like is that even a real question tighten it up sal
like is that even a real question tighten it up sal
does tine use a voice changer when you call him?
sometimes i get lazy and the gayness slips
he has to use a fake background cuz otherwise id see all his arbys coupons from 11 months earlier
like the amount of curly fries and jamocha shakes he was planning on getting but never followed through on makes it 8x sadder
but again sal he has become an elderly man so we let it pass
yo todge auto play this shit you fucking idiot im never remembering how
i would literally kill someone to own an unprofitable olive garden so i could smoke parliament lights with my 18 year old employees
like honestly what are we talking about upfront cuz the answer is almost yes
also to celebrate our purchase were bumping this every morning in the shower
also paid in full criminally underrated movie
like unreal good movie for when ur 20
So I’m in the Punta Cana airport lounge waiting for my flight to be called so we can walk onto the tarmac in the rain and board the aircraft like it’s 1966.
Across from me is a guy with wire rim glasses and a comb over unwrapping the cellophane from the giant duty free boxes of Parliament Lights. Like this goes on for what seemed like half and hour. Countless boxes.
He then takes out three Google pixel phones and turns them on one by one. I am afraid to make eye contact now and pretended to leave for the Baño. You know the weak bladder thing - cause of the fear.
Last edited by Sanlmar; 12-22-2021 at 11:01 PM.
two fingers kid just make eye contact like youve been to coatzacoalcos or the mexico city airport before
also i had a day like that where like 3 people were killed in monterray mexico while i was literally in the monterray airport which is like a one story bob hope burbank style airport where you walk to the plane
also if you need me to vouch skatz poker is basically royalty down there
your love of the name Dalton + Mexico City + the Feds.
Dalton Lee (Sean Penn)
Falcon and the Snowman (true story)
Oh my god
Unwrapping the cellophane for the cigarettes not cellphone. Cellophane damn it.
I’ve never fucked up like that wow. Gimme another chance
Fuck me
listen these kids at our olive garden will be none the wiser
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