DILF = pussy magnet

[fluffer]

i am a happily divorced 47yr father of 2, who is driving my married friends crazy with envy

why you may ask?

well, im getting more pussy now than when i was when in my 20's...not talking about the aesthetically challenged women that jasep and loren settle for, im talking about women who are a minimum 7.6, and plenty of them are in their early 20s

granted i look like im in my early 30's and in peak physical condition, but in my opnion there is nothing hotter to the opposite sex than a DILF

my ex has pleaded with me to reconcile, but she is greeted with a look that screams

''you must be fuckin kidding''

i emailed her a quote from larry david that i thought would give her an insight into how i feel

David says he's unlikely to ever get married again. "It would be a silly thing to do," he says. "Why would I do it? Why would I want that contract? I already have kids. The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. You get married, you have kids – you should plan this from the beginning. We're going to have these kids, then we'll get divorced when they're four. All right, six."

[JACKDANIELS]

pics or nobody cares

[SixToedPete]

i am a happily divorced 47yr father of 2, who is driving my married friends crazy with envy

why you may ask?

well, im getting more pussy now than when i was when in my 20's...not talking about the aesthetically challenged women that jasep and loren settle for, im talking about women who are a minimum 7.6, and plenty of them are in their early 20s

granted i look like im in my early 30's and in peak physical condition, but in my opnion there is nothing hotter to the opposite sex than a DILF

my ex has pleaded with me to reconcile, but she is greeted with a look that screams

''you must be fuckin kidding''

i emailed her a quote from larry david that i thought would give her an insight into how i feel

David says he's unlikely to ever get married again. "It would be a silly thing to do," he says. "Why would I do it? Why would I want that contract? I already have kids. The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. You get married, you have kids – you should plan this from the beginning. We're going to have these kids, then we'll get divorced when they're four. All right, six."

I hate to say it, but you sound lonely.

[fluffer]

i am a happily divorced 47yr father of 2, who is driving my married friends crazy with envy

why you may ask?

well, im getting more pussy now than when i was when in my 20's...not talking about the aesthetically challenged women that jasep and loren settle for, im talking about women who are a minimum 7.6, and plenty of them are in their early 20s

granted i look like im in my early 30's and in peak physical condition, but in my opnion there is nothing hotter to the opposite sex than a DILF

my ex has pleaded with me to reconcile, but she is greeted with a look that screams

''you must be fuckin kidding''

i emailed her a quote from larry david that i thought would give her an insight into how i feel

David says he's unlikely to ever get married again. "It would be a silly thing to do," he says. "Why would I do it? Why would I want that contract? I already have kids. The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. You get married, you have kids – you should plan this from the beginning. We're going to have these kids, then we'll get divorced when they're four. All right, six."

I hate to say it, but you sound lonely.

if lonely you mean, that i can still see my kids everyday, see my friends when i want to, play poker till all hours, and have regular fuck buddies that dont break my balls,

fuck yeh



















i am fuckin lonely



*shaking head*

[SixToedPete]

i am a happily divorced 47yr father of 2, who is driving my married friends crazy with envy

why you may ask?

well, im getting more pussy now than when i was when in my 20's...not talking about the aesthetically challenged women that jasep and loren settle for, im talking about women who are a minimum 7.6, and plenty of them are in their early 20s

granted i look like im in my early 30's and in peak physical condition, but in my opnion there is nothing hotter to the opposite sex than a DILF

my ex has pleaded with me to reconcile, but she is greeted with a look that screams

''you must be fuckin kidding''

i emailed her a quote from larry david that i thought would give her an insight into how i feel

David says he's unlikely to ever get married again. "It would be a silly thing to do," he says. "Why would I do it? Why would I want that contract? I already have kids. The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. You get married, you have kids – you should plan this from the beginning. We're going to have these kids, then we'll get divorced when they're four. All right, six."

I hate to say it, but you sound lonely.

if lonely you mean, that i can still see my kids everyday, see my friends when i want to, play poker till all hours, and have regular fuck buddies that dont break my balls,

fuck yeh



















i am fuckin lonely



*shaking head*

Your kids must be real proud of their dad.

