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    I bought a lil farm

    Country living for me. So peaceful.

    Jethro is leaving Beverly because woke broke city living.

    Just call me Granny Green Acres.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Country living for me. So peaceful.

    Jethro is leaving Beverly because woke broke city living.

    Just call me Granny Green Acres.
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    You're a pig

     
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    Happy for you split. Country living is where its at. Where is the farm and what do you intend to be farming on it? Also, what animals do you have or intend to have?

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    Didn’t you live in the suburbs?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Country living for me. So peaceful.

    Jethro is leaving Beverly because woke broke city living.

    Just call me Granny Green Acres.
    Sounds like you're waving the white flag on ever finding meaningful human connection. Long overdue.

    Good luck in the woods
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    Biden has won

     
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    Its the place to be along with Peticoat Junction, Im old as dirt

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    I’ve been anxiously looking forward to reading splitthis bought THE farm, not just a farm, but let’s hope the isolation will quicken your demise. If anything, certainly a break for your former neighbors

     
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    who buys a farm but doesn;t post pictures?

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    Yes, I'd also like to see pictures. Perhaps she hasn't moved in yet, though.

    Anyway, congrats on the purchase.

    There has been a big exodus away from big cities in recent years, due to their mismanagement. Others have moved from the suburbs to the country or small towns, which I presume was your move.

    I personally don't like being too far from a metro area, but I can understand the appeal of it. I have friends who have moved to fairly isolated small towns, and are happy there.

     
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    congratulations!! i'll look for you at the John Deere dealership...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    who buys a farm but doesn;t post pictures?
    Dupes.

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    If you aren’t up for the hassle of rental properties a hobby farm is a great way to participate in the asset of land. All kinds of tax advantages. The correct asset for our times all exempt and shit.

    On a larger scale Bezos has run the same scam. All kinds of wealthy people who have cashed out or sold their business at these heights have done the same thing.

    I remember Ted Turner and Montana

    I once worked for a guy who had a “farm”. Farm plates on Mercedes and all kinds of humorous shite. He worked every angle.

    His kids said “haying” was the hardest thing they ever had to do.

    Pics of gtfo

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO View Post
    Its the place to be along with Peticoat Junction, Im old as dirt

    Would like to move to Hooterville. With a name like that..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    If you aren’t up for the hassle of rental properties a hobby farm is a great way to participate in the asset of land. All kinds of tax advantages. The correct asset for our times all exempt and shit.

    On a larger scale Bezos has run the same scam. All kinds of wealthy people who have cashed out or sold their business at these heights have done the same thing.

    I remember Ted Turner and Montana

    I once worked for a guy who had a “farm”. Farm plates on Mercedes and all kinds of humorous shite. He worked every angle.

    His kids said “haying” was the hardest thing they ever had to do.

    Pics of gtfo
    I hauled hay as a teenager for a buck an hour. They didn't have the huge bales then that they have today that are handled with a tractor. The hard thing about hauling hay was the bales were always being tossed upwards. You throw them up on the wagon then you throw them up to the top of the barn.

    Don't forget David Lettermen in Montana. He's owned a ranch outside Choteau, Montana for many moons. He was at his ranch on 9/11. He brought up Choteau in his first monologue after 9/11. At the 3:50 mark:


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    He was at his ranch on 9/11.
    rock solid alibi. where the fuck were you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Country living for me. So peaceful.

    Jethro is leaving Beverly because woke broke city living.

    Just call me Granny Green Acres.
    Congratulations on this. It is great living in the country but not always convenient. Being independent minded makes country life much easier.

    If any way possible, grow a garden. A garden is LOTS of work but with Joe Biden and the Easter Bunny running America, it could be your only food source in a few months.
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    How many acres etc?

    And yeah, pics or it didn't happen. Shouldn't even be starting a thread like this without pics.

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    Splitthis version of Utopia won't be complete until she owns a bunch of black slaves picking cotton.



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