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    H5N1 bird flu is going to finish what covid started

    its jumping species already, our response to it is already a catastrophe, and trump's advice is going to literally be like mix bleach with your milk.


    which 80%+ of the users on this site will not only do enthusiastically but pay $20 per pint of trump brand superbleach to do shots with on truth social.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Just in time for WSOP.

    Perfect.

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    Glad you're already conceding that Trump will be the next President though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Glad you're already conceding that Trump will be the next President though.

    biden trying to appease the left by raising cap gains after funding a whole ass genocide and then shaking hands with another ghost to top it all off says to me its pretty much joever.


    which probably means biden by absolute landslide but whatever.

     
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      country978: i cant believe its come to this
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    An extinction level event all because chaps had to fuck an owl

    The butterfly effect sure is a motherfucker

     
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      sonatine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE8XJEeOpyA
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Glad you're already conceding that Trump will be the next President though.

    biden trying to appease the left by raising cap gains after funding a whole ass genocide and then shaking hands with another ghost to top it all off says to me its pretty much joever.


    which probably means biden by absolute landslide but whatever.
    He isn’t going raise capital gains. That’s just fodder for the base. Like when Trump promised a “complete and total ban on Muslims entering the country”. Wall Street will put a stop to it.

     
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      sonatine: i feel like people said the same about jimmy carter

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    biden trying to appease the left by raising cap gains after funding a whole ass genocide and then shaking hands with another ghost to top it all off says to me its pretty much over.
    What are you bitching about? You voted for higher taxes.
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    Yet another thread to prove just how dumb this fat bastard is lols ...

     
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      splitthis: Lol

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      OK2: spill seed elsewhere queer

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    Are the animals testing positive for it actually all infected or are they testing positive because they have it in their nasal cavities from breathing it in? How are they testing cattle and seals? If it really is infecting mammals like this, it's more indicative and likely in my opinion that this a gain of function, lab created strain that was leaked than covid ever was. Bird to mammal doesn't make any sense. Bird flu has literally been around forever. Is there any evidence of bird flu strains ever becoming widespread among mammals? Remarkably again just in time for historic elections and multiple global crises?

     
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      OK2: LMAO

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    If the absurdity of this isn't clear, birds are not just another species, they are an entirely different class of vertebrates. This isn't jumping species, it's jumping classes. It's the same as if there were suddenly a fish flu pandemic for humans and other mammals on the horizon. Covid coming from bats isn't that far of a stretch. Bats are mammals that have things in common with humans like not naturally synthesizing vitamin C.

     
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      OK2: what up king

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    Quote Originally Posted by VaughnP View Post
    If the absurdity of this isn't clear, birds are not just another species, they are an entirely different class of vertebrates. This isn't jumping species, it's jumping classes. It's the same as if there were suddenly a fish flu pandemic for humans and other mammals on the horizon. Covid coming from bats isn't that far of a stretch. Bats are mammals that have things in common with humans like not naturally synthesizing vitamin C.

    https://www.newsweek.com/warning-fir...rd-flu-1895121


    digging this shit out of dead dolphin brains.


    we're all gonna die dawg.

     
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    so the aid money intended for Israel, Ukraine & Taiwan should not be sent?
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    I don’t eat bird so not worried

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    I don’t eat bird so not worried

    maybe dont drink milk too. or like breath idonno.



    heres what it does to cat brains:


    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    A few thoughts.....
    Warning as First American Dolphin Diagnosed With Highly Pathogenic Bird Flu

    Thanks for the warning Newsweek.
    If only there was a god.

    Scientists are still recoiling from presenting scientific data to Americans

    Should have published a dog story.

    doesn't eat bird?

    okay

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    What do these states have in common?

    On average these states raise the dumbest cattle in the nation.

    A real threat to your drive through rights

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