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    Axl really liked Cake Cream and wanted to learn more about them. Axl looked up Cake Cream. He found out they would be performing at a local Bar. Axl put on a hat, his bandanas and went to that Bar and watched them play their set. Axl was amazed. After the set, Axl approached Cake Cream and properly introduced himself.

    "Hi, I'm Michael Randall Johnson," he said, smiling. I'm in the Music Business, and I think I can help you guys become big."

    Cake Cream looked at him suspiciously. "How do we know you're not some Scammer?" Mike, the Lead Singer asked him warily. The other four Members backed up Mike's sentiments. Axl took off his hat and bandanas.

    Cake Cream looked at him in awe and recognized him as that guy that helped Axl out last night!. Axl smiled. "Axl asked l,"How do you feel about Guns N'Roses?

    Jimmy, the Bassist responded,"We're huge Fans of Guns N'Roses. We aspire to be like them." Axl smiled. "I'm a huge Guns N'Roses Fan myself," Axl said. I think you guys are the Young Guns N'Roses of 2022.

    Cake Cream all smiled. Axl asked if they had a Manager. Cake Cream didn't have a Manager. Axl offered to be their Manager and they accepted. They exchanged phone numbers. Cake Cream is definitely my calling for 2022! Axl thought happily. They all chatted and then Axl left.

    Axl went to his hotel and started wondering how to make Cake Cream huge Stars.

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    Axl decided to go to Claven Records and promote Cake Cream. He showed the opening they did for Guns N'Roses latest show and Claven Record Executives were impressed. They told Axl to have them cut a Demo. Axl was excited and called Cake Cream and told them the good news. All of Cake Cream was excited as Claven Records is a huge Record Label in 2022. They agreed to meet up with Axl to cut the Demo the next day.

    The next day, Axl told them he believed that they were 2022's Guns N'Roses and that he believed in them.

    Axl had them play into a Cassette tape. Axl and they all went to Claven Records and turned in the Demo. Claven Records Execs were awed by the Demo and Cake Cream and Axl were excited. Claven Records told them they had a lot of real potential.

    Claven Records told Cake Cream and Axl that they wanted to buy the Demo for $100,000 and Axl and Cake Cream were excited paperwork and contracts were read, understood, and signed and they sold the Demo. The next day, the Demo was unbeknownst put on ITUNES for sale by Claven Records and it hit number 1 on the Billboard 100.

    Axl and Cake Cream were excited. The Demo was a huge hit! Fans loved it!

    A couple of days later, Cake Cream and Axl threw a huge "We made it!" Party, filled with lots of Cake Cream Fans. The Party was filled with a lot of fun, alcoholic drinks, and food and music. Axl was very tired after a couple of hours and fell asleep. While he slept, Cake Cream Fans mentioned how weird it was that Michael always wore long sleeved shirts even in the very hot April.

    Cake Cream acknowledged that this was weird, and Jimmy rolled back Axl's right sleeve and gasped as he saw the Appetite For Destruction Cross Forearm Tattoo, the same Tattoo Axl Rose had.

    Jimmy said to his Bandmates, check out Michael's Cross Tattoo. It's the same one Axl Rose has. In the same spot. " Cake Cream stared at Axl's Tattoo in complete shock. Was Michael really Axl Rose? The Cake Cream Fans also saw Axl's Tattoo. And all gasped. That's Axl Rose! A lot of Fans gasped in shock.

    Billy played Devil's Advocate and said,"Michael can't be Axl Rose. Michael and Axl showed up on stage together side by side. If Michael really is Axl, the older Axl would have disappeared. There's no way two Axls would have shown up on stage at Guns N'Roses latest Concert. Jimmy said, Hmm. Billy, you have a valid point that it be impossible for someone to stand next to themselves. But let's check Michael's wallet to be sure. If Michael really is Axl, he'd have something like an ID that had Axl's personal information on it. Billy agreed that Jimmy made perfect sense. All of Cream agreed.

    Cake Cream searched Axl's wallet. They saw Michael Randall Johnson born in 1997. Billy said, "See. Michael isn't Axl. He's really Michael like he says he is. Mike pointed out that there was another ID. Cream saw Axl's REAL ID, the one that said,"Axl Rose, Birthdate February 1962, expiration date February 1989 with his face on it. Axl for some reason carried around his REAL ID and his fake ID too. Holy shait, Billy said in shock. Michael really is Axl Rose! "

    They couldn't believe their Manager was really Axl Rose. No wonder Axl was so flawlessly able to cover for Older Axl at the latest Guns N'Roses show.

    Cake Cream was so shocked, they left Axl's sleeve up, too in shock to roll it back down. They left Axl alone sleeping. Axl woke up a little later and immediately saw his sleeve was rolled up and his Cross Tattoo was clearly visible! "No!" Axl thought panicked, sitting up as suddenly as he did in his November Rain video. Axl had a feeling he had been exposed.

    He quickly pulled down his sleeve and went back to the party. The Cake Cream Fans had left and it was just Cake Cream and Axl left. Cake Cream was looking at him intently. Axl blushed, uncomfortably.

    Jimmy said,"Michael, it's kind of hot. Sure you don't want to change into a short sleeve shirt? You must be dying of the heat in that long sleeved shirt. You can change into my short sleeved shirt. "

    Axl instinctively put his hand over his forearm and said,"No, I'm good."

    Got anything to hide, Axl?" Billy, the Drummer asked him pointedly. "my name is Michael, " Axl lied, sweating
    Andy, the Keyboard Player asked,"Billy's right. Why do you keep wearing long sleeved shirts in April? It's 80 degrees!

    My name is Michael, Axl lied, sweating. "I enjoy wearing long sleeved shirts as a Fashion choice."


    James, the Guitarist said," You sounded flawless when you covered for Axl at the Guns N'Roses Show. You sounded like his younger self."

    Axl said,"I'm not Axl Rose."

    Mike said,"Come on, we saw your Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo. We saw your Axl Rose ID. We know that you're Axl Rose. Just admit it. We're your Fans, Axl. We love you."

    The "We're your Fans, we love you," is what really caused Axl to let his guard down. He admitted,"Yes, I'm Axl Rose," Axl said, reluctantly.

    Cake Cream smiled and admitted they were happy he was there. Axl smiled and felt a huge sense of relief. He felt a huge weight had been lifted off of his shoulders.

    Cake Cream wondered how Axl ended up in 2022 when he lived in 1987, and Axl admitted he had no idea how he ended up in 2022. Cake Cream smiled and once again mentioned how happy they were that he was there.

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    Why not tell your side of the story about this report on you shitting in multiple chicken restaurants in Miami?

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    "Please don't tell anyone that I'm really Axl Rose" Axl pleaded. Cake Cream Members looked at each other guiltily.

    Axl caught this and asked,"Who else saw my Tattoo and ID? Axl asked, mildly panicked.

    Jimmy guiltily replied,"Cake Fans saw your Cross Tattoo."

    "Holy shait!" Axl exclaimed, scared. Then he calmed down and asked,"Did anyone take pictures of my Tattoo?"

    Cake Cream Members shook their heads. "Billy said,"We didn't see any of them take pictures" .

