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    How to get a $100 60 minute massage for $25 dollars in Philadelphia

    Going to be there for the weekend. Thinking of playing cards in one of the casinos nearby. Maybe get a massage/sauna relaxation day as well.

    Stumbled upon this place. Emailed and told them I am a LGBTQ individual who has been hit with rough times and visiting my friend in the city for the weekend. Sain I had some neck pain.


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    They put me in no problem and I bet they'll have some cucumber water for me upon arrival. Sure hope they don't find out I have a reservation to Vetri Cucina on Friday and De Paul's Table on Sat. LOL.


    Fuck straight privilege. That is all.

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    You should go to one of those Asian handjob massage places, let them do the actual massage, and when it comes time for the handjob part, inform them that you're gay and that a woman touching your dick is unappealing to you. Then pay and walk out.

    These places won't even open the door for a female, but with gay males, they won't know until they get the bad news that a handjob isn't desired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Going to be there for the weekend. Thinking of playing cards in one of the casinos nearby. Maybe get a massage/sauna relaxation day as well.

    Stumbled upon this place. Emailed and told them I am a LGBTQ individual who has been hit with rough times and visiting my friend in the city for the weekend. Sain I had some neck pain.


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    They put me in no problem and I bet they'll have some cucumber water for me upon arrival. Sure hope they don't find out I have a reservation to Vetri Cucina on Friday and De Paul's Table on Sat. LOL.


    Fuck straight privilege. That is all.
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    Biden low income massage subsidy.

    Stimulating the ….

     
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    hey OSA i hope you have fun, get a good massage and run really good at the table. Hope you'll let us all hear the trip report. I haven't been out much lately so hearing about the fun times others have makes me happy.

     
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    Actually, this may not be as good of a deal as it appears.

    Around here there is a "training massage place" which charges the same $25, and you get massages from trainees. I know someone who loves going to these, because he's cheap. (This isn't a rub-and-tug place, btw.)

    Maybe you're just getting trainees here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Actually, this may not be as good of a deal as it appears.

    Around here there is a "training massage place" which charges the same $25, and you get massages from trainees. I know someone who loves going to these, because he's cheap. (This isn't a rub-and-tug place, btw.)

    Maybe you're just getting trainees here.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    You should go to one of those Asian handjob massage places, let them do the actual massage, and when it comes time for the handjob part, inform them that you're gay and that a woman touching your dick is unappealing to you. Then pay and walk out.

    These places won't even open the door for a female, but with gay males, they won't know until they get the bad news that a handjob isn't desired.
    Sounds like you're familiar with this move
    Starting to realize there is no Ben or Ben's mom

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    You should go to one of those Asian handjob massage places, let them do the actual massage, and when it comes time for the handjob part, inform them that you're gay and that a woman touching your dick is unappealing to you. Then pay and walk out.

    These places won't even open the door for a female, but with gay males, they won't know until they get the bad news that a handjob isn't desired.
    And you know this how????

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    You should go to one of those Asian handjob massage places, let them do the actual massage, and when it comes time for the handjob part, inform them that you're gay and that a woman touching your dick is unappealing to you. Then pay and walk out.

    These places won't even open the door for a female, but with gay males, they won't know until they get the bad news that a handjob isn't desired.
    Sounds like you're familiar with this move
    Starting to realize there is no Ben or Ben's mom
    Here’s a move I’ve actually pulled. I go in, tell the mamasan upfront I only want a good massage, and I’m tipping $20. She’ll send me the oldest, ugliest girl in the place. Who cares? If you’re lucky and she’s not busy, mamasan might do it herself.

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