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    Young Axl Rose showing up in 2022! :D

    This is a Fan Fiction I came up with..😀

    25 year old Axl Rose somehow ended up in 2022. He was confused. Just a few moments ago, it was 1987. Axl was approached by Guns N'Roses Fans who gawked at him in awe


    "Oh my God! You look JUST like a young Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses! One of them said in amazement.

    Axl blushed, wondering how he would answer that. He decided to answer,"Well, a lot of People look alike."

    Another Guns N'Roses Fan answered,"You not only look alike, you are a dead ringer for him! The Fan took out her phone and looked up,"Young Axl Rose, on Google" and showed him a picture of his current (young) self. Axl smiled and said,"I see the resemblance." The Fans smiled back. They suggested he enter an Axl Rose look alike Contest as he would surely win. Axl laughed and politely thanked them for their suggestions. Axl thanked God he happened to be wearing a long sleeved leather jacket that hid all of his Tattoos.

    The Fans asked him,"What is your favorite Music Band? " Axl reflexively answered,"Guns N'Roses." The Fans looked at each other with happy suspicion. "Are you sure you aren't Axl Rose? They asked him. "No," he answered. They giggled happily. He then quickly answered,"I meant, "No, I'm not Axl Rose." They asked him what his name was. He answered,"Bruce," using his middle name. They continued to talk about how incredibly alike he looked to Axl Rose and they continued to imply he was Axl Rose. He begun to squirm uncomfortably. He answered,"Axl and I aren't even the same age! I am 25 and he should be 60!" Axl wondered how Current Older Axl looked and thought,"Current Older me most likely looks like me, just a lot older."


    Axl then thought in Horror that Current Older him might be DEAD in 2022. He asked The Fans,"How many Guns N'Roses Members are still alive? They answered,"All of them are still alive. He breathed a sigh of relief and said,"Thank God." They looked at him curiously and he awkwardly chatted with them a little while later and then said,"Goodbye." He left.

    Axl looked in wonder and realized that a lot of People had masks on. He wondered why. He then heard of Covid and asked,"What's Covid?" People were confused on how he didn't know what Covid was as it had been around for over two years. He on the top of his head made up a lie and claimed he had been in a coma for three years and just woke up today. He was told what it was. He asked if he could use his bandana as a mask and he was told he could. Axl was grateful he could use his bandana as a mask and that his bandana would also double as a disguise. He used his bandana and bought a pair of sunglasses to further disguise himself

     
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    omg thats amazing, heres some fan fiction i didnt write but really enjoy:

    Tyler opened his eyes to a dark and strange sight. All around him were strange black shapes attached to the walls. They looked like tubes and bones, shaped in intricate patterns. it covered every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, even the window. The door, however, was left untouched.

    It was a Hive.

    He sat up in his bed and looked for his odd roommate. He saw her curled up in the corner of the room.

    A long, black, and curved head with no eyes. A sleek black body, with what seemed like an exoskeleton. Four, powerful legs, each ending in a hand-like appendage. Two fingers and two thumbs, each with claws. Four black tubes coming from her back, extending nearly a foot up. A long, segmented tail, tipped with a sharp blade. Standing over nine feet tall when on it's hind legs.

    An Acheronian Xenomorph, one of the last members of its kind, and a female.

    Now, don't ask how Tyler knew it was a female, he may or may not have caught a glimpse two weeks ago of a certain, female part.

    As for where she came from? Tyler found her outside one day, a mere three weeks ago, several injured with claw and teeth wounds. Suffice to say, he quickly learned of her blood's acidic qualities.

    The couch will never be the same.

    After she healed, he expected her to leave. She didn't. She stayed. Two weeks later, his room was a Hive.

    He didn't mind though. Even then, it's not like he would have told her to stop. Not when she can rip apart solid steel with her hands. Paws. Claws? Whatever they are.

    Tyler became aware of a... peculiar smell. It smelled like honey, clear water, and oddly enough, blackberries. It shouldn't have smelled good, but it did. Fortunetly.

    Unfortunetly, however, it also excited a certain part. He lied back in bed, while simultaneously raising a knee, to cover a tent, pitched in the sheets.

    Naturally, he had morning wood, and that odd, weird, unnatural, delicious smell made it worse.

    Woah! Where'd that come from? He though, confused.

    Of course, he slept naked. Of course, he managed to kick off the blanket while he slept, but fortunetly left the sheets.

    Of course, the Xenomorph smelled hos arousal. After all, she was the one causing it, with her heat pheromones. Not that Tyler knew.

    The Xenomorph stood up. On all fours though, so it was only slightly gigantic. It slowly sauntered over to the naked, aroused man, long tail swaying seductively behind her. Not that Tyler saw. His knee blocked her from sight.

    Of course, when he felt her grab his leg, he almost shit himself.

    "Fucking Hell, Xerah! Fucking scared me!" Tyler exclaimed at the black figure looming over him. He noticed the smell was even stronger than before, and it clouded his mind.

    Of course his erection only got harder.

    Xerah seemed to smell the air, before slowly forcing Tyler's leg down. He didn't resist. Not that he could. If she really wanted it down, she could have ripped it off.

    Of course, having both legs flat on the bed made his arousal extremely obvious.

    Tyler looked on, nervous at Xerah's plans, and knowing full well he couldn't stop whatever she was planning.

    Xerah made an odd, growling cough as she watched the human squirm in front of her. Tyler realized she was laughing.

    Xerah reached down and slowly, ever do slowly, pull back the sheets from Tyler's lower end. His manhood sprang free. A little over seven inches, and throbbing from pent up sexual tension.

    Not like he could relievehimself considering his roommate almost never left his side.

    Tyler was shocked to see a bit of drool fall from the being's mouth and onto the bed. He was even more shocked to see more 'drool' slide down the Alien's back legs.

    The Xenomorph reached out and lightly gripped his member with her large, and surprisingly soft, hands. She slowly move her hands in a up-and-down motion, felt it throb in her hand. That, and Tyler's panting. She figured that meant she was doing good.

    Tyler couldn't believe what was happening. A Alien, know for tearing apart prey with bare hands and eating people, was giving him a handjob!

    Tyler couldn't help the low groan that sounded out, nor the hand that softly pressured the Alien's head to move down.

    Xerah had never done this before, but her Hive Memories helped. Significantly. When she felt his hands push her head down, she knew what to do.

    Tyler could only watch in shock and nervousness as her mouth opened, and a black tube slowly extended. The teeth opened wide, far out of the danger zone as the tube engulfed the man's manhood.

    Xerah felt herself become more exited at the taste of his shaft, the smell of his arousal, and the sound of his pleasure as he groaned and painted as her Feeder Tube moved at a rapid pace.

    Within several minutes, she hear him speak in a strained voice, "I..I'm c..close."

    She knew what he meant. She sped up.

    Her head bobbed rapidly, assisting the Tube and her hand played with his testicles, feeling them,.massaging them.

    It wasn't long before he came.

    He uttered a short shout of pleasure, before she tasted the first strand of his seed launched down the Tube and into her throat. She marveled at the taste, and enjoyed the several strands that follow after, before pulling away with a wet pop!

    He lied there, panting from the pleasure, and saw that she had lied down beside him. He happened to glance downward, and saw her excitement. He knew what to do.

    "Roll over onto your back for me, okay?"

    She did. And as she did, the smell become much stronger, and he felt his erection surface again, but he wanted something else, first.

    He looked and saw her lips. They were black as well, and as he teased them open, saw the inside was black, too.

