Monkey belonging to Texas special team's coach stripper girlfriend bites child on Halloween

[khalwat]

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/monke...d-on-halloween

There are stories made for the Internet and then there’s the story of a pet monkey belonging to a stripper, who goes by Pole Assassin, biting a kid on Halloween. Oh, and the Pole Assassin is dating Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks, who reportedly left his wife and kids to be with the Pole Assassin.

Druff, please investigate

[Walter Sobchak]

Let’s double check and make sure it wasn’t Florida.

[country978]

Let’s double check and make sure it wasn’t Florida.

Or Greenwich, CT where Travis the monkey bit off the face of the person who would go on to have, if I remember correctly, the 1st ever face transplant

[nunbeater]

I just added this bitch on Instagram let's go PoleAssassin

[Gordman]

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/monke...d-on-halloween

There are stories made for the Internet and then there’s the story of a pet monkey belonging to a stripper, who goes by Pole Assassin, biting a kid on Halloween. Oh, and the Pole Assassin is dating Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks, who reportedly left his wife and kids to be with the Pole Assassin.

Druff, please investigate

Wait...Who is going by the name Pole Assassin? The monkey or the stripper?

[ftpjesus]

Im more afraid to find out which Pole shes assassinating.. I mean that could be seriously hazardous to a mans personal space..

[DJ_Chaps]

Pics of the assassin?

[khalwat]

Pics of the assassin?

Looks like she made her account private after all of the press https://www.instagram.com/poleassassin_/?hl=en

Some pics (and with the monkey too) here tho:

https://biographydaily.com/2021/11/0...a-dani-thomas/





EDIT: looks like the monkey has its own insta: https://www.instagram.com/monkey_gia/