    Axl breathed a sigh of relief. "If no one took any pictures, I really have nothing to worry about, Axl said. Cake Cream smiled.

    Axl fully relaxed, confident that his secret was safe. But then, a little while later, Andy said,"Uh oh," to the rest of Cake Cream. Cake Cream . He showed his Bandmates the viral video on YouTube a Cake Cream Fan had taken of Axl's Tattoo while he slept. Axl was eating a ham and cheese sandwich in the kitchen, oblivious to the Viral Video(He wasn't even watching YouTube. )

    Cake Cream knew eventually that Axl would see the Axl Rose Tattoo viral video, but they wanted to keep him from finding out about this viral video for as long as possible. They partly blamed themselves for exposing his Tattoo in the first place in a party full of Cake Fans while he slept. They all felt guilt for that. They all knew deep down they could have just checked his Tattoo while he slept after the Fans had left. And asked him if he was really Axl Rose in private.

    Axl finished eating his ham and cheese sandwich and went to the living room where Cake Cream was watching a video on YouTube.

    "What are you guys watching?" Axl asked curiously. Cake Cream Members all jumped.

    "Axl!" Andy said in uncomfortable shock! We thought you were in the kitchen eating your ham and cheese sandwich.

    "I'm finished," Axl said.

    Cake Cream giggled uncomfortably. Axl felt something was going on. "Guys, what's going on?" Axl asked them.

    Billy very suspiciously turned off YouTube and asked Axl if he wanted to go to sleep.

    Axl wryly said,"The last time I fell asleep in this house, you guys exposed my Tattoo to a bunch of random Fans." Axl quipped passive aggressively.

    Axl, we just wanted to see why you always wear long sleeved shirts even in the hot April. We didn't know a Fan would take a video of your Tattoo and upload it to YouTube, Billy said impulsively.

    Axl caught on to the "Fan took video of your Tattoo and uploaded it to YouTube," as the other Cake Cream Members lightly hit Billy in the arm for saying that to Axl.

    "A Fan took a video of my Tattoo?" Axl resppnded, mildly panicked.

    "Cake Cream lowered their eyes and admitted that Axl's Tattoo video went viral on YouTube.

    Axl asked,"What does viral on YouTube mean?" In 1987, Viral means a contagious virus that spreads around quickly. But I don't know what it means in 2022. "

    Mike responded,"Viral on YouTube means that it's been viewed MANY times.

    "NO!" Axl exclaimed, panic rumbling through his stomach. A bunch of People would now know his secret!


    "We're sorry, Axl, " Cake Cream Members told him.

    You guys are sorry? Axl responded with biting disdain. "I could be kidnapped or get murdered as a result of a bunch of People now knowing that I ended up in 2022 as a result of this." Axl sneered angrily. "But thank you guys for saying you're sorry," Axl bitterly quipped.

    Jimmy said,"You could have just told us upfront that you were Axl. We wouldn't have had to expose you in front of a bunch of Fans if you'd just told us the truth from the get go." Jimmy felt guilty about what they'd done to Axl, but tried deflecting the blame to Axl.

    "Axl responded angrily,"Fine, find yourselves a new Manager!" And left angrily. He went back to his Hotel Room, feeling both mad and guilty at the same time.

     
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    Karen Nathan arent you an African American Couponer

    or did i mistake that along the way lurking youre troll idk, Axl Rose now tho lolllll.. I mean this may be revealing your actual hand too much here for some actually highly intellectual people since, a lying African American woman actually wouldnt even know how to joke about well, Axl Rose imo so lol stop tippin youre hand imo now, we are all watching you now PFA star you are, never tip your hand

    #DeductiveReasoningWizard o0

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    On a more sincere serios note Karen Nathan your new and fun the stories

    This place needs to be livened up every once in a while, otherwise a few of thee people get all lost in that Mob Mentality idea and and then maybe believe its good, and its not, that's a follower not a leader

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    Axl felt guilty over storming away from Cake Cream like that. His stomach turned uncontrollably. "They made a mistake. They didn't mean to hurt you," his conscience tortured him.

    He ate and went to bed, tossing and turning in his sleep. He woke up feeling like shait over storming off like that. He got ready for the day. He found himself wondering and worrying about what Cake Cream was doing now. He reluctantly called Billy.

    Billy coldly told him,"I really don't want to speak to you."

    Please? Axl begged him. "I'm really sorry about storming off on you guys yesterday."

    Billy softened. "You promise you're sorry?" He asked him tentatively.

    Axl said,"Yes, I promise I really am sorry about storming off on you guys yesterday."

    Billy said," Okay, apology accepted. I'll talk to the other Cake Cream Members."

    Axl smiled and said,"Thank you!" He felt relieved. Billy welcomed him.

    Later, Billy called him and told him they wanted him to come over and they could talk this over face to face.

    Axl got ready and went to Jimmy's house where all of them were waiting for him. Axl told them he was sorry about what he did yesterday. Axl put his finger in his ear nervously and then took out his finger and looked at it.

    "Uh, Axl, why did you stick your finger in your ear and then take it out and look at it?" Jimmy asked.

    Axl responded,"I'm feeling nervous."

    Jimmy and Cake Cream looked at each other nervously themselves.

    Finally, Jimmy spoke. "Uh, Axl, you are from 1987 and you didn't start putting your finger in your ear and then taking it out and looking at it out of nervousness until 1989. The other Cake Cream Members confirmed this.

    Axl was like,"Oh well. Do you guys forgive me?" Cake Cream said they forgave him.

    They watched TV, and St. Louis was mentioned in a show they were watching.

    "Fuc St. Louis! Fuc those Concert Rioting Assholes!" Axl said angrily.

    Cake Cream looked at each other nervously again. Axl hadn't had any problems with St. Louis until 1991 when the Riverport Concert Riot happened.

    Billy said,"Uh, Axl, you were mad at St. Louis in 1991 because of the Riverport Concert Riot. You are from 1987. Technically, you shouldn't remember that." Cake Cream Members confirmed this.

    Cake Cream Members were wondering why 1987 Axl was acting like his near future selves.

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    Young Axl Rose showing up in 2022!
    This is a Fan Fiction I came up with..😀

    25 year old Axl Rose somehow ended up in 2022. He was confused. Just a few moments ago, it was 1987. Axl was approached by Guns N'Roses Fans who gawked at him in awe


    "Oh my God! You look JUST like a young Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses! One of them said in amazement.

    Axl blushed, wondering how he would answer that. He decided to answer,"Well, a lot of People look alike."

    Another Guns N'Roses Fan answered,"You not only look alike, you are a dead ringer for him! The Fan took out her phone and looked up,"Young Axl Rose, on Google" and showed him a picture of his current (young) self. Axl smiled and said,"I see the resemblance." The Fans smiled back. They suggested he enter an Axl Rose look alike Contest as he would surely win. Axl laughed and politely thanked them for their suggestions. Axl thanked God he happened to be wearing a long sleeved leather jacket that hid all of his Tattoos.

