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    Best thing about airports

    Skirts

    They are every where
    Sorry in advance to Mumbles for potential grammar errors
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    great content lately les

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Skirts

    They are every where
    Sorry in advance to Mumbles for potential grammar errors
    I thought you were going to say they had bars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
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    Skirts

    They are every where
    Sorry in advance to Mumbles for potential grammar errors
    I thought you were going to say they had bars.


    "I DID NOT KNOW THAT"

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    But seriously, female flight attendants apparently are still required to show of those gams and if you pick the right spot in the bar the beer seems less expensive



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    I perform a lot a work at Logan Airport Boston, and skirts are fairly rare imo for female travelers.
    Even mid-summer.

    Yoga pants are not only American women's choice of travel garb, but international as well.

    When Alitalia lands, attention is paid. And yoga pants rule the roost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
    I perform a lot a work at Logan Airport Boston, and skirts are fairly rare imo for female travelers.
    Even mid-summer.

    Yoga pants are not only American women's choice of travel garb, but international as well.

    When Alitalia lands, attention is paid. And yoga pants rule the roost.
    Not talking about travellers but female flight attendants

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    and yes that is a Halloween costume
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    The days of leering at young, hot flight attendants are mostly over.

    They ended the practice long ago of keeping flight attendants young, female, and attractive. Now it's mostly older chicks, with some dudes mixed in.

    The exception is on discount airlines. I accidentally flew Air Canada Rouge, not understanding what a piece of shit it was until minutes after I booked it. I posted about this about 7 years ago. If you look at reviews for that awful budget airline, you'll see remarks that the flight attendants are "young and green". This was absolutely true. While it was a mixture of males and females, I will say that some of the females were attractive. However, they were also really incompetent and somewhat combative. I found myself wishing for the 55-year-olds back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The days of leering at young, hot flight attendants are mostly over.

    They ended the practice long ago of keeping flight attendants young, female, and attractive. Now it's mostly older chicks, with some dudes mixed in.

    The exception is on discount airlines. I accidentally flew Air Canada Rouge, not understanding what a piece of shit it was until minutes after I booked it. I posted about this about 7 years ago. If you look at reviews for that awful budget airline, you'll see remarks that the flight attendants are "young and green". This was absolutely true. While it was a mixture of males and females, I will say that some of the females were attractive. However, they were also really incompetent and somewhat combative. I found myself wishing for the 55-year-olds back.
    So you’re a GILF guy?

    When at an international airport as busy as Vancouver’s the female flight attendants are almost always dressed in skirts. Females in general have given up on skirts but but not at the fore-mentioned location.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The days of leering at young, hot flight attendants are mostly over.
    leering
    adjective
    "looking or gazing in a lascivious or unpleasant way"

    las·civ·i·ous
    adjective
    (of a person, manner, or gesture) feeling or revealing an overt and often offensive sexual desire.

    Interesting word choice Druff, at least your days of leering are "mostly" over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The days of leering at young, hot flight attendants are mostly over.

    They ended the practice long ago of keeping flight attendants young, female, and attractive. Now it's mostly older chicks, with some dudes mixed in.

    The exception is on discount airlines. I accidentally flew Air Canada Rouge, not understanding what a piece of shit it was until minutes after I booked it. I posted about this about 7 years ago. If you look at reviews for that awful budget airline, you'll see remarks that the flight attendants are "young and green". This was absolutely true. While it was a mixture of males and females, I will say that some of the females were attractive. However, they were also really incompetent and somewhat combative. I found myself wishing for the 55-year-olds back.
    The thing about discount airlines is they hire young inexperienced pilots. They pay them like shit with the idea they can advance quickly to better routes and perks. We rarely have a plane crash anymore due to pilot error so I guess its been a good strategy. But I don't like see 20 somethings in the cockpit, that is just me. I like the guy in his early 50s when I peak into the cockpit walking on. I'll even settle for the 40 something woman pilot as well. 20 something female pilot I am definitely faking a panic attack and getting off the plane and changing my flight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The days of leering at young, hot flight attendants are mostly over.

    They ended the practice long ago of keeping flight attendants young, female, and attractive. Now it's mostly older chicks, with some dudes mixed in.

