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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
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    I feel sad for Dwai and want him to get to the ocean asap. I love being in and/or around the water more than almost anything. I'm planning on spending most of January in Florida and most of those days parked right on Siesta Key. If Dwai wants to come I'll teach him how to swim.
    Yeah Dwai is obviously a simpleton. Dogs can swim but he cannot.

    Wondering now if he can cope with public transit
    It's a tight knit community(obv) and Dwai's nickname is now no nuts

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
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    It’s well known that the higher your bmi the less likely you need to swim because how well you float. Swimming is a skill only needed for those in shape.
    That is not well known. Please supply any evidence of such a claim
    Fat floats, lean does not. In a soup that is cooled, meat goes to bottom, fat layer on top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
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    That is not well known. Please supply any evidence of such a claim
    Fat floats, lean does not. In a soup that is cooled, meat goes to bottom, fat layer on top.
    That's fine if you chuck a roast in the water. Not so much for a young kid fearing for it's life.

    Probably the dumbest thing you've ever said and that is saying something

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
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    How come you dont know how to swim?
    just never learned, didn't see a reason why I should
    Don’t blame Dwai, blame his parents. Teaching your kids to swim is like teaching them to properly handle a firearm or operate a motor vehicle, its an essential survival skill. If I was you, I’d be terrified of the water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
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    just never learned, didn't see a reason why I should
    Don’t blame Dwai, blame his parents. Teaching your kids to swim is like teaching them to properly handle a firearm or operate a motor vehicle, its an essential survival skill. If I was you, I’d be terrified of the water.
    only fags care about being able to swim, stay away from deep water. not hard

    you wanna suck Mike Phelps off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
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    Don’t blame Dwai, blame his parents. Teaching your kids to swim is like teaching them to properly handle a firearm or operate a motor vehicle, its an essential survival skill. If I was you, I’d be terrified of the water.
    only fags care about being able to swim, stay away from deep water. not hard

    you wanna suck Mike Phelps off?
    Said no functional adult, ever.

    Have you never been on a vacation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
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    only fags care about being able to swim, stay away from deep water. not hard

    you wanna suck Mike Phelps off?
    Said no functional adult, ever.

    Have you never been on a vacation?
    what's a vacation

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    Why the fuck would I want to swim? I honestly think even if I could I would have the same disposition towards water, I'm not interested in swimming, I also have submechanphobia

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    Why the fuck would I want to swim? I honestly think even if I could I would have the same disposition towards water, I'm not interested in swimming, I also have
    submechanphobia
    dwai, what is it that you enjoy the most or makes you the happiest? Do you go to the mgm in detroit and play poker or gamble?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    Why the fuck would I want to swim? I honestly think even if I could I would have the same disposition towards water, I'm not interested in swimming, I also have submechanphobia
    I don’t know, because it’s refreshing, good exercise and fun.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by country978 View Post
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    Why the fuck would I want to swim? I honestly think even if I could I would have the same disposition towards water, I'm not interested in swimming, I also have
    submechanphobia
    dwai, what is it that you enjoy the most or makes you the happiest? Do you go to the mgm in detroit and play poker or gamble?


    no, I haven't gambled in 15 years poker is faggot, gambling is faggot

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    dwai, what is it that you enjoy the most or makes you the happiest? Do you go to the mgm in detroit and play poker or gamble?


    no, I haven't gambled in 15 years poker is faggot, gambling is faggot


     
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    I think you just described the law here
    I actually have thought that about being a lawyer. I think I would have been good at it, but I also would have tired of it very quickly, as there are a lot of tedious elements to that work. Plus you deal with crazy clients with unreasonable expectations (no matter what your specialty).

    I assume that's what Jayjami quit the profession for the most part.

    You would have made a good litigator. You can sniff out bullshit pretty well, can do deep research and pick up on minute details that give away everything. Reading people, a necessary skill in poker, is also necessary to be a good litigator. You need to read the room (the judge, opposing counsel, witnesses, and of course jury) to know whether or not a specific argument will fly or not. It's never to late to start. Back when I was in law school, there were several folks who retired from previous professions and wanted to go to law school. One dude lasted 1 semester - couldn't hack it. A few of them graduated, passed the bar and practiced for a while. You could do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
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    dwai, what is it that you enjoy the most or makes you the happiest? Do you go to the mgm in detroit and play poker or gamble?


    no, I haven't gambled in 15 years poker is faggot, gambling is faggot
    "Gambling is illegal at Bushwood...and I never slice"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
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    I actually have thought that about being a lawyer. I think I would have been good at it, but I also would have tired of it very quickly, as there are a lot of tedious elements to that work. Plus you deal with crazy clients with unreasonable expectations (no matter what your specialty).

    I assume that's what Jayjami quit the profession for the most part.

    You would have made a good litigator. You can sniff out bullshit pretty well, can do deep research and pick up on minute details that give away everything. Reading people, a necessary skill in poker, is also necessary to be a good litigator. You need to read the room (the judge, opposing counsel, witnesses, and of course jury) to know whether or not a specific argument will fly or not. It's never to late to start. Back when I was in law school, there were several folks who retired from previous professions and wanted to go to law school. One dude lasted 1 semester - couldn't hack it. A few of them graduated, passed the bar and practiced for a while. You could do it.
    Druff would be a decent lawyer. His main flaw would be digging in his heals when he is getting his ass kicked in an argument. Sometimes you have to back off and live to fight another day.

     
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