    The Fans asked him,"What is your favorite Music Band? " Axl reflexively answered,"Guns N'Roses." The Fans looked at each other with happy suspicion. "Are you sure you aren't Axl Rose? They asked him. "No," he answered. They giggled happily. He then quickly answered,"I meant, "No, I'm not Axl Rose." They asked him what his name was. He answered,"Bruce," using his middle name. They continued to talk about how incredibly alike he looked to Axl Rose and they continued to imply he was Axl Rose. He begun to squirm uncomfortably. He answered,"Axl and I aren't even the same age! I am 25 and he should be 60!" Axl wondered how Current Older Axl looked and thought,"Current Older me most likely looks like me, just a lot older."


    Axl then thought in Horror that Current Older him might be DEAD in 2022. He asked The Fans,"How many Guns N'Roses Members are still alive? They answered,"All of them are still alive. He breathed a sigh of relief and said,"Thank God." They looked at him curiously and he awkwardly chatted with them a little while later and then said,"Goodbye." He left.

    Axl looked in wonder and realized that a lot of People had masks on. He wondered why. He then heard of Covid and asked,"What's Covid?" People were confused on how he didn't know what Covid was as it had been around for over two years. He on the top of his head made up a lie and claimed he had been in a coma for three years and just woke up today. He was told what it was. He asked if he could use his bandana as a mask and he was told he could. Axl was grateful he could use his bandana as a mask and that his bandana would also double as a disguise. He used his bandana and bought a pair of sunglasses to further disguise himself

    omg thats amazing, heres some fan fiction i didnt write but really enjoy:

    Tyler opened his eyes to a dark and strange sight. All around him were strange black shapes attached to the walls. They looked like tubes and bones, shaped in intricate patterns. it covered every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, even the window. The door, however, was left untouched.

    It was a Hive.

    He sat up in his bed and looked for his odd roommate. He saw her curled up in the corner of the room.

    A long, black, and curved head with no eyes. A sleek black body, with what seemed like an exoskeleton. Four, powerful legs, each ending in a hand-like appendage. Two fingers and two thumbs, each with claws. Four black tubes coming from her back, extending nearly a foot up. A long, segmented tail, tipped with a sharp blade. Standing over nine feet tall when on it's hind legs.

    An Acheronian Xenomorph, one of the last members of its kind, and a female.

    Now, don't ask how Tyler knew it was a female, he may or may not have caught a glimpse two weeks ago of a certain, female part.

    As for where she came from? Tyler found her outside one day, a mere three weeks ago, several injured with claw and teeth wounds. Suffice to say, he quickly learned of her blood's acidic qualities.

    The couch will never be the same.

    After she healed, he expected her to leave. She didn't. She stayed. Two weeks later, his room was a Hive.

    He didn't mind though. Even then, it's not like he would have told her to stop. Not when she can rip apart solid steel with her hands. Paws. Claws? Whatever they are.

    Tyler became aware of a... peculiar smell. It smelled like honey, clear water, and oddly enough, blackberries. It shouldn't have smelled good, but it did. Fortunetly.

    Unfortunetly, however, it also excited a certain part. He lied back in bed, while simultaneously raising a knee, to cover a tent, pitched in the sheets.

    Naturally, he had morning wood, and that odd, weird, unnatural, delicious smell made it worse.

    Woah! Where'd that come from? He though, confused.

    Of course, he slept naked. Of course, he managed to kick off the blanket while he slept, but fortunetly left the sheets.

    Of course, the Xenomorph smelled hos arousal. After all, she was the one causing it, with her heat pheromones. Not that Tyler knew.

    The Xenomorph stood up. On all fours though, so it was only slightly gigantic. It slowly sauntered over to the naked, aroused man, long tail swaying seductively behind her. Not that Tyler saw. His knee blocked her from sight.

    Of course, when he felt her grab his leg, he almost shit himself.

    "Fucking Hell, Xerah! Fucking scared me!" Tyler exclaimed at the black figure looming over him. He noticed the smell was even stronger than before, and it clouded his mind.

    Of course his erection only got harder.

    Xerah seemed to smell the air, before slowly forcing Tyler's leg down. He didn't resist. Not that he could. If she really wanted it down, she could have ripped it off.

    Of course, having both legs flat on the bed made his arousal extremely obvious.

    Tyler looked on, nervous at Xerah's plans, and knowing full well he couldn't stop whatever she was planning.

    Xerah made an odd, growling cough as she watched the human squirm in front of her. Tyler realized she was laughing.

    Xerah reached down and slowly, ever do slowly, pull back the sheets from Tyler's lower end. His manhood sprang free. A little over seven inches, and throbbing from pent up sexual tension.

    Not like he could relievehimself considering his roommate almost never left his side.

    Tyler was shocked to see a bit of drool fall from the being's mouth and onto the bed. He was even more shocked to see more 'drool' slide down the Alien's back legs.

    The Xenomorph reached out and lightly gripped his member with her large, and surprisingly soft, hands. She slowly move her hands in a up-and-down motion, felt it throb in her hand. That, and Tyler's panting. She figured that meant she was doing good.

    Tyler couldn't believe what was happening. A Alien, know for tearing apart prey with bare hands and eating people, was giving him a handjob!

    Tyler couldn't help the low groan that sounded out, nor the hand that softly pressured the Alien's head to move down.

    Xerah had never done this before, but her Hive Memories helped. Significantly. When she felt his hands push her head down, she knew what to do.

    Tyler could only watch in shock and nervousness as her mouth opened, and a black tube slowly extended. The teeth opened wide, far out of the danger zone as the tube engulfed the man's manhood.

    Xerah felt herself become more exited at the taste of his shaft, the smell of his arousal, and the sound of his pleasure as he groaned and painted as her Feeder Tube moved at a rapid pace.

    Within several minutes, she hear him speak in a strained voice, "I..I'm c..close."

    She knew what he meant. She sped up.

    Her head bobbed rapidly, assisting the Tube and her hand played with his testicles, feeling them,.massaging them.

    It wasn't long before he came.

    He uttered a short shout of pleasure, before she tasted the first strand of his seed launched down the Tube and into her throat. She marveled at the taste, and enjoyed the several strands that follow after, before pulling away with a wet pop!

    He lied there, panting from the pleasure, and saw that she had lied down beside him. He happened to glance downward, and saw her excitement. He knew what to do.

    "Roll over onto your back for me, okay?"

    She did. And as she did, the smell become much stronger, and he felt his erection surface again, but he wanted something else, first.

    He looked and saw her lips. They were black as well, and as he teased them open, saw the inside was black, too.

    He leaned down, and took a deep smell. This close to the source, the scent was driving him crazy. He quickly drove in, and ran his tounge over her lips, slightly parting them as he tasted her. Two things happened.

    One, the Xenomoprh twitched and uttered a long, drawn out sigh. Two, he discovered that she tasted as she smelled. Water, Honey, and Blackberries.

    It was delicious.

    Tyler returned for a second lick. Then a third, a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh. Each time piercing a little deeper and making the Alien a little loader.

    He continued for several minutes, tounge buried into her folds, fingers massaging her clit, before he felt her muscles begin to contract.

    Xerah let out a long, breathy whimper escape through her throat.

    He knew what she meant. He sped up.

    It wasn't long before the combined sensations of a tounge licking her most private parts, and a finger toying with her clit sent her over the edge.

