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    Make or Miss Cut - Tiger Woods

    Will Tiger make or miss the cut.

    What is the “Old Timers Day rule @ Augusta? Does this allow Tiger to use a cart or something?


    I may need to hedge out of a bet.

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    It was slightly shaded to the “Miss” an hour ago but has come back to a pick ‘em

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    They should just give him a free pass.

    Tiger Woods needs to win this fucking tournament.

    Why? So he can fuck some good-looking whores.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Will Tiger make or miss the cut.

    What is the “Old Timers Day rule @ Augusta? Does this allow Tiger to use a cart or something?


    I may need to hedge out of a bet.
    Don’t underestimate him. If he’s teeing it up, he thinks he can at least make the cut. Phil Mickleson winning a major at 50 lit a fire under his ass. You know who gave Phil the nickname “Hefty”? It was Tiger’s mom. She told Tiger that Phil was more talented, but that he was lazy, and that Tiger needed to work harder if he was going to better than Phil. Tiger is a massive narcissist, but still wants his mommy’s approval.

     
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    Don’t forget the math. A normal pga tour event has 130-140 players tee off in Round 1. Then top 65 and ties make the cut. For argument sake we’ll say it’s exactly 50% of the field. However the Masters is different. It’s a smaller field and has a set cut at 50 and ties. Last year 88 entered and 54 made the cut. That’s 61.3%. But we can dive even further. 20 players are playing at Augusta for the first time including 6 amateurs. Remove them from the math and it gets a lot easier to see a path to making the cut for Tiger. Just don’t shit the bed and best the first timers and you make the weekend.

    It’s a slam dunk Tiger makes the cut if he gets in 36 holes moderately healthy.

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Limps off, misses the cut and is dead within the year.

     
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    From the outside looking in

    Woods knows the Masters perhaps better than anyone. Woods knows EXACTLY what it takes. It’s not as if he hasn’t been playing golf immediately before this event. He knows where he is at.

    Woods has suffered enough embarrassment lately and isn’t about to put himself in a spot to not make the cut.


    Love the analysis made by Sizzle on the one timers and amateurs. Fortunately, the “miss” is taking the money and I can buy a juice free “make” and bail unscathed

    I have offered at this moment
    Miss -130
    Make +100

    I got “miss” yesterday @ -110. I have absolutely no business betting this. I played a round of golf the other day and I’m caught up in the interest.

    I represent the Joe Public type here - who bets golf (maybe with their free bet). Thinking they are being sharp by rooting against human achievement.

    Spewing money when I know I have zero insight just ends up making me mad afterwards so I’m out.

     
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    Made me laugh Marley. I’ll see that it doesn’t happen again

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Limps off, misses the cut and is dead within the year.
    Bad take Les. Here in America we celebrate greatness. I was fortunate to witness Tiger at Pebble Beach in 2000. Best golf I’ve ever seen.

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    Make at +100 is the easiest money of all time. Go back to 2010 and see what he did when no one was giving him a shot coming off the life crisis. He finished 4th.

    He knows this course like his favorite hookers asshole. He isn't missing the cut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Will Tiger make or miss the cut.

    What is the “Old Timers Day rule @ Augusta? Does this allow Tiger to use a cart or something?


    I may need to hedge out of a bet.
    Makes cut barely then has a miraculous Sunday and comes from 4 shots down to win it all because shits all rigged now

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    I'll give anyone +120 to miss if you want it.

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    He's limping.....

     
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    Looks like Sizzle saved me some bacon. He was pretty convincing.

    I took a little more on the buy back and I should have enough for cheese pizza!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Looks like Sizzle saved me some bacon. He was pretty convincing.

    I took a little more on the buy back and I should have enough for cheese pizza!

    I’d have lost some $$ here. I laid -175 in a first round matchup vs Finau and I feel lucky as fuck getting out of there with a push.

    He clearly damaged goods but he is quite literally trying to win here shooting a mistake free -2 every day. I feel like I’m watching my dad play. Problem is I don’t think you can pull a win off with the pool of players at this event but he looks like he can pull off a top 20.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    He's limping.....
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    Take Tiger's cock out of your fucking mouth.

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    Baring a bed shitting he will make the cut he’s 7 back at +1 right now and one hole left cut is at +4.

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