    He leaned down, and took a deep smell. This close to the source, the scent was driving him crazy. He quickly drove in, and ran his tounge over her lips, slightly parting them as he tasted her. Two things happened.

    One, the Xenomoprh twitched and uttered a long, drawn out sigh. Two, he discovered that she tasted as she smelled. Water, Honey, and Blackberries.

    It was delicious.

    Tyler returned for a second lick. Then a third, a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh. Each time piercing a little deeper and making the Alien a little loader.

    He continued for several minutes, tounge buried into her folds, fingers massaging her clit, before he felt her muscles begin to contract.

    Xerah let out a long, breathy whimper escape through her throat.

    He knew what she meant. He sped up.

    It wasn't long before the combined sensations of a tounge licking her most private parts, and a finger toying with her clit sent her over the edge.

    , hard.

    Tyler did what he could to drink it all, but it ended up coating his neck, chest, and face.

    He loved the taste.

    Tyler was confused when the Alien got up and placed her front legs on the bed. He realized what she was doing when she raised her tail, even though he wasn't behind her.

    It didn't take long to fix that problem.

    Tyler felt the tip of his manhood poke the Alien's lips. He rubbed against her, letting himself become lubricated with her juices.

    She was impatient.

    Tyler felt her tail wrap around his waist and pull him in, her body simultaneously thrusting backwards, hilting him in one move.

    They both let out long sighs of pleasure before Tyler touched her tail. She loosened her grip, but remained wrapped around him.

    Tyler began to thrust in and out of her, groaning at the feeling of her warmth, and her walls massaging his length.

    He continued to move, picking up the pace and increasing force. Their groans and moans becoming louder with each thrust. It wasn't long before they both felt a pressure coming. Xerah tightened her tail just slightly, and Tyler adjusted his grip nearly imperceptibly.

    They both knew what the other meant, and they both wanted it.

    Xerah came first, signaled by rapid and repeated contraction of her walls and a throaty moan emitting from her throat, followed by her juices coming out in a veritable torrent, soaking his member and crotch more than they already were.

    This triggered his own orgasm, as, with a moan, his shaft released spurt after spurt of his hot seed directly into her womb, coating her insides and making her moan again.

    As they both came down from their euphoric high, they both lied down in the bed, still joined together.

    As sleep overcame them, Tyler spoke in a tired voice, "We have to do this again."

    A low purr signaled Xerah's agreement, before they both fell asleep, wrapped and joined together.

     
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    Axl wanted an alcoholic drink, so he went to a bar and ordered Nighttrain, one of his favorite drinks. The Bartender pointed out that Night train stopped being produced in the 80's. Axl blushed. Axl instead asked for a Whiskey. The Bartender asked for his ID. "I'm 25, I promise, Axl said. The Bartender said,"Everybody who looks under 40 needs to show ID. Axl took out his ID and covered his name.

    The Bartender looked at both him and his ID suspiciously. "This ID says you were born in 1962. According to this ID, you are 60. I thought you said you were 25. And besides, this ID says it expired in 1989. You definitely look much younger than 60. What kind of games you playing, kid?" Axl blushed uncomfortably. He had a couple of choices he could make. He could just tell the truth and admit he was Axl Rose and time traveled from 1987 to 2022. He could claim the ID was fake and risk going to jail in 2022. He REALLY wanted the Whiskey, but he technically no longer had a valid ID. He could just order a Coke and pretend it was Whiskey He chose to just order a Coke. He paid for it with a 1985 $20 bill. The Bartender scrutinized the 1985 bill and determined it to be real and gave him modern change. Axl drank his Coke, pretending that it was Whiskey. After drinking, he left.

    Axl realized he couldn't run around with an ID that technically expired 35 years ago. He realized he would have to get a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. He told someone on the street that he was only 18 and wanted to buy Whiskey and wanted a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. The person told him he looked more like 25 than 18(Axl blushed) and should be able to get alcohol anywhere. Axl pointed out he was asked for ID at a bar and didn't have a valid ID. The Person told him where he could get a fake ID. He thanked them. He went there and at the place, he got the fake ID that looked really legitimate and said he was born in 1997. His fake ID also said his name was Michael Randall Johnson.

    He went to another bar and ordered a Whiskey. The Bartender saw the ID said 1997 and gave him the Whiskey. He paid, smiled, and drank it and left.

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    If only Sonny (son of lockman) were still alive, the two of you could have written a great story together.

    Open, listen, and read.

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    Axl wondered how he would get money to survive on in 2022. He had about $300 on him from his last Guns N'Roses show he and his Bandmates did. He was sure $300 was decent money in 1987, but 2022? He wasn't sure. His stomach begun to growl and he went to a Restaurant and had a cheeseburger, soda, and fries that was about $20 including tax and tip at the Restaurant.

    He was satisfied with the meal. He now had about $280 on him. Axl begun to feel tired and wondered where he would lay his head to rest. He wistfully thought,"If this were 1987, I could just sleep at either Duff, Slash, Izzy, or Steven's houses." He begun to look for a cheap motel to sleep in for the night. He found a motel for $70. He paid, using his fake ID and settled in. He decided to watch some TV and during a commercial break, he saw that Guns N'Roses was being interviewed for an upcoming Show.

    He was interested in seeing what older Axl looked like. Older Axl came on the screen and was smiling exuberantly. His eyes shone as he spoke about the upcoming Guns N'Roses Show
    . Axl's mouth dropped in shock. Older me looks awful compared to young me! Axl thought in shock! But at least he's still alive and looks happy.

    Axl looked on in wonder as Duff and Slash also happily talked about the upcoming Guns-N-Roses show. Duff and Slash look wonderful," Axl thought, smiling. But then he realized Izzy and Steven weren't being interviewed and wondered who the new Members of Guns N'Roses being interviewed were.

    Did Izzy and Steven die? Axl wondered in a concerned panic. He then reminded himself that the Fans said all of the Guns N'Roses Members were still alive. Maybe Steven and Izzy decided to leave Guns N'Roses and start new paths, Axl told himself. At least I still have Slash and Duff," Axl thought, smiling happily. He soon went to sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Nathan View Post
    This is a Fan Fiction I came up with..😀

    25 year old Axl Rose somehow ended up in 2022. He was confused. Just a few moments ago, it was 1987. Axl was approached by Guns N'Roses Fans who gawked at him in awe


    "Oh my God! You look JUST like a young Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses! One of them said in amazement.

    Axl blushed, wondering how he would answer that. He decided to answer,"Well, a lot of People look alike."

    Another Guns N'Roses Fan answered,"You not only look alike, you are a dead ringer for him! The Fan took out her phone and looked up,"Young Axl Rose, on Google" and showed him a picture of his current (young) self. Axl smiled and said,"I see the resemblance." The Fans smiled back. They suggested he enter an Axl Rose look alike Contest as he would surely win. Axl laughed and politely thanked them for their suggestions. Axl thanked God he happened to be wearing a long sleeved leather jacket that hid all of his Tattoos.

    The Fans asked him,"What is your favorite Music Band? " Axl reflexively answered,"Guns N'Roses." The Fans looked at each other with happy suspicion. "Are you sure you aren't Axl Rose? They asked him. "No," he answered. They giggled happily. He then quickly answered,"I meant, "No, I'm not Axl Rose." They asked him what his name was. He answered,"Bruce," using his middle name. They continued to talk about how incredibly alike he looked to Axl Rose and they continued to imply he was Axl Rose. He begun to squirm uncomfortably. He answered,"Axl and I aren't even the same age! I am 25 and he should be 60!" Axl wondered how Current Older Axl looked and thought,"Current Older me most likely looks like me, just a lot older."


