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    Why has Druff never married?

    a) no penis
    b) frugality gone wild (buy his DVD's)
    c) never met a woman
    d) preferred man boys

    post your opinions or you love animals

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    a) no penis
    b) frugality gone wild (buy his DVD's)
    c) never met a woman
    d) preferred man boys

    post your opinions or you love animals
    E - he already is and has decided to keep it private

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    you could not be a bigger fat ass fat dumb ugly shit house
    dumb asshole stinker

    you suck donkey ass on a bad day

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    you could not be a bigger fat ass fat dumb ugly shit house
    dumb asshole stinker

    you suck donkey ass on a bad day
    What is your problem with me now Les? Its been like 4 months since I've had to take abuse from you.

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    I'm 40 years old and have been with the same woman since I was 19 years old. 2 kids, not married. It's an outdated concept and #1 leading cause of divorce. I always have some family member that's been married like 4 times wanting to ask when we're going to get married, get the fuck out of here with that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by country978 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    you could not be a bigger fat ass fat dumb ugly shit house
    dumb asshole stinker

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    What is your problem with me now Les? Its been like 4 months since I've had to take abuse from you.
    no problem as in no problem with the mentally retarded
    you and you're brothers are just stupid dumb ass motherfuckers

    literally sons who fuck their moms

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by country978 View Post

    What is your problem with me now Les? Its been like 4 months since I've had to take abuse from you.
    no problem as in no problem with the mentally retarded
    you and you're brothers are just stupid dumb ass motherfuckers

    literally sons who fuck their moms
    Have a nice night, Les. Sorry to see your ugly and nasty side has returned. I do hope its not because you're off the wagon.

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    cause Druff will never split his money with anyone, not even his son, unless he's dead

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    Been with same woman since 2009, and we have a kid together.

    A lot of marriages from that time are now gone, and the kids split time between parents.

    Which situation is better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by country978 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    you could not be a bigger fat ass fat dumb ugly shit house
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    What is your problem with me now Les? Its been like 4 months since I've had to take abuse from you.
    I am sorry, I was asked (paid) to respond in such a manor. The owner of this site is indeed sick. Direct your hatred accordingly

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    Marriage is the oldest form of legalized prostitution. Instead of paying $$$ per trick, they trick you into buying them cars, houses etc. I know. I’m on marriage #2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Been with same woman since 2009, and we have a kid together.

    A lot of marriages from that time are now gone, and the kids split time between parents.

    Which situation is better?
    So are you implying there’s a correlation and the fact you aren’t married is the reason why you are still together with your girlfriend? Otherwise I don’t understand your point?

    Obviously it’s a better situation you’re still together versus being split up but I don’t see the relevance in the context of marriage or no marriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheesfaced View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Been with same woman since 2009, and we have a kid together.

    A lot of marriages from that time are now gone, and the kids split time between parents.

    Which situation is better?
    So are you implying there’s a correlation and the fact you aren’t married is the reason why you are still together with your girlfriend? Otherwise I don’t understand your point?

    Obviously it’s a better situation you’re still together versus being split up but I don’t see the relevance in the context of marriage or no marriage.
    I'm saying it didn't matter. What matters is that the relationship survives and the kid grows up with both parents in the same home, and that's what has happened.

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    Why your cousins killed Jesus on this Good Friday is what you really need to answer for. Marriage is for lawyers and Ben gets to go to dodgers games and probably has three trust funds, but nails through the top of the feet, that shit hurts and you’ve never apologized. Devidee would appreciate one I know. Kid went to Catholic school. Alms and ashes and all that shit. Nuns with rulers. Is it any wonder he has such hostility?

     
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    Last edited by BCR; 04-15-2022 at 05:38 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sheesfaced View Post

    So are you implying there’s a correlation and the fact you aren’t married is the reason why you are still together with your girlfriend? Otherwise I don’t understand your point?

    Obviously it’s a better situation you’re still together versus being split up but I don’t see the relevance in the context of marriage or no marriage.
    I'm saying it didn't matter. What matters is that the relationship survives and the kid grows up with both parents in the same home, and that's what has happened.
    Completely agree it doesn’t matter; but it’s still a false equivalence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    you could not be a bigger fat ass fat dumb ugly shit house
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    You need to get your fuckin’ dick wet pal, troll a pussy not another male on the internet.

     
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      Pablo: drop us a vocaroo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sheesfaced View Post

    So are you implying there’s a correlation and the fact you aren’t married is the reason why you are still together with your girlfriend? Otherwise I don’t understand your point?

    Obviously it’s a better situation you’re still together versus being split up but I don’t see the relevance in the context of marriage or no marriage.
    I'm saying it didn't matter. What matters is that the relationship survives and the kid grows up with both parents in the same home, and that's what has happened.
    If you chose to sire a bastard, that is your prerogative. I’m pretty sure if your baby momma wanted to get married, it would have happened. My sense is that you didn’t want to be a weekend father. Otherwise it’s a Jew tax thing. I’ve always been of the opinion that the little cabin on Mt. Charleston is your domicile for tax purposes. Congrats on the length of your relationship. Wish you happiness in the future.

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    Weddings cost money.

    Eventual alimony surely was a consideration as well.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    I'm saying it didn't matter. What matters is that the relationship survives and the kid grows up with both parents in the same home, and that's what has happened.
    If you chose to sire a bastard, that is your prerogative. I’m pretty sure if your baby momma wanted to get married, it would have happened. My sense is that you didn’t want to be a weekend father. Otherwise it’s a Jew tax thing. I’ve always been of the opinion that the little cabin on Mt. Charleston is your domicile for tax purposes. Congrats on the length of your relationship. Wish you happiness in the future.
    Not sure what you mean about a weekend father.

    How would being married or not married affect that?

    If you're implying that Ben was an accident, you're incorrect. He was planned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Weddings cost money.

    Eventual alimony surely was a consideration as well.


    Yes, avoiding the divorce lawyer always wise.
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