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    Is Carly Simon faking her nipples?



    They don't look to be in the right spots to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post


    They don't look to be in the right spots to me.

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    You're claiming vain?

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    One would think if she was going to do fake nipples, she would have made them look nicer. Otherwise, what is the point. Look real to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post


    They don't look to be in the right spots to me.

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    You're claiming vain?
    Hard to be vain when her lady parts are in the wrong place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalam View Post
    One would think if she was going to do fake nipples, she would have made them look nicer. Otherwise, what is the point. Look real to me.
    Maybe you are right but also seeing symmetry issues. The differences in size is appalling. It's why James Taylor ditched her.



     
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    Lot of variance between tits and nipple positioning is all over the place.

    First girl I bagged in my teens was a healthy C-cup with areolas smaller than mine. Hooked up more than a decade later when visiting home over Thanksgiving and no change.

     
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    She uses the nips to distract from her fish face and messed up giant teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    She uses the nips to distract from her fish face and messed up giant teeth.
    Always thought her mouth was too big for her face but now that you mention about it, the rest of her face is no picnic either.
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