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    Cock Trauma

    Brothers it's time to set aside any differences over politics, vaccines, etc and get real about cocks.

    Almost all of us have one, or in the case of splitthis, have been battered by more than their share via historical DV/incest to have a perspective.

    I went running earlier this week at night in some older shorts with the junk pouch due to a laundry backup on a cold, rainy night in antifaland and noticed my cock was bouncing around more than a bottomset child support check.

    When I went to shower, noticed a few nicks on the old head; no big deal until post-coitus when I noticed blood from the cuts. The next day, watched them reopen at the point of eruption when I dropped a filthy load.

    Troubling, but not as much as when I went to the doc in high school with what I thought was clamidyha or AIDS after banging a known slut which turned out to be a particularly bad ingrown hair.

    Who else has had similar issues? Please stay on track with issues specifically related to the shaft; nut trauma is separate.

    Druff has agreed that this thread is serious business and any trolling will result in permaban, so stay on point. TIA

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Brothers it's time to set aside any differences over politics, vaccines, etc and get real about cocks.

    Almost all of us have one, or in the case of splitthis, have been battered by more than their share via historical DV/incest to have a perspective.

    I went running earlier this week at night in some older shorts with the junk pouch due to a laundry backup on a cold, rainy night in antifaland and noticed my cock was bouncing around more than a bottomset child support check.

    When I went to shower, noticed a few nicks on the old head; no big deal until post-coitus when I noticed blood from the cuts. The next day, watched them reopen at the point of eruption when I dropped a filthy load.

    Troubling, but not as much as when I went to the doc in high school with what I thought was clamidyha or AIDS after banging a known slut which turned out to be a particularly bad ingrown hair.

    Who else has had similar issues? Please stay on track with issues specifically related to the shaft; nut trauma is separate.

    Druff has agreed that this thread is serious business and any trolling will result in permaban, so stay on point. TIA


    I Know trying to pop, squeeze the In-grown hair spot only turns it into a hard knot and got me a 15 day Quarantine aboard a War Vessel. Being on the shaft is sore and chafes..stuff toilet paper in yr draws/supermans.

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    I assume the cuts are from pubic hair, unless you shave your self like a little boy...

    I also noticed you recently started posting about you getting into climbing. altho i haven't climbed in many years I was a fairly accomplished climber leading Ice climbing ~WI-6, sport climbing ~5.11d, mountaineering, ski mountaineering. was a amateur in the white route race from Chamonix france to Zermat Switzerland. many years ago we (my brother and I) mapped several routes on the weeping wall outside of Jasper Alberta....

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    ultimately had to quit du to family responsibility's, lost my nerve.

    hope your dick gets better.
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    Definitely super aids.

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    That's nothing... I suffered the indignity of discovering a tick that was bouldering on my ballsack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by khalwat View Post
    That's nothing... I suffered the indignity of discovering a tick that was bouldering on my ballsack.
    This is the risk associated with sunning your balls that Nicky Pipes never talks about.

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    Sometimes tears occur between the old cock head and shaft that bleed quite a bit…

    Just need to rest mr happy for a week.

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    You’ll be fine. Nicked up and blood flows to nicks. It’s when a girl goes sideways on you or moves her hips unexpectedly and you think you broke something that is scary. I pissed blood one time for a few days and was convinced I had broke something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker View Post
    I assume the cuts are from pubic hair, unless you shave your self like a little boy...

    I also noticed you recently started posting about you getting into climbing. altho i haven't climbed in many years I was a fairly accomplished climber leading Ice climbing ~WI-6, sport climbing ~5.11d, mountaineering, ski mountaineering. was a amateur in the white route race from Chamonix france to Zermat Switzerland. many years ago we (my brother and I) mapped several routes on the weeping wall outside of Jasper Alberta....

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    ultimately had to quit du to family responsibility's, lost my nerve.

    hope your dick gets better.
    Cuts are from jogging in cold/wet conditions brother.

    Yes, mostly alpine climbing but recently have been dabbling in sport and trad rock. Can barely handle multi 5.8 but get better every time, scares the shit out of me.

    I always reflect after doing something and think of the danger but never during a climb. Am more careful post child.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker View Post
    I assume the cuts are from pubic hair, unless you shave your self like a little boy...

    I also noticed you recently started posting about you getting into climbing. altho i haven't climbed in many years I was a fairly accomplished climber leading Ice climbing ~WI-6, sport climbing ~5.11d, mountaineering, ski mountaineering. was a amateur in the white route race from Chamonix france to Zermat Switzerland. many years ago we (my brother and I) mapped several routes on the weeping wall outside of Jasper Alberta....

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    ultimately had to quit du to family responsibility's, lost my nerve.

    hope your dick gets better.
    Cuts are from jogging in cold/wet conditions brother.

    Yes, mostly alpine climbing but recently have been dabbling in sport and trad rock. Can barely handle multi 5.8 but get better every time, scares the shit out of me.

    I always reflect after doing something and think of the danger but never during a climb. Am more careful post child.
    You must have a bunch of great stories to share about your time spent doing this.

     
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      Baron Von Strucker: yes we had a pretty tight gang back then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by country978 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post

    Cuts are from jogging in cold/wet conditions brother.

    Yes, mostly alpine climbing but recently have been dabbling in sport and trad rock. Can barely handle multi 5.8 but get better every time, scares the shit out of me.

    I always reflect after doing something and think of the danger but never during a climb. Am more careful post child.
    You must have a bunch of great stories to share about your time spent doing this.
    Brother the thread is about cocks so to stay on point all I got for you is the longest I've ever gone without ejaculating was on a two week trek in the Himalayas where I had the shits throughout and the altitude suppressed all desire. At the highest point at below zero degrees they advised keeping a hot water bottle in our sleeping bags to keep appendages, ie cocks and balls, warm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    You’ll be fine. Nicked up and blood flows to nicks. It’s when a girl goes sideways on you or moves her hips unexpectedly and you think you broke something that is scary. I pissed blood one time for a few days and was convinced I had broke something.
    This has always terrified me.
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    Thread delivers.

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