Originally Posted by
Karen Nathan
This is a Fan Fiction I came up with..😀
25 year old Axl Rose somehow ended up in 2022. He was confused. Just a few moments ago, it was 1987. Axl was approached by Guns N'Roses Fans who gawked at him in awe
"Oh my God! You look JUST like a young Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses! One of them said in amazement.
Axl blushed, wondering how he would answer that. He decided to answer,"Well, a lot of People look alike."
Another Guns N'Roses Fan answered,"You not only look alike, you are a dead ringer for him! The Fan took out her phone and looked up,"Young Axl Rose, on Google" and showed him a picture of his current (young) self. Axl smiled and said,"I see the resemblance." The Fans smiled back. They suggested he enter an Axl Rose look alike Contest as he would surely win. Axl laughed and politely thanked them for their suggestions. Axl thanked God he happened to be wearing a long sleeved leather jacket that hid all of his Tattoos.
The Fans asked him,"What is your favorite Music Band? " Axl reflexively answered,"Guns N'Roses." The Fans looked at each other with happy suspicion. "Are you sure you aren't Axl Rose? They asked him. "No," he answered. They giggled happily. He then quickly answered,"I meant, "No, I'm not Axl Rose." They asked him what his name was. He answered,"Bruce," using his middle name. They continued to talk about how incredibly alike he looked to Axl Rose and they continued to imply he was Axl Rose. He begun to squirm uncomfortably. He answered,"Axl and I aren't even the same age! I am 25 and he should be 60!" Axl wondered how Current Older Axl looked and thought,"Current Older me most likely looks like me, just a lot older."
Axl then thought in Horror that Current Older him might be DEAD in 2022. He asked The Fans,"How many Guns N'Roses Members are still alive? They answered,"All of them are still alive. He breathed a sigh of relief and said,"Thank God." They looked at him curiously and he awkwardly chatted with them a little while later and then said,"Goodbye." He left.
Axl looked in wonder and realized that a lot of People had masks on. He wondered why. He then heard of Covid and asked,"What's Covid?" People were confused on how he didn't know what Covid was as it had been around for over two years. He on the top of his head made up a lie and claimed he had been in a coma for three years and just woke up today. He was told what it was. He asked if he could use his bandana as a mask and he was told he could. Axl was grateful he could use his bandana as a mask and that his bandana would also double as a disguise. He used his bandana and bought a pair of sunglasses to further disguise himself
Tyler opened his eyes to a dark and strange sight. All around him were strange black shapes attached to the walls. They looked like tubes and bones, shaped in intricate patterns. it covered every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, even the window. The door, however, was left untouched.
It was a Hive.
He sat up in his bed and looked for his odd roommate. He saw her curled up in the corner of the room.
A long, black, and curved head with no eyes. A sleek black body, with what seemed like an exoskeleton. Four, powerful legs, each ending in a hand-like appendage. Two fingers and two thumbs, each with claws. Four black tubes coming from her back, extending nearly a foot up. A long, segmented tail, tipped with a sharp blade. Standing over nine feet tall when on it's hind legs.
An Acheronian Xenomorph, one of the last members of its kind, and a female.
Now, don't ask how Tyler knew it was a female, he may or may not have caught a glimpse two weeks ago of a certain, female part.
As for where she came from? Tyler found her outside one day, a mere three weeks ago, several injured with claw and teeth wounds. Suffice to say, he quickly learned of her blood's acidic qualities.
The couch will never be the same.
After she healed, he expected her to leave. She didn't. She stayed. Two weeks later, his room was a Hive.
He didn't mind though. Even then, it's not like he would have told her to stop. Not when she can rip apart solid steel with her hands. Paws. Claws? Whatever they are.
Tyler became aware of a... peculiar smell. It smelled like honey, clear water, and oddly enough, blackberries. It shouldn't have smelled good, but it did. Fortunetly.
Unfortunetly, however, it also excited a certain part. He lied back in bed, while simultaneously raising a knee, to cover a tent, pitched in the sheets.
Naturally, he had morning wood, and that odd, weird, unnatural, delicious smell made it worse.
Woah! Where'd that come from? He though, confused.
Of course, he slept naked. Of course, he managed to kick off the blanket while he slept, but fortunetly left the sheets.
Of course, the Xenomorph smelled hos arousal. After all, she was the one causing it, with her heat pheromones. Not that Tyler knew.