    Axl then thought in Horror that Current Older him might be DEAD in 2022. He asked The Fans,"How many Guns N'Roses Members are still alive? They answered,"All of them are still alive. He breathed a sigh of relief and said,"Thank God." They looked at him curiously and he awkwardly chatted with them a little while later and then said,"Goodbye." He left.

    Axl looked in wonder and realized that a lot of People had masks on. He wondered why. He then heard of Covid and asked,"What's Covid?" People were confused on how he didn't know what Covid was as it had been around for over two years. He on the top of his head made up a lie and claimed he had been in a coma for three years and just woke up today. He was told what it was. He asked if he could use his bandana as a mask and he was told he could. Axl was grateful he could use his bandana as a mask and that his bandana would also double as a disguise. He used his bandana and bought a pair of sunglasses to further disguise himself

    Tyler opened his eyes to a dark and strange sight. All around him were strange black shapes attached to the walls. They looked like tubes and bones, shaped in intricate patterns. it covered every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, even the window. The door, however, was left untouched.

    It was a Hive.

    He sat up in his bed and looked for his odd roommate. He saw her curled up in the corner of the room.

    A long, black, and curved head with no eyes. A sleek black body, with what seemed like an exoskeleton. Four, powerful legs, each ending in a hand-like appendage. Two fingers and two thumbs, each with claws. Four black tubes coming from her back, extending nearly a foot up. A long, segmented tail, tipped with a sharp blade. Standing over nine feet tall when on it's hind legs.

    An Acheronian Xenomorph, one of the last members of its kind, and a female.

    Now, don't ask how Tyler knew it was a female, he may or may not have caught a glimpse two weeks ago of a certain, female part.

    As for where she came from? Tyler found her outside one day, a mere three weeks ago, several injured with claw and teeth wounds. Suffice to say, he quickly learned of her blood's acidic qualities.

    The couch will never be the same.

    After she healed, he expected her to leave. She didn't. She stayed. Two weeks later, his room was a Hive.

    He didn't mind though. Even then, it's not like he would have told her to stop. Not when she can rip apart solid steel with her hands. Paws. Claws? Whatever they are.

    Tyler became aware of a... peculiar smell. It smelled like honey, clear water, and oddly enough, blackberries. It shouldn't have smelled good, but it did. Fortunetly.

    Unfortunetly, however, it also excited a certain part. He lied back in bed, while simultaneously raising a knee, to cover a tent, pitched in the sheets.

    Naturally, he had morning wood, and that odd, weird, unnatural, delicious smell made it worse.

    Woah! Where'd that come from? He though, confused.

    Of course, he slept naked. Of course, he managed to kick off the blanket while he slept, but fortunetly left the sheets.

    Of course, the Xenomorph smelled hos arousal. After all, she was the one causing it, with her heat pheromones. Not that Tyler knew.

    The Xenomorph stood up. On all fours though, so it was only slightly gigantic. It slowly sauntered over to the naked, aroused man, long tail swaying seductively behind her. Not that Tyler saw. His knee blocked her from sight.

    Of course, when he felt her grab his leg, he almost shit himself.

    "Fucking Hell, Xerah! Fucking scared me!" Tyler exclaimed at the black figure looming over him. He noticed the smell was even stronger than before, and it clouded his mind.

    Of course his erection only got harder.

    Xerah seemed to smell the air, before slowly forcing Tyler's leg down. He didn't resist. Not that he could. If she really wanted it down, she could have ripped it off.

    Of course, having both legs flat on the bed made his arousal extremely obvious.

    Tyler looked on, nervous at Xerah's plans, and knowing full well he couldn't stop whatever she was planning.

    Xerah made an odd, growling cough as she watched the human squirm in front of her. Tyler realized she was laughing.

    Xerah reached down and slowly, ever do slowly, pull back the sheets from Tyler's lower end. His manhood sprang free. A little over seven inches, and throbbing from pent up sexual tension.

    Not like he could relievehimself considering his roommate almost never left his side.

    Tyler was shocked to see a bit of drool fall from the being's mouth and onto the bed. He was even more shocked to see more 'drool' slide down the Alien's back legs.

    The Xenomorph reached out and lightly gripped his member with her large, and surprisingly soft, hands. She slowly move her hands in a up-and-down motion, felt it throb in her hand. That, and Tyler's panting. She figured that meant she was doing good.

    Tyler couldn't believe what was happening. A Alien, know for tearing apart prey with bare hands and eating people, was giving him a handjob!

    Tyler couldn't help the low groan that sounded out, nor the hand that softly pressured the Alien's head to move down.

    Xerah had never done this before, but her Hive Memories helped. Significantly. When she felt his hands push her head down, she knew what to do.

    Tyler could only watch in shock and nervousness as her mouth opened, and a black tube slowly extended. The teeth opened wide, far out of the danger zone as the tube engulfed the man's manhood.

    Xerah felt herself become more exited at the taste of his shaft, the smell of his arousal, and the sound of his pleasure as he groaned and painted as her Feeder Tube moved at a rapid pace.

    Within several minutes, she hear him speak in a strained voice, "I..I'm c..close."

    She knew what he meant. She sped up.

    Her head bobbed rapidly, assisting the Tube and her hand played with his testicles, feeling them,.massaging them.

    It wasn't long before he came.

    He uttered a short shout of pleasure, before she tasted the first strand of his seed launched down the Tube and into her throat. She marveled at the taste, and enjoyed the several strands that follow after, before pulling away with a wet pop!

    He lied there, panting from the pleasure, and saw that she had lied down beside him. He happened to glance downward, and saw her excitement. He knew what to do.

    "Roll over onto your back for me, okay?"

    She did. And as she did, the smell become much stronger, and he felt his erection surface again, but he wanted something else, first.

    He looked and saw her lips. They were black as well, and as he teased them open, saw the inside was black, too.

    He leaned down, and took a deep smell. This close to the source, the scent was driving him crazy. He quickly drove in, and ran his tounge over her lips, slightly parting them as he tasted her. Two things happened.

    One, the Xenomoprh twitched and uttered a long, drawn out sigh. Two, he discovered that she tasted as she smelled. Water, Honey, and Blackberries.

    It was delicious.

    Tyler returned for a second lick. Then a third, a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh. Each time piercing a little deeper and making the Alien a little loader.

    He continued for several minutes, tounge buried into her folds, fingers massaging her clit, before he felt her muscles begin to contract.

    Xerah let out a long, breathy whimper escape through her throat.

    He knew what she meant. He sped up.

    It wasn't long before the combined sensations of a tounge licking her most private parts, and a finger toying with her clit sent her over the edge.

    , hard.

    Tyler did what he could to drink it all, but it ended up coating his neck, chest, and face.

    He loved the taste.

    Tyler was confused when the Alien got up and placed her front legs on the bed. He realized what she was doing when she raised her tail, even though he wasn't behind her.

    It didn't take long to fix that problem.

    Tyler felt the tip of his manhood poke the Alien's lips. He rubbed against her, letting himself become lubricated with her juices.

    She was impatient.

    Tyler felt her tail wrap around his waist and pull him in, her body simultaneously thrusting backwards, hilting him in one move.

    They both let out long sighs of pleasure before Tyler touched her tail. She loosened her grip, but remained wrapped around him.