[DropKick]

#noonegivesashit #fuckthiswombat #outright

[fluffer]

lets see....i brought them up full time while running my own business from home

spent quality time that working fathers couldnt comprehend or understand

not only did i let the ex keep the house, i bought one down the road so kids have the best of both worlds

what else....

oh, they are that ashamed of me that insist on living with me full time



yeh, they must be real proud

[Hockey Guy]

These pictures look like they were taken by some pervert hiding in somebodys' closet TBH.

[fluffer]

actually, they are part of my coffee table book

*giggling*

[SixToedPete]

lets see...

OK, let's see.

my ex has pleaded with me to reconcile, but she is greeted with a look that screams

''you must be fuckin kidding''

Mom wants to make the family whole again. The kids would love to grow up in a loving family, living with mom and dad.

Let's see what dad has to say about this:

well, im getting more pussy now than when i was when in my 20's...not talking about the aesthetically challenged women that jasep and loren settle for, im talking about women who are a minimum 7.6, and plenty of them are in their early 20s

granted i look like im in my early 30's and in peak physical condition, but in my opnion there is nothing hotter to the opposite sex than a DILF

Sorry kids, dad's busy.

[fluffer]

you make some valid points, my sixtoed friend

unlike other men/women, i refuse to spend the rest of my life with a person that i find myself to be incompatible on quite a few levels, be it intellectual or sexual

i have plenty of married friends, be it male or female who are miserable, but have decided to settle and plod away in a loveless marriage and mostly sexless marriage...some do it for their kids, others for the fear that they would not find anyone else

[SixToedPete]

you make some valid points, my sixtoed friend

unlike other men/women, i refuse to spend the rest of my life with a person that i find myself to be incompatible on quite a few levels, be it intellectual or sexual

i have plenty of married friends, be it male or female who are miserable, but have decided to settle and plod away in a loveless marriage and mostly sexless marriage...some do it for their kids, others for the fear that they would not find anyone else

Fair enough. That's certainly true in too many relationships.

All the best to you.

[Muck Ficon]

actually, they are part of my coffee table book

*giggling*

So you have a hidden camera and take pictures of women you fuck, and they have no knowledge of it. Then you post it online? That's not creepy......

[fluffer]

actually, they are part of my coffee table book

*giggling*

So you have a hidden camera and take pictures of women you fuck, and they have no knowledge of it. Then you post it online? That's not creepy......

all the women are willing participants, my highly presumptuous friend

[XteraveX]

that chick has got a sweet ass and everything else and for 47 you are fit as hell....props to ya bro!

[fluffer]

a myth about cougars...they really prefer guys their own age,but....


guys their own age are either, totally out of shape, couldnt be bothered, no sex drive, or all three

the other problem they have is that the guys they like around their own age prefer women a lot younger



btw i love rimming ass

[son of lockman]

a myth about cougars...they really prefer guys their own age,but....


guys their own age are either, totally out of shape, couldnt be bothered, no sex drive, or all three

the other problem they have is that the guys they like around their own age prefer women a lot younger



btw i love rimming ass

good show there youngster...

[jsearles22]

a myth about cougars...they really prefer guys their own age,but....


guys their own age are either, totally out of shape, couldnt be bothered, no sex drive, or all three

the other problem they have is that the guys they like around their own age prefer women a lot younger



btw i love rimming ass

Apparently the no pornography rule has went out the window already?

[Team Razor]

I cant wait for the good Dr to give his opinion on this as a fellow DIWLF.

[XteraveX]

a myth about cougars...they really prefer guys their own age,but....


guys their own age are either, totally out of shape, couldnt be bothered, no sex drive, or all three

the other problem they have is that the guys they like around their own age prefer women a lot younger

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/m7NTq.j

Apparently the no pornography rule has went out the window already?

girlfriends don't count... my ex (bare ass-- bottom up) is going up pretty soon also.... she's in the same league... yeah, you wait