    , hard.

    Tyler did what he could to drink it all, but it ended up coating his neck, chest, and face.

    He loved the taste.

    Tyler was confused when the Alien got up and placed her front legs on the bed. He realized what she was doing when she raised her tail, even though he wasn't behind her.

    It didn't take long to fix that problem.

    Tyler felt the tip of his manhood poke the Alien's lips. He rubbed against her, letting himself become lubricated with her juices.

    She was impatient.

    Tyler felt her tail wrap around his waist and pull him in, her body simultaneously thrusting backwards, hilting him in one move.

    They both let out long sighs of pleasure before Tyler touched her tail. She loosened her grip, but remained wrapped around him.

    Tyler began to thrust in and out of her, groaning at the feeling of her warmth, and her walls massaging his length.

    He continued to move, picking up the pace and increasing force. Their groans and moans becoming louder with each thrust. It wasn't long before they both felt a pressure coming. Xerah tightened her tail just slightly, and Tyler adjusted his grip nearly imperceptibly.

    They both knew what the other meant, and they both wanted it.

    Xerah came first, signaled by rapid and repeated contraction of her walls and a throaty moan emitting from her throat, followed by her juices coming out in a veritable torrent, soaking his member and crotch more than they already were.

    This triggered his own orgasm, as, with a moan, his shaft released spurt after spurt of his hot seed directly into her womb, coating her insides and making her moan again.

    As they both came down from their euphoric high, they both lied down in the bed, still joined together.

    As sleep overcame them, Tyler spoke in a tired voice, "We have to do this again."

    A low purr signaled Xerah's agreement, before they both fell asleep, wrapped and joined together.

    Axl wanted an alcoholic drink, so he went to a bar and ordered Nighttrain, one of his favorite drinks. The Bartender pointed out that Night train stopped being produced in the 80's. Axl blushed. Axl instead asked for a Whiskey. The Bartender asked for his ID. "I'm 25, I promise, Axl said. The Bartender said,"Everybody who looks under 40 needs to show ID. Axl took out his ID and covered his name.

    The Bartender looked at both him and his ID suspiciously. "This ID says you were born in 1962. According to this ID, you are 60. I thought you said you were 25. And besides, this ID says it expired in 1989. You definitely look much younger than 60. What kind of games you playing, kid?" Axl blushed uncomfortably. He had a couple of choices he could make. He could just tell the truth and admit he was Axl Rose and time traveled from 1987 to 2022. He could claim the ID was fake and risk going to jail in 2022. He REALLY wanted the Whiskey, but he technically no longer had a valid ID. He could just order a Coke and pretend it was Whiskey He chose to just order a Coke. He paid for it with a 1985 $20 bill. The Bartender scrutinized the 1985 bill and determined it to be real and gave him modern change. Axl drank his Coke, pretending that it was Whiskey. After drinking, he left.

    Axl realized he couldn't run around with an ID that technically expired 35 years ago. He realized he would have to get a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. He told someone on the street that he was only 18 and wanted to buy Whiskey and wanted a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. The person told him he looked more like 25 than 18(Axl blushed) and should be able to get alcohol anywhere. Axl pointed out he was asked for ID at a bar and didn't have a valid ID. The Person told him where he could get a fake ID. He thanked them. He went there and at the place, he got the fake ID that looked really legitimate and said he was born in 1997. His fake ID also said his name was Michael Randall Johnson.

    He went to another bar and ordered a Whiskey. The Bartender saw the ID said 1997 and gave him the Whiskey. He paid, smiled, and drank it and left.

    I was at the KFC on NW 27th Ave in Miami and
    witnessed a horrible incident. A female who looked
    homeless was eating chicken and throwing the
    bones on the floor, leaving nothing on them. She
    picked them cleaner then any machine could ever
    achieve. She got up to refill her drink and it became
    obvious to everyone in the restaurant where the
    smell was coming from, her pants were dripping wet
    in the rear and had wet feces dropping from them,
    leaving a trail to the fountain. She filled her cup with
    a high sugar mix and went back to her seat after
    picking her rear on the way. She went back to eating
    the chicken with vigorously like it was her first meal
    in days. A Good Samaritan went to the counter and
    let the employee know what was happening. To their
    credit the associate who was probably 18 shut the
    soda fountain down and asked the customer to
    leave. She became belligerent and accused the
    Colonel of being racist like Church's Chicken and
    singling her out for her mistake. She also asked for
    more free chicken and gravy without mashed
    potatoes for the insult. After he threatened to call the
    police and Walgreens around the corner she stuffed
    the chicken remaining in her bag and left. The worker
    then asked everyone to leave as the store needed
    cleaning and gave everyone a $20 gift card for a
    future visit. I feel KFC and the employee did the best
    they can but it's apparent they need to better ban
    customers with known bowel problems. This
    individual is known around Miami for their issues at
    casinos, chicken restaurants and on public
    transportation.

    Karen Nathan arent you an African American Couponer

    or did i mistake that along the way lurking youre troll idk, Axl Rose now tho lolllll.. I mean this may be revealing your actual hand too much here for some actually highly intellectual people since, a lying African American woman actually wouldnt even know how to joke about well, Axl Rose imo so lol stop tippin youre hand imo now, we are all watching you now PFA star you are, never tip your hand

    On a more sincere serios note Karen Nathan your new and fun the stories

    This place needs to be livened up every once in a while, otherwise a few of thee people get all lost in that Mob Mentality idea and and then maybe believe its good, and its not, that's a follower not a leader

    Axl decided to go to Claven Records and promote Cake Cream. He showed the opening they did for Guns N'Roses latest show and Claven Record Executives were impressed. They told Axl to have them cut a Demo. Axl was excited and called Cake Cream and told them the good news. All of Cake Cream was excited as Claven Records is a huge Record Label in 2022. They agreed to meet up with Axl to cut the Demo the next day.

    The next day, Axl told them he believed that they were 2022's Guns N'Roses and that he believed in them.

    Axl had them play into a Cassette tape. Axl and they all went to Claven Records and turned in the Demo. Claven Records Execs were awed by the Demo and Cake Cream and Axl were excited. Claven Records told them they had a lot of real potential.

    Claven Records told Cake Cream and Axl that they wanted to buy the Demo for $100,000 and Axl and Cake Cream were excited paperwork and contracts were read, understood, and signed and they sold the Demo. The next day, the Demo was unbeknownst put on ITUNES for sale by Claven Records and it hit number 1 on the Billboard 100.

    Axl and Cake Cream were excited. The Demo was a huge hit! Fans loved it!

    A couple of days later, Cake Cream and Axl threw a huge "We made it!" Party, filled with lots of Cake Cream Fans. The Party was filled with a lot of fun, alcoholic drinks, and food and music. Axl was very tired after a couple of hours and fell asleep. While he slept, Cake Cream Fans mentioned how weird it was that Michael always wore long sleeved shirts even in the very hot April.

    Cake Cream acknowledged that this was weird, and Jimmy rolled back Axl's right sleeve and gasped as he saw the Appetite For Destruction Cross Forearm Tattoo, the same Tattoo Axl Rose had.