The Xenomorph stood up. On all fours though, so it was only slightly gigantic. It slowly sauntered over to the naked, aroused man, long tail swaying seductively behind her. Not that Tyler saw. His knee blocked her from sight.
Of course, when he felt her grab his leg, he almost shit himself.
"Fucking Hell, Xerah! Fucking scared me!" Tyler exclaimed at the black figure looming over him. He noticed the smell was even stronger than before, and it clouded his mind.
Of course his erection only got harder.
Xerah seemed to smell the air, before slowly forcing Tyler's leg down. He didn't resist. Not that he could. If she really wanted it down, she could have ripped it off.
Of course, having both legs flat on the bed made his arousal extremely obvious.
Tyler looked on, nervous at Xerah's plans, and knowing full well he couldn't stop whatever she was planning.
Xerah made an odd, growling cough as she watched the human squirm in front of her. Tyler realized she was laughing.
Xerah reached down and slowly, ever do slowly, pull back the sheets from Tyler's lower end. His manhood sprang free. A little over seven inches, and throbbing from pent up sexual tension.
Not like he could relievehimself considering his roommate almost never left his side.
Tyler was shocked to see a bit of drool fall from the being's mouth and onto the bed. He was even more shocked to see more 'drool' slide down the Alien's back legs.
The Xenomorph reached out and lightly gripped his member with her large, and surprisingly soft, hands. She slowly move her hands in a up-and-down motion, felt it throb in her hand. That, and Tyler's panting. She figured that meant she was doing good.
Tyler couldn't believe what was happening. A Alien, know for tearing apart prey with bare hands and eating people, was giving him a handjob!
Tyler couldn't help the low groan that sounded out, nor the hand that softly pressured the Alien's head to move down.
Xerah had never done this before, but her Hive Memories helped. Significantly. When she felt his hands push her head down, she knew what to do.
Tyler could only watch in shock and nervousness as her mouth opened, and a black tube slowly extended. The teeth opened wide, far out of the danger zone as the tube engulfed the man's manhood.
Xerah felt herself become more exited at the taste of his shaft, the smell of his arousal, and the sound of his pleasure as he groaned and painted as her Feeder Tube moved at a rapid pace.
Within several minutes, she hear him speak in a strained voice, "I..I'm c..close."
She knew what he meant. She sped up.
Her head bobbed rapidly, assisting the Tube and her hand played with his testicles, feeling them,.massaging them.
It wasn't long before he came.
He uttered a short shout of pleasure, before she tasted the first strand of his seed launched down the Tube and into her throat. She marveled at the taste, and enjoyed the several strands that follow after, before pulling away with a wet pop!
He lied there, panting from the pleasure, and saw that she had lied down beside him. He happened to glance downward, and saw her excitement. He knew what to do.
"Roll over onto your back for me, okay?"
She did. And as she did, the smell become much stronger, and he felt his erection surface again, but he wanted something else, first.
He looked and saw her lips. They were black as well, and as he teased them open, saw the inside was black, too.
He leaned down, and took a deep smell. This close to the source, the scent was driving him crazy. He quickly drove in, and ran his tounge over her lips, slightly parting them as he tasted her. Two things happened.
One, the Xenomoprh twitched and uttered a long, drawn out sigh. Two, he discovered that she tasted as she smelled. Water, Honey, and Blackberries.
It was delicious.
Tyler returned for a second lick. Then a third, a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh. Each time piercing a little deeper and making the Alien a little loader.
He continued for several minutes, tounge buried into her folds, fingers massaging her clit, before he felt her muscles begin to contract.
Xerah let out a long, breathy whimper escape through her throat.
He knew what she meant. He sped up.
It wasn't long before the combined sensations of a tounge licking her most private parts, and a finger toying with her clit sent her over the edge.
, hard.
Tyler did what he could to drink it all, but it ended up coating his neck, chest, and face.
He loved the taste.
Tyler was confused when the Alien got up and placed her front legs on the bed. He realized what she was doing when she raised her tail, even though he wasn't behind her.
It didn't take long to fix that problem.
Tyler felt the tip of his manhood poke the Alien's lips. He rubbed against her, letting himself become lubricated with her juices.
She was impatient.
Tyler felt her tail wrap around his waist and pull him in, her body simultaneously thrusting backwards, hilting him in one move.
They both let out long sighs of pleasure before Tyler touched her tail. She loosened her grip, but remained wrapped around him.
Tyler began to thrust in and out of her, groaning at the feeling of her warmth, and her walls massaging his length.