    The exception is on discount airlines. I accidentally flew Air Canada Rouge, not understanding what a piece of shit it was until minutes after I booked it. I posted about this about 7 years ago. If you look at reviews for that awful budget airline, you'll see remarks that the flight attendants are "young and green". This was absolutely true. While it was a mixture of males and females, I will say that some of the females were attractive. However, they were also really incompetent and somewhat combative. I found myself wishing for the 55-year-olds back.
    The thing about discount airlines is they hire young inexperienced pilots. They pay them like shit with the idea they can advance quickly to better routes and perks. We rarely have a plane crash anymore due to pilot error so I guess its been a good strategy. But I don't like see 20 somethings in the cockpit, that is just me. I like the guy in his early 50s when I peak into the cockpit walking on. I'll even settle for the 40 something woman pilot as well. 20 something female pilot I am definitely faking a panic attack and getting off the plane and changing my flight.
    Right on topic. What's you're take on grass fed beef?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    The thing about discount airlines is they hire young inexperienced pilots. They pay them like shit with the idea they can advance quickly to better routes and perks. We rarely have a plane crash anymore due to pilot error so I guess its been a good strategy. But I don't like see 20 somethings in the cockpit, that is just me. I like the guy in his early 50s when I peak into the cockpit walking on. I'll even settle for the 40 something woman pilot as well. 20 something female pilot I am definitely faking a panic attack and getting off the plane and changing my flight.
    Right on topic. What's you're take on grass fed beef?
    As usual your homegrown threads fucking suck, uninteresting and usually the byproduct of a 1/5 of vodka. So I decided to hijack it and make it my own. What a perpetual drunk bitch you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    Right on topic. What's you're take on grass fed beef?
    As usual your homegrown threads fucking suck, uninteresting and usually the byproduct of a 1/5 of vodka. So I decided to hijack it and make it my own. What a perpetual drunk bitch you are.

    Wind him up and watch him go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    The thing about discount airlines is they hire young inexperienced pilots. They pay them like shit with the idea they can advance quickly to better routes and perks. We rarely have a plane crash anymore due to pilot error so I guess its been a good strategy. But I don't like see 20 somethings in the cockpit, that is just me. I like the guy in his early 50s when I peak into the cockpit walking on. I'll even settle for the 40 something woman pilot as well. 20 something female pilot I am definitely faking a panic attack and getting off the plane and changing my flight.
    Right on topic. What's you're take on grass fed beef?

    Grass Fed Beef is pretty damn good, yet expensive. Much better than the McDonald's you eat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The days of leering at young, hot flight attendants are mostly over.

    They ended the practice long ago of keeping flight attendants young, female, and attractive. Now it's mostly older chicks, with some dudes mixed in.

    The exception is on discount airlines. I accidentally flew Air Canada Rouge, not understanding what a piece of shit it was until minutes after I booked it. I posted about this about 7 years ago. If you look at reviews for that awful budget airline, you'll see remarks that the flight attendants are "young and green". This was absolutely true. While it was a mixture of males and females, I will say that some of the females were attractive. However, they were also really incompetent and somewhat combative. I found myself wishing for the 55-year-olds back.
    The thing about discount airlines is they hire young inexperienced pilots. They pay them like shit with the idea they can advance quickly to better routes and perks. We rarely have a plane crash anymore due to pilot error so I guess its been a good strategy. But I don't like see 20 somethings in the cockpit, that is just me. I like the guy in his early 50s when I peak into the cockpit walking on. I'll even settle for the 40 something woman pilot as well. 20 something female pilot I am definitely faking a panic attack and getting off the plane and changing my flight.
    That's true about most professions.

    When I go to the doctor, I hope to find a person around my age. I don't want to get a doctor under 30 or over 60. In fact, before choosing a doctor to visit, I will often look up their age and not go with them if it turns out they're too young or too old.

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    Great story…terrible movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
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    Right on topic. What's you're take on grass fed beef?

    Grass Fed Beef is pretty damn good, yet expensive. Much better than the McDonald's you eat.
    Rarely eat fast food but grass fed beef is actually less tasty according my foodie sister who is a steak a week person

    Can Rico's afford steak?
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
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    Grass Fed Beef is pretty damn good, yet expensive. Much better than the McDonald's you eat.
    Rarely eat fast food but grass fed beef is actually less tasty according my foodie sister who is a steak a week person

    Can Rico's afford steak?

    Grass Fed Beef is muy delicioso, your sister doesn't know shit. And you'll need to ask an actual Rico for the answer to your racist question.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post


    Grass Fed Beef is muy delicioso, your sister doesn't know shit. And you'll need to ask an actual Rico for the answer to your racist question.
    I'm sure dumpster divers like you are just happy to find dog meat.

    And btw, Splitthis considers your type inferior regardless of what scraps you find

     
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