    Jimmy said to his Bandmates, check out Michael's Cross Tattoo. It's the same one Axl Rose has. In the same spot. " Cake Cream stared at Axl's Tattoo in complete shock. Was Michael really Axl Rose? The Cake Cream Fans also saw Axl's Tattoo. And all gasped. That's Axl Rose! A lot of Fans gasped in shock.

    Billy played Devil's Advocate and said,"Michael can't be Axl Rose. Michael and Axl showed up on stage together side by side. If Michael really is Axl, the older Axl would have disappeared. There's no way two Axls would have shown up on stage at Guns N'Roses latest Concert. Jimmy said, Hmm. Billy, you have a valid point that it be impossible for someone to stand next to themselves. But let's check Michael's wallet to be sure. If Michael really is Axl, he'd have something like an ID that had Axl's personal information on it. Billy agreed that Jimmy made perfect sense. All of Cream agreed.

    Cake Cream searched Axl's wallet. They saw Michael Randall Johnson born in 1997. Billy said, "See. Michael isn't Axl. He's really Michael like he says he is. Mike pointed out that there was another ID. Cream saw Axl's REAL ID, the one that said,"Axl Rose, Birthdate February 1962, expiration date February 1989 with his face on it. Axl for some reason carried around his REAL ID and his fake ID too. Holy shait, Billy said in shock. Michael really is Axl Rose! "

    They couldn't believe their Manager was really Axl Rose. No wonder Axl was so flawlessly able to cover for Older Axl at the latest Guns N'Roses show.

    Cake Cream was so shocked, they left Axl's sleeve up, too in shock to roll it back down. They left Axl alone sleeping. Axl woke up a little later and immediately saw his sleeve was rolled up and his Cross Tattoo was clearly visible! "No!" Axl thought panicked, sitting up as suddenly as he did in his November Rain video. Axl had a feeling he had been exposed.

    He quickly pulled down his sleeve and went back to the party. The Cake Cream Fans had left and it was just Cake Cream and Axl left. Cake Cream was looking at him intently. Axl blushed, uncomfortably.

    Jimmy said,"Michael, it's kind of hot. Sure you don't want to change into a short sleeve shirt? You must be dying of the heat in that long sleeved shirt. You can change into my short sleeved shirt. "

    Axl instinctively put his hand over his forearm and said,"No, I'm good."

    Got anything to hide, Axl?" Billy, the Drummer asked him pointedly. "my name is Michael, " Axl lied, sweating
    Andy, the Keyboard Player asked,"Billy's right. Why do you keep wearing long sleeved shirts in April? It's 80 degrees!

    My name is Michael, Axl lied, sweating. "I enjoy wearing long sleeved shirts as a Fashion choice."


    James, the Guitarist said," You sounded flawless when you covered for Axl at the Guns N'Roses Show. You sounded like his younger self."

    Axl said,"I'm not Axl Rose."

    Mike said,"Come on, we saw your Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo. We saw your Axl Rose ID. We know that you're Axl Rose. Just admit it. We're your Fans, Axl. We love you."

    The "We're your Fans, we love you," is what really caused Axl to let his guard down. He admitted,"Yes, I'm Axl Rose," Axl said, reluctantly.

    Cake Cream smiled and admitted they were happy he was there. Axl smiled and felt a huge sense of relief. He felt a huge weight had been lifted off of his shoulders.

    Cake Cream wondered how Axl ended up in 2022 when he lived in 1987, and Axl admitted he had no idea how he ended up in 2022. Cake Cream smiled and once again mentioned how happy they were that he was there.

     
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    Cake Cream Members were wondering if Axl would soon go into the era he snapped in 1991. They wondered if they should get him a Therapist.

    "Axl, are you feeling okay? Jimmy asked him, concerned.

    "I'm fine. Just feeling pissed at St. Louis," Axl responded.

    "Billy said,"You know in 2022, there's a lot of People you can talk to if you feel like you need any help. There's a lot more help available in 2022 than in 1987 and 1991.

    Axl said,"Are you calling me crazy?" He felt offended and insulted.

    Cake Cream Members looked at each other nervously.

    Andy said,"We're trying to prevent you from snapping like your future self did in 1991. You're showing signs of acting like your near future selves."

    Axl remembered at the store that the Employee mentioned Axl went crazy in 1991. He told Cake Cream Members this.

    They confirmed what he said. They all including Axl agreed that Axl needed a Therapist in order to prevent snapping.

    The next day, they took him to a Therapist and the Therapist and Axl opened up about feeling lost, stressed, and overwhelmed and not quite feeling like he belonged. The Therapist listened to him intently and communicated back. Axl felt better after his session and grateful he had Cake Cream Members looking out for him.

    After the Session, Cake Cream Members and Axl went to Burger King. After eating, they were walking down the street when a Paparazzi Person followed Axl and said,"Hey Axl Rose!" And snapped pictures of Axl without his permission. Please stop following me and taking pictures of me," Axl said politely. Cake Cream Members stood up for Axl saying,"Please leave Michael alone. He's not Axl Rose."

    The Paparazzi Person continued to snap pictures of Axl. Axl fed up said,"If you don't stop taking pictures of me, I'm going to shove that fucing camera down your fucing throat!" The Paparazzi Person continued to snap pictures of Axl. Axl fed up, yelled, "Fuc you!" And punched the Paparazzi Person in his face and broke his camera. The Paparazzi person was stunned and left with his broken camera. Axl was satisfied his pictures wouldn't be published if the camera was broken.

    Cake Cream Members were concerned that someone else could have taken pictures of what just happened.

    Jimmy said,"I think you just signed your own arrest Warrant, Axl," he said nervously.

    Axl said smugly,"The camera's broken. No way will this guy publish my pictures. It was just us and that Creep. No way am I getting arrested. "

    Billy said,"But this happened on a public street. Anyone driving by could take pictures. That Creep could press charges.

    Axl wondered if Billy had a valid point. Cake Cream and Axl went to Billy's house and checked YouTube. Sure enough, it was filmed and already going viral on YouTube.

    SHAIT! Axl cried emotionally. Cake Cream Members tried to soothe Axl's mind by pointing out that Axl was acting in self defense when he punched the Paparazzi Person and broke his camera and said the Paparazzi Person had it coming.

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    Cake Cream wondered if they should hide Axl. They were huge fans of his and didn't want him to end up behind bars. A few hours later, Police knocked on Billy's door. Jimmy, Andy, James, Billy, and Mike hid Axl in Billy's secret compartment closet door.

    Billy nervously opened the door and the Police informed him they were looking for Axl Rose. Billy claimed they last saw Axl Rose at the latest Guns N'Roses Show days ago and didn't know where he was. The rest of Cake Cream backed up Billy.

    "Mind if we look around for Axl?"

    Billy emotionally said,"We already told you! We don't know where Axl is!" He begun to sweat uncomfortably. The other Cake Cream Members backed up Billy again.

    "We're coming in anyways," the Police said. They came in and started searching for Axl.

    "Billy said, " We already told you, Axl isn't here! Please leave!"

    Jimmy said,"This is an unlawful search. Axl's not in this house. Leave us alone. " Other Cake Cream Members also protested this.