He continued to move, picking up the pace and increasing force. Their groans and moans becoming louder with each thrust. It wasn't long before they both felt a pressure coming. Xerah tightened her tail just slightly, and Tyler adjusted his grip nearly imperceptibly.
They both knew what the other meant, and they both wanted it.
Xerah came first, signaled by rapid and repeated contraction of her walls and a throaty moan emitting from her throat, followed by her juices coming out in a veritable torrent, soaking his member and crotch more than they already were.
This triggered his own orgasm, as, with a moan, his shaft released spurt after spurt of his hot seed directly into her womb, coating her insides and making her moan again.
As they both came down from their euphoric high, they both lied down in the bed, still joined together.
As sleep overcame them, Tyler spoke in a tired voice, "We have to do this again."
A low purr signaled Xerah's agreement, before they both fell asleep, wrapped and joined together.
Axl wanted an alcoholic drink, so he went to a bar and ordered Nighttrain, one of his favorite drinks. The Bartender pointed out that Night train stopped being produced in the 80's. Axl blushed. Axl instead asked for a Whiskey. The Bartender asked for his ID. "I'm 25, I promise, Axl said. The Bartender said,"Everybody who looks under 40 needs to show ID. Axl took out his ID and covered his name.
The Bartender looked at both him and his ID suspiciously. "This ID says you were born in 1962. According to this ID, you are 60. I thought you said you were 25. And besides, this ID says it expired in 1989. You definitely look much younger than 60. What kind of games you playing, kid?" Axl blushed uncomfortably. He had a couple of choices he could make. He could just tell the truth and admit he was Axl Rose and time traveled from 1987 to 2022. He could claim the ID was fake and risk going to jail in 2022. He REALLY wanted the Whiskey, but he technically no longer had a valid ID. He could just order a Coke and pretend it was Whiskey He chose to just order a Coke. He paid for it with a 1985 $20 bill. The Bartender scrutinized the 1985 bill and determined it to be real and gave him modern change. Axl drank his Coke, pretending that it was Whiskey. After drinking, he left.
Axl realized he couldn't run around with an ID that technically expired 35 years ago. He realized he would have to get a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. He told someone on the street that he was only 18 and wanted to buy Whiskey and wanted a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. The person told him he looked more like 25 than 18(Axl blushed) and should be able to get alcohol anywhere. Axl pointed out he was asked for ID at a bar and didn't have a valid ID. The Person told him where he could get a fake ID. He thanked them. He went there and at the place, he got the fake ID that looked really legitimate and said he was born in 1997. His fake ID also said his name was Michael Randall Johnson.
He went to another bar and ordered a Whiskey. The Bartender saw the ID said 1997 and gave him the Whiskey. He paid, smiled, and drank it and left.
Axl wondered how he would get money to survive on in 2022. He had about $300 on him from his last Guns N'Roses show he and his Bandmates did. He was sure $300 was decent money in 1987, but 2022? He wasn't sure. His stomach begun to growl and he went to a Restaurant and had a cheeseburger, soda, and fries that was about $20 including tax and tip at the Restaurant.
He was satisfied with the meal. He now had about $280 on him. Axl begun to feel tired and wondered where he would lay his head to rest. He wistfully thought,"If this were 1987, I could just sleep at either Duff, Slash, Izzy, or Steven's houses." He begun to look for a cheap motel to sleep in for the night. He found a motel for $70. He paid, using his fake ID and settled in. He decided to watch some TV and during a commercial break, he saw that Guns N'Roses was being interviewed for an upcoming Show.
He was interested in seeing what older Axl looked like. Older Axl came on the screen and was smiling exuberantly. His eyes shone as he spoke about the upcoming Guns N'Roses Show
. Axl's mouth dropped in shock. Older me looks awful compared to young me! Axl thought in shock! But at least he's still alive and looks happy.
Axl looked on in wonder as Duff and Slash also happily talked about the upcoming Guns-N-Roses show. Duff and Slash look wonderful," Axl thought, smiling. But then he realized Izzy and Steven weren't being interviewed and wondered who the new Members of Guns N'Roses being interviewed were.
Did Izzy and Steven die? Axl wondered in a concerned panic. He then reminded himself that the Fans said all of the Guns N'Roses Members were still alive. Maybe Steven and Izzy decided to leave Guns N'Roses and start new paths, Axl told himself. At least I still have Slash and Duff," Axl thought, smiling happily. He soon went to sleep.
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