And everybody’s talking about gun control. “Got to get rid of the guns.”
Fuck that. l like guns.
You got a gun, you don’t have to work out.
l ain’t working out. l ain’t jogging. You got pecs, l got Tecs.
Fuck that shit.
You don’t need no gun control.
You know what you need? We need some bullet control.
Man, we need to control the bullets, that’s right.
l think all bullets should cost 5000 dollars.
5000 dollars for a bullet. You know why?
‘Cause if a bullet costs 5000 dollars, there’d be no more innocent bystanders.
That’d be it.
Every time somebody gets shot, people will be like,
“Damn, he must have did something.”
“Shit, they put 50,000 dollars worth of bullets in his ass.”
And people would think before they killed somebody, if a bullet cost 5000 dollars.
“Man, l would blow your fucking head off, if l could afford it.”
“l’m gonna get me another job, l’m gonna start saving some money… and you’re a dead man.”
“You better hope l can’t get no bullets on layaway.”
So even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you won’t have to go to no doctor to get it taken out: whoever shot you would take their bullet back.
“l believe you got my property?!”