    The Police continued searching for Axl.


    Axl's heart was palpitating. He thanked his lucky stars Cake Cream liked him so much, they were hiding him from Police. Billy told him this was a secret compartment closet, but he knew there was a chance he could still be found if the Police opened this door. Axl was able to crawl into an upper vent.

    The Police searched the house and didn't find Axl. But then they went to the secret compartment closet where Axl had been hiding.

    Billy emotionally cried,"Axl's not in there! Please leave!" The Police ignored Billy and opened the door. Axl wasn't there.

    Billy was shocked but calmly said,"See? Axl's not here." He and the other Cake Cream Members looked at each other in confusion and shock. Where the hell was Axl?" All of Cake Cream wondered telepathically to each other. The Police said,"It's obvious Axl isn't in this house. We're leaving."

    The Police left. Axl breathed a sigh of relief, safe in his hiding place.

    Axl crawled back down out of the vent and went back to the closet and walked out.

    Cake Cream Members wondered where he had disappeared too. Axl answered with a smile,"I hid in the upper vent. Billy, your secret compartment closet is not all that hidden," Axl said wryly. Billy blushed guilty. But thank you for trying."

    Billy then thought and said,"Wait! My house has a hidden crawl space! You can hide there if Police come back! Cake Cream Members were like,"Yeah, you do have a hidden crawl space!" Axl asked to see it. They showed it to him. Axl hid in it as practice and he was completely hidden from anyone looking. Axl was glad he was skinny and wryly thought that no way would chubbier older Axl be able to hide in this crawl space. Axl left the crawl space.

    Cake Cream Members heard another knock. This time, it was the FBI looking for Axl. And they had a Search Warrant. They had to let the FBI come in. Cake Cream Members told Axl to hide in the hidden crawl space and he did. The FBI were let in and they looked for Axl. They came close to the hidden crawl space and Axl's heart caught in his throat. Please God, let me be completely hidden," he silently prayed. The FBI searched the area around the hidden crawl space but didn't see Axl. They left and Axl breathed another sigh of relief. Axl left the crawl space.

    Cake Cream Members told Axl they were sorry for exposing his Tattoo in a house full of Cake Cream Fans and indirectly causing Axl to become a Fugitive. Axl said,"You didn't mean to harm me," he said understanding. I thank you for hiding me from the Police and the FBI."

    Cake Cream welcomed him.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    omg thats amazing, heres some fan fiction i didnt write but really enjoy:

    Tyler opened his eyes to a dark and strange sight. All around him were strange black shapes attached to the walls. They looked like tubes and bones, shaped in intricate patterns. it covered every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, even the window. The door, however, was left untouched.

    It was a Hive.

    He sat up in his bed and looked for his odd roommate. He saw her curled up in the corner of the room.

    A long, black, and curved head with no eyes. A sleek black body, with what seemed like an exoskeleton. Four, powerful legs, each ending in a hand-like appendage. Two fingers and two thumbs, each with claws. Four black tubes coming from her back, extending nearly a foot up. A long, segmented tail, tipped with a sharp blade. Standing over nine feet tall when on it's hind legs.

    An Acheronian Xenomorph, one of the last members of its kind, and a female.

    Now, don't ask how Tyler knew it was a female, he may or may not have caught a glimpse two weeks ago of a certain, female part.

    As for where she came from? Tyler found her outside one day, a mere three weeks ago, several injured with claw and teeth wounds. Suffice to say, he quickly learned of her blood's acidic qualities.

    The couch will never be the same.

    After she healed, he expected her to leave. She didn't. She stayed. Two weeks later, his room was a Hive.

    He didn't mind though. Even then, it's not like he would have told her to stop. Not when she can rip apart solid steel with her hands. Paws. Claws? Whatever they are.

    Tyler became aware of a... peculiar smell. It smelled like honey, clear water, and oddly enough, blackberries. It shouldn't have smelled good, but it did. Fortunetly.

    Unfortunetly, however, it also excited a certain part. He lied back in bed, while simultaneously raising a knee, to cover a tent, pitched in the sheets.

    Naturally, he had morning wood, and that odd, weird, unnatural, delicious smell made it worse.

    Woah! Where'd that come from? He though, confused.

    Of course, he slept naked. Of course, he managed to kick off the blanket while he slept, but fortunetly left the sheets.

    Of course, the Xenomorph smelled hos arousal. After all, she was the one causing it, with her heat pheromones. Not that Tyler knew.

    The Xenomorph stood up. On all fours though, so it was only slightly gigantic. It slowly sauntered over to the naked, aroused man, long tail swaying seductively behind her. Not that Tyler saw. His knee blocked her from sight.

    Of course, when he felt her grab his leg, he almost shit himself.

    "Fucking Hell, Xerah! Fucking scared me!" Tyler exclaimed at the black figure looming over him. He noticed the smell was even stronger than before, and it clouded his mind.

    Of course his erection only got harder.

    Xerah seemed to smell the air, before slowly forcing Tyler's leg down. He didn't resist. Not that he could. If she really wanted it down, she could have ripped it off.

    Of course, having both legs flat on the bed made his arousal extremely obvious.

    Tyler looked on, nervous at Xerah's plans, and knowing full well he couldn't stop whatever she was planning.

    Xerah made an odd, growling cough as she watched the human squirm in front of her. Tyler realized she was laughing.

    Xerah reached down and slowly, ever do slowly, pull back the sheets from Tyler's lower end. His manhood sprang free. A little over seven inches, and throbbing from pent up sexual tension.

    Not like he could relievehimself considering his roommate almost never left his side.

    Tyler was shocked to see a bit of drool fall from the being's mouth and onto the bed. He was even more shocked to see more 'drool' slide down the Alien's back legs.

    The Xenomorph reached out and lightly gripped his member with her large, and surprisingly soft, hands. She slowly move her hands in a up-and-down motion, felt it throb in her hand. That, and Tyler's panting. She figured that meant she was doing good.

    Tyler couldn't believe what was happening. A Alien, know for tearing apart prey with bare hands and eating people, was giving him a handjob!

    Tyler couldn't help the low groan that sounded out, nor the hand that softly pressured the Alien's head to move down.

    Xerah had never done this before, but her Hive Memories helped. Significantly. When she felt his hands push her head down, she knew what to do.

    Tyler could only watch in shock and nervousness as her mouth opened, and a black tube slowly extended. The teeth opened wide, far out of the danger zone as the tube engulfed the man's manhood.

    Xerah felt herself become more exited at the taste of his shaft, the smell of his arousal, and the sound of his pleasure as he groaned and painted as her Feeder Tube moved at a rapid pace.

    Within several minutes, she hear him speak in a strained voice, "I..I'm c..close."

    She knew what he meant. She sped up.

    Her head bobbed rapidly, assisting the Tube and her hand played with his testicles, feeling them,.massaging them.

    It wasn't long before he came.

    He uttered a short shout of pleasure, before she tasted the first strand of his seed launched down the Tube and into her throat. She marveled at the taste, and enjoyed the several strands that follow after, before pulling away with a wet pop!

    He lied there, panting from the pleasure, and saw that she had lied down beside him. He happened to glance downward, and saw her excitement. He knew what to do.