    Tyler began to thrust in and out of her, groaning at the feeling of her warmth, and her walls massaging his length.

    He continued to move, picking up the pace and increasing force. Their groans and moans becoming louder with each thrust. It wasn't long before they both felt a pressure coming. Xerah tightened her tail just slightly, and Tyler adjusted his grip nearly imperceptibly.

    They both knew what the other meant, and they both wanted it.

    Xerah came first, signaled by rapid and repeated contraction of her walls and a throaty moan emitting from her throat, followed by her juices coming out in a veritable torrent, soaking his member and crotch more than they already were.

    This triggered his own orgasm, as, with a moan, his shaft released spurt after spurt of his hot seed directly into her womb, coating her insides and making her moan again.

    As they both came down from their euphoric high, they both lied down in the bed, still joined together.

    As sleep overcame them, Tyler spoke in a tired voice, "We have to do this again."

    A low purr signaled Xerah's agreement, before they both fell asleep, wrapped and joined together.

    Axl wanted an alcoholic drink, so he went to a bar and ordered Nighttrain, one of his favorite drinks. The Bartender pointed out that Night train stopped being produced in the 80's. Axl blushed. Axl instead asked for a Whiskey. The Bartender asked for his ID. "I'm 25, I promise, Axl said. The Bartender said,"Everybody who looks under 40 needs to show ID. Axl took out his ID and covered his name.

    The Bartender looked at both him and his ID suspiciously. "This ID says you were born in 1962. According to this ID, you are 60. I thought you said you were 25. And besides, this ID says it expired in 1989. You definitely look much younger than 60. What kind of games you playing, kid?" Axl blushed uncomfortably. He had a couple of choices he could make. He could just tell the truth and admit he was Axl Rose and time traveled from 1987 to 2022. He could claim the ID was fake and risk going to jail in 2022. He REALLY wanted the Whiskey, but he technically no longer had a valid ID. He could just order a Coke and pretend it was Whiskey He chose to just order a Coke. He paid for it with a 1985 $20 bill. The Bartender scrutinized the 1985 bill and determined it to be real and gave him modern change. Axl drank his Coke, pretending that it was Whiskey. After drinking, he left.

    Axl realized he couldn't run around with an ID that technically expired 35 years ago. He realized he would have to get a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. He told someone on the street that he was only 18 and wanted to buy Whiskey and wanted a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. The person told him he looked more like 25 than 18(Axl blushed) and should be able to get alcohol anywhere. Axl pointed out he was asked for ID at a bar and didn't have a valid ID. The Person told him where he could get a fake ID. He thanked them. He went there and at the place, he got the fake ID that looked really legitimate and said he was born in 1997. His fake ID also said his name was Michael Randall Johnson.

    He went to another bar and ordered a Whiskey. The Bartender saw the ID said 1997 and gave him the Whiskey. He paid, smiled, and drank it and left.

    Axl wondered how he would get money to survive on in 2022. He had about $300 on him from his last Guns N'Roses show he and his Bandmates did. He was sure $300 was decent money in 1987, but 2022? He wasn't sure. His stomach begun to growl and he went to a Restaurant and had a cheeseburger, soda, and fries that was about $20 including tax and tip at the Restaurant.

    He was satisfied with the meal. He now had about $280 on him. Axl begun to feel tired and wondered where he would lay his head to rest. He wistfully thought,"If this were 1987, I could just sleep at either Duff, Slash, Izzy, or Steven's houses." He begun to look for a cheap motel to sleep in for the night. He found a motel for $70. He paid, using his fake ID and settled in. He decided to watch some TV and during a commercial break, he saw that Guns N'Roses was being interviewed for an upcoming Show.

    He was interested in seeing what older Axl looked like. Older Axl came on the screen and was smiling exuberantly. His eyes shone as he spoke about the upcoming Guns N'Roses Show
    . Axl's mouth dropped in shock. Older me looks awful compared to young me! Axl thought in shock! But at least he's still alive and looks happy.

    Axl looked on in wonder as Duff and Slash also happily talked about the upcoming Guns-N-Roses show. Duff and Slash look wonderful," Axl thought, smiling. But then he realized Izzy and Steven weren't being interviewed and wondered who the new Members of Guns N'Roses being interviewed were.

    Did Izzy and Steven die? Axl wondered in a concerned panic. He then reminded himself that the Fans said all of the Guns N'Roses Members were still alive. Maybe Steven and Izzy decided to leave Guns N'Roses and start new paths, Axl told himself. At least I still have Slash and Duff," Axl thought, smiling happily. He soon went to sleep.

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    Axl woke up, bathed, got dressed(he realized he had to wear the same clothes he wore yesterday as he hadn't gone shopping yet. He checked out and left. He went to Denny's and ordered a Grand Slam with coffee and milk. The Waiter stared at him in shock.

    "You kind of look like Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses!" The Waiter said shocked!

    Axl said wryly,"I hope you mean the younger Axl, and not the older Axl."

    The Waiter smiled and said,"Yep, I do mean the younger Axl."

    Axl smiled and said, "I heard that yesterday from a couple of my, uh, Axl's fans yesterday. Funny thing is, nobody before yesterday ever told me that I look just like Axl Rose," he said truthfully.

    The Waiter said,"I'm surprised you haven't been told you look just like Axl Rose before yesterday. You're a dead ringer for him." Axl smiled shyly.

    "I'm a huge fan of Axl's myself, the Waiter said with a big smile. Can I take a Selfie with you and pretend that you're Axl Rose?"

    Axl asked confused,"What's a selfie?" The Waiter said looking confused himself, "A selfie is a picture taken by phone or camera, usually by phone. How did you not know that in 2022? "

    Axl responded quickly, "My phone doesn't take pictures. In fact, my phone isn't portable at all. My phones stay in the house. "The Waiter responded,"You have a landline phone if your phone only stays in the house. "Axl responded, " I'm from a place that lives like the 1980's. It's pretty Rural and simple.

    The Waiter asked him what his name was.

    Axl responded,"My name is Michael." He knew he had to get used to claiming his name was Michael.

    The Waiter smiled and asked where he was from. Axl thought,"I can't respond Lafayette, my Hometown or LA, where I am from now," he responded,"I'm from Alaska.

    The Waiter responded,"What part of Alaska?"

    Axl didn't know much about Alaska, but he heard of Juneau, Anchorage." He responded with a smile,"I am from Juneau, Anchorage."

    The Waiter laughed out loud. Axl asked him in confusion,"What's so funny about Juneau, Anchorage? The Waiter tried to hold back his laughter but was failing miserably. There is nothing funny about Juneau, Anchorage." He told Axl he would be back with his order soon. Axl thanked him and he welcomed him. Axl looked at the Menu still on the table. He looked at all the food and drink choices and the copyright caught his eye. 2022. "I still can't believe I'm in 2022," Axl thought.

    Axl's Waiter came back with his order and Axl thanked him and was welcomed. Axl ate his food and drink and paid. The Waiter shyly once again asked him for a selfie with him. Axl decided to oblige his Fan and Axl stood next to him and they both smiled and Axl's Waiter took the picture on his phone. Axl's Waiter thanked him for making his day. Axl welcomed him and he left.

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    After having breakfast at Denny's, Axl went shopping at TJ Maxx for cheap clothes. He chose long sleeved shirts to hide his Tattoos and a couple of jeans. As he was shopping, he heard a familiar voice playing on the store's music system. It was his voice singing. Axl wondered what song this was.

