Axl booked them for an impromptu Show at the local Marriott for the next day. Tickets were $25.

    Isn't that a little low? As in REALLY low? Cake Cream asked concerned.

    Axl said, " You want your tickets to be low to get more People to see you. At $25 a pop, MOST People can afford that. And besides, you guys are new in the Music Industry. People want to see what you are about, especially live, so you want to start REALLY low. At $25 a pop if you get 300 People to see you, that's $7,500 right there. That's way more than the $500 total you guys got to open for that Guns N'Roses show the other day and more than the $100 total you got at the bar set you guys did too. $2,000 tickets is when you are say The Rolling Stones. Are any of you a Rolling Stone? Are any of you named Mick Jagger? Axl questioned light heartedly. They all shook their heads. Then $25 it is.

    They agreed and Axl had them practice their set. They were really good. Axl was proud. He went to a Gun Range and bought 6 Bullet proof vests. And he went to a Sports Store and bought 6 Football Helmets. He went back home and gave them the bullet proof vests and the football helmets. Cake Cream was confused.

    Axl responded,"You guys are becoming big stars. You need protection in case they are any gunshots or items thrown. The bulletproof vests will protect your body, the football helmets will protect your head. Duff got hot in the head with a glass bottle at one of our shows and he had to be rushed to the hospital. I'll be damned if I let that happen to any of you guys." They trusted Axl and tried them on. They fit okay. They did more practice and Axl thought Security would need protection too. He hired Security and bought them bulletproof vests and Football Helmets too. He painted "Cake Cream," on all of the Helmets. The next day, they all including Security showed up at the Marriott and were wearing the bulletproof vests and Football Helmets. 900 Fans showed up to see Cake Cream! Cake Cream and Axl were ecstatic. They did a great show and Fans loved their Football Helmets and pointed out no other Music Bands wore Football Helmets. Axl was proud of Cake Cream.

    After the show, there was tremendous applause and all of Cake Cream took a bow. The show was over and it was time to collect the money. Cake Cream and Axl were ecstatic that they made over $22,000 on one show. The Security Guards got paid, People who helped make the show possible were paid and Cake Cream and Axl got paid. They decided to go to an Upscale Restaurant to celebrate their first big gig.

    They went to Morton's The Steakhouse and had Waygu Ribeye steak, Lobster, and fries. They had chocolate brownie and ice cream. They had Champagne and Axl made a Toast to Cake Cream and they toasted him back. They had a great meal and paid and left and went home.

    At home, they bathed and went to sleep. When they awoke, they went on the internet and saw glowing reviews of their Marriott Show. They were ecstatic. They were huge stars! Claven Records called Axl and told Axl they wanted Cake Cream to make a Sophomore Album today! Axl protested this, pointing out that they had JUST released their Debut Album a couple of days ago and a Sophomore Album should be at least a year after the Debut Album. Claven Records continued to push they wanted a Sophomore Album from Cake Cream today! Axl felt pressured and disturbed that Claven Records wanted Cake Cream to make a Sophomore Album today.

    He told Claven Records to hold on and they did. Axl asked Cake Cream if they were up to making a Sophomore Album today.

    Cake Cream all said," Hell no."

    Billy said, "We just did our Debut Album a couple of days ago. And just played a show yesterday. We don't want to do a Sophomore Album today.

    All of Cake Cream agreed.

    Axl said,"That's what I was thinking." He told Claven Records,"No can do." Claven Records continued to push a Sophomore Album today. Axl got really upset and said,"Cake Cream is TIRED. They just did their Debut Album a couple of days ago and did a show yesterday. They are TIRED.

    Claven Records continued to push a Sophomore Album today.

    Axl relented and said,"Okay, fine, you win. We'll have the Sophomore Album today."

    Claven Records were satisfied and said they looked forward to the Sophomore Album today.

    Axl told Cake Cream that Claven Records is pushing the Sophomore Album today.

    Cake Cream protested this. Axl had a plan and told them it. He was going to ask Current Guns N'Roses to make the Sophomore Album today and have them act like Cake Cream did it. Cake Cream pointed out that this was risky and hoped it work. Axl hoped it would work too.

    Axl called Older Axl, Older Duff, and Older Slash and begged them all to come to Billy's house and make the Sophomore Album for Cake Cream as Claven Records was breathing down their necks for the Sophomore Album today.

    Current Guns N'Roses pointed out that a Sophomore Album should be at least a year after the Debut Album, not a couple of days after. Axl admitted he thought the same thing but pointed out Claven Records was really pushing that Sophomore Album today.

    Current Guns N'Roses could see how desperate Axl was and decided to come over and impersonate Cake Cream for Younger Axl.

    Axl thanked them. He was welcomed.

    In about an hour, Current Guns N'Roses came to Billy's house to help out Cake Cream and Axl.

    Both Axls were happy to see each other again and Older Axl said wryly, "If anyone else asked us to do what you did, we would have said no. You are so lucky we care about you guys so much. Cake Cream and Axl blushed. Axl wrote 10 songs again and Older Axl sang lead trying to imitate Mike's singing, Melissa and Dizzy played the Keyboards, Duff, Richard, Slash played guitars, Frank played Drums. They sounded good. The Current Guns N'Roses pretending to be Cake Cream finished the Sophomore Album and Cake Cream and Axl were grateful. They were thanked.

    They all chatted for a bit and then Current Guns N'Roses went to Claven Records and gave the Sophomore Album to Claven Records. Claven Records were satisfied and thanked them for the Sophomore Album. They welcomed them. Cake Cream and Axl were offered 30 million plus Royalties for the Sophomore Album. Cake Cream and Axl accepted the deal and more paperwork was read, understood and signed. They went back home grateful Current Guns N'Roses did the Sophomore Album for them.

     
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    The last part was supposed to be ,"Cake Cream gave the Sophomore Album to Claven Records," not Current Guns N'Roses.

     
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