    "Roll over onto your back for me, okay?"

    She did. And as she did, the smell become much stronger, and he felt his erection surface again, but he wanted something else, first.

    He looked and saw her lips. They were black as well, and as he teased them open, saw the inside was black, too.

    He leaned down, and took a deep smell. This close to the source, the scent was driving him crazy. He quickly drove in, and ran his tounge over her lips, slightly parting them as he tasted her. Two things happened.

    One, the Xenomoprh twitched and uttered a long, drawn out sigh. Two, he discovered that she tasted as she smelled. Water, Honey, and Blackberries.

    It was delicious.

    Tyler returned for a second lick. Then a third, a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh. Each time piercing a little deeper and making the Alien a little loader.

    He continued for several minutes, tounge buried into her folds, fingers massaging her clit, before he felt her muscles begin to contract.

    Xerah let out a long, breathy whimper escape through her throat.

    He knew what she meant. He sped up.

    It wasn't long before the combined sensations of a tounge licking her most private parts, and a finger toying with her clit sent her over the edge.

    , hard.

    Tyler did what he could to drink it all, but it ended up coating his neck, chest, and face.

    He loved the taste.

    Tyler was confused when the Alien got up and placed her front legs on the bed. He realized what she was doing when she raised her tail, even though he wasn't behind her.

    It didn't take long to fix that problem.

    Tyler felt the tip of his manhood poke the Alien's lips. He rubbed against her, letting himself become lubricated with her juices.

    She was impatient.

    Tyler felt her tail wrap around his waist and pull him in, her body simultaneously thrusting backwards, hilting him in one move.

    They both let out long sighs of pleasure before Tyler touched her tail. She loosened her grip, but remained wrapped around him.

    Tyler began to thrust in and out of her, groaning at the feeling of her warmth, and her walls massaging his length.

    He continued to move, picking up the pace and increasing force. Their groans and moans becoming louder with each thrust. It wasn't long before they both felt a pressure coming. Xerah tightened her tail just slightly, and Tyler adjusted his grip nearly imperceptibly.

    They both knew what the other meant, and they both wanted it.

    Xerah came first, signaled by rapid and repeated contraction of her walls and a throaty moan emitting from her throat, followed by her juices coming out in a veritable torrent, soaking his member and crotch more than they already were.

    This triggered his own orgasm, as, with a moan, his shaft released spurt after spurt of his hot seed directly into her womb, coating her insides and making her moan again.

    As they both came down from their euphoric high, they both lied down in the bed, still joined together.

    As sleep overcame them, Tyler spoke in a tired voice, "We have to do this again."

    A low purr signaled Xerah's agreement, before they both fell asleep, wrapped and joined together.

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    Do you guys want to record a new song now?" Axl asked Cake Cream.

    Cake Cream looked around at each other incredulously. And at Axl. Axl was asking if they wanted to record a song with all that was happening with him?

    Andy asked,"Are you sure we should be recording a song now? I mean, shouldn't we be more focused on keeping you hidden from the Authorities? You're in trouble with the law. " Cake Cream were like," We were also thinking that."

    "The Authorities left," Axl said and I'm still your Manager," Axl reasoned, smiling. Working under stress is a part of Rock And Roll life." Guns N'Roses have performed under stress like the time we did a show when all of us were high and drunk out of our minds. We were fuced up out of our minds as we had just snorted lines of Cocaine and chased it down with shots of Whiskey just minutes before the show. We still ended up doing the show decently.

    Cake Cream asked if he was suggesting they get high and drunk and then perform.

    Axl said,"No, we did that in the late 80's when you could do drugs and drink openly in the street and not be arrested. If you did that in 2022, you'd most likely be arrested. Axl reasoned.

    Cake Cream talked amongst themselves and decided that Axl was right. They recorded a new song and it sounded great. It was reminiscent of Out Ta Get Me and Axl wondered how they would send it to Claven Records. Axl was a Fugitive and Cake Cream were most likely Suspects for abetting him.

    "Working under stress is a part of Rock And Roll," Axl reminded himself out loud. Cake Cream heard him and looked at him curiously. Axl blushed.

    Axl thought and thought. Finally he came up with a solution. He told Billy to give the new song to Claven Records the next morning wearing a disguise. Billy trusted Axl and was like,"Good idea, Axl!"

    The next day, Billy put on a hat, a wig, and sunglasses and went to Claven Records and claimed he found this unnamed tape outside. Claven Records execs took it from him and thanked him. Billy welcomed them and left.

    He went back home and Axl and Cake Cream asked how it went and Billy said,"It went smoothly."

    They all smiled. They ordered no contact pizza and ate it when it came.

    They turned on the radio and the new song was already playing on the radio! They cheered happily. They went on Social Media and Cake Cream Fans were praising the new song and thought,"This definitely sounds like Cake Cream! I love the new song!"

     
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    Axl had to chuckle at the irony of his Out Ta Get Me song and his situation and the fact that Cake Cream's new song sounded suspiciously like Out Ta Get Me. Axl pointed this out to Cake Cream. Cake Cream smiled and Jimmy said,,How ironic that the Authorities really are out to get you now just like the song.

    Axl chortled,"But I'm not fucing innocent." He laughed wryly.

    Jimmy also acknowledged the irony that the new song sounded like Out Ta Get Me at the same time they were hiding Axl from the Authorities. They all smiled.

    They turned on the News and there was a segment where they played a little of Cake Cream's new song and Guns N'Roses Out Ta Get Me and mentioned how incredibly alike the songs were. News Anchors wondered if whoever made the new song could get sued by Guns N'Roses for Plagiarism/Copyright Infringement.

    Some random People were interviewed if they thought the new song sounded a lot like Out Ta Get Me. Each and everyone of the People thought the new song sounded suspiciously a lot like Out Ta Get Me. They were asked if Guns N'Roses should sue whoever made the new song. The answers were basically "Guns N'Roses should sue whoever made the new song.

    Cake Cream Members looked at Axl uncomfortably. "Good job, Manager. Now People are wondering if we plagarized Guns N'Roses and thinking we should get sued," Jimmy said bitingly.

    Axl responded," Come on, current Guns N'Roses is not going to sue you guys. I'll call Older Axl and talk this out with him to be sure."

    Cake Cream agreed.

    Axl called Older Axl and begged him to claim that Current Guns N'Roses wouldn't sue Cake Cream for plagiarism because it was an approved sample by Guns N'Roses.

    Older Axl said with a sigh,"Axl, the new Cake Cream song does sound a lot like Out Ta Get Me. You really messed up big time with that one."

    Axl said,"Please? Cake Cream is a big fan of us and they would love it if you guys would say you won't sue them for plagiarism and claim it was an approved sample. It will mean a lot to them. They just wanted to pay homage to us with the new song."

    Older Axl said with a reluctant sigh,"Okay, I'll talk Current Guns N'Roses into claiming it was an approved sample.

    Axl was grateful. He thanked Older Axl and was welcomed. He told Cake Cream the good news and they were all relieved.

     
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    Older Axl and Current Guns N'Roses came through and publicly in a News Interview claimed that they would not be suing Cake Cream and claimed they gave Cake Cream permission to sample Out Ta Get Me.