    He asked an Employee,"What song is this playing?" The Employee answered with a smile,"November Rain by Guns N'Roses." Axl smiled and asked,"What year was November Rain released?"

    The Employee answered, "It was released 1991. It was around the time Axl was acting crazy."

    This piqued Axl's attention. "Axl was acting crazy?"

    The Employee answered,"Yeah, he got divorced that year(Axl thought,"I was married?"), accidentally started a Riot, he was showing up to Guns N'Roses Concerts looking like a mental ward Patient, he was even acting crazy on his Use Your Illusion Albums (Axl thought,"I have albums called Use Your Illusion?" He was in a bad spot in many ways. Axl's a really good Singer, but he was messed up really badly in 1991."

    Axl responded,"Hmm. I don't remember any of that. I wasn't born yet. I was born in 1997, so I definitely don't remember any of that happening to Axl. I don't remember November Rain either."

    The Employee responded,"I was born in 1970, so I'm 27 years older than you and remember that crazy era of Axl vividly. (Axl thought,"Actually, you're 8 years younger than me," but he couldn't say this aloud he knew.) That era of Axl was a REALLY bad time for him. "

    Axl asked, Axl is in a good spot today, right,? " he asked the Employee hopefully.

    The Employee answered with a smile,"Yeah, Axl is pretty mellow and chill today. He's gotten a lot better over the years. "

    Axl smiled happily and paid for his items and left.

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    Axl's money was running low. Axl wondered how he could make some more money quick. He passed by a Convenience store that said it does Lottery. Axl decided to play 1987, the year he was from, 1962, his birthyear, 1997, his fake birthyear, and 2022, the current year. All straight. He went to a movie theater to go see a movie and have some popcorn and a Coke. After the movie, Axl went to a nearby Convenience Store and checked his Lottery tickets. 2022 came up, and it was a $5,000 winner! He was excited! He went to the Lottery Clerk who congratulated him on his big win. Axl thanked him and asked him for the $5,000. The Lottery Clerk pointed out that Lottery wins over $599 were paid at a Lottery Office or mailed in. He would have to mail it to a Lottery office or go to Lottery Office to claim it and wait 30 days to get his money and would most likely pay about $1,600 in taxes. And his identity would need to be verified by The Lottery Officials before he could get any money.

    Axl didn't want to wait 30 days for his money. Not did he want to pay about $1600 in taxes. Nor did he want his identity to be verified. He was pretty sure he could land in jail in 2022 if he gave the Lottery Officials a copy of his fake ID. He asked if there was a way he could just sell the ticket itself under the table. The Lottery Clerk told him,"I'll help you out if you promise not to tell anyone what I'm thinking of doing for you." Axl was interested and asked what it was. The Lottery Clerk says,"I'll pay you $4,000 cash for that ticket right now. Please promise to not tell anyone.

    Axl was desperate for money, so he promised not to tell anyone. So desperate he was willing to take a $1,000 cut from the $5,000! Still better than paying about $1650 in taxes, he reasoned. He agreed, and he handed the Lottery Clerk the $5,000 ticket and received $4,000. He thanked the Lottery Clerk and was welcomed. He left with his $4,000 win. He booked a hotel for a week and put some money on prepaid gift cards.

    He went to a phone store and bought a no contract phone and put 500 minutes on it. The Phone Clerk pointed out he looked just like Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses. He smiled weakly and said,"I have been hearing that a lot lately." The Phone Clerk smiled and handed him his new mobile phone. Axl thanked him and was welcomed and he left.

    His hair itched, and he decided he needed to go to a Salon and get his long hair washed and styled. He went to a Salon and the hairdresser pointed out that he looked just like Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses. Axl smiled wearily and said,"I've been hearing that a lot recently." He asked the Hairdresser,"Is there a way you can please temporarily dye my red hair jet black so that I don't get so many comments about me looking like Axl Rose? The Hairdresser said with a huge smile, "Sure, I can dye your hair jet black!" Axl thanked her and she washed his hair, gave him a jet black hair color and styled his hair as he relaxed. When she was done, he thanked her and paid her and gave her a 30 percent tip. She was grateful. He looked in the mirror and smiled at his jet black hair. "Now, people will stop telling me I look just like myself! "Axl thought happily.

    He went to the Hotel Restaurant and had Lobster, fries, a glass of Champagne, and chocolate cake with ice cream. He decided to allow himself to just lay back and relax in 2022. After his meal, he went to his Hotel and took a nap. When he awoke, he went to the pool and decided to lounge . A couple of guests who were married decided to shoot the breeze with him. They told him they were vacationing from Fairbanks, Alaska. The Husband said his name was Tom and she said her name was Ashley. They asked him what his name was and he said in a slightly rehearsed sounding voice,"My name is Michael. I am from Alaska. Tom smiled and said that he and Ashley were from Alaska too and they asked him what part. Axl replied with a smile,"I'm from Juneau, Anchorage. " They gave him confused looks.

    "Do you mean you're from both Juneau and Anchorage?" Ashley aasked. Tom looked confused.

    Axl asked,"Aren't Juneau and Anchorage the same place?

    "Anchorage and Juneau are not the same place," Tom responded. Are you sure you're from Alaska?" Tom questioned. Ashley replied,"They are almost 850 miles apart. Anyone from Alaska should know that.

    Axl blushed. He remembered the Waiter laughing when he claimed he was from Juneau, Anchorage," and now fully understood why the Waiter laughed.

    "Okay, I lied," Axl admitted blushing. I'm not from Alaska at all."

    They asked him where he was REALLY from. He responded,"I live in Los Angeles." He responded truthfully.

    They questioned why he didn't just say that from the getgo.

    He responded,"It's complicated, let's just leave it at that." Axl couldn't tell them he was really Axl Rose who somehow traveled to 2022 from 1987.

    They agreed to leave it at that and chatted with him about other things. Axl politely chatted back.

    Soon, Axl said,"Goodbye," and left to his Hotel. Axl looked at his phone and realized he could have just looked up Alaska on the internet. He kicked himself for that. He decided he wanted to call Slash and chat with him and called Slash's phone number. When the caller picked up, Axl reflexively said,"Hey Slash, how are you?" The person on the other line answered,"I'm not Slash. You have the wrong phone number." Axl immediately realized he just called a 1987 number in 2022. He immediately apologized for dialing the wrong number and was told it was okay. They both hung up.

    Axl watched some TV and went back to the Restaurant, and had a medium ribeye steak, some fries, and a glass of Pinot Gris. Then he had a Baked Alaska. After his meal, he went back to his hotel room and bathed and got dressed for the night and watched TV and soon fell asleep.

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    Axl woke up the next day and had breakfast at the Hotel Restaurant. Pancakes,eggs, sausage, bacon, orange juice. He paid and went to a store and bought a pack of cigarettes. He chose Marlboro Red, showed his fake ID and paid and left. He hadn't smoked in a couple of days and his body was screaming for nicotine. He went to a Library and begun smoking right there in the Library!😲 A Librarian politely told him that he wasn't allowed to smoke in the Library. He apologized and quickly put out the cigarette with some water he had been drinking. And then dried it up. He decided to ask for a guest Pass to use the internet and was granted one. He surfed the internet for a while, gazing in wonder at how different 2022 was from 1987. After his guest pass expired, he left.

    Axl was walking down the street, and saw a sign offering free Covid testing and free Covid Vaccines. It caught his eye, and he wanted to know whether or not he had Covid. He felt fine and wasn't coughing or sneezing and didn't have a fever or anything like that, but he decided to get tested for it.

    He was asked if he was Vaccinated against Covid. He responded he was not. He was asked if he wanted to get a free Covid Vaccine. He replied he wasn't ready yet. He wondered about getting a Vaccine for something that didn't even exist where he was from! He was tested and the nasal swabs hurt like hell! He was soon given his results. Negative for Covid. He was elated that he didn't have Covid. He then decided that since he was in 2022, maybe, just maybe he should get Vaccinated. For now, he lived in 2022, not 1987. He went to get the Vaccine and was asked to fill out Consent Forms.

    He filled them out and got the first Vaccine and was told he had to come back in three weeks for his second dose. He nodded and received his vaccination card. His Vaccine card had his fake ID information. He wondered if he would still be living in 2022 in three weeks. He left soon and went back to his hotel and ate and slept.

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    omg thats amazing, heres some fan fiction i didnt write but really enjoy:

    Tyler opened his eyes to a dark and strange sight. All around him were strange black shapes attached to the walls. They looked like tubes and bones, shaped in intricate patterns. it covered every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, even the window. The door, however, was left untouched.

    It was a Hive.

    He sat up in his bed and looked for his odd roommate. He saw her curled up in the corner of the room.

    A long, black, and curved head with no eyes. A sleek black body, with what seemed like an exoskeleton. Four, powerful legs, each ending in a hand-like appendage. Two fingers and two thumbs, each with claws. Four black tubes coming from her back, extending nearly a foot up. A long, segmented tail, tipped with a sharp blade. Standing over nine feet tall when on it's hind legs.

    An Acheronian Xenomorph, one of the last members of its kind, and a female.

    Now, don't ask how Tyler knew it was a female, he may or may not have caught a glimpse two weeks ago of a certain, female part.

    As for where she came from? Tyler found her outside one day, a mere three weeks ago, several injured with claw and teeth wounds. Suffice to say, he quickly learned of her blood's acidic qualities.

    The couch will never be the same.

    After she healed, he expected her to leave. She didn't. She stayed. Two weeks later, his room was a Hive.

    He didn't mind though. Even then, it's not like he would have told her to stop. Not when she can rip apart solid steel with her hands. Paws. Claws? Whatever they are.

    Tyler became aware of a... peculiar smell. It smelled like honey, clear water, and oddly enough, blackberries. It shouldn't have smelled good, but it did. Fortunetly.

    Unfortunetly, however, it also excited a certain part. He lied back in bed, while simultaneously raising a knee, to cover a tent, pitched in the sheets.

    Naturally, he had morning wood, and that odd, weird, unnatural, delicious smell made it worse.

    Woah! Where'd that come from? He though, confused.

    Of course, he slept naked. Of course, he managed to kick off the blanket while he slept, but fortunetly left the sheets.

    Of course, the Xenomorph smelled hos arousal. After all, she was the one causing it, with her heat pheromones. Not that Tyler knew.

    The Xenomorph stood up. On all fours though, so it was only slightly gigantic. It slowly sauntered over to the naked, aroused man, long tail swaying seductively behind her. Not that Tyler saw. His knee blocked her from sight.

    Of course, when he felt her grab his leg, he almost shit himself.

    "Fucking Hell, Xerah! Fucking scared me!" Tyler exclaimed at the black figure looming over him. He noticed the smell was even stronger than before, and it clouded his mind.

    Of course his erection only got harder.

    Xerah seemed to smell the air, before slowly forcing Tyler's leg down. He didn't resist. Not that he could. If she really wanted it down, she could have ripped it off.

    Of course, having both legs flat on the bed made his arousal extremely obvious.

    Tyler looked on, nervous at Xerah's plans, and knowing full well he couldn't stop whatever she was planning.

    Xerah made an odd, growling cough as she watched the human squirm in front of her. Tyler realized she was laughing.

    Xerah reached down and slowly, ever do slowly, pull back the sheets from Tyler's lower end. His manhood sprang free. A little over seven inches, and throbbing from pent up sexual tension.

    Not like he could relievehimself considering his roommate almost never left his side.

    Tyler was shocked to see a bit of drool fall from the being's mouth and onto the bed. He was even more shocked to see more 'drool' slide down the Alien's back legs.

    The Xenomorph reached out and lightly gripped his member with her large, and surprisingly soft, hands. She slowly move her hands in a up-and-down motion, felt it throb in her hand. That, and Tyler's panting. She figured that meant she was doing good.

    Tyler couldn't believe what was happening. A Alien, know for tearing apart prey with bare hands and eating people, was giving him a handjob!

    Tyler couldn't help the low groan that sounded out, nor the hand that softly pressured the Alien's head to move down.

    Xerah had never done this before, but her Hive Memories helped. Significantly. When she felt his hands push her head down, she knew what to do.

    Tyler could only watch in shock and nervousness as her mouth opened, and a black tube slowly extended. The teeth opened wide, far out of the danger zone as the tube engulfed the man's manhood.

    Xerah felt herself become more exited at the taste of his shaft, the smell of his arousal, and the sound of his pleasure as he groaned and painted as her Feeder Tube moved at a rapid pace.

    Within several minutes, she hear him speak in a strained voice, "I..I'm c..close."

    She knew what he meant. She sped up.

    Her head bobbed rapidly, assisting the Tube and her hand played with his testicles, feeling them,.massaging them.

    It wasn't long before he came.

    He uttered a short shout of pleasure, before she tasted the first strand of his seed launched down the Tube and into her throat. She marveled at the taste, and enjoyed the several strands that follow after, before pulling away with a wet pop!

    He lied there, panting from the pleasure, and saw that she had lied down beside him. He happened to glance downward, and saw her excitement. He knew what to do.

    "Roll over onto your back for me, okay?"

    She did. And as she did, the smell become much stronger, and he felt his erection surface again, but he wanted something else, first.

    He looked and saw her lips. They were black as well, and as he teased them open, saw the inside was black, too.

    He leaned down, and took a deep smell. This close to the source, the scent was driving him crazy. He quickly drove in, and ran his tounge over her lips, slightly parting them as he tasted her. Two things happened.

    One, the Xenomoprh twitched and uttered a long, drawn out sigh. Two, he discovered that she tasted as she smelled. Water, Honey, and Blackberries.

    It was delicious.

    Tyler returned for a second lick. Then a third, a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh. Each time piercing a little deeper and making the Alien a little loader.

    He continued for several minutes, tounge buried into her folds, fingers massaging her clit, before he felt her muscles begin to contract.

    Xerah let out a long, breathy whimper escape through her throat.

    He knew what she meant. He sped up.

    It wasn't long before the combined sensations of a tounge licking her most private parts, and a finger toying with her clit sent her over the edge.

    , hard.

    Tyler did what he could to drink it all, but it ended up coating his neck, chest, and face.

    He loved the taste.

    Tyler was confused when the Alien got up and placed her front legs on the bed. He realized what she was doing when she raised her tail, even though he wasn't behind her.

    It didn't take long to fix that problem.

    Tyler felt the tip of his manhood poke the Alien's lips. He rubbed against her, letting himself become lubricated with her juices.

    She was impatient.

    Tyler felt her tail wrap around his waist and pull him in, her body simultaneously thrusting backwards, hilting him in one move.

    They both let out long sighs of pleasure before Tyler touched her tail. She loosened her grip, but remained wrapped around him.