    Axl and Cake Cream breathed a sigh of relief. But Andy pointed out that Axl was still a Fugitive and they still had that problem. Axl looked shyly at the ground.

    Mike tried to lighten up the mood by saying," "As someone named Axl once asked in Sweet Child Of Mine," "Where do we go? Where do we go now? Where do we go now?"

    Axl had to chuckle at that one and so did Cake Cream.

    Axl responded, in the tune of Sweet Child Of Mine, "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where we go now."

    Cake Cream and Axl were now bursting into even more laughter. The tension was slightly dissolved and they decided to kick back and relax and just put the fact that Axl was a Wanted Fugitive and they were accomplices harboring him on the back burner. Axl thought happily,"Cake Cream are more than my Fans or my Clients. They're my Friends. Like my Brothers even. He smiled.

    Axl and Cake Cream spent the next hour just having fun, watching TV and kicking back and relaxing when they saw that there was now a $5,000 Bounty for tips leading to Axl Rose's arrest.

    $5,000 Bounty for my arrest? Axl said dumbfounded. All I did was punch a guy in the face and break his camera who had been harassing me!"

    Cake Cream said,"We know Axl. We know. We were there with you. That guy deserved to get hit by you and his camera broken. He kept following you and snapping pictures of you even after you asked him to stop."

    Jimmy said,"We're still going to protect you. We won't let them find you. Cake Cream backed up Jimmy. Axl trusted Cake Cream and relaxed. He relaxed so much that he fell asleep again.

    Andy said,"I don't like the fact that we're harboring a Fugitive. Axl should be out of this house. We should turn in Axl and collect the $5,000. $1,000 for each of us. Get paid to get rid of our problem. Kill two birds with one stone.

    Billy stared at Andy in shock. "We are not turning in Axl for $5,000. He's our Friend." The other Cake Cream Bandmates felt uncomfortable that Andy was even thinking of turning in Axl for $5,000. They were disgusted. Billy sent Andy $5,000 through Zelle from his bank account and said,"Here's $5,000 all for you. Don't turn Axl in."

    Andy took the $5,000 and agreed to not turn Axl in. Cake Cream were stunned that Andy wanted to give up Axl in the first place for the $5,000. Axl slept for a couple of hours and then woke up.

    Axl said with a huge smile, "Thank you guys for hiding me from Authorities. It really means a lot to me. I trust you guys."

    Andy said, "We enjoy having you here. We enjoy having you as a Guest. We're glad you're here." He smiled at Axl.

    Axl smiled at Andy back. Other Cake Cream Members stared at each other in uncomfortable confusion. Just a little while ago, Andy suggested they sell out Axl for $5,000. Now he was acting like he didn't attempt to sell out Axl just a little while ago. They pointed out to each other that Andy constantly kept bringing up the fact that Axl was a Fugitive when the other four were just happy to have him there. They admitted in hindsight that Andy's constant bringing up Axl being a Fugitive was a huge red flag.

     
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    Police soon knocked on Billy's house again. And showed up with both an Arrest and a Search Warrant. The viral video that was on YouTube showed that Cake Cream was with Axl when the altercation with the Paparazzi Person happened. They were also seen on Burger King surveillance camera hanging out with each other and eating together earlier that day. Also they were seen at the bar where Axl first approached them, seen on Claven Records surveillance camera, the Fan that took the viral video of Axl's Tattoo had also filmed Cake Cream in the same shot at the party together. Meaning they lied about last seeing Axl at the latest Guns N'Roses Concert days ago.

    Axl hid in the hidden crawl space again as Police searched the house again for him. Axl's conscience tortured him. "You can't keep causing Authorities to search Billy's house," his conscience scolded him. "Turn yourself in," his conscience told him.

    He heard the Police say,"We know for a fact that you guys were with Axl after the latest Guns N'Roses Concert days ago. All five of you are accomplices and are liable to be under arrest if you don't give up Axl or he doesn't turn himself in. "Cake Cream admitted they were hanging out with Axl the day of the Paparazzi Person altercation, had a party with him, were at Burger King with him, were at the bar with him and at Claven Records with him, but claimed that they went their separate ways and hadn't seen Axl since they were with him when the Altercation with the Paparazzi Person happened. Police questioned them further, they refused to give up Axl and Police finally left.

    Axl left the hidden crawl space and once again thanked Cake Cream for hiding him and was welcomed. They ate and chatted and Axl took a shower and went to sleep.

    Axl woke up at 3 AM. Axl's conscience was really bothering him. He knew he had to turn himself in. He took his cellphone, a mask, his wallet with his REAL ID in it and left Billy's house. He knew that Cake Cream wouldn't have allowed him to turn himself in if they were awake and he had to do this while they were all asleep and had no idea he had even left the house. He walked to the nearest Police Station and turned himself in.

    "I'm Axl Rose, he told the Police. "I'm here to turn myself in. The Cops looked at him in shock. They ran his Social Security number and his records and were amazed his records showed he was last arrested in the 1980's. He looked about 25. How did this 25 year old looking guy have records stating he had been arrested in the 1980's? He showed his REAL ID. The Cops were stunned. This 25 year old looking guy was 60 according to his ID.

    He was patted down and given a strip search and the Cops looked in amazement at his multiple Tattoos. Axl smirked as he had nothing to hide on him. The Cops found nothing on him. His Mugshot was taken. He had a relieved smirk on his face in his Mugshot as turning himself in took a huge weight off his shoulders. His fingerprints were taken, he was given an orange jumpsuit. His personal belongings and original clothes were relinquished to Police. His Bond was set at $40,000. He was given a Court Date for three days from now.

    He would have to remain in Custody until then if the bond wasn't met. He was put in the same cell as drunks, drug addicts, and shoplifters. Axl thanked God none of these people were Murderers or Rapists. News of his booking spread fast and his Mugshot trended quickly. Axl fell asleep.

    At 8 AM, Billy came to visit him. Axl woke up and chatted with him. Billy said,"You should have told us you were going to turn yourself in. We would have went with you and supported you." Axl quipped wryly. "No, you wouldn't. You guys would have stopped me from turning myself in. Billy sheepishly admitted they would have stopped him. Axl said,"I know you guys and know that you guyswould have stopped me. That's exactly why I turned myself in in the middle of the night alone while you guys were sleeping. Billy blushed shyly.

    Axl smiled and sang,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now?" Making Billy laugh. Billy said that Cake Cream set up a Go Fund Me page for Axl's Bond and said it already had $15,000 in it. Axl asked what a Go Fund Me page was and Billy said it was basically a Charity. Axl smiled and said," Thank you." Billy smiled back and welcomed him. They chatted for a long while and Billy checked the Go Fund Me page and the Go Fund Me page had reached the $40,000 goal!

    Billy smiled and said,"You have a lot of Fans. We love you. So much we're willing to pay $40,000 to get you out of jail!" Billy winked. Axl smiled back. Axl's Bond was paid with the Go Fund Me page and he was free to go until his Court date. He got his personal belongings back and changed back into his original clothes and the orange jumpsuit given back. He and Billy walked back to his house.

     
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