    Tyler began to thrust in and out of her, groaning at the feeling of her warmth, and her walls massaging his length.

    He continued to move, picking up the pace and increasing force. Their groans and moans becoming louder with each thrust. It wasn't long before they both felt a pressure coming. Xerah tightened her tail just slightly, and Tyler adjusted his grip nearly imperceptibly.

    They both knew what the other meant, and they both wanted it.

    Xerah came first, signaled by rapid and repeated contraction of her walls and a throaty moan emitting from her throat, followed by her juices coming out in a veritable torrent, soaking his member and crotch more than they already were.

    This triggered his own orgasm, as, with a moan, his shaft released spurt after spurt of his hot seed directly into her womb, coating her insides and making her moan again.

    As they both came down from their euphoric high, they both lied down in the bed, still joined together.

    As sleep overcame them, Tyler spoke in a tired voice, "We have to do this again."

    A low purr signaled Xerah's agreement, before they both fell asleep, wrapped and joined together.

     
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    Axl woke up and got ready for the day. He decided he needed a bank account for 2022. At the Bank, he was helped by a Bank Teller. He said he was interested in opening a Bank Account. The Bank Teller smiled and said he would be happy to help him out. Axl thanked him. In the Bank Teller's cubicle, he asked Axl if he had any ID and Axl gave him his Fake ID. The Bank Teller ran his ID and said,"Michael, your ID is fake. Axl blushed uncomfortably. Do you have a valid ID? Axl replied, "The real ID I have expired a long time ago. The Bank Teller asked to see it. Axl reluctantly showed him his real ID. The one that said Axl Rose.

    The Bank Teller quizzically said,"This ID says you're Axl Rose. The only Axl Rose I know of is the Guns N'Roses Singer and he was born in 1962. You look way younger than him. Axl blushed and told the Bank Teller to take a good look at the birthday on his ID. The Bank Teller did and realized the birthyear said 1962. He looked at Axl quizzically. Are you the real Axl Rose? Axl pulled up his sleeve and showed him his Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo. Here's my Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo, Axl said. The Bank Teller took out his phone and looked up Axl Rose Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo and realized it was the same Tattoo that his Client was showing him in real life. In the same exact place.

    "Oh my God, you're Axl Rose!" The Bank Teller said in amazement.

    "Please don't tell anyone else," Axl pleaded. You're the only one who knows for sure."

    The Bank Teller promised he wouldn't tell anyone else. Axl thanked him and asked him if he could open a Bank Account for him under the table using his fake ID.

    The Bank Teller said,"Normally, I wouldn't open a Bank Account for a Prospective Client using a fake ID, but for you, I'll do it. I happen to be a huge Guns N'Roses Fan. Axl blushed shyly and thanked him.

    The Bank Teller welcomed him and opened the Account for him using his fake ID. Axl thanked him and was welcomed and he left with his new bank Account.

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    Axl found out Guns N'Roses was doing a show at a Concert Hall not to far from his hotel that very night He was excited! He bought last minute tickets for Front Row! He was going to see his Current Band in 2022! He knew that going to see Guns N'Roses in 2022 was risky, but he wanted to take that chance. He got ready for the Concert, and then went. Guns N'Roses opening Act was an up and coming Rock Band named Cake Cream. Cake Cream was really good. Axl smiled, remembering when he and his band mates opened for established Bands, Musicians, and Singers. The Fans went wild for Cake Cream and Axl wondered if Cake Cream was 2022's Young Guns N'Roses.

    After Cake Cream finished, the applause was wild. Guns N'Roses started the show, and Axl watched in awe as Older Axl sprinted Spritely around the stage like a 25 year old Axl. 😉 Older Axl was having the time of his life , with a huge smile on his face. He sang songs Axl had never even heard of such as IRS, Chinese Democracy, and Bad Apples. Duff, Slash, and the New Members Axl had never even met all played hard. The crowd loved Current Guns N'Roses. Axl was proud.

    But then something bad happened. Older Axl sang a loud, high pitched screeching wail, and promptly lost his voice. Older Axl looked mortified. Axl thought, "Oh no." My voice is a huge part of my selling point, and Older me has just lost his voice. A Band Manager asked Older Axl if his voice was okay. Older Axl shook his head and made the "gone," gesture.

    The Band Manager asked if there was anyone in the Audience who could fill in for Older Axl. Older Axl looked hopefully at the Audience.

    Axl knew he had to make a tough choice. He needed to go on stage and fill in for Older Axl. Axl raised his hand and said,"I'm sure I can fill in for Ol.. Axl. I am a huge fan of Guns N'Roses. Older Axl looked curiously at Axl and at The Band Manager. Older Axl felt he could trust this young man and gave his approval, and Axl went up on stage and sang Sweet Child Of Mine, Paradise City, Rocket Queen, Welcome To The Jungle, Night Train, Out Ta Get Me, Mr. Brownstone, flawlessly while Older Axl watched in awe that this young man could sing his songs so flawlessly. Older Axl was impressed.

    Axl, as a gift of sorts to Older Axl and their Fans did the high pitched screeching wail that Older Axl sang before it took away his voice, and his voice was even longer compared to Older Axl's attempt at it and Axl didn't lose his voice doing it. Fans were impressed and cheered wildly
    Even Older Axl was showing he was in awe..Both Axls were happy they made their Fans happy. Both Axls smiled at each other and the other Band Members were impressed and happy. Everybody took a bow, to huge cheers..

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    After the show, the Band Member said that Older Axl wanted to talk to Axl. Older Axl had gotten his voice back.

    Axl was led backstage, and met Older Axl.

    Older Axl said gratefully,"Thanks for coming through for me tonight. You really helped me out."

    Axl smiled happily. "You're welcome, Axl," Axl told Older Axl.

    Older Axl looked deeply at Axl. "I had a feeling I could trust you. You remind me so much of me when I was young."

    Axl blushed. He decided he needed to tell Older Axl the truth.

    "That's because I am the younger you," Axl told Older Axl.

    Older Axl wasn't even all that freaked out and felt at ease with what Younger Axl was telling him. Older Axl smiled at him.

    Axl told Older Axl,"I'm so proud of you and Current Guns N'Roses," Axl told him proudly.

    Older Axl smiled back happily. "I'm glad you're proud.

    They chatted for a long while and Axl begun to feel tired. Axl and Older Axl exchanged phone numbers and Axl went back to his Hotel.

    He went to sleep. He woke up and watched the News. The News had a segment on his impromptu singing with Guns N'Roses, and News Anchors jokingly wondered if Young Axl Rose had time traveled from 1987 to 2022. Oh no, Axl thought worriedly. Axl's stomach growled again and he knew he had to eat. He was hungry, but he knew he risked being outed as Axl Rose.

    Axl decided to order No Contact Room Service and paid with his prepaid credit card. He ate and drank in his Hotel Room. Axl knew going in that going to see Current Guns N'Roses was extremely risky, but he was more thinking along the lines of risky as in freaking out Older Axl.

    If 25 year old Axl was looking at 12 year old Axl, he most likely would have felt at least a little freaked out. Actually going up on stage and singing Guns N'Roses songs to help out Older Axl was plain dangerous and risky. But Axl knew he couldn't help but help out Older Axl who was in serious need of his help.

    He took a shower, watched TV, and fell asleep.

     
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    great fanfic karen, when do we get to the part where you meet young and old axel and get tag teamed by both of them ?
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    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"

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    omg thats amazing, heres some fan fiction i didnt write but really enjoy:

    Tyler opened his eyes to a dark and strange sight. All around him were strange black shapes attached to the walls. They looked like tubes and bones, shaped in intricate patterns. it covered every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, even the window. The door, however, was left untouched.

    It was a Hive.

    He sat up in his bed and looked for his odd roommate. He saw her curled up in the corner of the room.

    A long, black, and curved head with no eyes. A sleek black body, with what seemed like an exoskeleton. Four, powerful legs, each ending in a hand-like appendage. Two fingers and two thumbs, each with claws. Four black tubes coming from her back, extending nearly a foot up. A long, segmented tail, tipped with a sharp blade. Standing over nine feet tall when on it's hind legs.

    An Acheronian Xenomorph, one of the last members of its kind, and a female.

    Now, don't ask how Tyler knew it was a female, he may or may not have caught a glimpse two weeks ago of a certain, female part.

    As for where she came from? Tyler found her outside one day, a mere three weeks ago, several injured with claw and teeth wounds. Suffice to say, he quickly learned of her blood's acidic qualities.

    The couch will never be the same.

    After she healed, he expected her to leave. She didn't. She stayed. Two weeks later, his room was a Hive.

    He didn't mind though. Even then, it's not like he would have told her to stop. Not when she can rip apart solid steel with her hands. Paws. Claws? Whatever they are.

    Tyler became aware of a... peculiar smell. It smelled like honey, clear water, and oddly enough, blackberries. It shouldn't have smelled good, but it did. Fortunetly.

    Unfortunetly, however, it also excited a certain part. He lied back in bed, while simultaneously raising a knee, to cover a tent, pitched in the sheets.

    Naturally, he had morning wood, and that odd, weird, unnatural, delicious smell made it worse.

    Woah! Where'd that come from? He though, confused.

    Of course, he slept naked. Of course, he managed to kick off the blanket while he slept, but fortunetly left the sheets.

    Of course, the Xenomorph smelled hos arousal. After all, she was the one causing it, with her heat pheromones. Not that Tyler knew.

    The Xenomorph stood up. On all fours though, so it was only slightly gigantic. It slowly sauntered over to the naked, aroused man, long tail swaying seductively behind her. Not that Tyler saw. His knee blocked her from sight.

    Of course, when he felt her grab his leg, he almost shit himself.

    "Fucking Hell, Xerah! Fucking scared me!" Tyler exclaimed at the black figure looming over him. He noticed the smell was even stronger than before, and it clouded his mind.

    Of course his erection only got harder.

    Xerah seemed to smell the air, before slowly forcing Tyler's leg down. He didn't resist. Not that he could. If she really wanted it down, she could have ripped it off.

    Of course, having both legs flat on the bed made his arousal extremely obvious.

    Tyler looked on, nervous at Xerah's plans, and knowing full well he couldn't stop whatever she was planning.

    Xerah made an odd, growling cough as she watched the human squirm in front of her. Tyler realized she was laughing.

    Xerah reached down and slowly, ever do slowly, pull back the sheets from Tyler's lower end. His manhood sprang free. A little over seven inches, and throbbing from pent up sexual tension.

    Not like he could relievehimself considering his roommate almost never left his side.

    Tyler was shocked to see a bit of drool fall from the being's mouth and onto the bed. He was even more shocked to see more 'drool' slide down the Alien's back legs.

    The Xenomorph reached out and lightly gripped his member with her large, and surprisingly soft, hands. She slowly move her hands in a up-and-down motion, felt it throb in her hand. That, and Tyler's panting. She figured that meant she was doing good.

    Tyler couldn't believe what was happening. A Alien, know for tearing apart prey with bare hands and eating people, was giving him a handjob!

    Tyler couldn't help the low groan that sounded out, nor the hand that softly pressured the Alien's head to move down.

    Xerah had never done this before, but her Hive Memories helped. Significantly. When she felt his hands push her head down, she knew what to do.

    Tyler could only watch in shock and nervousness as her mouth opened, and a black tube slowly extended. The teeth opened wide, far out of the danger zone as the tube engulfed the man's manhood.

    Xerah felt herself become more exited at the taste of his shaft, the smell of his arousal, and the sound of his pleasure as he groaned and painted as her Feeder Tube moved at a rapid pace.

    Within several minutes, she hear him speak in a strained voice, "I..I'm c..close."

    She knew what he meant. She sped up.

    Her head bobbed rapidly, assisting the Tube and her hand played with his testicles, feeling them,.massaging them.

    It wasn't long before he came.

    He uttered a short shout of pleasure, before she tasted the first strand of his seed launched down the Tube and into her throat. She marveled at the taste, and enjoyed the several strands that follow after, before pulling away with a wet pop!

    He lied there, panting from the pleasure, and saw that she had lied down beside him. He happened to glance downward, and saw her excitement. He knew what to do.

    "Roll over onto your back for me, okay?"

    She did. And as she did, the smell become much stronger, and he felt his erection surface again, but he wanted something else, first.

    He looked and saw her lips. They were black as well, and as he teased them open, saw the inside was black, too.

    He leaned down, and took a deep smell. This close to the source, the scent was driving him crazy. He quickly drove in, and ran his tounge over her lips, slightly parting them as he tasted her. Two things happened.

    One, the Xenomoprh twitched and uttered a long, drawn out sigh. Two, he discovered that she tasted as she smelled. Water, Honey, and Blackberries.

    It was delicious.

    Tyler returned for a second lick. Then a third, a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh. Each time piercing a little deeper and making the Alien a little loader.

    He continued for several minutes, tounge buried into her folds, fingers massaging her clit, before he felt her muscles begin to contract.

    Xerah let out a long, breathy whimper escape through her throat.

    He knew what she meant. He sped up.

    It wasn't long before the combined sensations of a tounge licking her most private parts, and a finger toying with her clit sent her over the edge.

    , hard.

    Tyler did what he could to drink it all, but it ended up coating his neck, chest, and face.

    He loved the taste.

    Tyler was confused when the Alien got up and placed her front legs on the bed. He realized what she was doing when she raised her tail, even though he wasn't behind her.

    It didn't take long to fix that problem.

    Tyler felt the tip of his manhood poke the Alien's lips. He rubbed against her, letting himself become lubricated with her juices.

    She was impatient.

    Tyler felt her tail wrap around his waist and pull him in, her body simultaneously thrusting backwards, hilting him in one move.

    They both let out long sighs of pleasure before Tyler touched her tail. She loosened her grip, but remained wrapped around him.

    Tyler began to thrust in and out of her, groaning at the feeling of her warmth, and her walls massaging his length.

    He continued to move, picking up the pace and increasing force. Their groans and moans becoming louder with each thrust. It wasn't long before they both felt a pressure coming. Xerah tightened her tail just slightly, and Tyler adjusted his grip nearly imperceptibly.

    They both knew what the other meant, and they both wanted it.

    Xerah came first, signaled by rapid and repeated contraction of her walls and a throaty moan emitting from her throat, followed by her juices coming out in a veritable torrent, soaking his member and crotch more than they already were.

    This triggered his own orgasm, as, with a moan, his shaft released spurt after spurt of his hot seed directly into her womb, coating her insides and making her moan again.

    As they both came down from their euphoric high, they both lied down in the bed, still joined together.

    As sleep overcame them, Tyler spoke in a tired voice, "We have to do this again."

    A low purr signaled Xerah's agreement, before they both fell asleep, wrapped and joined together.

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    Why is my thread continuously being hijacked with that Alien sex story? :/

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